Granted, beheaded
Water thanks
Water thanks
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omg you're back owo
OT: Granted, but you get robbed the next day.
I wish to pass my exams (today and tomorrow) with flying colours..
that is wholesome, thank you <3
good luck to everyone else's exams/tests as well!
OT: Granted, but you've lost all sense of fear & even the craziest, impossible situation cannot phase you.
same wish (i'm actually pretty jumpy :p)
I wish for free NASA wifi.
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Granted. Oops, I accidentally put in blocks of caesium instead of ice. Your cup breaks from a violent explosion.
I wish for fried chicken from a good fast food restaurant (not something terrible like KFC)
I wish for fried chicken from a good fast food restaurant (not something terrible like KFC)
Granted, you get your fantastic fried chicken from 4Fingers, but the moment you eat it, your tongue swells abnormally, your stomach aches and burns the worst you've ever experienced, your skin feels like it's melting and your intestines feel like they're close to exploding as you realize someone poisoned you.
I wish for a peaceful world.
I wish for a peaceful world.
Is there even 4 fingers outside of Singapore idk
Granted. You're now the only living creature left on Earth. And of course, you'll die eventually since you have nothing to eat.
I wish for a roll of toilet paper
Granted. You're now the only living creature left on Earth. And of course, you'll die eventually since you have nothing to eat.
I wish for a roll of toilet paper
Granted, it is made out of sand paper.
I wish for a good energy recovery ability.
I wish for a good energy recovery ability.
Granted, but you'll never be able to sleep ever again.
I wish for ice cream to eat now.
I wish for ice cream to eat now.
Granted.
The ice cream you wish for is rather foreign, and takes dozens of millennia to craft. As you are only wishing now for ice cream to eat, and not which ice cream to eat, it automatically defaults to the Ice Cream of 100 Generations. Shortly put, from the immediate second you wished for ice cream to eat, you set into motion a catastrophic event for the entire world to suffer through.
The ice cream comes to your home 10 deci-millennia after you've wished for it, where the world is burnt in reaction to the global freezing to generate this ice cream you wished for.
Enjoy.
I wish for less description in my writing.
The ice cream you wish for is rather foreign, and takes dozens of millennia to craft. As you are only wishing now for ice cream to eat, and not which ice cream to eat, it automatically defaults to the Ice Cream of 100 Generations. Shortly put, from the immediate second you wished for ice cream to eat, you set into motion a catastrophic event for the entire world to suffer through.
The ice cream comes to your home 10 deci-millennia after you've wished for it, where the world is burnt in reaction to the global freezing to generate this ice cream you wished for.
Enjoy.
I wish for less description in my writing.
Granted. You can no longer describe anything in your writing, meaning that you can't write anything as the act of writing is in essence the act of describing your thought.
I wish fo enlightement.
I wish fo enlightement.
Granted, now you're a firefly.
I wish whoever's reading this a wonderful day.
I wish whoever's reading this a wonderful day.
Granted, but everyone else will have a hectic day.
I wish for a knife
I wish for a knife
You got a "Nife (Naughy Wife)". Have fun with the yandere side of hers ( '-')b
Although she might stab you right when she isn't in your field of vision.
Make me proud.
Although she might stab you right when she isn't in your field of vision.
Make me proud.
Granted.
You have now been condemned to hell for the sin of pride.
i wish i was good at osu!catch again, while retaining my skill in the other gamemodes
You have now been condemned to hell for the sin of pride.
i wish i was good at osu!catch again, while retaining my skill in the other gamemodes
Granted, yes. Granted, maybe.
I wish for furs
I wish for furs
Granted, you are now a furry and everyone hates you
i wish gayzmcgee dies from RSI
i wish gayzmcgee dies from RSI
Granted, but the next day karma bites back at you and your dominant hand breaks.
I wish for hugs.
I wish for hugs.
Granted, a bear hug breaks your spine.
I wish for fish
I wish for fish
granted.
