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ITT: We write in haiku form

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johnmedina999
296 posts
Joined October 2016
Topic Starter
johnmedina999

levesterz wrote:


edit:


it that count as cheat
cause that meme is funny
too late I posted it
That meme is great, dude.
Thabks for posting it, my man.
You made my day good.

ColdTooth wrote:

Quick reply: Type your
Message here and hit control
Plus enter to send!
You too, my good man!
I laughed out loud at your post.
Observational.

kotnana3131 wrote:

You can't write a haiku
You fucking suck at writing haikus
but I also suck too
We all suck at this.
Everything is for fun, though
So don't worry lol

Xuequinox wrote:

so, what in the fuck
is this thread making me do?
I guess it's okay.
I was pretty bored
And my teacher assigned it.
I thought it was cool.

abraker wrote:

A thread is posted
By yet another poster
Will it go to shit?
Hopefully, it won't.
I like thinking in this form;
It's entertaining.
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Achromalia
347 posts
Joined November 2016
Achromalia
just making music
sounds like shit, might finish later
i dont know anymore
Naimae
66 posts
Joined September 2011
Naimae
There is a problem
There's no topic for haikus
Just a haiku chat
Saturnalize
1,490 posts
Joined March 2011
Saturnalize
Today is Thursday
Yesterday I didn't fuck
Now I am horny
DJ Enetro
88 posts
Joined January 2017
DJ Enetro
Wait a minute John:
This thread is just for homework?
Weird but interesting...
DJ Enetro
88 posts
Joined January 2017
DJ Enetro
Wait a minute - STOP
Just look at leve’s last post -
It’s not a haiku
abraker
Global Moderator
8,355 posts
Joined July 2014
abraker
who in the fuck cares
it is just a stupid thread
why is this haiku
levesterz
188 posts
Joined September 2010
levesterz

DJ Enetro wrote:

Wait a minute - STOP
Just look at leve’s last post -
It’s not a haiku
oh shit you are right
thanks for pointing that one out
here is your reward
Saturnalize
1,490 posts
Joined March 2011
Saturnalize
I'm writing haikus
But I have no idea
So I don't make one
abraker
Global Moderator
8,355 posts
Joined July 2014
abraker
Ashton made a thread
But not better than this one
Shit I just necro'd
Achromalia
347 posts
Joined November 2016
Achromalia
That is fine by me.
It was quite necessary,
So you shan't feel guilt.

As an addendum,
Abraker, I must request
That you fix your shit.
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johnmedina999
296 posts
Joined October 2016
Topic Starter
johnmedina999
I'd forgotten this.
Thanks, levesterz, for this bump.
I appreciate.
abraker
Global Moderator
8,355 posts
Joined July 2014
abraker
Uhhhh super thonkang . . .
what do I need to fix here?
please elaborate.
levesterz
188 posts
Joined September 2010
levesterz
Since it got bump
I gonna link another one
https://osu.ppy.sh/community/forums/topics/29447
abraker
Global Moderator
8,355 posts
Joined July 2014
abraker
That is a haiku?
What in the heck levesterz?!?
Explain yourself please
levesterz
188 posts
Joined September 2010
levesterz
I suck at haiku
Please watch haiku anime
Its not about haiku
johnmedina999
296 posts
Joined October 2016
Topic Starter
johnmedina999
https
osu.ppy.
sh/commu

nity/forums
/topics/294
47 (plus three more syllables)
Tad Fibonacci
112 posts
Joined August 2015
Tad Fibonacci
This thread is quite cool
I've always enjoyed Haiku
Shit post with Haiku
Achromalia
347 posts
Joined November 2016
Achromalia
I had a strange dream,
and heard my own song being used
in someone's intro.
levesterz
188 posts
Joined September 2010
levesterz
Help me write haiku
I dont know how to make one
Hai hai hai ku ku?
Achromalia
347 posts
Joined November 2016
Achromalia
My boredom ensues.
I wished I could make music,
but there's no laptop.
latiasred
22 posts
Joined October 2018
latiasred
peepee peepee pee

i am pro fortnite default

lol haha xd wow
Tad Fibonacci
112 posts
Joined August 2015
Tad Fibonacci

latiasred wrote:

