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Billy Mays. Gone.

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anonymous_old
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Starrodkirby86
Mays was found dead by his wife in his Odessa, Florida home on June 28, 2009.[2][1][14] The Associated Press reported that there were no indications that the house had been broken into, and that police did not suspect foul play.[14]

According to Fox News, Mays had been aboard a US Airways flight that blew out its front tires as it landed at a Tampa airport on June 27, the day before his death. None of the 138 passengers and five crew members were reported to be seriously injured immediately following the incident, but several passengers reported having bumps and bruises, according to the station. It is unclear whether Mays' death was related to the incident.[2]
He was 50 years old...Hmm...That sounds a lot like another famous person who died recently....CAN ANYONE GUESS WHO!?
nardii
=(
Senbon
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Mogsy
Now who's going to yell at me every time I turn on me TV? D:
YoshiKart
The world will become crazy if they start doing commercial marathons on TV.
Mashley
It's the 50-year-old-celebrities-pocalypse! Everyone hide!
Neo@lex
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Topic Starter
anonymous_old
FUCK YOU NEO@LEX.

The real Kira would never reveal himself like that.
Loginer
I click on a link related to a Disney show. My computer freezes, and every time I try to log in after that, the Welcome screen stays on until I shut the computer down. I go into Safe Mode a few hours later, and what's the first thing I see in glorious 640*480? Billy Mays is dead. FML
Ekaru
I'm deciding whether this is a good or bad thing. Never did like his commercials much, but apparently some people did... My only problem was that he appeared to be shouting the whole time.

Uh, blessings to his family. Dunno what his religion is, or if he had one, so I can't do anything more. Being politically correct is such a pain...
Takuma
i didn't want to buy his products anyway so ha
I'll still miss him, though.
Topic Starter
anonymous_old

Ekaru wrote:

Being politically correct is such a pain...
It's a pain to watch people attempt to be politically correct. That's an oxymoron, even.
Neo@lex
Since these deaths are happening so closely together, it is safe to assume the current Kira has only recently attained the stasis, with David Carradine's death being a test.
The first of the actual planned deaths was Ed McMahon, on June the 23rd. From this, it is apparent that Kira has access to either TV, the internet or a newspaper.
Two days later, Farrah Fawcett's death was also made apparent. This implies that Kira has been around long enough to have seen Charlie's Angels, thus proving that he has access to a TV.
On the same day, Michael Jackson died, implying that Kira may be against pedophilia, or that he focuses on big names.
Billy Mays' death proves that Kira has some link with America, being either an American, or a resident of another country who bares hatred toward America.
With the vagueness of the information so far, the only way to determine where Kira is is to examine future incidents.

Copypasta.
K2J
You shittin' me?



Actually, Billy could probably reason with God to become a reborn prophet. He'd certainly sell God's message well.
Loginer
OK, done mourning him. Time for some bad Photoshops.

Edit: Improved the outlines.
LuigiHann
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anonymous_old

Loginer wrote:

OK, done mourning him. Time for some bad Photoshops.
WINRAR.
RemmyX25
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Zatoichi
Norio Wakamoto is going to be next to die.
lukewarmholiday
...

K2J
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Pokebis

:(

EDIT:

You got your Nicovideo in my Youtube. Again.
Please, come back, Billy, we all miss you. :|
Shiftyness13
All sorts of awesome things have happened to me in the past few days. This has just ruined all of them. :c
0bj3c7i0n
>Michael Jackson died this afternoon. Jackson was 50.

>Billy Mays died today. Mays was 50.

>Michael Cera was seen at Mays hospital.
>Michael Cera was at Jackson's house, apparently walking by.

>>Cera
>>Kera
>>Kira
Zatoichi
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awp
But what's his connection to Fawcett?
Neo@lex
David Carradine: Film Industry
Ed McMahon: Television Industry
Farrah Fawcett: Modeling Industry
Michael Jackson: Music Industry
Billy Mays: Advertising Industry
???: News Industry
???: Gaming Industry

Anon predicts Gabe Newell, ZUN, or Reggie Fils-aime.
lukewarmholiday
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bagnz0r

neo@lex wrote:

David Carradine: Film Industry
Ed McMahon: Television Industry
Farrah Fawcett: Modeling Industry
Michael Jackson: Music Industry
Billy Mays: Advertising Industry
???: News Industry
???: Gaming Industry

Anon predicts Gabe Newell, ZUN, or Reggie Fils-aime.

PLEASE NOT GABE!
eee

neo@lex wrote:

David Carradine: Film Industry
Ed McMahon: Television Industry
Farrah Fawcett: Modeling Industry
Michael Jackson: Music Industry
Billy Mays: Advertising Industry
???: News Industry
???: Gaming Industry

Anon predicts Gabe Newell, ZUN, or Reggie Fils-aime.
PLEASE NOT REGINATOR

btw, The Sporting Industry has lost an MVP. . . . . .
Ochappy
Yeah, Miley Cyrus died too :( :( RIP
Pokebis

ochappy wrote:

Yeah, Miley Cyrus died too :( :( RIP
Derp, herp.
Zatoichi
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Wojjan

Pokebis wrote:

Derp, herp.

melissa wrote:

whoever started that rumour about miley cyrus being dead is silly i was worried sick

larisha wrote:

I LOVE YOU MILEY CYRUS I AM OUR #1 FAN. I KNOW EVERTHING ABOUT YOU
Miley fans are either nocaps or allcaps, apparently
lukewarmholiday
1 more day till tribute
Repliica

neo@lex wrote:

..being either an American, or a resident of another country who bares hatred toward America.
Let's blame George Bush for this.
I vote the Kira is in America but is an overstayer and wants to hurt America at the heart before terrorizing the place Dx Nobody is safe! :o
Loginer
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TODhaseo
^^^^

AHHHHHHH chris-chan the doll humper!
Pokebis

TODhaseo wrote:

^^^^

AHHHHHHH chris-chan the doll humper!
Unneeded post.
rust45

Pokebis wrote:

TODhaseo wrote:

^^^^

AHHHHHHH chris-chan the doll humper!
Unneeded post.
Another unneeded post. And to make this post not useless as well...

lukewarmholiday wrote:

1 more day till tribute
Call me a noob, but what tribute?
lukewarmholiday

rust45 wrote:

lukewarmholiday wrote:

1 more day till tribute
Call me a noob, but what tribute?
They had a tribute episode of pitchman to billy mays
rust45

lukewarmholiday wrote:

rust45 wrote:

lukewarmholiday wrote:

1 more day till tribute
Call me a noob, but what tribute?
They had a tribute episode of pitchman to billy mays
Oh that one, I had idea tha's what you were talking about but I wasn't sure.
kideddie1501
him and the sham wow guy are freakin' annoying. im really indifferent
rust45

kideddie1501 wrote:

him and the sham wow guy are freakin' annoying. im really indifferent
No, Vince was much more annoying, even though his commercials were funnier, they weren't well done.
Loginer

rust45 wrote:

kideddie1501 wrote:

No, Vince was much more annoying, even though his commercials were funnier, they weren't well done.
Did you have to quote kideddie? I really hate having to look at its cancer-filled posts more than necessary.

Anyway, Billy >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Vince.

Cuddlebun
if that's so, why did you quote her too? :P
Loginer
...LOOK, A VIDEO
Fishcaek-Chan
Yeah, he was pretty neat~ :D
K2J
lukewarmholiday
eyup
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