Dear denizen, it has come to my attention that someone has been trying to impersonate me. My smartest idiots and I are currently trying our hardest to pin them down and prevent any fraud from hurting our denizen. If you see me trying to sell you something or asking you for a favor, stay on your guard, for it might be possible that you are being targetted by one of my impersonator.
I will be advising you when I catch my impersonator and will offer you first place seat for their public execution.
