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fredsjr
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Joined September 2017
fredsjr
hello my name is fredsjr but you can call me the osu challenge giver and i give challenges to streamers. but recently i made my own discord server to challenge you osu players. everyone is welcome. it is still really new so i would also like some help.

greetings from the osu challenge giver
https://discord.gg/BJTqeN
abraker
Global Moderator
8,295 posts
Joined July 2014
abraker

fredsjr wrote:

but recently i made my own discord server to challenge you osu players
t/501854

Also if you want to challenge someone, head on over here: t/683410
we got a good gig going on there
just make sure to cover the map for all gamemodes, or people gonna be upset
Comfy Slippers
194 posts
Joined April 2015
Comfy Slippers


god bless
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citremi
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is having a mental breakdown?

not bullying because that's me every second day
Naimae
66 posts
Joined September 2011
Naimae
Friends,
Osumans,
countrymen,

Lend me your ears.

Four score and seven years ago, our fathers brought forth on this internet a new game, conceived in Rhythm, and dedicated to the proposition that pp =/= skill.

Admittedly, there is a risk in any course we follow other than this, but every lesson in history tells us that the greater risk lies in farming, and this is the specter that our well-meaning ranked friends refuse to face that their policy of farming is egotistical, and it gives no choice between pass and fail, only between choke or FC.

In a sense we've come to our game's website to submit a score. When the architects of our Game wrote the magnificent code of osu! stable and the osu! web, they were signing a promissory note to which every Osuman was to fall heir. This note was a promise that all osuthletes - yes, farmers as well as anti-farmers - would be guaranteed the unalienable rights of fun, pp, and the shitposting of the forums.

In the councils of the scoreboards, we must guard against the acquisition of unwarranted pp, whether sought or unsought, by the pp-farming complex.

No osu player can fully grasp how far and how fast we have come, but condense, if you will, the 50,000 ranked maps of the BNG's recorded history in a timespan of but 11 years.

5 years ago, the proudest boast was "I have 2,000pp". Today, in the world of farm maps, the proudest boast is "I have 10,000pp!" All farmers, wherever they may live, are secretly farmers, and therefore, as farmers, may take pride in the words "I am a farmer!"

This does not mean that you are boring players. On the contrary, the player above all other people prays for pp, for he must suffer and bear the deepest wounds and scars of choking. But always in our ears ring the ominous sounds of shitmiss: *record scratch*.
Vuelo Eluko
5,484 posts
Joined October 2013
Vuelo Eluko
Scoreboards are everything to real top players, that is pride. PP just happens.
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E m i
I don't know what pp is i only play for high acc on streams can someone fill me in what's a pp
keremaru
217 posts
Joined November 2017
keremaru
a pp is pee pee
Tupsu
7 posts
Joined September 2012
Tupsu

Momi wrote:

I don't know what pp is i only play for high acc on streams can someone fill me in what's a pp
E m i
E m i
Wow does it taste good
Green Platinum
2,660 posts
Joined July 2011
Green Platinum
Those proportions are messed up. It's distracting.
DaddyCoolVipper
342 posts
Joined July 2012
DaddyCoolVipper
Yeah her ass makes no sense there
Vuelo Eluko
5,484 posts
Joined October 2013
Vuelo Eluko

Tupsu wrote:

Momi wrote:

I don't know what pp is i only play for high acc on streams can someone fill me in what's a pp
maeshima ryou?
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Maybe you're just noobs I can bend my spine like that easy
_handholding
3,109 posts
Joined April 2014
_handholding
@momi what was your opinion on this map? https://osu.ppy.sh/s/40499

I saw you post in the thread but couldn't make out if you liked it or not
the proportions in that pic don't look out of place to me
Vuelo Eluko
5,484 posts
Joined October 2013
Vuelo Eluko

Kisses wrote:

@momi what was your opinion on this map? https://osu.ppy.sh/s/40499

I saw you post in the thread but couldn't make out if you liked it or not
the proportions in that pic don't look out of place to me


wow that sure was a good map
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E m i

