thisJarby wrote:
I thought that all dogs were male and all cats were female.
and I used to think if I got like a cut/bruise, I would pinch it, push it, touch it because I thought the pain would "run out"
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and I used to think if I got like a cut/bruise, I would pinch it, push it, touch it because I thought the pain would "run out"
Owww ~Shellghost wrote:
I used to think mommy and daddy were just cuddling in the bed. ;_;
I used to think that the little green dragon from a children's book comes and wants to kill me
everyone knew god was just a fable.
seriously I really learned it as some fantasy story not that anyone ever told me it was untrue but it just sounded like some fantasy story.
seriously I really learned it as some fantasy story not that anyone ever told me it was untrue but it just sounded like some fantasy story.
none of my childhood conceptions were actually wrong 
which is pretty sad in and of itself really
which is pretty sad in and of itself really
I should say santa but there still is a bit of my heart that believes in him. don't judge me
I used to think i could fly...
... and that's how i broke both of my legs for the first time in life (Y)
... and that's how i broke both of my legs for the first time in life (Y)
Oh! I thought that all tv was filmed live. That and I also thought that the power rangers was real.
I used to think I would get a chick when I left the egg outside too long. I would put it in a fridge before it does >_>
Aha, me too.jjrocks wrote:
Oh! I thought that all tv was filmed live. That and I also thought that the power rangers was real.
JInxyjem wrote:
I thought babies were made when married couples kiss and their saliva traveled.
I thought babies were made when a girl would say "I want to have a baby!"
And then the baby automatically gets born
And then the baby automatically gets born
Nekoroll wrote:
I used to think all people were good-hearted.
Oh right, remembered another one. I thought somewhere there was a script that described everything we said or did, but I was unclear if the script recorded what we did or if we had to do whatever was written. Then I read the Neverending Story and was like whooooa. Even later I watched The Truman Show and was like WHOOOOOA.
Shohei Ohtani
Fun fact, The Truman Show ruined my life.Sinistro wrote:
Oh right, remembered another one. I thought somewhere there was a script that described everything we said or did, but I was unclear if the script recorded what we did or if we had to do whatever was written. Then I read the Neverending Story and was like whooooa. Even later I watched The Truman Show and was like WHOOOOOA.
dNextGen wrote:
Nekoroll wrote:
I used to think all people were good-hearted.
Shohei Ohtani
I used to think I would accidentally piss into the girl instead of... uhmm "normal intercourse"CDFA wrote:
Also, I used to think that cumming was like pissing, just with white stuff instead of yellow stuff.
I used to think it's impossible to spend all your days on the computer.
i used to think that all frog, lizzard, and carterpillar are poisonous
I used to think dragons existed in China.
^This... And... I initially thought Japan was actually part of China... Like... In the middle of China...Mr Color wrote:
I used to think dragons existed in China.
Oh yeah, I though Spain was part of America and Brazil was the whole South America.
Up until 3rd grade or so, I used to think my elementary school teachers were secretly witches. It didn't help that they all came in on Halloween with pointy hats.
I used to think rubbing alcohol was the type that people drink owo;
I used to think that you could actually do the wacky, crazy tricks in SSX.
For people that haven't played SSX before, SSX is a snowboarding game where you race but also do tricks to gain boost. Boost=Speed.
Basically, you could do tricks where you take your feet off the board at 25 meters in the air, flip it around, sometimes LET GO OF IT, then place it back on your feet. I thought they were so cool that you could actually do it. Thankfully I actually didn't try anything like that...
For people that haven't played SSX before, SSX is a snowboarding game where you race but also do tricks to gain boost. Boost=Speed.
Basically, you could do tricks where you take your feet off the board at 25 meters in the air, flip it around, sometimes LET GO OF IT, then place it back on your feet. I thought they were so cool that you could actually do it. Thankfully I actually didn't try anything like that...
I'm still thinking/belivieving this!!Nekoroll wrote:
I used to think all people were good-hearted.
I used to think, that Broccoli was spinach - and I love spinach, so I tried broccoli, and now I like them both
I used to think that England was part of the United States.
hmm... this is a tough one...
I used to think automatic doors were a lie, and actually, they were operated by some guy sat in a room with a button in front of him.
I used to think automatic doors were a lie, and actually, they were operated by some guy sat in a room with a button in front of him.
I used to think every nation had to have a national food to be recognised as one. And since our next door neighbor was from bolivia and always bought bugles I assumed those crisps were bolivia's snack of the land.
Also I used to believe bus stops were actually part of clothing shops and the people standing there were showing off the collection.
Also I used to believe bus stops were actually part of clothing shops and the people standing there were showing off the collection.
I used to think that only teachers got in bars because every bar had "open"-sign.
I used to think that when I closed my eyes I became invicible.
I used to think that grown up girls were turning into monsters once a month.
It's because I misheard the word "menstruée" (menstrual in french) for "monstruée" (turn into a monster...although it's not really a word... it just sounded like a monster transformation lol)
So I was REALLY afraid of women when they said they had their pre-"monstrual" syndroms!!!!
It's because I misheard the word "menstruée" (menstrual in french) for "monstruée" (turn into a monster...although it's not really a word... it just sounded like a monster transformation lol)
So I was REALLY afraid of women when they said they had their pre-"monstrual" syndroms!!!!
I bought into the moon landing conspiracy theory when I was nine. I even scribbled together a horribad picture book about it called "The Moon is a Fake".
I thought I worked out how time travel works.