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Isshiki Kaname
I want Maniwa Roka to peg me to a wall
reffty_gag

Isshiki Kaname wrote:

Oi.
sametdze
the russians

i blame everything on them. no, seriously
Achromalia
hungry... i forgot to watch through danganronpa playthoughs, and fell asleep instead
reffty_gag


me when achro and iishiki stole my points:

Isshiki Kaname

sametdze wrote:

the russians

i blame everything on them. no, seriously
Average moorican behaviour, being so ignorant to not be able to separate the government and morons from sane people.
Achromalia

Isshiki Kaname wrote:

sametdze wrote:

the russians

i blame everything on them. no, seriously
Average moorican behaviour, being so ignorant to not be able to separate the government and morons from sane people.
assuming both of you are sincere:

not that i understand what that particular australian person thinks, but this is probably a matter of semantic ambiguity from a very colloquial use of nationality to identify specific kinds of people in specific positions of power

that is to say, it's plausible enough to excuse some part of whatever sametdze is describing if it's correct to assume he isn't referring to your average russian citizen with minimal-if-any influence on specific sociopolitical events unrelated to the effects of migration and whatever semblance there would be of residual culture being carried over

it's all too common in my experience that this semantic ambiguity from a broadly-generalized term will cause that kind of miscommunication, with terrible/frustrating effects. as for what exactly sametdze means by whatever it is he seems to blame a population of russian politicians or citizens or government officials for, i have no idea and wouldn't comment on that;;
Tateshina Eve
Qwerty!
Isshiki Kaname
uiop
Achromalia
gundham tanaka <333 adorable chuuni lover of animals!!
Tateshina Eve
Chebyshev polynomials
Achromalia
...sleepy...

(chiaki-coded behavior)
Wimpy Cursed
awake
lostsilver
good morning everyone!! the ashwood-cornbluffs and the ambwell-bandellos say hi too <3
hopefully i can get something done today...
Wimpy Cursed
I wake up only to realize
I need to map, map, map, map, map