Kisses wrote:

@momi what's your opinion on this map? https://osu.ppy.sh/s/40499

I saw you post in the thread but couldn't make out if you liked it or not
Kinda ugly but very much enjoyed it either way, I like those types of streamy maps, slightly hard to read/execute, hard to get good acc on. Not sure why everyone dislikes it but you know :( I always like when there are more complex streamy maps. And semi-relatedly I also like to play maps like this https://osu.ppy.sh/b/246322&m=0 because to me gameplay > mapping
Vuelo Eluko
5,484 posts
Joined October 2013
Vuelo Eluko

Momi wrote:

Kisses wrote:

@momi what's your opinion on this map? https://osu.ppy.sh/s/40499

I saw you post in the thread but couldn't make out if you liked it or not
Kinda ugly but very much enjoyed it either way, I like those types of streamy maps, slightly hard to read/execute, hard to get good acc on. Not sure why everyone dislikes it but you know :( I always like when there are more complex streamy maps. And semi-relatedly I also like to play maps like this https://osu.ppy.sh/b/246322&m=0 because to me gameplay > mapping
am i being fucked with right now
he linked literally nothing

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The author "deleted" it
https://puu.sh/zuXW7/051d23b355.jpg
it was a map, i'll try to reupload?
https://puu.sh/zuXYA/04fe569a14.osz Yes i did
Tupsu
7 posts
Joined September 2012
Tupsu

xxjesus1412fanx wrote:

Tupsu wrote:

maeshima ryou?
I have no idea I just steal memes from the internet

lol @ virgin men not knowing how spines work, the only thing a bit off with that image is the legs'/thighs' length to width ratio
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maybe she's just underweight, i remember my lower thighs being smaller than my calves for a long time which was funny

anime bone structure
Green Platinum
2,660 posts
Joined July 2011
Green Platinum
She's basically doing a cat stretch. Although I think her ass is a bit prominent for a child's physique.
abraker
Global Moderator
8,295 posts
Joined July 2014
abraker


If you start from the neck, you trace out the spine to a different location than starting out on the other side
johnmedina999
296 posts
Joined October 2016
johnmedina999

Tupsu wrote:

I have no idea I just steal memes from the internet

lol @ virgin men not knowing how spines work, the only thing a bit off with that image is the legs'/thighs' length to width ratio
lmao you're criticizing an image you yourself posted

what's even funnier is the fact that everyone is analyzing it because you brought it back up

y'all make me laugh
Foxtrot
1,165 posts
Joined April 2012
Foxtrot

Tupsu wrote:

lol @ virgin men not knowing how spines work, the only thing a bit off with that image is the legs'/thighs' length to width ratio
w h e w imagine being this pretentious
DaddyCoolVipper
342 posts
Joined July 2012
DaddyCoolVipper

johnmedina999 wrote:

lmao you're criticizing an image you yourself posted

what's even funnier is the fact that everyone is analyzing it because you brought it back up

y'all make me laugh
Holy shit John I've never seen such spice from you
abraker
Global Moderator
8,295 posts
Joined July 2014
abraker

DaddyCoolVipper wrote:

johnmedina999 wrote:

lmao you're criticizing an image you yourself posted

what's even funnier is the fact that everyone is analyzing it because you brought it back up

y'all make me laugh
Holy shit John I've never seen such spice from you
He learned from the spiciest individuals here in OT. Maybe I should try to be spicy too sometime
Green Platinum
2,660 posts
Joined July 2011
Green Platinum
So any update on the new forum layout replacing the old one?
abraker
Global Moderator
8,295 posts
Joined July 2014
abraker

Green Platinum wrote:

So any update on the new forum layout replacing the old one?
should be about april/may. Looking at the issues tagged "required for live", some are in the February milestone, but others are in the candidate issues, and there are some high priority ones there too, which may take a month or two to get through.
JELLEY
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Joined December 2017
JELLEY
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B1rd
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Joined December 2013
B1rd

abraker wrote:

but score-v2 won't be used, so we win anyway?

