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Penguin
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Penguin

I am a hand connoisseur. Post your hands and I will rate them.
This is not in any way, shape, or form sexual.

My Hand





Rankings


1. charamaru - 9.5/10
2. henry11hei - 9/10
2. johnmedina999 - 9/10
4. Ashton - 8.75/10
5. [Ska] - 8.5/10
6. Tad Fibonacci - 8.25/10
7. subbie6 - 8.125/10
8. bakachungus - 8/10
8. Icicle Fall - 8/10
10. q9za - 7.75/10
11. Nate Bait - 7.25/10
12. samX500 - 7/10
13. levesterz - 6.75/10
13. Captain Picard - 6.75/10
13. Foxi - 6.75/10
16. Momi - 6.5/10
16. Cerno - 6.5/10
18. Duck o-o - 6.25/10
18. vyriss_ - 6.25/10
20. _ralsei - 6/10
20. eblf2013 - 6/10
22. Achromalia - 5.5/10
22. - Marco - - 5.5/10
24. Plini - 5/10
24. Stomiks - 5/10
24. [ - Zekks - ] - 5/10
24. click squares - 5/10
24. glytch - 5/10
29. Bambinex - 4.5/10
30. Rizevim - 4/10
31. Karhu - 3.5/10
31. nedd83 - 3.5/10
33. marijuana - 3/10
33. Polyspora - 3/10
33. axl2468 - 3/10
33. Winnyace - 3/10
37. pentaqola - 2.5/10
37. KatouMegumi - 2.5/10
39. keremal - 2/10
40. Akumace - 1/10

Honorable Mentions - ColdTooth, Westonini, Jonarwhal
last update: 6/26/25
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ColdTooth
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ColdTooth
They're a bit small, but I hope you like them!
Penguin
324 posts
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Topic Starter
Penguin

ColdTooth wrote:

They're a bit small, but I hope you like them!
technically they are paws, not hands, but I'd still rate them as 8.5/10. Very small and adorable.
Sosteneshion
551 posts
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Sosteneshion
got em
Penguin
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Topic Starter
Penguin

Karhu wrote:

got em
Can't really get a good view due to the angle, but it seems as if you have okay-to-decent vascularity and your wrist bone makes me feel like you have some nice "boniness" to your hands. Your fingers seem slightly chubby which is a negative, but again, that might just be because of the angle.
Sosteneshion
551 posts
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Sosteneshion
how bout this one
levesterz
188 posts
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levesterz
meep
Penguin
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Topic Starter
Penguin

Karhu wrote:

how bout this one
My specialty is the back of the hand, but I do love the "knife hand" pose. You have some alright wrinkles too. Still not enough for me to form a full rating.

levesterz wrote:

meep
Nice finger length. I don't see much vascularity, but I'm sure that if you got your blood pumping that some veins would start to pop. Nice visible tendons as well. One thing that is a negative for me is how your hands are not really that wide. It looks like your wrist goes into a straight angle into your hand. Could just be the angle possibly? I personally like a nice "boxy" hand.

7/10

bonus hand
This one is from November 18th, 2016
Sosteneshion
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Sosteneshion

Penguin wrote:

I do love the " ̶k̶n̶i̶f̶e̶ boi hand" pose.

diagnoses please
Penguin
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Topic Starter
Penguin

Karhu wrote:

diagnoses please
Eh, you don't have any vascularity and tendons are barely visible. Your hands seem a little chubby too which I personally don't like. Again, this could all just be the angle and the lighting. None of you are, afaik, hand models, so I don't expect perfectly photographed hands.

3.5/10
Sosteneshion
551 posts
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Sosteneshion

Penguin wrote:

3.5/10
keremaru
227 posts
Joined November 2017
keremaru
the only picture i've taken of my hands


I know I've taken a picture of my trackpad playstyle, but I don't remember which thread it was in.
Tad Fibonacci
112 posts
Joined August 2015
Tad Fibonacci
Here's my hand reveal:

SPOILER
Achromalia
364 posts
Joined November 2016
Achromalia
Might be awkward as hell, but I'm willing to contribute.

