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[TCD] Dzar03
Instruction unclear: my family and friends are dancing for me to watch

Learn a martial art
Bridget Enjoyer
Instucations unclear: enacted martial law

Think of how proud your parents are of you right now :)
Farfocele
instructions unclear: they aren't.

Type japanese romaji.
BluePyTheWDeer_
Instructions unclear; Typed Arabic


Buy @Corne2Plum3 a baguette 🥖
Nuuskamuikkunen
Instructions unclear, bought him a brioche.

Teleport to a nearby location.
BluePyTheWDeer_
Instructions unclear; Teleported to @Patatitta's location (at this point I think I have a fixation on him that I can't control)


Fly a plane.
replcu
Instructions unclear, I'm crashing into a building in New York.


Buy yourself some ice cream.
BluePyTheWDeer_
Instructions unclear; bought a slushie


Buy Apple. (joke)
Farfocele
Instructions unclear: Bought an apple.

Turn into an anime girl.
BluePyTheWDeer_
Instructions unclear; turned into a marketable plushie.

Beat the Geometry Dash level Tidal Wave (the hardest demon).
B0ii
Instructions unclear: beat some guy on the street

become fur
Farfocele
Instructions unclear: I became a furry instead of fur.

Beat someone up with a blahaj.
BluePyTheWDeer_
Instructions unclear; A blahaj ate me.


Make a painting.
BluePyTheWDeer_
Instructions unclear; made a sculpture.

Make a Linux distro.
B0ii
instructions unclear: made an entirely new os instead

find love
BluePyTheWDeer_
Instructions unclear; Discovered a new emotion.


Install and compile Gentoo Linux
reffty_gag
Instruction unclear; Install Wnidows 11 instead

Play osu
Kaeya x Diluc
instructions unclear, became a femboy


play geometry dash
Farfocele
Instructions unclear, became SpaceUK.

Play monkeytype.
BluePyTheWDeer_
Instructions unclear, played Quaver with my audio not working for some reason (this is true)



Roast SpaceUK.
AxisPraxisMDS
Instruction Unclear, UK Now has Conquered Space


Survive A Fallout Universe For At least 24 years
Aireunaeus
Instructions unclear survived in a year
Farfocele
Instructions unclear, did aomething.

Hug a blahaj.
JustABeginner
Instructions uncleared, transform into a blahaj.
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Come back undead from the grave.
Aireunaeus
Instructions unclear, the coffin is made out of metal


Get 1 million
Farfocele
Instructions unclear - Got 1 million dollhairs.

get 1 million blahaj plushies
MrMcMikey22
Instructions unclear, I got 1 million SAD blahaj plushies

remove the most recent ot forum o_o
BluePyTheWDeer_
Instructions unclear: Removed all forums.



Install RHEL (Red Hat Enterprise Linux).
Farfocele
Instructions unclear - Installed Red Star OS.

Just hug your new blahaj plushie.
BluePyTheWDeer_
Instructions unclear; hugged a real shark.


Get Fedora Kinoite running on your PC.
Farfocele
Instructions unclear - my PC became a "nice guy".

Become Lance Stroll.
[TCD] Dzar03
Instructions unclear - became Farfocele

Sing a song loudly in public
BluePyTheWDeer_
Instructions unclear; Got Dwayne Johnson to scream.


Get Ubuntu (hehe)
Aireunaeus
Instructions unclear: somehow got ArchLinux

Get a Job
Kaeya x Diluc
instructions unclear, became a fortnite building sweat

start playing genshin impact
iaport
Instructions unclear I am now broke

Visit a butcher as soon as you can.
Farfocele
Instructions unclear: butchered my skill

Play more.
MangaGrumpy
instructions unclear, i lost my virginity.

get rich and famous to prove your worth
[TCD] Dzar03
Instruction unclear, I poured my money into casinoes and lost all

Stop going to McDonald and any fast food restaurant in a week
Farfocele
Instructions unclear, boycotted them instead and did not eat at them for more than a week.

sleep with a blahaj
AxisPraxisMDS
Instruction Unclear: I sleeps with that shark from changed


Get away From your Pedophillia Allegation
Farfocele
Instructions Unclear - became EDP445 instead.