139,847,619,384,734,761,243,589,716,234,589,375,678,316,459,817,364,589,716,345,120,189,108 (one hundred thirty-nine octodecillion, eight-hundred forty-seven septendecillion, six-hundred nineteen sedecillion, three-hundred eighty-four quinquadecillion, seven-hundred thirty-four quattordecillion, seven-hundred sixty-one tredecillion, two-hundred fourty-three duodecillion, five-hundred eighty-nine undecillion, three-hundred seventy-five decillion, six-hundred seventy-eight nonillion, three-hundred sixteen octillion, four-hundred fifty-nine septillion, eight-hundred seventeen hexillion, three-hundred sixty-four pentillion, five-hundred eighty-nine quadrillion, seven-hundred sixteen trillion, three-hundred fourty-five billion, one-hundred twenty million, one-hundred eighty-nine thousand, one hundred and eight) fish swarm your location in 10 street blocks from all over, and now everybody knows it was you who summoned all these fish and seek payback.
i wish i knew all the numeral prefixes naturally.
139,847,619,384,734,761,243,589,716,234,589,375,678,316,459,817,364,589,716,345,120,189,108 (one hundred thirty-nine octodecillion, eight-hundred forty-seven septendecillion, six-hundred nineteen sedecillion, three-hundred eighty-four quinquadecillion, seven-hundred thirty-four quattordecillion, seven-hundred sixty-one tredecillion, two-hundred fourty-three duodecillion, five-hundred eighty-nine undecillion, three-hundred seventy-five decillion, six-hundred seventy-eight nonillion, three-hundred sixteen octillion, four-hundred fifty-nine septillion, eight-hundred seventeen hexillion, three-hundred sixty-four pentillion, five-hundred eighty-nine quadrillion, seven-hundred sixteen trillion, three-hundred fourty-five billion, one-hundred twenty million, one-hundred eighty-nine thousand, one hundred and eight) fish swarm your location in 10 street blocks from all over, and now everybody knows it was you who summoned all these fish and seek payback.
i wish i knew all the numeral prefixes naturally.
Granted, but that's the only thing you can do; you lost all other memories you ever had in your mind.
I wish for the ability to control time.
I wish for the ability to control time.
Granted, but you're Kurumi Tokisaki and must kill others to sustain your life energy.
I wish for some concentrated sulfuric acid
I wish for some concentrated sulfuric acid
Granted, but it comes as a flash flood in your town/city
i wish to be a robot
i wish to be a robot
Granted, you battery is out and no one can replace it.
I wish to be a good euphonium player.
I wish to be a good euphonium player.
Granted, but you are now deaf and cannot listen to music ever again.
I wish for a pizza.
I wish for a pizza.
Granted, but the pizza is laced with so much chilli and burns you internally, so that you wish you were dead.
I wish for you to do your best and roast me with the worst insult you got.
I wish for you to do your best and roast me with the worst insult you got.
Topic Starter
Granted but my attempts to insult you were so pathethic you died lmfaoing on the floor.
I wish for e p i c race car.
I wish for e p i c race car.
Granted. You have an e-pic race car. Electronic picture race car. Digital picture race car. Meaning you don't actually have a race car.
I wish for the safety of everyone involved in the ongoing Hong Kong protests
I wish for the safety of everyone involved in the ongoing Hong Kong protests
Granted, everyone at the HK protests are playing safety in the Super Bowl.
I wish to have more wishes.
I wish to have more wishes.
Sure, but none of them can be beneficial to yourself in any way.
I wish I never drooled in my sleep.
I wish I never drooled in my sleep.
Granted, now you'll never drool when you're asleep but you'll always drool when you're awake.
I wish you a merry Christmas.
I wish you a merry Christmas.
Granted, but Mary Christmas kidnaps Santa Claus.
I wish that I could become a master at osu!
I wish that I could become a master at osu!