then configure a program because it's lowkey shit
Wall-ed
bruh,looks like there's problem with imagehost i recently use,cause some image inside my profile didn't load propely
MangaGrumpy
Way back when I was just a little bitty boy
Living in a box under the stairs
In the corner of the basement of the house
Half a block down the street from Jerry's Bait shop
You know the place
Well anyway, back then life was going swell and everything was just peachy
Except, of course, for the undeniable fact that every single morning
My mother would make me a big ol' bowl of sauerkraut for breakfast
Aww, big bowl of sauerkraut
Every single morning
It was driving me crazy
I said to my mom
I said "Hey, mom, what's up with all the sauerkraut?"
And my dear, sweet mother
She just looked at my like a cow looks at an oncoming train
And she leaned right down next to me
And she said "It's good for you"
And then she tied me to the wall and stuck a funnel in my mouth
And force fed me nothing but sauerkraut
Until I was twenty six and a half years old
That's when I swore that someday
Someday I would get outta that basement and travel to a magical, far away place
Where the sun is always shining and the air smells like warm root beer
And the towels are oh so fluffy
Where the Shriners and the lepers play their ukuleles all day long
And anyone on the street will gladly shave your back for a nickel
Wacka wacka doo-doo yeah
Well, let me tell you, people, it wasn't long at all before my dream came true
Because the very next day, a local radio station had this contest
To see who could correctly guess the number of molecules in Leonard Nimoy's butt
I was off by three, but I still won the grand prize
That's right, a first class one-way ticket to
Albuquerque
Albuquerque
Oh yeah
You know, I'd never been on a real airplane before
And I gotta tell ya, it was really great
Except that I had to sit between two large Albanian women
With excruciatingly severe body odor
And the little kid in back of me kept throwin' up the whole time
The flight attendants ran out of Dr. Pepper and salted peanuts
And the in-flight movie was Bio-Dome with Pauly Shore
And, oh yeah, three of the airplane engines burned out
And we went into a tailspin and crashed into a hillside
And the plane exploded in a giant fireball and everybody died
Except for me
You know why?
'Cause I had my tray table up
And my seat back in the full upright position
Had my tray table up
And my seat back in the full upright position
Had my tray table up
And my seat back in the full upright position
Ah ha ha ha
Ah ha ha
Ah
So I crawled from the twisted, burnin' wreckage
I crawled on my hands and knees for three full days
Draggin' along my big leather suitcase and my garment bag
And my tenor saxophone and my twelve-pound bowling ball
And my lucky, lucky autographed glow-in-the-dark snorkel
But finally I arrived at the world famous Albuquerque Holiday Inn
Where the towels are oh so fluffy
And you can eat your soup right out of the ashtrays if you wanna
It's OK, they're clean
Well, I checked into my room and I turned down the A/C
And I turned on the SpectraVision
And I'm just about to eat that little chocolate mint on my pillow
That I love so very, very much when suddenly, there's a knock on the door
Well now, who could that be?
I say "Who is it?"
No answer
"Who is it?"
There's no answer
"Who is it?"
They're not sayin' anything
So, finally I go over and I open the door and just as I suspected
It's some big fat hermaphrodite with a Flock-Of-Seagulls haircut and only one nostril
Oh man, I hate it when I'm right
So anyway, he bursts into my room and he grabs my lucky snorkel
And I'm like "Hey, you can't have that"
"That snorkel's been just like a snorkel to me"
And he's like "Tough"
And I'm like "Give it"
And he's like "Make me"
And I'm like "'Kay"
So I grabbed his leg and he grabbed my esophagus
And I bit off his ear and he chewed off my eyebrows
And I took out his appendix and he gave me a colonic irrigation
Yes indeed, you better believe it
And somehow in the middle of it all, the phone got knocked off the hook
And twenty seconds later, I heard a familiar voice
And you know what it said?
I'll tell you what it said
It said
"If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again"
"If you need help, hang up and then dial your operator"
"If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again"
"If you need help, hang up and then dial your operator"
In Albuquerque
Albuquerque
Well, to cut a long story short, he got away with my snorkel
But I made a solemn vow right then and there that I would not rest
I would not sleep for an instant until the one-nostrilled man was brought to justice
But first, I decided to buy some donuts
So I got in my car and I drove over to the donuts shop
And I walked on up to the guy behind the counter
And he says "Yeah, what do ya want?"
I said "You got any glazed donuts?"
He said "No, we're outta glazed donuts"
I said "Well, you got any jelly donuts?"
He said "No, we're outta jelly donuts"
I said "You got any Bavarian cream-filled donuts?"
He said "No, we're outta Bavarian cream-filled donuts"
I said "You got any cinnamon rolls?"
He said "No, we're outta cinnamon rolls"
I said "You got any apple fritters?"
He said "No, we're outta apple fritters"
I said "You got any bear claws?"
He said "Wait a minute, I'll go check"
"No, we're outta bear claws"
I said "Well, in that case, in that case, what do you have?"
He says "All I got right now is this box of one dozen starving, crazed weasels"
I said "OK, I'll take that"
So he hands me the box and I open up the lid and the weasels jump out
And they immediately latch onto my face and start bitin' me all over
Oh man, they were just going nuts
They were tearin' me apart
You know, I think it was just about that time
That a little ditty started goin' through my head
I believe it went a little something like this
Doh
Get 'em off me
Get 'em off me
Oh
No, get 'em off, get 'em off
Oh, oh God, oh God
Oh, get 'em off me
Oh, oh God
Ah, aah, aah
I ran out into the street with these flesh-eating weasels all over my face
Wavin' my arms all around and just runnin', runnin', runnin'
Like a constipated wiener dog
And as luck would have it
That's exactly when I ran into the girl of my dreams
Her name was Zelda
She was a calligraphy enthusiast
With a slight overbite and hair the color of strained peaches
I'll never forget the very first thing she said to me
She said "Hey, you've got weasels on your face"
That's when I knew it was true love
We were inseparable after that
Aw, we ate together, we bathed together
We even shared the same piece of mint-flavored dental floss
The world was our burrito
So we got married and we bought us a house
And had two beautiful children, Nathaniel and Superfly
Oh, we were so very very very happy, aw yeah
But then one fateful night, Zelda said to me
She said "Sweetie pumpkin? Do you wanna join the Columbia Record Club?"
I said "Whoa, hold on now, baby"
"I'm just not ready for that kind of a commitment"
So we broke up and I never saw her again
But that's just the way things go
In Albuquerque
Albuquerque
Anyway, things really started lookin' up for me
Because about a week later, I finally achieved my lifelong dream
That's right, I got me a part-time job at The Sizzler
I even made employee of the month after I put out that grease fire out with my face
Aw yeah, everybody was pretty jealous of me after that
I was gettin' a lot of attitude
Ok, like one time, I was out in the parking lot
Tryin' to remove my excess earwax with a golf pencil
When I see this guy Marty
Tryin' to carry a big ol' sofa up the stairs all by himself
So I, I say to him, I say "Hey, you want me to help you with that?"
And Marty, he just rolls his eyes and goes
"No, I want you to cut off my arms and legs with a chainsaw"
So I did
And then he gets all indignant on me
He's like "Hey man, I was just being sarcastic"
Well, that's just great
How was I supposed to know that?
I'm not a mind reader for cryin' out loud
Besides, now he's got a really cute nickname, Torso-Boy
So what's he complaining about?
Say, that reminds me of another amusing anecdote
This guy comes up to me on the street
And he tells he hasn't had a bite in three days
Well, I knew what he meant
But just to be funny, I took a big bite out of his jugular vein
And he's yellin' and screamin' and bleeding all over
And I'm like "Hey, come on, don't you get it?"
But he just keeps rolling around on the sidewalk, bleeding, and screaming
You know, completely missing the irony of the whole situation
Man, some people just can't take a joke, you know?
Anyway, um, um, where was I?
Kinda lost my train of thought
Uh, well, uh, OK
Anyway I, I know it's kinda been a roundabout way of saying it
But I guess the whole point I'm tryin' to make here is
I hate sauerkraut
That's all I'm really tryin' to say
And, by the way, if one day you happen to wake up
And find yourself in an existential quandary
Full of loathing and self-doubt
And wracked with the pain and isolation of your pitiful meaningless existence
At least you can take a small bit of comfort in knowing that
Somewhere out there in this crazy ol' mixed-up universe of ours
There's still a little place called
Albuquerque
Albuquerque
Albuquerque, Albuquerque
Albuquerque, Albuquerque
Albuquerque, Albuquerque
Albuquerque, Albuquerque
I said "A" (A)
"L" (L)
"B" (B)
"U" (U)
"Querque" (querque)
Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque
Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque
Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque
Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque
Albuquerque
lostsilver
doodling and drawing... sprites, sprites and more sprites...
maybe i can finish something? i hope i can, 'cuz i've barely done anything recently ;-;
Wimpy Cursed

