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Game of the century.Feep wrote:
I had played all the big titles at E3. Private showings of God of War III, Heavy Rain, Alan Wake. But at 4:00 on Thursday, I was wandering around the show floor, wondering what else I had to see. I saw a small little booth for "Scribblenauts!" in the Warner Bros. Interactive Entertainment section. I mean, who goes to that booth? But I remember hearing about it on GAF, and so I decided to check it out.
Best game of E3? Without a fucking doubt. Anyone who says otherwise did not play Scribblenauts. Best game of all time? Jesus Christ, I don't know, maybe. It's a game that challenges your IMAGINATION. No other game has ever done that.
So listen to this story. I was in the early levels; I didn't quite have an idea of how ridiculously in-depth the database was. I was summoning things like ladders, glasses of water, rayguns, what have you. But I reached a level with zombie robots, and the zombie robots kept killing me. Rayguns didn't work, a torch didn't work, a pickaxe didn't work. In my frustration, I wrote in "Time Machine". And one popped up. What the fuck? A smile dawned on my face. I hopped in, and the option was given to me to either travel to the past or the future. I chose past. When I hopped out, there were fucking dinosaurs walking around. I clicked one, and realized I could RIDE THEM. So I hopped on a fucking DINOSAUR, traveled back to the present, and stomped the shit out of robot zombies. Did you just read that sentence? Did you really? I FUCKING TRAVELED THROUGH TIME AND JUMPED ON A DINOSAUR AND USED IT TO KILL MOTHERFUCKING ROBOT ZOMBIES. This game is unbelievable. Impossible. There's nothing you can't do.
Holy fucking shit.
Joystiq wrote:
Andrew created a teleporter in an attempt to instantly apparate to the Starite -- instead, it took him to a medieval world where he was besieged by shadowy assassins. He tried distracting them with candy -- really, Andrew? -- then created a fairly anachronistic nuke. The nuke didn't detonate, however, so andrew created a laser rifle to take out the assassins. One of his lasers grazed the aforementioned WMD, and blew up the entire level.
Joystiq wrote:
Get ready to declare your game of the show after the break. You'll forget all about Splinter Creed or whatever once you see the player character, sitting in a mech, next to a mecha, watching 5TH Cell's creative director breakdance to the musical stylings of ... Keyboard Cat.
To encourage people to keep making good games.Two wrote:
why would you buy something if you've already downloaded it
Ditto that for TWEWY.LuigiHann wrote:
I still have an unopened copy of Phoenix Wright 3 for that reason
I do agree that it will ruin the game for Pokebis, since he's not going to be able to stop himself from reading it.awp wrote:
I don't see how that'll ruin the game. It's not going to impact my experience if I don't look on the Internet for it. People are just providing us with the tools we need to ruin the game. We don't have to use 'em.Pokebis wrote:
That is what will ruin this game.
It'll spawn you, Ekaru.Ekaru wrote:
I'll buy it. Then test these words:
"noob"
"newb"
That one ancestor of crocodiles that didn't have that plate that kept out the water, but was freaking huge.
if all 3 work, I'll be amazed.
try 'penis'Ekaru wrote:
I'll buy it. Then test these words:
"noob"
"newb"
That one ancestor of crocodiles that didn't have that plate that kept out the water, but was freaking huge.
if all 3 work, I'll be amazed.
You're gonna be impressed then. Because we've already seen the moon in this game anyways.Larto wrote:
You're a tard, Agent.
Also, I'm gonna try to summon the moon. If that works, I'm impressed.
Try an enlarging ray or something. Opposite of shrink ray.Larto wrote:
Oh I haven't seen that video yet
I WANT A BIGGER MOON THOUGH
This is a puzzle game in which players navigate a series of traps, puzzles, and enemies to collect stars scattered throughout the colorful levels. Players have the ability to summon different objects by writing/typing in the word (e.g., bike, spaceship, lion) and watching it come to life. If multiple words are entered in a sequence, different whimsical scenarios can be triggered: a bicycle can be used to jump over a baby; a bulldozer can clear away a shark; and cabbage can be fed to dinosaurs. Players can elect to summon "cartoony" versions of bats, bombs, guns, and flamethrowers. These types of items can be used to destroy objects or even other summoned items (e.g., a club can be used to hit an animal; steak can be attached to a baby to attract lions; rockets can be lobbed at a man). These triggered animations are minimally depicted and are usually accompanied by popping, musical sound effects; bright, star-shaped flashes; or small puffs of smoke. If players wish to, they may type in the word vomit, which causes a beige-colored lump to appear on the screen.This is going to be awesome.
lukewarmholiday wrote:
The user is in the banned usergroup
Group: Members
Well, it fits on this guy's head.Pokebis wrote:
Are you sure that will fit on our heads? I mean, I think it's made for small children.
i agreeEEeee wrote:
If this game delivers, then hell, I'm looking forward to it
but really, the game will have some flaws, and might . . . meh, the game looks cool