Play more.
TeeArctic1
Instructions unclear, became the world champion in MTG

Solve an equation
iZaIxSP
Instructions unclear, I calculated π

Hold onto this pointless thought
Topic Starter
abraker
Instructions unclear, I sidetracked the thought

Recall a silly memory
SupaSazyCassidy
Instructions unclear, I ate my memory cards.

Do a bottle flip.
lostsilver
instructions unclear, the bottle proceeded to explode and burn down my house

go hang out with some friends/family <3
great_elmo
Instructions unclear, I have no friends.

Try to fc freedom dive.
SupaSazyCassidy
Instructions unclear, fc'ed the 1 star version.

Have a dance party by yourself in the middle of the night.
BluePyTheWDeer_
Instructions unclear: Was arrested for being way too quiet.



Play Touhou 12 in Lunatic.
SupaSazyCassidy

BluePyTheWDeer_ wrote:

Instructions unclear: Was arrested for being way too quiet.



Play Touhou 12 in Lunatic.
Instructions unclear, installed a virus that turned everything on my computer into pictures of unicorn kittens.

Go grocery shopping.
Farfocele
Instructions unclear - I bought 6 boxes of milk. Why? because there were eggs!

Get an F1 seat.
MrMcMikey22
Instructions so unclear, I actually made my laptop go completely mute by spamming the f1 button... ;_;

Do a 360 no-scope.

Farfocele wrote:

Instructions unclear - I bought 6 boxes of milk. Why? because there were eggs!

Get an F1 seat.
Noreu
instructions not clear, im at
PRELUDE /// OVERTURE
INTO THE FIRE


spray paint a wall.
BluePyTheWDeer_
Instructions unclear; Spray painted all paintings I found on an art gallery.


Do a #DeGoogle campaign
synthwavesquid
instructions unclear; committed cyberterrorism at google headquarters

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pet a dog
Farfocele
instructions unclear: i killed a dog instead.

Literally become Max Verstappen.
BluePyTheWDeer_
Instructions unclear; Became your clone

Buy me a new battery for my laptop.
DJruslan4ic
Instructions unclear, bought a fighter to beat your laptop

You should go learn Ukrainian
GamlA
Instructions unclear, fighting for Ukraine

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Write an overly dramatic speech about soup.
BluePyTheWDeer_

DJruslan4ic wrote:

Instructions unclear, bought a fighter to beat your laptop

You should go learn Ukrainian
Why beat my laptop? It's battery is already dead!


Instructions unclear; Wrote a rant about the "banana" """""""game""""""" on Steam.
Farfocele
Instructions unclear - the game is magic. You get turned into a banana.

Find and beat up Lance Stroll until he can't drive an F1 car anymore.
lostsilver
ps!expunged: "instructions unclear, i went and beat up a random person named lance. (also, i have no idea who that is, as i don't know racing.)"

ps!bandu: "try to finish a project you're working on! <3"
Farfocele

lostsilver wrote:

ps!expunged: "instructions unclear, i went and beat up a random person named lance. (also, i have no idea who that is, as i don't know racing.)"
A nepo baby who's only in F1 because his dad bought an F1 team so he can race there. He performs well every once in a while but usually sucks compared to his teammate. He also usually blames his car for his issues.

lostsilver wrote:

ps!bandu: "try to finish a project you're working on! <3"
Instructions unclear - finished a project i was not working on (??)

Make a personal website.
lostsilver

Farfocele wrote:

lostsilver wrote:

ps!expunged: "instructions unclear, i went and beat up a random person named lance. (also, i have no idea who that is, as i don't know racing.)"
A nepo baby who's only in F1 because his dad bought an F1 team so he can race there. He performs well every once in a while but usually sucks compared to his teammate. He also usually blames his car for his issues.
ps!expunged: "i see... thank you for the information. :]"

Farfocele wrote:

Instructions unclear - finished a project i was not working on (??)

Make a personal website.
ps!bandu: "instructions unclear, i made a website full of cats o-o"

ps!dave: "try to make something you've never made before."
DJruslan4ic
Instructions unclear, accidentally made a piece of postmodernist art and sold it for 10M$

Maybe you could try out arcaea?
BluePyTheWDeer_
Instructions unclear; Blackmailed the Arcaea devs.