Wall-ed wrote:

bruh,looks like there's problem with imagehost i recently use,cause some image inside my profile didn't load propely
rip
Wall-ed

Wimpy Cursed wrote:

rip
luckily that imagehost runnning again and i quickly grab image i was upload and move it other imagehost site(even thought average imagehost usually delete it randomly ._. )
Achromalia
...oh! good morning lostie, hi wimpy! hi to the new person too!

sorry, not really ready yet
lostsilver

Achromalia wrote:

...oh! good morning lostie, hi wimpy! hi to the new person too!

sorry, not really ready yet
hello!! i'm just doodling while i wait to call a friend, so i may not be active here later
but i'm just vibing currently!!
Wimpy Cursed

Wall-ed wrote:

Wimpy Cursed wrote:

rip
luckily that imagehost runnning again and i quickly grab image i was upload and move it other imagehost site(even thought average imagehost usually delete it randomly ._. )
Archived images best

Anyway, I recommend ImgBB or postimg


Achromalia wrote:

...oh! good morning lostie, hi wimpy! hi to the new person too!

sorry, not really ready yet
hi
Tateshina Eve
That's it! You're well on your way to becoming an osu! rhythm champion!
Wimpy Cursed
it holds zero value
lostsilver
i did something yay!!!

more progress on the omori emotions thing for expunged!! (gifs)
afraid (idk if i posted this one already)


stressed out
Achromalia
im finally waking up ^^

lostsilver wrote:

i did something yay!!!

more progress on the omori emotions thing for expunged!! (gifs)
afraid (idk if i posted this one already)


stressed out
the stressed-out loop is new! and the shadowed eyes makes it really good too

the ecstatic and manic sprites are interestingly tame, honestly still a fair choice :O
lostsilver

Achromalia wrote:

im finally waking up ^^

lostsilver wrote:

i did something yay!!!

more progress on the omori emotions thing for expunged!! (gifs)
afraid (idk if i posted this one already)


stressed out
the stressed-out loop is new! and the shadowed eyes makes it really good too

the ecstatic and manic sprites are interestingly tame, honestly still a fair choice :O
hello!!
ex is just very calm, and i'm not the best with unhinged expressions (manic for example), so i struggled with it,,
i may try to change it a little cuz i don't really know if i like it,, but thank you so much!!
sametdze
uh huh
Achromalia

lostsilver wrote:

