10/12/20xx; 20:17
It is officially 8:17 PST, and I am extremely tired. My dog hunts all day, looking for food to scavenge around the house. Meanwhile, my female parental unit's chocolate macadamia nut box keeps hindering itself, until all that is left is nothing but plastic that once held Heaven's chocolate nectar. I'm running low on supplies to sustain myself, the most I have left of is some maple syrup oatmeal and some beef/chili saimin packets. The oatmeal is personally disgusting to me, but I already ate all three of the cinnamon apple oatmeal packs. Curse you, rotten consumption.
I was able to discover a rare and lost artifact in the freezer, however. A small Red Baron two-pizza box that you could microwave behind some junk that I didn't want to know about. I immediately grabbed it and initiated the heating sequence in the microwave, afterwards playing a game of Solitaire while I waited for the two and a quarter minute long microwave session to end. I didn't solve my game, but I knew that I could figure it out if I persevered long enough. And so I did.
Or at least tried to. It didn't go very well, and I added another loss to my count. However, the pizza was very good. Though I do think that an extra 15 seconds would be just fine for the pizza to have just that little bit more heat to make it as heavenly as the chocolate macadamia nuts.
But I digress.