Your clothes is torn and you you'll get naked I feel so hard whilst writing this
I play myself.
I play myself.
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There's a possibility of not playing yourself properly. As you might not know yourself enough your performance won't be as good as you desire, which might cause public to criticize you.
I brushed my teeth.
I brushed my teeth.
Careful! If you brush too much, you might have to go to the doctor's for excessive bleeding again.
I ate a salad today.
I ate a salad today.
You could have mistaken a dangerous plant for a safe one, mushrooms are easy to be mistaken too.
I study English.
I study English.
Studying English could be a waste of time since most people in your country speak Spanish.
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I have a profession in drawing
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I have a profession in drawing
You could be hired by an enterprise that exploits its workers and force them to draw.
I play with a Playstation 2.
I play with a Playstation 2.
you'll be haunted with the opening music of PS2.
I drank blood.
I drank blood.
That blood could have had AIDS.
I donated 10$ to charity.
I donated 10$ to charity.
That money could instead go to some shady business
Im watching movies
Im watching movies
it's boring af.
I'm listening to music.
I'm listening to music.
Remember, keeping a high volume might cause permanent hear damage.
I made spaghetti.
I made spaghetti.
As a result, your kitchen is smoking black.
I slept late.
I slept late.
You won't wake up anymore.
I cry.
I cry.
You might have cried in a situation in which crying was not the best option.
I looked myself in the mirror.
I looked myself in the mirror.
you could've looked ugly
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i watched anime
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i watched anime
It's Boku no Pico and you watch it with your parents.
I'm a zombie.
I'm a zombie.
Being a zombie is annoying cause you can't die, and all you can think of is BRAINS
I'm listening to music
I'm listening to music
eblf2013 wrote:
Remember, keeping a high volume might cause permanent hear damage.
I practice handwriting.
still ugly af
I've done something w/ Thanos
I've done something w/ Thanos
Topic Starter
thanos is a fictional character.
I have been able to make a good friend.
I have been able to make a good friend.
That person might betray you.
I threw a dice
I threw a dice
it could fly out anywhere and be lost forever
i turn on the ceiling fan at the highest speed
i turn on the ceiling fan at the highest speed
yup, it broke, and the whole room will be a mess of your organs and bones.
I map.
I map.
You could have revealed confidential information with the map you made.
I did house chores.
I did house chores.
you won't ever get paid for it
i typed
i typed
Your keyboard is broken asf.
I sleep.
I sleep.
You could accidentally oversleep for several years.
I comb my hair.
I comb my hair.
Topic Starter
The hair might get in the way while driving your car, causing you to crash and die a painful death.
I'm gonna go to the supermarket to get essential food
I'm gonna go to the supermarket to get essential food
You could be infected with the coronavirues since lots of people visit the supermarket, and one of the foods could be contaminated as well
I play pokemon go
I play pokemon go
You could suffer an injury and die like many did. Even if you don't, you'll be labeled as an outcast or a pedo for still playing that game in these recent years since now only children do.
I made friends with a spider on my ceiling, I called it Remy
I made friends with a spider on my ceiling, I called it Remy
remy could possibly kill you and OH GOD REM WHAT THE FUCK
i got isekaied
i got isekaied
You never get a season 2
I do yoga
I do yoga
You could have a strain if you do it unproperly. Ouch.
I learn Japanese.
I learn Japanese.
You're immediately outted as a weeb, I think that's bad enough...
I am going to clean my room
I am going to clean my room
You are going to lose a lot of things because you threw them accidentally.
I took a photo of a flower.
I took a photo of a flower.
that flower is very rare and you are now being hunted for that image.
I'm gonna take the books out of my room
I'm gonna take the books out of my room
There may be some germs in those old books or worse, some bugs!
Im gonna drink coffee
Im gonna drink coffee
You know that caffeine in excess might be dangerous for your nervous system, right?
I cleaned my keyboard.
I cleaned my keyboard.
you used a clorox wipe, which damages your precious mechanical keyboard
there's a cookie i want to eat
there's a cookie i want to eat
That cookie could be poisoned.
I drank a cup of tea.
I drank a cup of tea.
You won't be able to sleep after that.
I like bondage.
I like bondage.
yeah but are you a sub or dom
i like hentai of perfectly legal anime girls
i like hentai of perfectly legal anime girls
With ugly bastards, right?
I paid 1$ for an ice cream.
I paid 1$ for an ice cream.
It was prob the last one and now the child staying in line behind you is going to starve in the heat for the rest of the day.
I cuddle with my kitten
I cuddle with my kitten
How do we know you are not harming it? Have you asked your kitten if it likes cuddles?
I made a backup of all my important documents.
I made a backup of all my important documents.
your backup is corrupted
i passed an osu map i've been trying to pass for a few weeks
i passed an osu map i've been trying to pass for a few weeks
You could lose your internet connection and therefore your score might not upload.
Furthermore, you could have forgotten to turn off NF and/or ScoreV2.
I finished a project.
Furthermore, you could have forgotten to turn off NF and/or ScoreV2.
I finished a project.
Theres a chance this “project” will affect you in the future, in a bad way.
Im gonna farm pp
Im gonna farm pp
pp as in the penis, the male genital. the penis, commonly referred to as pp (or dick), is the male reproductive system. it produces a fluid named semen upon ejaculation. now, farming the pp, or the penis, is extremely dangerous, as the male might not like that. or the female, shemales exist also. but the farming of pp might result in: loss of fertility, ability to grow a vagina, commonly referred to as the pussy (not to be confused with the cat), and the inability to masturbate. please think about your actions before you cause birth rates to go down.
i'm drinking a can of pepsi
i'm drinking a can of pepsi
you might will get diabetes
im making chicken nuggets
im making chicken nuggets
Are you sure that's chicken meat?
I bought milk xd
I bought milk xd