Achromalia wrote:

lostsilver wrote:

more progress on the omori emotions thing for expunged!! (gifs)
afraid (idk if i posted this one already)


stressed out
the stressed-out loop is new! and the shadowed eyes makes it really good too

the ecstatic and manic sprites are interestingly tame, honestly still a fair choice :O
hello!!
ex is just very calm, and i'm not the best with unhinged expressions (manic for example), so i struggled with it,,
i may try to change it a little cuz i don't really know if i like it,, but thank you so much!!
ahhh yeah i figured that was likely the case, the possibility that it was just normal for them

i think a lot of the unhinged-adjacent expressions you made were really good (the stressed-out face is a good example) but i imagine that maybe withsome of the others that you dont do a lot of, its possibly they would have needed more specific facial contortions in ways that were kinda unfamiliar

100% valid/reasonable !! good work today <3

they feel just a little bit more alive and complete <33
lostsilver

Achromalia wrote:

lostsilver wrote:

Achromalia wrote:

lostsilver wrote:

more progress on the omori emotions thing for expunged!! (gifs)
afraid (idk if i posted this one already)


stressed out
the stressed-out loop is new! and the shadowed eyes makes it really good too

the ecstatic and manic sprites are interestingly tame, honestly still a fair choice :O
hello!!
ex is just very calm, and i'm not the best with unhinged expressions (manic for example), so i struggled with it,,
i may try to change it a little cuz i don't really know if i like it,, but thank you so much!!
ahhh yeah i figured that was likely the case, the possibility that it was just normal for them

i think a lot of the unhinged-adjacent expressions you made were really good (the stressed-out face is a good example) but i imagine that maybe withsome of the others that you dont do a lot of, its possibly they would have needed more specific facial contortions in ways that were kinda unfamiliar

100% valid/reasonable !! good work today <3

they feel just a little bit more alive and complete <33
tysm!! i'm actually pretty happy with it even if it is a lil less how i pictured it :>
also, i probably won't be active here for a bit so yeah,, will post when i come back tho!!
Achromalia

lostsilver wrote:

Achromalia wrote:

lostsilver wrote:

Achromalia wrote:

lostsilver wrote:

more progress on the omori emotions thing for expunged!! (gifs)
afraid (idk if i posted this one already)


stressed out
the stressed-out loop is new! and the shadowed eyes makes it really good too

the ecstatic and manic sprites are interestingly tame, honestly still a fair choice :O
hello!!
ex is just very calm, and i'm not the best with unhinged expressions (manic for example), so i struggled with it,,
i may try to change it a little cuz i don't really know if i like it,, but thank you so much!!
ahhh yeah i figured that was likely the case, the possibility that it was just normal for them

i think a lot of the unhinged-adjacent expressions you made were really good (the stressed-out face is a good example) but i imagine that maybe withsome of the others that you dont do a lot of, its possibly they would have needed more specific facial contortions in ways that were kinda unfamiliar

100% valid/reasonable !! good work today <3

they feel just a little bit more alive and complete <33
tysm!! i'm actually pretty happy with it even if it is a lil less how i pictured it :>
also, i probably won't be active here for a bit so yeah,, will post when i come back tho!!
ok!! when you visit again and have the time, then...

for everyone: did everyone have lunch and hydrate? have a good day today :>
lostsilver

Achromalia wrote:

lostsilver wrote:

Achromalia wrote:

lostsilver wrote:

Achromalia wrote:

lostsilver wrote:

more progress on the omori emotions thing for expunged!! (gifs)
afraid (idk if i posted this one already)


stressed out
the stressed-out loop is new! and the shadowed eyes makes it really good too

the ecstatic and manic sprites are interestingly tame, honestly still a fair choice :O
hello!!
ex is just very calm, and i'm not the best with unhinged expressions (manic for example), so i struggled with it,,
i may try to change it a little cuz i don't really know if i like it,, but thank you so much!!
ahhh yeah i figured that was likely the case, the possibility that it was just normal for them

i think a lot of the unhinged-adjacent expressions you made were really good (the stressed-out face is a good example) but i imagine that maybe withsome of the others that you dont do a lot of, its possibly they would have needed more specific facial contortions in ways that were kinda unfamiliar

100% valid/reasonable !! good work today <3

they feel just a little bit more alive and complete <33
tysm!! i'm actually pretty happy with it even if it is a lil less how i pictured it :>
also, i probably won't be active here for a bit so yeah,, will post when i come back tho!!
ok!! when you visit again and have the time, then...

for everyone: did everyone have lunch and hydrate? have a good day today :>
i still have a little bit of time!! (10 minutes to be exact) so by your next post i won't be active for a bit,, but it's ok!!