It was used in the tournament, so it's still a loss as far as I'm concerned.

Regardless of how bad regular users can be. doesn't excuse the shitty mods, of which there are many. As Green Platinum has mentioned, mods who enforce a practical set of rules consistently and without bias on their part or fine - but not very common. I've known plenty of mods who are completely adverse to any common sense or logic. For example, if I explain why a certain rule - one of their own at that - does not justify one of their actions, the will deny that it doesn't - they won't even admit it and then amend the rule set to exclude the undesirable behavior as I have suggested. Things like rules are felt by them as much a hindrance to those mods' uninhibited powers as it is to the users.




Aurani wrote:

I mean of course you'd support anarchy (despite clear evidence of it being complete shit here) than some form of authority and order.
This place was a hundred times more active and lively when the kiddies didn't have the balls to post shitty threads about suicide or some other equally meaningless thing because they feared being shunned by the regulars and molested by the mod.

Won't comment on your Tuuba thing since it's clear that at this point it's far too late for you to realise anything.
When I talk about anarchy, it's not some stupid lefty conception of the word in which they they disavow any form of hierarchy or authority (which is an amazingly stupid and goes against nature itself, any sane person can see that). To explain the Libertarian idea of anarchy would require a long technical discussion which I don't think anyone is interested in, but rest assured, it doesn't exclude authority or hierarchy.
abraker
Global Moderator
8,295 posts
Joined July 2014
abraker

B1rd wrote:

Regardless of how bad regular users can be. doesn't excuse the shitty mods, of which there are many. As Green Platinum has mentioned, mods who enforce a practical set of rules consistently and without bias on their part or fine - but not very common. I've known plenty of mods who are completely adverse to any common sense or logic. For example, if I explain why a certain rule - one of their own at that - does not justify one of their actions, the will deny that it doesn't - they won't even admit it and then amend the rule set to exclude the undesirable behavior as I have suggested. Things like rules are felt by them as much a hindrance to those mods' uninhibited powers as it is to the users.
man will you love this
B1rd
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Joined December 2013
B1rd
soulfear has always been one of my favourite mappers- really nice flowy cs5 maps. Probably driven to quitting by QAT drama.
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B1rd wrote:

soulfear has always been one of my favourite mappers- really nice flowy cs5 maps. Probably driven to quitting by QAT drama.
I agree 100% because i covered my ears during the word between "flowy" and "maps"
B1rd
2,974 posts
Joined December 2013
B1rd

DaddyCoolVipper wrote:

https://www.reddit.com/r/badscience/comments/7nltbx/a_response_to_mouthy_buddhas_race_realism_video/?utm_source=reddit-androi

Thoughts? @b1rd
What do you expect me to think? I think that it's probably a bunch of sophistry, preaching to the choir on a circlejerk site that can't tolerate dissent (hence the race realism Subreddits taken down), but I myself don't understand the science nor do I have the inclination to educate myself to the degree that taking part in the that debate would require.

If your friend wants a serious discussion he should post his argument on Youtube not Reddit, JF is an unrelenting with response videos. However it seems the leftist gang have been routed from Youtube and have to recover by lurking in such place as Reddit since the hilarious exposé on Kraut and Tea and his gang of conspirators, which was made up of "scientists" of trans people and the like. For all their efforts to completely failed to debunk his arguments on an intellectual level, even after trying so hard and recruiting so many people intent on debunking race realism. If JF was such a moron as your Reddit man claims, unattested in his Reddit safe space, then such criticisms could have been brought up months ago, in which there were no shortage of left-inclined scientists to dispute JF's claims.