Granted, but you quickly become burnt out at osu! and start playing other games until you completely ditch osu!, and the next time you log in you've lost almost all your rhythmic accuracy and aim comfortability.
I wish I could move fast enough that I can travel 12,568,189 kilometers in an attosecond.
I wish I could move fast enough that I can travel 12,568,189 kilometers in an attosecond.
Granted, but you break light speed and now whenever you move you blank out for a couple seconds.
i wish to pass my exam tomorrow
i wish to pass my exam tomorrow
Topic Starter
Granted.
Just granted. Good luck, pal.
I wish to become h0t anime waifu
Just granted. Good luck, pal.
I wish to become h0t anime waifu
Granted, you are now the main heroine of an NTR hentai.
I wish for gold.
I wish for gold.
GSG95 wrote:
Granted.
Just granted. Good luck, pal.
I wish to become h0t anime waifu
omg you're back owo
OT: Granted, but you get robbed the next day.
I wish to pass my exams (today and tomorrow) with flying colours..
Granted, but you will fail every exam you take afterwards unless you study 24/7.
Same wish. Especially because tomorrow is my A-maths paper.
Same wish. Especially because tomorrow is my A-maths paper.
Granted, you pass the exam with flying colors of paint all over your body and everyone laughs including teachers for such hilarious prank.
I wish i don't get spooked so easily.
I wish i don't get spooked so easily.
GSG95 wrote:
Granted.
Just granted. Good luck, pal.
I wish to become h0t anime waifu
that is wholesome, thank you <3
good luck to everyone else's exams/tests as well!
OT: Granted, but you've lost all sense of fear & even the craziest, impossible situation cannot phase you.
same wish (i'm actually pretty jumpy :p)
Granted, but you find a lack of interest in Halloween and haunted houses, since nothing scares you. Now you mope around all day on your computer/laptop/device, wondering what the next interesting thing will be that you look forward to.
I wish I could control time whenever I wanted.
I wish I could control time whenever I wanted.
Granted, but whenever is no longer normally defined as a result of your meddling with time, therefore you're causing arguments around the whole world on what time it should be.
I wish for better handwriting
I wish for better handwriting
Granted, but you can't think of anything but the word 'yes' anymore.
I wish I was god at trackpad osu!.
I wish I was god at trackpad osu!.
Granted, but you're clicking keys have broke & you must play purely on the trackpad.
i wish you have a great day ^w^
i wish you have a great day ^w^
granted, yea legit granted. i cursed your soul as a thank you my good sir 8^)
i wish there's more riot in my country so i don't have to go to school
i wish there's more riot in my country so i don't have to go to school
Granted, but you're killed by said riots. Now you won't have to go to school ever again.
It's getting cold so I wish for hot and savory pork buns.
It's getting cold so I wish for hot and savory pork buns.
granted! your pork buns are burning hot with extra chili... and i mean it... its on FIRE!
have a nice meal! :>
i wish i can go through universes
have a nice meal! :>
i wish i can go through universes
You'll be treated like a threatening alien species.
I wish for a death without a single regret left on this planet (or in other words: a satisfying end).
I wish for a death without a single regret left on this planet (or in other words: a satisfying end).
Granted, but you reincarnate into a new life where you are enslaved and tortured for the rest of your life.
I wish to be a kid again.
I wish to be a kid again.
Granted, but your mentality stays at a kid as you grow.
i wish to rank a beatmap
i wish to rank a beatmap
Granted, but it's absolutely terrible and you must suffer the immense criticism that comes with your decision.
I wish I could explore the universe and find all the answers to our cosmic ponderings.
I wish I could explore the universe and find all the answers to our cosmic ponderings.
Granted, but since humans aren't designed to aquire such knowledge, best case scenario you'll become crazy because of the knowledge you've acquired. Worst case scenario, your mind and body become a slimy and disgusting cosmic slug.
I wish for some chocomint ice ice ice.
I wish for some chocomint ice ice ice.
