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BluePyTheWDeer_
Who?


If you use Windows, you die :)
Topic Starter
Aireunaeus
Nothings gonna happen when you use windows, he's just lying and trying to scare you 🤬🤬


Fun fact: I created this website heh
BluePyTheWDeer_
No you didn't.

Fun fact: I'm 49km from your location, and approaching rapidly
B0ii
you live in costa rica...

you are now breathing manually
Achromalia
erm i'm pretty sure manual effort requires using your hands,,,, the root morpheme is "manu-"
as in "manuscript", "manicure", "manipulate", "[mansplain]", "[manhandle]"
you silly bean you adorable fool

ot: your wish is my command~
BluePyTheWDeer_
What? No!


I love GD cologne
[TCD] Dzar03
What is it ?

Delete all your loli images or hand them to me, FBI will come for you tonight
BluePyTheWDeer_
I have none, idiot. (sry)


If you use Linux from Scratch, you have no life :)
Topic Starter
Aireunaeus
Look at you in the mirror instead


It’s june and it’s raining. WERE DOOMED
BluePyTheWDeer_
No, rain is good👍



Ubuntu is for kids :)
[TCD] Dzar03
I dont think kids can use it properly or even know its existence. Moreover, why adults cant use Ubuntu ?

The Earth is flat
Nanofranne
Earth is fake as in you would also convinced all science is fake too, keep dreaming.

YOU'RE THE MAIN CHARACTER, EVERYONE IS JUST AN NPPPPCCC
reffty_gag
Ackshually, this is a real world, not a game or anime, you just can't tell differences about fiction and real world

We're in the simulation made by ogifmgiodsgnjaga lab, with helps by the aliens, and Elon Musk
Farfocele
Put away the tinfoil hat, that does not exist.

I am my pfp.
BluePyTheWDeer_
You are not, go get a reality check.



I own a Linux distro :)
[TCD] Dzar03
Prove it

In gambling, you only lose when you stop playing it, don't hesitate to double the bet everytime you lose
Nanofranne
Gambling Industry always do whatever it takes to make you never stop playing. Please be aware of that next time.

HOW DID THEY MAKE THE CHIMPS ABLE TO TALK IN PLANET OF THE APES, WHAT?
BluePyTheWDeer_
The apes are made out of CGI, investigate by yourself.


I own Gentoo Linux :D, I can't prove it lel
Topic Starter
Aireunaeus
how can't you prove it while you own something bruhhh.


so if we dive down at night we can see the sun :o
BluePyTheWDeer_
We can't, it's in the other side of the world now.


I use a highly insecure OS ;)
[TCD] Dzar03
That sounds dangerous, your information can be leaked to hackers and they will sell them for illegal purposes. You should find a better OS to use

I can see John Cena
lostsilver
no you can't! he says you can't see him, so there's no way you can!

do you know what you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nanofranne
Simply, Cheese? Idk if this is some sort of inside joke you're attempting to make here, weird thing to say..

HOW TF YOU PROGRAMMING A PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE HAH?
BluePyTheWDeer_
Programming, duh.


Why is my Kubuntu installation so "new"?
Topic Starter
Aireunaeus
Its called ubuntu you dork


The sky is blue
Topic Starter
Aireunaeus
How dare you assume the sky’s color 😤


Roses are red
Nanofranne
Of course it is

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IF WE ARE ON EARTH IN A SOLAR SYSTEM, WHY THERE IS NO SUN AT NIGHT? EXPLAIN THAT, NASA 'SYENTIST'1!!!111
BluePyTheWDeer_
Because the earth spins, go study pls.



Guys I love JToH!!!
[TCD] Dzar03
Good, I guess ?

HowToBasic is the best cooking guide youtube channel for beginners
Nanofranne
You seriously gonna recommend someone for making misleading content and making a huge waste of food just for the sake of entertainment? Please have a brain for once.

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HOW TF DO YOU INVENT A NEW COLOUR,HAH?
BluePyTheWDeer_
By using chemicals, read books.


