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xxx?hersa37 wrote:
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Yuu-Chii wrote:
Im insane
Nah, nothing like that, just something weirdUnderminE wrote:
xxx?hersa37 wrote:
My girlfriend got mad at me for knowing her search history
her facebook, maybe?
Her deviantart.
i love you too scrublordGatyaa420 wrote:
I am a bi and I love everyone
her favourites on deviantartShellghost wrote:
Her deviantart.
plump juicy bbw
Tags: Inflation, BBW, Facesitting, Body Odor, Tanlines.
you disgust meShellghost wrote:
Tags: Inflation, BBW, Facesitting, Body Odor, Tanlines.
I'm too deviant for you 
i clopped to MLP 34 before i even saw the show. Then when I did watch it I had to keep pausing to clop some more.
Twas' an interesting weekend.
Twas' an interesting weekend.
Bassist Vinyl wrote:
i clopped to MLP 34 before i even saw the show. Then when I did watch it I had to keep pausing to clop some more.
Twas' an interesting weekend.
ok wait, i have no power to judge you.
continue copping w/e at least you have fun at it
._.
Bassist Vinyl wrote:
i clopped to MLP 34 before i even saw the show. Then when I did watch it I had to keep pausing to clop some more.
Twas' an interesting weekend.
maal
god bless america
I humped a table in class, 3rd grade, front row...it was good
i thought i could confess here without that kind of reaction
you can, just ignore them. those are opinions after allBassist Vinyl wrote:
i thought i could confess here without that kind of reaction
ErrrBassist Vinyl wrote:
i clopped to MLP 34 before i even saw the show. Then when I did watch it I had to keep pausing to clop some more.
Twas' an interesting weekend.
You masturbated to the show itself??
DaddyCoolVipper wrote:
ErrrBassist Vinyl wrote:
i clopped to MLP 34 before i even saw the show. Then when I did watch it I had to keep pausing to clop some more.
Twas' an interesting weekend.
You masturbated to the show itself??
SPOILER
of course, look at those hot hindlegs
..., ponycons how do they come to be?? XD
I leave for like a week and come back to borderline bestiality confessions.
that's kyonko
does it scare you guys that people have different interests?
being afraid or jealous is one of the main reasons to make fun of people that dont have a reason to be made fun of.vipto wrote:
What kind of question is that lol
Why would that be scary
yeah that's true but i st ill dont get why you would be scared of the fact others have different interestssilmarilen wrote:
being afraid or jealous is one of the main reasons to make fun of people that dont have a reason to be made fun of.vipto wrote:
What kind of question is that lol
Why would that be scary
friendship
I can't actually react to ar10 fast enough (left hand). So I memorise everything rhythm wise, when there's a triplet/stream etc.
ghahahaha whatsilmarilen wrote:
being afraid or jealous is one of the main reasons to make fun of people that dont have a reason to be made fun of.
if you've been bullied then this is even funnier because this is such a typical excuse bullied people make up to deal with the senselessness of it all and in order to feel superior
kinda this.thelewa wrote:
ghahahaha whatsilmarilen wrote:
being afraid or jealous is one of the main reasons to make fun of people that dont have a reason to be made fun of.
if you've been bullied then this is even funnier because this is such a typical excuse bullied people make up to deal with the senselessness of it all and in order to feel superior
sorry silmarilen.
I dunno about you guys, but I'm jealous.
I wish I could fap to cartoon horses.
I wish I could fap to cartoon horses.
not reallysilmarilen wrote:
does it scare you guys that people have different interests?
it's just perfectly normal to find "clopping" absolutely disgusting, though
didn't know what clopping was and googled it, wtfStatic Noise Bird wrote:
it's just perfectly normal to find "clopping" absolutely disgusting, though
Really? I find it easy as fuckShellghost wrote:
I wish I could fap to cartoon horses.
