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BluePyTheWDeer_
AAAAAHHHH!!!!!! Help me! They know where I live AAAA--



If you don't touch grass, you will die ;)
Nanofranne
no, you will not. If you mean the sedentary, couch potato lifestyle that are implied from people who don't 'touch grass' then yeah, your health will take a hit both physically and mentally but dying for being living such passive lifestyle is just overexaggeration.

THE CHANCE OF YOU WINNING BIG IS ONLY 50/50. EITHER YOU WIN OR YOU DON'T. SO DON'T QUIT NOW BEFORE YOU WIN IT BIIIIIG!!!
BluePyTheWDeer_
Chance doesn't work like this, silly.


osu!'s GitHub page is FAKE!!!!! It's on GitLab!!!!!!!1!1!1!!1!1!1!1!1!1
reffty_gag
Its actually on github, b1rch.

1+1= windows
BluePyTheWDeer_
It's 2.


Use an alarm that will wake up everyone in a 100km radius :)
[TCD] Dzar03
For what I know, there's no such an alarm that can ring that wide

"It's time for you to gain some Social Credit" Zhong Xina said
reffty_gag
Its actually John Cena, and he's not chinese

The best osu player is Auto
BluePyTheWDeer_
It's not Auto, get your facts right.


i know what u like
B0ii
nah lol

hear me out now...
Topic Starter
Aireunaeus
I cannont hear you out because you're writing not talking ugh....


People are so dumb like if there's a tsunami, right? why cannont we just dive in the water??????
BluePyTheWDeer_
Because we will drown, read the little letter in things.



Guys I own Geometry Dash!!
[TCD] Dzar03
I don't believe it, as Wiki said, Geometry Dash is a side-scrolling music platforming game series developed by Robert Topala and Published by RobTop Games. Prove it if you're really owning it

My school is gonna invite Adele for my English listening test. What should I do? I'm gonna fail it!
BluePyTheWDeer_
Just study.


Me when I learn how to use my Kali Linux:
Nuuskamuikkunen
Cali, you animal, the Colombian city is written with C.

What does a donut say to another donut?
BluePyTheWDeer_
Nothing, they don't talk, dude, I thought you knew.


Guys I found FOOTAGE OF THE BACKROOMS!!! It's behind the background of the Never Gonna Give You Up music video!!!!
Nanofranne
Backroom is a fictional work.

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!. take a loan from bank
2. buy the bank
3. print money as much as you want
4. pay back the loan

INFINITE MONEY GLITCH!!!!!
sadave
err um actually performing step 1 and 2 will be impossible unless you are jeff bezos


skibidi toilet
BluePyTheWDeer_
Bruh skibidi toilet is Brainrot >:(


I use Arch btw
[TCD] Dzar03
It's one of Linux's OS, isn't it? I don't get why it's a joke

Everyone loves u/spez
BluePyTheWDeer_
Who?


If you use Windows, you die :)
Topic Starter
Aireunaeus
Nothings gonna happen when you use windows, he's just lying and trying to scare you 🤬🤬


Fun fact: I created this website heh
BluePyTheWDeer_
No you didn't.

Fun fact: I'm 49km from your location, and approaching rapidly
B0ii
you live in costa rica...

you are now breathing manually
Achromalia
erm i'm pretty sure manual effort requires using your hands,,,, the root morpheme is "manu-"
as in "manuscript", "manicure", "manipulate", "[mansplain]", "[manhandle]"
you silly bean you adorable fool

ot: your wish is my command~
BluePyTheWDeer_
What? No!


I love GD cologne
[TCD] Dzar03
What is it ?

Delete all your loli images or hand them to me, FBI will come for you tonight
BluePyTheWDeer_
I have none, idiot. (sry)


If you use Linux from Scratch, you have no life :)
Topic Starter
Aireunaeus
Look at you in the mirror instead


It’s june and it’s raining. WERE DOOMED
BluePyTheWDeer_
No, rain is good👍



Ubuntu is for kids :)
[TCD] Dzar03
I dont think kids can use it properly or even know its existence. Moreover, why adults cant use Ubuntu ?

The Earth is flat
Nanofranne
Earth is fake as in you would also convinced all science is fake too, keep dreaming.

YOU'RE THE MAIN CHARACTER, EVERYONE IS JUST AN NPPPPCCC
reffty_gag
Ackshually, this is a real world, not a game or anime, you just can't tell differences about fiction and real world

We're in the simulation made by ogifmgiodsgnjaga lab, with helps by the aliens, and Elon Musk
Farfocele
Put away the tinfoil hat, that does not exist.

I am my pfp.
BluePyTheWDeer_
You are not, go get a reality check.



I own a Linux distro :)
[TCD] Dzar03
Prove it

In gambling, you only lose when you stop playing it, don't hesitate to double the bet everytime you lose
Nanofranne
Gambling Industry always do whatever it takes to make you never stop playing. Please be aware of that next time.

HOW DID THEY MAKE THE CHIMPS ABLE TO TALK IN PLANET OF THE APES, WHAT?
BluePyTheWDeer_
The apes are made out of CGI, investigate by yourself.


I own Gentoo Linux :D, I can't prove it lel
Topic Starter
Aireunaeus
how can't you prove it while you own something bruhhh.


so if we dive down at night we can see the sun :o
BluePyTheWDeer_
We can't, it's in the other side of the world now.


I use a highly insecure OS ;)
[TCD] Dzar03
That sounds dangerous, your information can be leaked to hackers and they will sell them for illegal purposes. You should find a better OS to use

I can see John Cena
lostsilver
no you can't! he says you can't see him, so there's no way you can!

do you know what you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nanofranne
Simply, Cheese? Idk if this is some sort of inside joke you're attempting to make here, weird thing to say..

HOW TF YOU PROGRAMMING A PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE HAH?
BluePyTheWDeer_
Programming, duh.


Why is my Kubuntu installation so "new"?
Topic Starter
Aireunaeus
Its called ubuntu you dork


The sky is blue
Topic Starter
Aireunaeus
How dare you assume the sky’s color 😤


Roses are red
Nanofranne
Of course it is

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IF WE ARE ON EARTH IN A SOLAR SYSTEM, WHY THERE IS NO SUN AT NIGHT? EXPLAIN THAT, NASA 'SYENTIST'1!!!111
BluePyTheWDeer_
Because the earth spins, go study pls.



Guys I love JToH!!!
[TCD] Dzar03
Good, I guess ?

HowToBasic is the best cooking guide youtube channel for beginners
Nanofranne
You seriously gonna recommend someone for making misleading content and making a huge waste of food just for the sake of entertainment? Please have a brain for once.

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HOW TF DO YOU INVENT A NEW COLOUR,HAH?
BluePyTheWDeer_
By using chemicals, read books.


Guys I use MINIX!!!!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!!11
BluePyTheWDeer_
What is that?????2?2?2??2



I went to KFC imagining I had a ⑨ fumo.
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