Guys I use MINIX!!!!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!!11
BluePyTheWDeer_
What is that?????2?2?2??2



I went to KFC imagining I had a ⑨ fumo.
DJruslan4ic
You want one some badly you are hallucinating




anyways
I'm in your walls
Stomiks
Dumbass trapped himself in concrete lmao

If you clap when you're happy, you [REDACTED] when you're sad.
DJruslan4ic
????? No I don't?????

I heard rumors that Frums makes their music by rolling on their midi keyboard! Really puts a new meaning to post modernism...
Farfocele
nah, that's not how music works.

Nanofranne
I'm worried about people like you who can't distinguish between fiction/fantasy from real life.

WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETEEEEEER
Itz_Shads
The kilometre is a common unit used for longer distances on Earth. The international unit for measuring distances is the metre and a kilometre is 1000 metres. It is used in most countries for measuring road and sea distances. In the UK and the USA, the statute mile is used more than kilometres for road distances and the nautical mile for sea distances.

It is often used to measure the speed of cars, planes and boats by saying how many kilometres it can travel in an hour. This is shown as km/h.

It is also spelled kilometer. This spelling is used in American English.

One kilometre is 0.6214 miles (1093 yards or 3280.84 feet). This means that one mile is 1.6093 kilometres.

One kilometre is the approximate distance a healthy adult human being can walk in ten minute

A kilometer is sometimes called a klick


bing chillin
reffty_gag
YOU ARE RACIST TO CHINESE PPL, HOPE YOU GET CANCELLLED !!????!!

AMOGUS
DJruslan4ic
Among us died 4 years ago and I can't believe it was so long

Anybody hearing the ominous bell ringing????? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 No??? 😭😭😭 Just me??????😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
reffty_gag
you better go to therapist

eminem is gud
DJruslan4ic
Alright, alright, you have your own tastes.

since my discovery of Project Sekai's Master difficulty, I have learned that Arcaea is the BABY MODE of rhythm games, only 2 inputs in a linear format with the only gimmicks being to drag the "arc" until the end of the chart? that's NOTHING compared to PJSK, where not only do you have to hit the notes accurately, there's sliders, flick notes, golden notes, and -like. a 6-tier accuracy chart and at leats 6 or 7 difficulties, as opposed to Arcaea's 5? even osu!Arcaea doesn't compare to PJSK's more difficult charts such as The Intense Voice of Hatsune Miku and TADEMO-WONDERZ. mad respect to Project Sekai players



TL;DR: after seeing Project Sekai gameplay and trying to follow along, I have discovered Arcaea is easy in conmparison lmao
[TCD] Dzar03
nah I dont think so, both games have its own unique, pjsk is pretty similar to osu!mania in playstyle, I can comfortably FC lv28 and songs and below in pjsk. While Arcaea is more about the arc, it went crazy when you reach FTR8 - 10, where you will need to both dragging the arc from side to side while hitting notes

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I love Student A
DJruslan4ic
Remember that they were the reason why mizuki vanished? Yeah? I don't play PJSK but let that sink in

The voices are screaming
BluePyTheWDeer_
What? Do you have Schizophrenia? (It's not serious)


I hope installing Gentoo doesn't end up taking 3 attempts...
BranHart
It didn’t, it took 999999999



(no joke to think of, next person could think of one)
BluePyTheWDeer_
This dude took like 10 decades to post again.



What's 9+10? 21!
DJruslan4ic
no silly it's 19


some say it's literally 1984 while others say it literally 2024 so the answer must be somewhere in the middle???????
Tateshina Eve
The current year is not 2004, back then the internet was a better place until Facebook/Meta came into the world.

You're allergic to peanuts? Why so weak? I'll give you some peanuts right now, just open your mouth!
BluePyTheWDeer_
You can have a risk of dying if you are allergic to peanuts, idiot.



Why so weak to flashing lights? Here, lemme fix that. *Plays the music video for Frums - stop-motion*
reffty_gag
People sometimes have epilepsy

You can't eat spicy foods ??? Why you're so weak, SO WEAK
BluePyTheWDeer_
Because of how much capsaicin can react.



Yo, I just saw t+pazolite jump on his keyboard to make a song!
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