Judge 'em as you like.

In the meantime, I'm gonna fight off this morning headache and fever with some Advil.

Right-Hand Reveal.



keremaru
227 posts
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keremaru
jesus christ achro your fingernails bro
Achromalia
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Achromalia

keremal wrote:

jesus christ achro your fingernails bro
?

what's wrong with 'em?
Penguin
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Topic Starter
Penguin

keremal wrote:

the only picture i've taken of my hands

I know I've taken a picture of my trackpad playstyle, but I don't remember which thread it was in.
Low-quality image, no tendon visibility nor vascularity.

2/10

Tad Fibonacci wrote:

Here's my hand reveal:

SPOILER
I wish I had more angles of your hands, they look very promising. As of now I cannot rate them though.

Achromalia wrote:

Might be awkward as hell, but I'm willing to contribute.

Judge 'em as you like.

In the meantime, I'm gonna fight off this morning headache and fever with some Advil.

Right-Hand Reveal.



Nice tendons, they remind me of my own. In the second photo it looks as if your fingers are a little too skinny and short for my liking. Also, TRIM YOUR NAILS YOU MADLAD.

5.5/10
Achromalia
364 posts
Joined November 2016
Achromalia

Penguin wrote:

Achromalia wrote:

Might be awkward as hell, but I'm willing to contribute.

Judge 'em as you like.

In the meantime, I'm gonna fight off this morning headache and fever with some Advil.

Right-Hand Reveal.



Nice tendons, they remind me of my own. In the second photo it looks as if your fingers are a little too skinny and short for my liking. Also, TRIM YOUR NAILS YOU MADLAD.

5.5/10
hghdjhjksk

i guess i should've expected long nails to be a moderate yikes. as of now i have no issue with 'em, though. they don't physically impede my ability to do things. they're fairly strong nails as well, and i've noticed that as long as i keep them just a bit longer past the nailbed, hangnails will cease to occur, as opposed to my shitty childhood experiences with hangnails and stripped skin whenever i've been forced to cut them short. frankly, i'm really comfortable with longer nails whereas short nails will be really bothersome and uncomfortable.

initially, i grew them out of laziness. my parents would take issue with my longer nails, citing the argument that it's not normal for guys to have nails that would usurp the length of even the nails of girls. i found long nails to be super useful too and have had much more ease opening certain things and picking at things, like tape.

however, i'll very gladly trim them once they become too long, signs of this will be things like my nails catching on something, or long enough to get bent. it's not practical to keep 'em that long.

that's my reasoning, at least!
Penguin
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Topic Starter
Penguin

Achromalia wrote:

hghdjhjksk

i guess i should've expected long nails to be a moderate yikes. as of now i have no issue with 'em, though. they don't physically impede my ability to do things. they're fairly strong nails as well, and i've noticed that as long as i keep them just a bit longer past the nailbed, hangnails will cease to occur, as opposed to my shitty childhood experiences with hangnails and stripped skin whenever i've been forced to cut them short. frankly, i'm really comfortable with longer nails whereas short nails will be really bothersome and uncomfortable.

initially, i grew them out of laziness. my parents would take issue with my longer nails, citing the argument that it's not normal for guys to have nails that would usurp the length of even the nails of girls. i found long nails to be super useful too and have had much more ease opening certain things and picking at things, like tape.

however, i'll very gladly trim them once they become too long, signs of this will be things like my nails catching on something, or long enough to get bent. it's not practical to keep 'em that long.

that's my reasoning, at least!
I completely understand your reasoning and fully agree with it, but the longest I'll go is probably half the length of yours currently.
Tad Fibonacci
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Tad Fibonacci
Oh shit, Achro. I hate to say it but trim those nails man!