DaddyCoolVipper wrote:




b1rb should watch this video
-the problem with rail networks is that regulation makes free-market competition and innovation impossible and creates local monopoly
-this regulation is needed because otherwise trains would crash (and produce would rot on the shelves, and toasters would explode, et cetera)
-this is why the free-market fails

Hardly a scathing rebuttal on privitisation when the system was newly-privitised system had heavy state involvement from the get-go, and has been held up from bankrupcy by heavy state subsidies, and was never a product of natural market formations in the first place. The assumption is that all this meddling in necessary otherwise trains would crash, et cetera (because it happened under Railtrack, and the failure of one business under a convoluted system and that proves the incompetency of all the whole market) while neglecting to mention that the British rail was in fact pioneered by private business, and was maintained with minimal government interference for over a hundred years and only nationalised in WW2.

However is the same ideological fervour that is accused as being the basis of privatisation that is the basis of the hatred of Uber. If they don't bow down to use and follow our arbitrary rules, they can go and the consumer be damned, they say. Oh no, they say, we can't allow two consenting individuals on their own free-will enter into an arrangement or contract without our oversight, they say, otherwise, we will get people with guns to stop it with force. This is the reality of collectivist thinking in economics, and you can see it clearly when there aren't theories of local monopolies and market failures to use as justification. Indeed, they would rather the actual monopoly of taxi companies to the impudence of a company functioning successfully without the pretence of being enabled by the state.


Meah wrote:

Filipino best race
East-Asian women are generally the most attractive (and they seem to dress better too), though good looking White men are generally more attractive than most Asian men, though there are a lot more ugly White men than ugly Asian men. Though I think that Japanese and Korean men are generally a lot more better than Chinese men, which makes me wonder if societal health in a relatively short term has a lot significant effect on the general attractiveness of the population. Also, happas generally look worse than both Asians and whites. The Amerimutt meme is a reality. That is my ponderings on the different races.

Zain Sugieres wrote:

burn anyone whos not a 100% white heterosexual catholic protestant cis male

DaddyCoolVipper wrote:

Hey look, Jordan Peterson reiterated his batshit insane claims in a video call. Maybe they're not just twitter shitposts?

https://twitter.com/S_Saeen/status/955889027957297152
Your constant attacks on Peterson just show how much he is a threat to you.
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B1rd wrote:

DaddyCoolVipper wrote:

Hey look, Jordan Peterson reiterated his batshit insane claims in a video call. Maybe they're not just twitter shitposts?

https://twitter.com/S_Saeen/status/955889027957297152
Your constant attacks on Peterson just show how much he is a threat to you.
that was hardly an attack, it's just funny how people like him (though actually maybe people on the opposide side of the argument as well) fail to realize that tendencies are tendencies. If muslims mistreat women 648%(example) as often as non-muslims (in an unspecified way) because of easily recognizable things like culture and religion (of which they only MAY be a part), it's easy to support their rights.

Why?

Because the percentage never reaches 100%, it's just a "tendency".
DaddyCoolVipper
342 posts
Joined July 2012
DaddyCoolVipper
I thought most people hated Uber because their company has a track record for having extremely sexist attitudes towards its female employees?

Also, I honestly can't understand how we see things so differently. When you read over a thorough debunking of JF's ideas, and your response is to dismiss it all as "sophistry" in a "safe space"- it just baffles me. You're obviously not against looking into arguments; you seem to have watched that Shaun&Jen video. Oh, and on that topic I guess I'll just chime in that I think the post-nationalisation rail service existed in a VERY different world to pre-WW2 Britain; it's been around for so long that I think you can give it credit for its own success.
DaddyCoolVipper
342 posts
Joined July 2012
DaddyCoolVipper


Just found a new youtube channel to subscribe to. Excellent videos
BrokenArrow
2,236 posts
Joined June 2010
BrokenArrow
Apprently the new website has a new search and I couldn't help but search for my nickname. I got really sad, 2012/2013 were simpler times.
I honestly miss a lot of you guys, is anyone still in contact with Kanye West?

If you wanna check out the new search: https://osu.ppy.sh/home/search

EDIT: I also found out that 4 people voted for my map in the "Best of 2013" ranking. Good confidence boost, better late than never I guess
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