Granted, but the mint is too spicy.
I wish that Meah remembers what their discord credentials are
I wish that Meah remembers what their discord credentials are
No
I wish for this upcoming wish to be unpenetrable to any corruption: i wish for a new computer
I wish for this upcoming wish to be unpenetrable to any corruption: i wish for a new computer
Granted, said wish is now impossible to be corrupted. However, it won't be granted.
I wish for a bottle of Fanta.
I wish for a bottle of Fanta.
Granted. It’s not strawberry flavor though, but orange.
Book me a flight to the Tokyo 2020 Olympics.
Book me a flight to the Tokyo 2020 Olympics.
Granted, but there will be an attack......
Dragons are invading the whole world though.
Make the next wish harder to grant.
Dragons are invading the whole world though.
Make the next wish harder to grant.
Granted.
I wish for your pee pee
I wish for your pee pee
Granted.
You get a delivery to your house of a jar filled to the brim with urine's urine.
I wish I was innovative.
You get a delivery to your house of a jar filled to the brim with urine's urine.
I wish I was innovative.
Granted, you invent a million prototypes but get no credit for them.
I wish I could run a mile in under 10 minutes.
I wish I could run a mile in under 10 minutes.
Granted, however you faint exactly after travalling a mile from ever onward in your life.
I wish for the metric system to be the only system of measurement in the world.
I wish for the metric system to be the only system of measurement in the world.
granted! however, you are now stuck using the us standard system, causing everyone to think you are delusional...
i wish broken glass wouldn't look broken when put together again
i wish broken glass wouldn't look broken when put together again
Granted, but sharp pieces of glass would still extrude despite looking normal.
i wish for a second cube
i wish for a second cube
Granted, but now your 1st cube is lost forever.
I wish for some spooky skeletons.
I wish for some spooky skeletons.
Granted. They trap you and burn you until you become one of them.
I wish for a bottle of potable water.
I wish for a bottle of potable water.
Granted, but now you have to hold a pot in both hands and both feet to have any potable water.
I wish I could travel back in time without getting old, but still able to acknowledge how much time has passed since I first time traveled.
I wish I could travel back in time without getting old, but still able to acknowledge how much time has passed since I first time traveled.
Granted, but paradoxes are still able to occur and any interaction with major people you know will affect you (current and past), the past and future.
i wish to see my grandma again
i wish to see my grandma again
Wish granted. You saw her in your dream
I wish for 2011 memes to come back >:)
I wish for 2011 memes to come back >:)
granted, but they have been dead for so long that they are now all deep fried.
I wish for a worryless life.
I wish for a worryless life.
Granted, now you're dead and won't have to worry about anything anymore.
I wish you a good health.
I wish you a good health.
Wish granted. You health is too good that you can’t die. Everyone you love will die and you will be alone as you vow to never get to know any other person since they would just die before you
I wish for the ability to always do well on test
I wish for the ability to always do well on test
Granted, but you won´t do anything else well.
I am Calypso, and i thank you for playing Twisted Metal.
I wish i would be good at other video games.
I am Calypso, and i thank you for playing Twisted Metal.
spoiler
that reference was unecessary, i know
I wish i would be good at other video games.
KnightPerfect wrote:
Granted, but you won´t do anything else well.
I wish for free NASA wifi.
Granted, but you're launched into space 2 minutes after connecting and you lose connection too quickly.
I just got a tablet for drawing, but I won't play osu! with it. I wish to get better at drawing with a tablet quickly
I just got a tablet for drawing, but I won't play osu! with it. I wish to get better at drawing with a tablet quickly
granted, but your only artistic talent is to draw gruesome hentai.
I wish to restart my life starting from secondary school to fullfill the opportunities that I wasted.
I wish to restart my life starting from secondary school to fullfill the opportunities that I wasted.
Granted. But everytime you do something different to what you did that changes your future in a significant way, you'll lose something important to you that you've already had.