Penguin wrote:

Tad Fibonacci wrote:

Here's my hand reveal:

SPOILER
I wish I had more angles of your hands, they look very promising. As of now I cannot rate them though.
Okay, will this be enough then?
(Note: I had that bandage on since I cut myself while I was disassembling a gun at class)
SPOILER

Penguin
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Topic Starter
Penguin

Tad Fibonacci wrote:

Oh shit, Achro. I hate to say it but trim those nails man!

Penguin wrote:

Tad Fibonacci wrote:

Here's my hand reveal:

SPOILER
I wish I had more angles of your hands, they look very promising. As of now I cannot rate them though.
Okay, will this be enough then?
(Note: I had that bandage on since I cut myself while I was disassembling a gun at class)
SPOILER

Nice tendons! Great length of fingers + fingernails. Very nice amount of boniness overall. Again, I'm sure that if your blood was pumping, there'd be a lot more vascularity. The indent between your Extensor pollicis longus and Extensor pollicis brevis is very very nice as well!

I really like your hands, definitely the best of the bunch so far.

8.75/10
Tad Fibonacci
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Tad Fibonacci

Penguin wrote:

Nice tendons! Great length of fingers + fingernails. Very nice amount of boniness overall. Again, I'm sure that if your blood was pumping, there'd be a lot more vascularity. The indent between your Extensor pollicis longus and Extensor pollicis brevis is very very nice as well!

I really like your hands, definitely the best of the bunch so far.

8.75/10
Oh shit, I never thought my hand would be so high rated.

P/S: I had to google most of your phrases. Still don't quite understand though, but I got an 8.75/10. woooooo
Penguin
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Penguin
Here's a non-vascular shot of my right hand from late last night. It was too cold for any veins to pop.

bonus
abraker
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abraker

.
sigh

Additional fingers will cost extra
Penguin
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Penguin

abraker wrote:


.
sigh

Additional fingers will cost extra
I am so dissapointed in you abraker..
Tad Fibonacci
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Tad Fibonacci

Penguin wrote:

abraker wrote:


.
sigh

Additional fingers will cost extra
I am so dissapointed in you abraker..
Me too.
You've failed me abraker.
Achromalia
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Achromalia

Tad Fibonacci wrote:

Penguin wrote:

abraker wrote:


.
sigh

Additional fingers will cost extra
I am so dissapointed in you abraker..
Me too.
You've failed me abraker.
goddamnit, abraker.
abraker
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abraker
I image processed it through an AI to make it more photorealistic
Penguin
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Penguin

abraker wrote:

I image processed it through an AI to make it more photorealistic
i am extremely confused right now..
Tad Fibonacci
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Tad Fibonacci

Penguin wrote:

abraker wrote:

I image processed it through an AI to make it more photorealistic
i am extremely confused right now..
He used this I think.

payney
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payney
whadda ya think?

Penguin
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charamaru wrote:

whadda ya think?

Very nice! Great tendons! Your nails are trimmed perfectly too! I see a little bit of vascularity as well, which means that you probably have a lot more vein visibility if you were to get a nice blood pump on. Your fingers aren't too skinny, nor too thick. I'd say they are nearly the perfect slimness and length for your size of hand. Your Extensor Pollicis Longus creates a very nice boxiness to your hand as well! It appears as if your knuckles would be very visually pleasing if you were to make a fist.

9/10
levesterz
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levesterz
Abraker's hand is hot
Aiseca
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Aiseca
This thread is getting weird by the minute.....
Owh~
Tad Fibonacci
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Tad Fibonacci
Show us your hand, Aiseca.
Penguin
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Penguin

Tad Fibonacci wrote:

Show us your hand, Aiseca.
abraker
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abraker
Alternatively you can draw your hand and I can use the AI to make it photorealistic
Achromalia
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Achromalia

abraker wrote:

Alternatively you can draw your hand and I can use the AI to make it photorealistic
that would be pretty cool.
Penguin
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Penguin

Achromalia wrote:

abraker wrote:

Alternatively you can draw your hand and I can use the AI to make it photorealistic
that would be pretty cool.
abraker already did that earlier in the thread.
Achromalia
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Achromalia
i know that, i just think it'd be interesting to see others do that >:o
abraker
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abraker
you guys can rate my hand now
Plini
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Plini
i think i've never been so selfconscious about my hand until now
levesterz
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levesterz
shaind
Penguin
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Penguin

Plini wrote:

i think i've never been so selfconscious about my hand until now
Nice proportionate hand. The size of your fingernails are very nice! The image quality isn't the greatest and the pose of your hand isn't too flattering, but your hands definitely show some promise. Nothing too special, but not bad.