dave: "yep! we hope you have a good day too. <3"
bambi: "good luck today."
expunged: "sending you good vibes!!"
bandu: "mhm!! <3"

ps!dave: "yeah! good luck today, dear. <3"
ps!bambi: "we hope you have a good day, buddy."
ps!expunged: "we wish you well."
ps!bandu: "best of luck!!! <3"
Wimpy Cursed
have a solo tournament in two days. Did NOT practice the pool at all !
(well just not the HB and LN picks :))
Achromalia
be safe lostie, good luck weepy <3
Wimpy Cursed
Copyright (DMCA)
lostsilver
i have returned hi!! doodling now <3
Wimpy Cursed
Source Code
Tateshina Eve

Wimpy Cursed wrote:

it holds zero value
:(
Achromalia
i fell asleep :(

i need to wake up... so many dreams

so many doodles and song drafts to make...

whats happening to me tody??
lostsilver

Achromalia wrote:

i fell asleep :(

i need to wake up... so many dreams

so many doodles and song drafts to make...

whats happening to me tody??
i feel this hoenstly,,,
Achromalia
another nap, another dream urgh it was about the forums too and i didnt like it

i mean i liked the dream before it but i dont toally remember what it was abt

lostsilver wrote:

ps!dave: "give me something silly about haywood and cornwall."
ps!bambi: "same as ambrose."
ps!expunged: "give me something sweet/cuddly about ps!bandu."
ps!bandu: "gimme something silly/cuddly about ps!ex!!"
for ps!dave: what surprising moments make it so fun to be with mister haywood and mister cornwall?
for ps!bambi: have you accidentally made mister haywood and mister cornwall laugh before?
lostsilver

Achromalia wrote:

another nap, another dream urgh it was about the forums too and i didnt like it

i mean i liked the dream before it but i dont toally remember what it was abt

lostsilver wrote:

ps!dave: "give me something silly about haywood and cornwall."
ps!bambi: "same as ambrose."
ps!expunged: "give me something sweet/cuddly about ps!bandu."
ps!bandu: "gimme something silly/cuddly about ps!ex!!"
for ps!dave: what surprising moments make it so fun to be with mister haywood and mister cornwall?
for ps!bambi: have you accidentally made mister haywood and mister cornwall laugh before?
oof,,

ps!dave: "when they pull us all in for a group hug! it's always so nice. <3"
ps!bambi: "i think so, yeah. we bought a laser pointer for ps!bandu, so we started playing with zem. then ze ended up headbutting cornwall directly in the stomach. ze started apologizing relentlessly about it, but cornwall didn't mind. he seemed more happy about it, haha. it was fun. <3"
Tateshina Eve
Clicking circles to the beat...
Achromalia

lostsilver wrote:

oof,,

ps!dave: "when they pull us all in for a group hug! it's always so nice. <3"
ps!bambi: "i think so, yeah. we bought a laser pointer for ps!bandu, so we started playing with zem. then ze ended up headbutting cornwall directly in the stomach. ze started apologizing relentlessly about it, but cornwall didn't mind. he seemed more happy about it, haha. it was fun. <3"
<3

im ok now at least,, but it was just so weird

for everyone: did you make sure to have dinner?
lostsilver

Achromalia wrote:

lostsilver wrote:

oof,,

ps!dave: "when they pull us all in for a group hug! it's always so nice. <3"
ps!bambi: "i think so, yeah. we bought a laser pointer for ps!bandu, so we started playing with zem. then ze ended up headbutting cornwall directly in the stomach. ze started apologizing relentlessly about it, but cornwall didn't mind. he seemed more happy about it, haha. it was fun. <3"
<3

im ok now at least,, but it was just so weird

for everyone: did you make sure to have dinner?
dave: "yep! we hope you did too. <3"
bambi: "mhm. we've all hydrated too. make sure you do too."
expunged: "hehe,,"
bandu: "eee!! <3"

ps!dave: "yup! make sure you do too if you haven't already! <3"
ps!bambi: "yeah. we've hydrated too. make sure you get somethin' to drink too, bud."
ps!expunged: "mhm."
ps!bandu: "awawaaa!! <3"

also,, gonna eep now,,
will see you all tomorrow!! the ashwood-cornbluffs and the ambwell-bandellos say good night too <3
sametdze
disu co!
Achromalia
you were lost and then found
still we live
in cooonnnsequennnceee...

you are my ember,
a waiting room for the stars...
a waiting room for the stars...
sametdze
realnosta
Achromalia
virtuelna

,,unexpected silence,,
sametdze
JACKPOT!
Tateshina Eve
Well played, but you haven't beaten me yet
sametdze
nah, i don't play thread necromancy to be competitive. i play thread necromancy because im just a chill guy
reffty_gag
a
sametdze
damn now im down to 4th place
reffty_gag
ain't got time
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