And there's no way of undoing what you did differently nor can you regain the things you've lost ever again.
I wish for lots of cash.
And there's no way of undoing what you did differently nor can you regain the things you've lost ever again.
I wish for lots of cash.
Granted, but it's counterfeit.
I wish for a brand new 35" 240 Hz monitor
I wish for a brand new 35" 240 Hz monitor
Granted but it only works with RCA connector
I wish for a professional prestige 2052 besson euphonium.
I wish for a professional prestige 2052 besson euphonium.
Granted, but it does not work when you get it.
I wish to get an FC at big black.
I wish to get an FC at big black.
Sure.
Get rid of my anxiety please for the love of God
Get rid of my anxiety please for the love of God
granted, however, you now have no sense of urgency and cannot judge wether or not you are in a though situation.
I wish for a better cardiovascular endurance.
I wish for a better cardiovascular endurance.
granted! you now have arrhythmia as well! good luck with your higher chances of cardiac arrest!
i wish to have the ability to bend physics
i wish to have the ability to bend physics
granted, but you accidentally bend your neck backwards and now you are paralyzed
i wish for more wishes because i've definitely gone over three
i wish for more wishes because i've definitely gone over three
You'll get a random punishment from going beyond the limit.
I wish the "99,9% of bacteria" could get to "100%".
I wish the "99,9% of bacteria" could get to "100%".
granted, but now all hands have perished
i wish for infinite knowledge
i wish for infinite knowledge
Granted. But by consuming the knowledges that are not suitable for humans, you have turned into a mad man.
I wish for a Zippo lighter.
I wish for a Zippo lighter.
The cap will always go off like during a coin flip.
It's a big hassle to put it back.
Give me all of them funky beats!
It's a big hassle to put it back.
Give me all of them funky beats!
granted, called up a dozen buff guy to beat you up.
I wish to pass my courses this session.
I wish to pass my courses this session.
Granted, THIS session only.
I wish for having perfectly white teeth without the need of brushing them, that implying the fact they won't have cavities, gingivitis or any tooth related diseases.
I wish for having perfectly white teeth without the need of brushing them, that implying the fact they won't have cavities, gingivitis or any tooth related diseases.
Sure! They're called dentures. We just need to pull your teeth out first to make room for them.
Give me release dates for Spongebob Rehydrated and LBP Restitched, please.
Give me release dates for Spongebob Rehydrated and LBP Restitched, please.
They'll both release on February 30th 2020.
I want a plush of every pokémon.
I want a plush of every pokémon.
Granted, your house is now packed with gigantic plushies of all 890 Pokemon.
i wish to lower the rarity of 1300pp plays
i wish to lower the rarity of 1300pp plays
Granted, only if it's exactly 1300pp.
I wish a healthy salad.
I wish a healthy salad.
granted.
you get a fruit salad with tomatoes in it.
i wish for no bad wishes.
you get a fruit salad with tomatoes in it.
i wish for no bad wishes.
Granted, wishes whether it's good or bad will now be decided by a psychopath
i wish you good health
i wish you good health
Granted, "you" could be anyone, so now all humanity is now immortal and immune to diseases.
I want to have the biggest public library of the world near my house. With 100 GB/s wifi of course.
I want to have the biggest public library of the world near my house. With 100 GB/s wifi of course.
Granted! Every person within a 10 mile radius will be utilizing the services the library provides, and the quality of the books and WiFi will go to hell within one month due to the tragedy of the commons.
I wish to fix my sleep schedule, so I wake up at 6:00 and go to sleep at 22:00.
I wish to fix my sleep schedule, so I wake up at 6:00 and go to sleep at 22:00.
Granted, but now you will never be energized by your sleep ever again.
I wish for a boatload of cash.
I wish for a boatload of cash.
Granted! Your boatload of Zimbabwe currency will arrive to you shortly. It is worth roughly 5 USD.
I want a good desktop computer pl0x
I want a good desktop computer pl0x