Listen to "Everywhere at the end of time" in one sitting.
lostsilver
instructions unclear, i became uncanny

try to practice magic
keremaru
instructions unclear - accidentally made a new form of mass that actively changes between the stages of solid, liquid, gas and plasma

evade your taxes
EnigmaticG
Instructions unclear; the IRS has been taken over by doorknob thieves.

Read a whole encyclopedia.
Farfocele
Instrctions unclear: brain.exe stopped working

Go back in time and tell Lance Stroll to never race in karts.
BluePyTheWDeer_
Instructions unclear; Threw a bumper car at him.


Do a Yuyuko fumo purchase Speedrun any%
Farfocele

BluePyTheWDeer_ wrote:

Instructions unclear; Threw a bumper car at him.
nah you did F1 a huge favor actually, you're all good

BlueByTheWDeer_ wrote:

Do a Yuyuko fumo purchase Speedrun any%
Instructions unclear - stole it because it's any%

Become an F1 nerd.
BluePyTheWDeer_
Instructions unclear; Made Farfocele a blahaj nerd emoji.



Bake a cake for Gordon Ramsay.
synthwavesquid
instructions unclear; made a realistic life-size cake replica of gordon ramsay

>>

install arch linux from scratch
AxisPraxisMDS
Instruction Unclear: I just Made AM (Allied Mastercomputer)

Hack Times Square And Play Rule 34
GamlA
Instructions unclear; hacked the Pentagon to play Bad Apple

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Ask yourself where your life is going.
synthwavesquid

AxisPraxisMDS wrote:

Instruction Unclear: I just Made AM (Allied Mastercomputer)
awesome

>>>

instructions unclear, made a pact with an eldritch deity promising secret, life-altering knowledge for me sharing my mind with it

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commit insurance fraud
BluePyTheWDeer_
Instructions unclear; Commited Arson on IKEA, burning all blahajs.


Make Farfocele a blahaj hater.
synthwavesquid
instructions unclear, turned farfocele into a very vengeful blahaj

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set up an aquarium
DJruslan4ic
Instructions unclear, flooded the house

Write an essay about anything
Farfocele
instructions unclear: i wrote an essay about nothing.

Make BluePy not a deer/whatever else
BluePyTheWDeer_
Instructions unclear; Made Farfocele a furry.


Hit a certain F1 racer with a bumper car.
Farfocele
Instructions unclear: I hit Lando Nowins instead of Max Verstappen, now half the community loves me and another half despises me.

Tell Lando Norris to go into business instead of karts.
BluePyTheWDeer_
Instructions unclear; Paralyzed him from the neck down.


Bake a cake.
DJruslan4ic
Instructions unclear, somehow unbaked a cake and the eggs got turned into chicken. Help



Get good at rivals of aether 2
mizu_chuu
Instructions unclear, I found Aether from genshin impact in the Aether portal from minecraft which was actually my closet.

Set a 3k pp play
GamlA
Instructions unclear, set a play with 3k score

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Write down every social interaction you will have tomorrow.
mizu_chuu
Instructions unclear, accidentally travelled forward in time and killed 7 people that I interacted with by saying the word 'glorp'

learn spanish within 1 day but duolingo will have to always be watching you
Farfocele

BluePyTheWDeer_ wrote:

Instructions unclear; Paralyzed him from the neck down.
nah that works too

OT: Instructions unclear - The duolingo owl killed me.

Go back in time to get born into a rich family and get into karting and then Formula racing.
mizu_chuu
Instructions unclear, I crashed my kart into a tree and burnt down Nepal.

Learn the Japanese Bible off by heart
GamlA
Instructions unclear, stopped breathing.

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Prove this post does not exist.
mizu_chuu
Instructions unclear, my laptop overheated and sucked itself into a black hole

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Get 13 wives
BluePyTheWDeer_
Instructions unclear; I got no ladies.


Watch the "COMING UP NEXT" stream in it's entirety (69 hours)
DJruslan4ic
Instructions unclear, watched the 24 hour long timer video


Beat pinball purgatory in Celeste strawberry jam
Farfocele
Instructions unclear, I suck at celeste.

Get blocked on twitter by the FIA
keremaru
instructions unclear, got permabanned on x

eat the construct closest in proximity to you.
BluePyTheWDeer_
Instructions unclear; I ate wet cement and now I have to commit self-arson to get it out.


Make a crypto miner and get some ladies/gentlemen.
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