OH SHIT, WHAT DID I MISS?pentaqola wrote:
I NEVER REALLY FELT SYMPATHY, NOR FELT SADNESS FOR ANOTHER PERSON UNTIL NOW. I ALWAYS MUST KEEP UP MY POSITIVE VIEW IN LIFE, INCLUDING A POSITIVE IMAGE. I COULDN'T JUST EXPRESS SADNESS, OTHERWISE I AM GOING TO BE FORCED TO LOOK AT OTHER PEOPLE'S LIVES AND SEE HOW POOR THEY ARE. I DON'T THINK IT'S A GREAT COPING MECHANISM.
LETS END THIS HERE...
THANKS FOR FORGIVING ME ACHRO...
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ACHRO GOT NINJA'D CONSTANTLY IN THREAD NECROMANCY.
REST IN PEACE
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I'M DYING.
SCHOOL'S GONNA FUCK ME OVER THIS WEEK.
TIME TO GET SHIT DONE.
SCHOOL'S GONNA FUCK ME OVER THIS WEEK.
TIME TO GET SHIT DONE.
IM GETTING NINJA'D CONSTANTLY.
NOW I CAN FEEL THE PAIN THAT ACHRO HAVE FELT.
NOW I CAN FEEL THE PAIN THAT ACHRO HAVE FELT.
I APOLOGIZE, BUT YEAH.
IT'S A LITTLE BOTHERSOME.
IT'S A LITTLE BOTHERSOME.
I COMPLETELY GAVE UP WITH TN THIS MONTH. IM JUST USING IT TO CONVERSATE WITH YOU FINE PEOPLE SINCE IT SEEMS TO HAVE MORE DISCUSSION THAN ANY OTHER THREAD.
IT'S A TAD DIFFICULT TO BELIEVE, BUT THINGS ARE GOING PRETTY WELL SO FAR
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TAD IS LIKE
WHY DID YOU TACKLED ME ABRAKER?
I WANTED TO JUMP.
I WANTED TO JUMP.
YOU HAVE ONE MORE THING TO DO BEFORE YOU GO
FACEBOOK'S COMMUNITY IS FUCKED UP.
YESTERDAY I FOUND THIS CHALLENGE WHERE YOU REACH AN AMOUNT OF LIKES, AND THEN POST A PICTURE OF YOURSELF NAKED!
NO! I DON'T WANT TO SEE UNDERAGED BOYS AND GIRLS IN MY TIMELINE NAKED. IT FEELS LIKE A PEDOPHILE'S TRAP.
WORST PART IS, ONE STUDENT IN MY CLASS ACCEPTS THE CHALLENGE. HOLY FUCK, WHY IS THIS PEDO'S TRAP WORKING?!
YESTERDAY I FOUND THIS CHALLENGE WHERE YOU REACH AN AMOUNT OF LIKES, AND THEN POST A PICTURE OF YOURSELF NAKED!
NO! I DON'T WANT TO SEE UNDERAGED BOYS AND GIRLS IN MY TIMELINE NAKED. IT FEELS LIKE A PEDOPHILE'S TRAP.
WORST PART IS, ONE STUDENT IN MY CLASS ACCEPTS THE CHALLENGE. HOLY FUCK, WHY IS THIS PEDO'S TRAP WORKING?!
THAT DEFINITELY IS PRETTY FUCKED UP.pentaqola wrote:
FACEBOOK'S COMMUNITY IS FUCKED UP.
YESTERDAY I FOUND THIS CHALLENGE WHERE YOU REACH AN AMOUNT OF LIKES, AND THEN POST A PICTURE OF YOURSELF NAKED!
NO! I DON'T WANT TO SEE UNDERAGED BOYS AND GIRLS IN MY TIMELINE NAKED. IT FEELS LIKE A PEDOPHILE'S TRAP.
WORST PART IS, ONE STUDENT IN MY CLASS ACCEPTS THE CHALLENGE. HOLY FUCK, WHY IS THIS PEDO'S TRAP WORKING?!
LARGE YIKES.
AND THIS IS PARTLY WHY I DON'T WANT TO HAVE AN ACCOUNT ON SOCIAL MEDIA. STUPID, FUCKED UP SHIT LIKE THIS.
FACEBOOK? WHO THE FUCK USES THAT NORMIE SHIT ANYMORE?
WHERE DID YOU GO CHARAMARU? I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU IN A WHILE.
HOLY FUCK, CHARAMARU I WAS WORRIED ABOUT YOU! I THOUGHT YOU WERE KIDNAPPED.