peepee peepee pee

i am pro fortnite default

lol haha xd wow
That's not a Haiku
You have failed this Haiku thread
Heretics be purged.
johnmedina999
296 posts
Joined October 2016
Topic Starter
johnmedina999
Today's Miku Day!
3/9 is a special day.
Hatsune Miku! <3
Achromalia
347 posts
Joined November 2016
Achromalia
My boredom ensues.
I have a laptop now, yet,
I suck at music.
ColdTooth
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ColdTooth
I cannot believe
That this thread resurrected
How dare you, you egg
Achromalia
347 posts
Joined November 2016
Achromalia
Had taken a shit,
and my ass is bleeding, yikes.
That's not a good sign.
abraker
Global Moderator
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abraker
What did I just read?
The heck, Achromalia
Bleed that shit elsewhere
Achromalia
347 posts
Joined November 2016
Achromalia
But I'm serious!
It's quite a real problem.
Hoping it heals.
abraker
Global Moderator
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abraker
:\\\\
.......
I wut how even
Aiseca
451 posts
Joined February 2017
Aiseca
An art thread
Turned bout shit suddenly
I ain't surprised.
Achromalia
347 posts
Joined November 2016
Achromalia

Aiseca wrote:

An art thread
Turned bout shit suddenly
I ain't surprised.


That's not a haiku.
Syllables! Five-seven-five,
not in three-six-four.
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ColdTooth
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ColdTooth
Aiseca is bad
At making creative stuff
A death for him, yes.
levesterz
188 posts
Joined September 2010
levesterz
Looks like Aiseca
Just like me doing haiku
Haikuless haiku
abraker
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abraker
Do it right or right
not like half assd potato
that looks like bad shit
Achromalia
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Achromalia
Im dealing with school.
It's a bothersome chore now.
Hoping for the best.
keremaru
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keremaru
School is always work.
Yet we all have to endure.
For a decent job.
neopolitan-
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neopolitan-
yeah you know what mate
revision is boring and
that makes me not yay
payney
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payney
that feel when i try
to look for jobs but forget
i dropped out of school
Achromalia
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Joined November 2016
Achromalia
Thread Necromancy.
A place of plentiful points,
and many rivals.
Tad Fibonacci
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Tad Fibonacci
I'm at work right now
Tasks are boring and tiring
But I need money.
Achromalia
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Achromalia
I'm dealing with school.
More boredom, more enduring.
All in all, it sucks.
Achromalia
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Achromalia
Productivity
is difficult to maintain.
But it keeps me sane.
Taj
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Taj
Rye and wheat baskets
Wait along the farmer's barn;
Farmer's grinding them
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Kobold84
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Kobold84
Can someone tell me,
What is the point of this thread?
I would like to know.
Achromalia
347 posts
Joined November 2016
Achromalia

Kobold84 wrote:

Can someone tell me,
What is the point of this thread?
I would like to know.


I'm not really sure.
It promotes creative thought,
so I support it.
Wuxo
213 posts
Joined July 2014
Wuxo
y'all do it wrong - haiku should rhyme,
please take your time,
trying won't cost a dime.
Achromalia
347 posts
Joined November 2016
Achromalia

Wuxo wrote:

y'all do it wrong - haiku should rhyme,
please take your time,
trying won't cost a dime.


You forgot something.
Haikus have syllables thrive,
As five, seven, five.
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Kobold84
Global Moderator
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Kobold84
You don't understand
What is it that makes haiku
A thing of beauty.
Achromalia
347 posts
Joined November 2016
Achromalia
Creative writing
is beautiful by default.
No need to explain.
Tad Fibonacci
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Joined August 2015
Tad Fibonacci
It's been a long time
I kinda miss this old thread
This old Haiku thread
ColdTooth
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ColdTooth
I am so happy
That you have revived this thread
It brings us wonders
Achromalia
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Joined November 2016
Achromalia
A late night haiku,
Disguised reminders of points.
Thread Necromancy.
Carmlillball
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Carmlillball
A disappointment
Has entered this forum.
Ok then, see ya!
TeeArctic1
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TeeArctic1
I awake too late
My alarm has gone silent
I go back to sleep
Carmlillball
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Carmlillball
I think I'm funny
I am truly far from it
But I wont give up!
Achromalia
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Achromalia
After lengthy thought,
I've come to finally decide.
I will try my best.
levesterz
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levesterz
12344
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Dialect
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Dialect
Is this a haiku?
What is the meaning of this?
You've woken me up.
Achromalia
347 posts
Joined November 2016
Achromalia
Got nothing done,
or rather, nothing just yet.
Just need some more time.
Dialect
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Dialect

Achromalia wrote:

Got nothing done,
or rather, nothing just yet.
Just need some more time.