5/10

levesterz wrote:

shaind
There's not enough here for me to rate your hands accurately. Your nails have a nice shape, a little long for my liking though.

Edit: I'm gonna adjust Tad's score and bump it down half a point.
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Achromalia
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Achromalia
WESTONINI POST YOUR HANDS ;w;
Penguin
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Penguin

Penguin wrote:

levesterz wrote:

shaind
There's not enough here for me to rate your hands accurately. Your nails have a nice shape, a little long for my liking though.
oh wait, I already rated your hands, my bad.
Tad Fibonacci
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Tad Fibonacci

Penguin wrote:

Edit: I'm gonna adjust Tad's score and bump it down half a point.
NO PENGUIN, WHY?

I thought you liked my hand ;_;
Penguin
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Penguin

Tad Fibonacci wrote:

Penguin wrote:

Edit: I'm gonna adjust Tad's score and bump it down half a point.
NO PENGUIN, WHY?

I thought you liked my hand ;_;
I do! I just need to keep my scoring as fluid as possible since I don't even know what a 10/10 for me is. There's a lot of room between your hands and Charamaru's hands, so I couldn't keep you guys at a 1/4 point difference.
Westonini
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Westonini


I got some big ol' hands.
Achromalia
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Achromalia

Westonini wrote:



I got some big ol' hands.
YES, HE POSTED HIS (albeit not real) HANDS!
Westonini
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Westonini
looks real to me
Tad Fibonacci
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Tad Fibonacci

Achromalia wrote:

Westonini wrote:



I got some big ol' hands.
YES, HE POSTED HIS (albeit not real) HANDS!
Wouldn't such huge hands hinder his ability to draw and shoot quickly?
Westonini
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Westonini
It's ok, I have a big revolver w/ big bullets to compensate.
levesterz
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levesterz

Penguin wrote:

Penguin wrote:

levesterz wrote:

shaind
There's not enough here for me to rate your hands accurately. Your nails have a nice shape, a little long for my liking though.
oh wait, I already rated your hands, my bad.
Its kay I am trying to made a terrible pun . ( snail +hand = shaind) so trying to make the look like hiding in a shell.
Achromalia
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Achromalia

levesterz wrote:

Penguin wrote:

Penguin wrote:

levesterz wrote:

shaind
There's not enough here for me to rate your hands accurately. Your nails have a nice shape, a little long for my liking though.
oh wait, I already rated your hands, my bad.
Its kay I am trying to made a terrible pun . ( snail +hand = shaind) so trying to make the look like hiding in a shell.
Shail?
levesterz
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levesterz
yes.
Achromalia
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Achromalia
How about this?

Westonini
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Westonini
looks kinda boney

are you like a skeleton or something
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Achromalia
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Achromalia

Westonini wrote:

looks kinda boney

are you like a skeleton or something
indeed, i am.
Westonini
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Westonini
o dam
Penguin
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Penguin
vascularity
Tad Fibonacci
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Tad Fibonacci

abraker wrote:

you guys can rate my hand now
Still waiting for abraker's rating btw.
Penguin
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Penguin

Tad Fibonacci wrote:

abraker wrote:

you guys can rate my hand now
Still waiting for abraker's rating btw.
I don't rate fake pictures. This is a serious thread and I will note tolerate jokes like that!

just kidding, lmao

abraker, you drew the fingers waaaaaay too small compared to the rest of the hand.

0/10
abraker
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TheLegendaryHD
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TheLegendaryHD
this thread is gay
Achromalia
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Achromalia
This thread is quite nice.
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