Had to do the same, never thought they would create a word for that, lol.mathexpert wrote:
didn't know what clopping was and googled it, wtfStatic Noise Bird wrote:
it's just perfectly normal to find "clopping" absolutely disgusting, though
the best way to deal with bullies is to find out why they do what they do and talk it out with them and become friendsthelewa wrote:
ghahahaha whatsilmarilen wrote:
being afraid or jealous is one of the main reasons to make fun of people that dont have a reason to be made fun of.
if you've been bullied then this is even funnier because this is such a typical excuse bullied people make up to deal with the senselessness of it all and in order to feel superior
i bullied people who bullied me in middle school in my first year of high school and it didn't feel good so i stopped
pls no bully
pls no bully
Bullying is an integral part of society and makes up a majority of the foundation it's built upon.
So bully with pride.
So bully with pride.
Ha no, that's the pussy way. The best way would be to slash their tires and bang their wife.Bassist Vinyl wrote:
the best way to deal with bullies is to find out why they do what they do and talk it out with them and become friends
Bullying gives you introverted, shy, timid girls, which is one of the greatest thing there ever is, so I support bullying.Shellghost wrote:
Bullying is an integral part of society and makes up a majority of the foundation it's built upon.
So bully with pride.
bullying gives you mentally broken, depressed, suicidal people.Apex wrote:
Bullying gives you introverted, shy, timid girls, which is one of the greatest thing there ever is, so I support bullying.Shellghost wrote:
Bullying is an integral part of society and makes up a majority of the foundation it's built upon.
So bully with pride.
OH NO.Tanzklaue wrote:
bullying gives you mentally broken, depressed, suicidal, emo people.Apex wrote:
Bullying gives you introverted, shy, timid girls, which is one of the greatest thing there ever is, so I support bullying.
BULLYING IS NOT GOOD ANYMORE. Help, I can not decide between no emo people or good girls!
cull the weak i sayTanzklaue wrote:
bullying gives you mentally broken, depressed, suicidal people.
shower the rest in friendship
it makes me sad that i am part of a community that has this mindset on bullying
I don't want to be this supportful of bullying...but...but...where do you get those introverted, shy, timid girls without bullying?silmarilen wrote:
it makes me sad that i am part of a community that has this mindset on bullying
Where? They're everywhere man just open your eyes.
You probably can't even tell if someone is introverted or extroverted.
You probably can't even tell if someone is introverted or extroverted.
The chance to find one is 1 out of 1000.Kanye West wrote:
Where? They're everywhere man just open your eyes.
Other people are all tomboys, cheerful, brainless "cheerleaders", or merchants of themselves.
I would manipulate people to create these precious girls by bullying them, and making one of them whcih I find best mine.
hmm, although I disapprove bullying, there's a part of my that enjoys seeing scumbags (the type that tends to bully) getting hurt or psychologically broken and even wants to see more damage done. Hmm I guess enjoying others getting hurt is just a part of human nature or am I just a sadist?
you are fucked upApex wrote:
The chance to find one is 1 out of 1000.Kanye West wrote:
Where? They're everywhere man just open your eyes.
Other people are all tomboys, cheerful, brainless "cheerleaders", or merchants of themselves.
I would manipulate people to create these precious girls by bullying them, and making one of them whcih I find best mine.
i hope you never find happiness
The people in China are so fucked up that you can't distinguish between me and another man!Bassist Vinyl wrote:
you are fucked upApex wrote:
The chance to find one is 1 out of 1000.
Other people are all tomboys, cheerful, brainless "cheerleaders", or merchants of themselves.
I would manipulate people to create these precious girls by bullying them, and making one of them whcih I find best mine.
i hope you never find happiness
silmarilen wrote:
it makes me sad that i am part of a community that has this mindset on bullying
this makes me sad as wellsilmarilen wrote:
being afraid or jealous is one of the main reasons to make fun of people that dont have a reason to be made fun of.
You don't even know the half of itBassist Vinyl wrote:
you are fucked upApex wrote:
The chance to find one is 1 out of 1000.