I WENT AWAY FOR A BIT. HAD A PROBLEM. STILL NOT FIXED NECESSARILY BUT I'M WORKING ON IT.
IS THAT PROBLEM RELATED TO YOUR AVATAR AND SIG?
WELL, I'M GLAD YOU MADE IT BACK ANYWAYS. BUT I WANT THAT YELLOW LOOKING CREATURE BACK.
CAPITALIZE ON CAPITALIZATION.
I JUST TRIED OUT COCA COLA COFFEE.
IT WASN'T AS GOOD AS REGULAR COCA COLA BUT IT WAS OK.
IT WASN'T AS GOOD AS REGULAR COCA COLA BUT IT WAS OK.
SCHOOL IS A PAIN IN THE ASS WHEN YOU'RE AN OT PRESIDENT CANDIDATE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
OH SHIT, FOR SOME REASON ASHTON IS DOMINATING THE VOTES AND ABRAKER HAVEN'T EVEN GOTTEN A VOTE YET.
THIS IS A VERY UNEXPECTED TURN OF EVENTS.
NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT, REALLY. KIND OF EXPECTED IT ON MY END.
I GUESS IVE GOT SOME CAMPAIGNING TO DO.
(EVEN THOUGH I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL I'M DOING)
I GUESS IVE GOT SOME CAMPAIGNING TO DO.
(EVEN THOUGH I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL I'M DOING)
WHY AM I AWAKE
AND WHY IS IT SO DAMN DIFFICULT TO AIM FOR A DECENT AMOUNT OF POINTS NOW
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IT WAS BETTER WHEN YOU LINKED IT
I FEEL LIKE ABSOLUTE SHIT. MY BODY JUST HAD A VIOLENT REVOLT AGAINST ME.
I HATE THIS.
I HATE THIS.
I KEEP VOMITING IN MY MOUTH WHAT THE FUCK
MY BODY IS STRANGELY SORE.
MY BODY IS STRANGELY SORE.
PLEASE GO TO A HOSPITAL AND CHECK ON YOUR HEALTH.Achromalia wrote:
I KEEP VOMITING IN MY MOUTH WHAT THE FUCK
MY BODY IS STRANGELY SORE.
STOMACH PAIN FOLLOWED BY VOMITING IS NOT GOOD NEWS.
I'LL ASK MY DAD IF WE CAN GET A CHECK UP IF ANYTHING PERSISTS, BUT OTHERWISE I INSIST THAT I'M FINE.tad01123 wrote:
PLEASE GO TO A HOSPITAL AND CHECK ON YOUR HEALTH.Achromalia wrote:
I KEEP VOMITING IN MY MOUTH WHAT THE FUCK
MY BODY IS STRANGELY SORE.
STOMACH PAIN FOLLOWED BY VOMITING IS NOT GOOD NEWS.
BUT THANKS FOR THE CONCERN, I APPRECIATE IT.
FROM WHAT I CAN GATHER, THE VOMITING IS LIKELY BECAUSE OF INTESTINAL BLOCKAGE, AND CONSIDERING I DIDN'T SHIT FOR A WHILE UNTIL NOW, IT'S POSSIBLE THAT'S PART OF IT. THAT, AND I MADE A STUPID FUCKING DECISION TO EAT BURRITOS, WHICH I NEVER DO IN THE MORNING.
I'M REGRETTING A LOT OF THINGS RIGHT NOW BUT I'M LEARNING SOMETHING ABOUT THE SHIT I SHOULDN'T BE DOING TO MYSELF.
OK, GOOD TO HEAR THAT YOU'RE FINE NOW.
GOD THIS CAPS LOCK RULE IS SO STUPID.
YOU TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF NOW.
GOD THIS CAPS LOCK RULE IS SO STUPID.
YOU TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF NOW.
I'M FEELING SLEEPY AS HELL. JUST WOKE UP AGAIN THIS EVENING.
FALLING ASLEEP FOREVER WOULD NOT BE VERY PRACTICAL, REALLY.
AT LEAST, I DON'T THINK I'D CARE TO.
LIFE SUCKS BUT SLEEP DOESN'T SOLVE MY PROBLEMS.
I JUST WANT TO BE AWAKE AND BE ABLE TO DO SOMETHING PRODUCTIVE WHILE I CAN.
AT LEAST, I DON'T THINK I'D CARE TO.
LIFE SUCKS BUT SLEEP DOESN'T SOLVE MY PROBLEMS.