Its been sixty nine
Posts since the first post ago
Protection is key
abraker
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abraker
I tried to do o-wh
but edit was seven-one
wait until eight-one
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My cute wife Veko
My precious gutterflower,
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About why is so hot here.
GIVE ME A FAN PLEASE!
Achromalia
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Achromalia
the temperature
has risen quite a lot, so
shit's gotten toasty.
Ashton
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Ashton
Back of the bach
Hat to the
Hat and relax, Back
captainmilk
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captainmilk
Interesting thread
I have to think a lot though
I can't think that fast
Ashton
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Ashton
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Conned
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On I mean I
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Achromalia
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I can't see anything there.
Optimism failed.
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Nuuskamuikkunen
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I drank a cup of water.
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Ashton
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Kick some ass in court.
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Penguin
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Penguin
I love jazz so much
What genre can be greater?
The answer is none
Westonini
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Westonini
Barry Benson leaned,
seductively staring.
Then asked, "Ya like jazz?"
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Achromalia
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Joined November 2016
Achromalia

Penguin wrote:

I love jazz so much
What genre can be greater?
The answer is none
Well, there's Ambient,
from IDM, to Breakcore,
there's some good options.

Personally, these
are some really great genres,
but Jazz is good too.

Though, Artcore has more,
and can build upon Jazz in
quite a nice fashion.

Drone is relaxing,
and so is Minimal, but
Splittercore's crazy.

Speed-based genres give
some pretty damn insane thrills
and thus, are quite fun.

I could go on, really.
But considering the time,
I should really go.
Nuuskamuikkunen
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Joined March 2013
Nuuskamuikkunen

Achromalia wrote:

Penguin wrote:

I love jazz so much
What genre can be greater?
The answer is none


Well, there's Ambient,
from IDM, to Breakcore,
there's some good options.

Personally, these
are some really great genres,
but Jazz is good too.

Though, Artcore has more,
and can build upon Jazz in
quite a nice fashion.

Drone is relaxing,
and so is Minimal, but
Splittercore's crazy.

Speed-based genres give
some pretty damn insane thrills
and thus, are quite fun.

I could go on, really.
But considering the time,
I should really go.


Electronic's okay
But what about classical?
Rock's very nice too.

Although pop is good,
It's pretty overrated
Jazz is better, yep.

But in my tastes,
I listen most kinds of them,
With some exceptions.
Totoryu
23 posts
Joined December 2017
Totoryu
I like these haikus
But why in an osu post?!
We won't ever know.
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abraker
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abraker
owh owh owh owh owh
owh owh owh owh owh owh owh

edit: 86
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Tad Fibonacci
I think I am sick
But am I actually sick?
I am really sick
payney
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payney
its been quite some time
hope u feel better soon tad
lets chop wood sometime
Tad Fibonacci
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Tad Fibonacci
Sickness is bad but
Chopping wood sounds pretty fun
I like chopping woods
Achromalia
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Achromalia
...you'd fall out of reach.

you're still here, and it still hurts.

you'll just have to try.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Trying is futile
Me: Embodiment of sloth
Can’t get out of bed
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Carmlillball
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Achromalia
A large multitide
of possible misfortunes
still slowly take place.
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captainmilk
I feel really bored
is there anything to do?
I might just sleep, then
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Tad Fibonacci
Browsing the forums
Has it always looked like this?
Or was it better?
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keremaru
It was better, yes.
But peppy changed the forums.
Now it looks ugly.
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Nate Bait
But is there someone
Working on a new format?
Maybe there is hope
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Tad Fibonacci
End of a decade
There is much to look back on
Though is there any?
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Nuuskamuikkunen
Maybe there is one.
World surely changes a lot.
In just a decade.
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