Other people are all tomboys, cheerful, brainless "cheerleaders", or merchants of themselves.
I would manipulate people to create these precious girls by bullying them, and making one of them whcih I find best mine.
I'm not entirely sure about that yet. There's a corpse shagger and then there's a clopper. What's worse?
Come on, everybody knows you have to take Apex' posts (and mine) with a huge grain of salt. It's like he's stated numerous times; his alter ego(s) will kick in.
I have a huge problem looking at things beyond their face value.
For example, one girl in my class asked me for my number once. She asked me in English, probably because she knew I prefer English over Spanish, but ended up mispronouncing a bunch of words. Instead of giving her my number, I coached her in linguistics for half an hour.
The same happened to a love letter I got back in the eighth grade. It was full of mistakes so I proofread it and gave it back to the girl in question.
For example, one girl in my class asked me for my number once. She asked me in English, probably because she knew I prefer English over Spanish, but ended up mispronouncing a bunch of words. Instead of giving her my number, I coached her in linguistics for half an hour.
The same happened to a love letter I got back in the eighth grade. It was full of mistakes so I proofread it and gave it back to the girl in question.
clopping doesnt hurt anyone.GladiOol wrote:
Still not as fucked up as the clopping post a few pages back though.
Also Apex, what about this?
Apex is a terrible person
Dead person is already dead—there's no one in this world to harm anymore
adolescent cynicism aside, my point still stands!Brian OA wrote:
Dead person is already dead—there's no one in this world to harm anymore
I think that you'd be pretty "harmed" if someone had sex with the dead body of your family/ friend/lover.Brian OA wrote:
Dead person is already dead—there's no one in this world to harm anymore
implying anyone would figure out about said necrophilism
Necrophilia* and it probably wouldn't even feel that good unless the person in question was freshly dead. The vaginal epithelium dries pretty fast so it would probably just feel like sandpaper.
So what you're saying is that to get a good body you'd probably have to resort to murder
Yes. Either that or embalm the corpse which is a very meticulous process involving injection of embalming fluid into the common carotid and slow drainage of blood through the jugular vein. You might have to supplement that with additional injections into the extremities although if the corpse is young that might not be needed. Then, you'd need to aspirate the contents of the chest cavity, abdomen and the hollow organs and fill them with formaldehyde or a similar preservative. Finally, you'd have to give a thorough spray-down with an additional preservative to prevent decomposition. As long as you regularly spray the corpse, you can probably slow down its decomposition to get maybe two months? of *ahem* use. If you don't mind the smell or illegally obtaining the chemicals of course.
Basically necrophilia isn't practical unless you murder someone.
Basically necrophilia isn't practical unless you murder someone.
The whole topic skyrocketed from "mildly interesting" to "today i learned" just by this post.Kanye West wrote:
Yes. Either that or embalm the corpse which is a very meticulous process involving injection of embalming fluid into the common carotid and slow drainage of blood through the jugular vein. You might have to supplement that with additional injections into the extremities although if the corpse is young that might not be needed. Then, you'd need to aspirate the contents of the chest cavity, abdomen and the hollow organs and fill them with formaldehyde or a similar preservative. Finally, you'd have to give a thorough spray-down with an additional preservative to prevent decomposition. As long as you regularly spray the corpse, you can probably slow down its decomposition to get maybe two months? of *ahem* use. If you don't mind the smell or illegally obtaining the chemicals of course.
Thanks Kanye for the good/interesting read.
Didn't even knew that necrophilias have to maintain the -victims- body with such care to actually continue pleasuring themselves with it on the long run.
Lol idk wtf necrophiliacs do, I learned that in cadaver lab
So by this we can assume that Apex's crotch is constantly numb. The other but less likely option is that he's a chinese serial killer.
Yeah no.
But i think i "could" imagine that the process is similar if some necros are into "preserving" it, either that or they're not preserving the body at all and use it once/twice. dunno
But it's still interesting, somehow.