I JUST WANT TO BE AWAKE AND BE ABLE TO DO SOMETHING PRODUCTIVE WHILE I CAN.
I WISH I CAN FIND A HITMAN BUTTON THAT ONCE I PRESS THEY WILL COME KILL ME
SOMETIMES LIFE CAN BE PAINFUl.
PEOPLE GO THROUGH PAIN, SOME EVEN HAVE MORE PAIN THAN YOURS.
THAT IS HOW LIFE GOES. WE LIVE, WE SUFFER, THEN DIE.
PEOPLE MUGHT SAY ITS POINTLESS SINCE WE JUST DIE ANYWAYS, BUT I WOULD SAY THAT ITS BETTER TO LIVE YOUR LIFE FOR THE BETTER. ENJOY THE POSITIVE THINGS IN LIFE, IF THERE IS A PROBLEM, DON'T LET IT TAKE OVER YOU.
PEOPLE GO THROUGH PAIN, SOME EVEN HAVE MORE PAIN THAN YOURS.
THAT IS HOW LIFE GOES. WE LIVE, WE SUFFER, THEN DIE.
PEOPLE MUGHT SAY ITS POINTLESS SINCE WE JUST DIE ANYWAYS, BUT I WOULD SAY THAT ITS BETTER TO LIVE YOUR LIFE FOR THE BETTER. ENJOY THE POSITIVE THINGS IN LIFE, IF THERE IS A PROBLEM, DON'T LET IT TAKE OVER YOU.
IT'S TIME TO YELL
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IS THIS THREAD FOR ANGRY PEOPLE?
I SURE COULD USE A VACATION FROM THIS BULLSHIT THREE-RING CIRCUS SIDESHOW OF FREAKS.
I SURE COULD USE A VACATION FROM THIS BULLSHIT THREE-RING CIRCUS SIDESHOW OF FREAKS.
YOU KNOW IT, RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT??!!johnmedina999 wrote:
I ABSOLUTELY LOVE THESE VIDEOS. THEY'RE GREAT MUSIC PIECES AND THE VIDEOS ARE SUPER CUTE!45Traeath wrote:
YOU KNOW IT, RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT??!!
IT'S SO HOT HERE AND I HATE THAT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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TODAY IS AN AWKWARD DAY.
HAD A QUICK ARGUMENT WITH DAD AS HE STERNLY STATES HOW SHITTY I'VE BEEN, WITH A SIDE OF SOME EXTRA TASTY FAMILY TENSION, AND SOME MUSIC WAS MADE. NOW I'M SHITTING AND BLEEDING INTO A TOILET. WHAT A DAY THIS HAS BEEN.
HAD A QUICK ARGUMENT WITH DAD AS HE STERNLY STATES HOW SHITTY I'VE BEEN, WITH A SIDE OF SOME EXTRA TASTY FAMILY TENSION, AND SOME MUSIC WAS MADE. NOW I'M SHITTING AND BLEEDING INTO A TOILET. WHAT A DAY THIS HAS BEEN.
I HATE THAT I CAN'T BEAT A FOOL MOON NIGHT EVEN THOUGH I AM A NEWBIE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
PENGUINS ARE OBVIOUSLY THE SUPERIOR BIRDS
DUCKS ARE OBVIOUSLY THE SUPERIOR BIRDS
TeeArctic1 wrote:
PENGUINS ARE OBVIOUSLY THE SUPERIOR BIRDS
THIS IS FACTUAL.
IT'S OKAY, I KNOW YOU'LL MAKE THE RIGHT CHOICE IN THE END
I JUST WANT TO LOVE AND SUPPORT YOU
I WANT TO SCREAM HIME HIME HIME SUKI DAISUKI HIME AT MY NEIGHBORS PP CAT FOR BREAKING MY PIPPI ANIME FIGURE LAST NIGHT AND EATING SUKI NATHAN'S SPOILED PINEAPPLE PIZZA STORED IN MY FRIDGE.
THREAD NECROMANCY.
HELP.
IT'S AT THREE WHOLE HOURS NOW.
THE PAIN.
OH GOD, OH FUCJKE.
HELP.
IT'S AT THREE WHOLE HOURS NOW.
THE PAIN.
OH GOD, OH FUCJKE.
SOMETHING ABOUT THREAD NECROMANCY.
THREAD NECROMANCY
AND I DON'T KNOW WEHRE I'VE BEEN
AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M INTO
AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'VE DONE TO ME
AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M INTO
AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'VE DONE TO ME
hi
[TN ALERT. TN ALERT. 30 MINUTES HAVE PASSED, YOUR POINTS ARE READY.]
