Part One
Take the number of items in a baker's dozen...
Multiply that by the number of musicians in a septet...
Multiply your result by the sum of any two opposing sides on a die...
Add the fifth tetrahedral number...
Divide by the smallest composite number...
And cube your result.
Go to http://tinyurl.com/_______ and put your number in the blank. You will get a password. (By the way, that link leads to some sort of unicycling site. Just ignore that and go to the proper page.)
Part Two
The password is what you got from Part One. Once you decrypt the text, you will need to decrypt what you get from the text. Those will give you some nice instructions which you can follow.
Part Three
Once you follow the instructions and have made it all the way through my puzzle, PM me some sort of proof you've solved it and I'll add you to...
The Hall of Fame
Finished 1st: Hernacit0 (Solved in 41 minutes)
Finished 2nd: Lybydose (Solved in 57 minutes)
Finished 3rd: Pyro Wolf (Solved in 60 minutes)
Finished 4th: Zhanger "i only took like 21 minutes i have chatlog proof if you want"
Yes, Zhanger should probably be first.
Take the number of items in a baker's dozen...
Multiply that by the number of musicians in a septet...
Multiply your result by the sum of any two opposing sides on a die...
Add the fifth tetrahedral number...
Divide by the smallest composite number...
And cube your result.
Go to http://tinyurl.com/_______ and put your number in the blank. You will get a password. (By the way, that link leads to some sort of unicycling site. Just ignore that and go to the proper page.)
Part Two
SPOILER
Open the spoiler box to find some encrypted text. You can decode it at a certain website which can be found here: http://tinyurl.com/2dktt4b cd3bUrRatQvPUEe4qZ3O4eTHmT63X1Z5jmEwsD3tyLkKryLPgY81XuG9TDa1lNEAd
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The password is what you got from Part One. Once you decrypt the text, you will need to decrypt what you get from the text. Those will give you some nice instructions which you can follow.
Part Three
Once you follow the instructions and have made it all the way through my puzzle, PM me some sort of proof you've solved it and I'll add you to...
The Hall of Fame
Finished 1st: Hernacit0 (Solved in 41 minutes)
Finished 2nd: Lybydose (Solved in 57 minutes)
Finished 3rd: Pyro Wolf (Solved in 60 minutes)
Finished 4th: Zhanger "i only took like 21 minutes i have chatlog proof if you want"
Yes, Zhanger should probably be first.