Also, somewhat related
But i think i "could" imagine that the process is similar if some necros are into "preserving" it, either that or they're not preserving the body at all and use it once/twice. dunno
But it's still interesting, somehow.
Also, somewhat related
The isolated hugboxes called reddit and tumblr will always welcome you.silmarilen wrote:
it makes me sad that i am part of a community that has this mindset on bullying
The reason why I resort to necrophilia is because I could not find any one nice.
Still, there is a low chance I am going to try it. Why fuck a dead body when you can fuck a quilt?
Still, there is a low chance I am going to try it. Why fuck a dead body when you can fuck a quilt?
wthApex wrote:
The reason why I resort to necrophilia is because I could not find any one nice.
Still, there is a low chance I am going to try it. Why fuck a dead body when you can fuck a quilt?
hello guys this is my waifu she can be kind of shy but deep down i know shes a tsundere <3
Just find a blind and def woman, apex.
the closest that i saw of a loli was the Rozen Maiden anime(don't watch too much animes lastly), and they aren't THAT attractive as u couldthink. like, seriously
Kanye West wrote:
Yes. Either that or embalm the corpse which is a very meticulous process involving injection of embalming fluid into the common carotid and slow drainage of blood through the jugular vein. You might have to supplement that with additional injections into the extremities although if the corpse is young that might not be needed. Then, you'd need to aspirate the contents of the chest cavity, abdomen and the hollow organs and fill them with formaldehyde or a similar preservative. Finally, you'd have to give a thorough spray-down with an additional preservative to prevent decomposition. As long as you regularly spray the corpse, you can probably slow down its decomposition to get maybe two months? of *ahem* use. If you don't mind the smell or illegally obtaining the chemicals of course.
Basically necrophilia isn't practical unless you murder someone.
You lied to me, Avenged Sevenfold!
It's how funny people try to refresh themselves, to make a decision, or to try to be excellent or better. They just don't know refreshed shit is still shit!
Oh, and the more people I knew, the more I like dogs.
Oh, and the more people I knew, the more I like dogs.
Words to live byApex wrote:
refreshed shit is still shit!
the Apex of ShitpostingApex wrote:
It's how funny people try to refresh themselves, to make a decision, or to try to be excellent or better. They just don't know refreshed shit is still shit!
Oh, and the more people I knew, the more I like dogs.
I hate to say this, but I actually got a chuckle out of battler's post, for once
Apex needs to find his own Helen Keller it seems.
That was an honestly disturbing Wikipedia article and I am partly disgusted yet partly proud that you made reference to itDulcet wrote:
hello guys this is my waifu she can be kind of shy but deep down i know shes a tsundere <3
I remember reading this article in the past year actually, didn't think I'd have to see it againBrian OA wrote:
That was an honestly disturbing Wikipedia article and I am partly disgusted yet partly proud that you made reference to it
Burnt Toast_old
Hika wrote:
I remember reading this article in the past year actually, didn't think I'd have to see it again
What article?
for the new pageNotEvenDoomMusic wrote:
Hika wrote:
I remember reading this article in the past year actually, didn't think I'd have to see it again
mekadon_old
I'm probably having urolagnia. I don't really know how I got into these but I find golden showers lewd as long as it's not from men.
I also have the habit of holding my bladder until I really can not take it anymore and have that sort of euphoria
On a side note, do you guys wash you hands after using the urinals? I keep seeing people pee and just leave the washroom without washing hands...
I also have the habit of holding my bladder until I really can not take it anymore and have that sort of euphoria
On a side note, do you guys wash you hands after using the urinals? I keep seeing people pee and just leave the washroom without washing hands...
I wash em. Regardless of what people may say, I was touching my junk if only for a moment. I wouldn't want to shake hands or touch doorknobs under that basis.
i use my hands to eat so yeah i do wash them
You use urinals?!UnderminE wrote:
i use my hands to eat so yeah i do wash them
i hate that kind of sentences, very incomplete. Don't what? I don't even what?