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TN ALERT. TN ALERT. 30 MINUTES HAVE PASSED, YOUR POINTS ARE READY.
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SO ON A MORE COMPREHENSIVE NOTE, HOW'S EVERYONE DOING???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
I THINK THIS IS MY FAVORITE THREAD ACTUALLY.
SO ON A MORE COMPREHENSIVE NOTE, HOW'S EVERYONE DOING???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
I THINK THIS IS MY FAVORITE THREAD ACTUALLY.
I'M FEELING LIKE IAHRNEFKMAENEVNEVAKNSKENFIUERUBGAWKJELFNASFJKAWAGRAGRJTERMJIGNEMWHEFJKMLSVFAHERIMKARJSKSFDKLSK
DPEFMSDEMFAFSLEDEAIJEMFERWOFAKWAGNFSKDNAIEIJMETOEALFAESNGSDLENALSPAMEWEGSKASRNAKEOAERJAERE, THANKS FOR ASKING.
DPEFMSDEMFAFSLEDEAIJEMFERWOFAKWAGNFSKDNAIEIJMETOEALFAESNGSDLENALSPAMEWEGSKASRNAKEOAERJAERE, THANKS FOR ASKING.
AGFDDKHGFFJBAKBGJERGLRJHG;JRH WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME????????? YOU SHIT AOWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWWKWKWKWKWKWK SA'LGIJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJRGRGGGRGRG
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I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY BUT I NEED TO SAY SOMETHING ANYWAY
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TheLegendaryHD wrote:
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REFER TO RULE NUMBER ONE.Ephemeral wrote:
THREAD RULES
1. CAPSLOCK ONLY (SERIOUSLY DON'T BE A FUCKSHIT AND LOWERCASE IN HERE YOU'RE NOT FUNNY YOU'RE JUST DUMB AND NOT DUMB AS IN DUMB BUT UNIRONICALLY DUMB
ASIDE FROM THAT, WELCOME TO THE FORUMS. CRINGE IS TO BE EXPECTED BY DEFAULT.
YOUR POINTS, YOUR POINTS, AND YOUR POINTS-- IN THREAD NECROMANCY.
NOW LISTEN HERE TWINKLE BONES, I THOUGHT YOU QUIT THE NECRO DRUGS
I THOUGHT THERE A POI ANNOUCEMENT THREAD SOMEWHERE
Achromalia wrote:
TheLegendaryHD wrote:
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Ephemeral wrote:
THREAD RULES
1. CAPSLOCK ONLY (SERIOUSLY DON'T BE A FUCKSHIT AND LOWERCASE IN HERE YOU'RE NOT FUNNY YOU'RE JUST DUMB AND NOT DUMB AS IN DUMB BUT UNIRONICALLY DUMB
REFER TO RULE NUMBER ONE.
ASIDE FROM THAT, WELCOME TO THE FORUMS. CRINGE IS TO BE EXPECTED BY DEFAULT.
CRINGE FORUM TBH
hakashii wrote:
NOW LISSEN!!! WHY TF I GET NO AATTTENNNTIONN?!?!!
BECAUSE I SAID SO
ARE YOU READY KIDS?
AYE AYE CAPTAIN!
I CAN'T HEAR YOU
AYE AYE CAPTAIN!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
AYE AYE CAPTAIN!
I CAN'T HEAR YOU
AYE AYE CAPTAIN!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I SEXUALLY IDENTIFY AS GOD. EVER SINCE I WAS A BOY I DREAMED OF EXPRESSING SUPREME AUTHORITY OVER THE UNIVERSE AND ITS DOMAIN OF ALL LIFE. PEOPLE SAY THAT I AM NOT A CARING PERSON, BUT I DON'T CARE, I'M BEAUTIFUL. I'M HAVING A PLASTIC SURGEON INSTALL OMNIPOTENCE, THE SOUL OF THE DAMNED AND THE HOLY INTO MY VERY BEING AND BECOME THE JUDGE OVER HEAVEN, HELL, AND PURGATORY. FROM NOW ON I WANT YOU TO CALL ME "FATHER" AND I HAVE TO HAVE COMPLETE AUTHORITY OVER EVERY ATOM OF YOUR BODY. IF YOU CAN'T ACCEPT ME, YOU'RE AN ATHEIST AND NEED TO CHECK YOUR RELIGIOUS PRIVILEGE. THANK YOU FOR BEING SO UNDERSTANDING.