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Achromalia
Shitposter, everyone, listen up. The operation was a success. Erushitan defense forces have been neutralized and all Arshital Birds are down.

However, those two new drones buzzing around have royally screwed up our plans. The Oshitan and Erushitan coalition's shit forces are in a sorry state thanks to them. We might not even have any viable shitcraft left.

According to the Shitpost Queen, the drones are trying to use the Shit Elevator's transmission capabilities...

...to send their data to drone manufacturing plants across the continent. They're trying to strengthen their numbers.

What's worse, their data contains a depth of shitting experience. Newer shitcraft will be more tactically advanced.

If that's the case, this war will never end. We need to take both drones down no matter what it takes. We'll do it so we have homes to go back to.

Well, the Shitpost Queen's on our side. She says she can make any shitcraft fly.

This is our final mission. Shitposter, let's go! We've got a goddamn war to end!
levesterz


The candle is hot
Plini
shrimp091620
Tad Fibonacci
Found a meme that is kinda related to abraker.

johnmedina999
Oh God lol

Actually laughed to that one lmao
Westonini


abraker
lol nice one
TheLegendaryHD
Serraionga

Plini wrote:

S to the P to the aghetti SPAGHETTI!
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Aiseca
I wanna cringe....
Owh, the cringe is real...
pentaqola

Serraionga wrote:

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So this is what happens if I inhale argon.
abraker
I had to double take your post

on the puny mobile screen I read "So this is what happens if I inhale an organ"
to which I have to say that would be a very strange and gruesome way to go
TeeArctic1
I had to double take your post

On the puny mobile screen, I read: "So this is what happens when I inhale Oregon"
To which I have to say that would be a very strange and gruesome way to go
abraker
that would put you in a weird state

hahahaha

Achromalia

abraker wrote:

that would put you in a weird state

hahahaha

OH MY GOD ABRAKER

YOU DID NOT JUST

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
shrimp091620
abraker thats illegal
Aiseca
Too bad, boi...
pentaqola
I'm calling the police
Westonini
Hello, yes I'm here. I got a call that someone here was doing the illegals? You know how I feel about the illegals...
pentaqola
Wait, that wasn't part of my plan!
Westonini
Tell it to tha judge.
abraker
you mean that moron that wears a wig and slams the hammer?
Westonini
No, as in the Taurus Judge revolver. Justice has been served.
abraker
The only Judge I listen to is from stepmania
levesterz
I like the loli judge
Westonini
huh
Achromalia
but what about the shota judge?? ;w;
Westonini
that kid must be a genius
johnmedina999

abraker wrote:

The only Judge I listen to is from stepmania
That's way too cars tho
Plini
Aiseca
Hello Plini! Welcome to Off Topic! I hope your screws are still in tact~
abraker
who?
pentaqola
A new face?
Tad Fibonacci
Oooo fresh blood!
It's good to see new faces lately.
The last ones didn't lasted very long.
Heheheh
johnmedina999
Should we begin the hazing initiation ritual?
Achromalia
Uhhhh--

I have no part in this.
TeeArctic1
Nice, make em feel like they're safe, Achro! Makes them easier to catch!
Tad Fibonacci
That's too bad, I always enjoy a good chase.
TheLegendaryHD
Vuelo Eluko
imagine making a barely functional website that isn't even out of alpha where it's intuitive most stuff isn't displayed or communicated correctly and then instead of making that an opt-in third party test site you semi-force it on an entire community as the default and then wonder why the same posts get made asking why stuff isn't working properly by different people who haven't found the way back to the functioning site, and then to top it all off expect people to go to github over it rather than the actual forum for said barely functioning site.

Also i hate infinite scrolling without paging. Gosh darn.
abraker
I still wonder how most of community is ok with it. Like it has 60%+ now.
Achromalia
I dunno. The new site's just not efficient for me to use. Seeing as how the majority of the community seems to prefer it, I can only wonder what their reasoning would be...
Tad Fibonacci
I guess the only thing that is better on the new site is that it looks nicer.
But I don't know, even though I think the new site does look better, I kinda prefer the retro look of the old site.
Serraionga

abraker wrote:

I still wonder how most of community is ok with it. Like it has 60%+ now.
i think most new users aren't aware of the reasons why the new design is so lackluster in comparison to the old one, but they don't really have to care because the new one "looks prettier" and that's what all matters for them. they don't mind having basic stuff hidden behind dropdowns or having a reply box the size of a basketball, they don't mind anything the old site does better because they haven't used it long enough to make comparisons and prioritize visuals over functionality

and yeah, infinite scrolling can go die
shrimp091620
i use it bc i like a challenge

and i'm naive

honestly, looks don't have anything to do with it for me at least. it's entirely just the fact that i've gotten used to it. i didn't use the old site much before it got defaulted to the new one. the only thing i switch back for is to quote posts because for some godforsaken reason the new site doesn't let you post a reply only containing a quote
TheLegendaryHD
new website looks nice because it was suppose to designed to it, its minimalist looks nice and futuristic, very clean and organized. you hated it because you used to use the old website and cant move on
Vuelo Eluko
it's also a piece of shit which doesn't even properly communicate certain things, every day more people posting "where my pp gone??" because new site just shows 0 pp whereas new one shows "-" and tells you exactly why it's "-".

"futuristic"

no paging infinite scrolling is total horse shit, imagine trying to browse the ITT thread on the new site. Or any large thread really.
Westonini
You don't have to infinite scroll.

There are buttons located at the bottom that allow you to either skip 10 posts or go to the very bottom of the page to the most recent post. Its never bothered me.

I rarely do this, but you could alternatively enter in a specific number for the post number as well.
Plini


the reply box uses half of the page holy shit
Vuelo Eluko
That's still not the same as paging. It's a band-aid fix at most for a shitty feature no-one wanted
Plini
i think it would look A LOT better without those ugly black panels up and down the page.

see the difference boys



abraker
Well ok there are no black panels, but then how do you access the menu and jump through the thread, and reply then?

also there is an issue regarding the reply box here: https://github.com/ppy/osu-web/issues/2138, but that's mobile
when making a new issue complaining that you are not satisfied with the reply box covering half of the page in desktop something will be done
Westonini
I'm satisfied with the look of the new forums for the most part.

Flanster also posted a dark theme for it which is much appreciated.

Trying to use the new forums on mobile can be a pain though. When I'm on my phone I have to enable the normal desktop view instead of the mobile version sometimes because it can get buggy in a couple different ways. Definitely could use some work.
Plini

abraker wrote:

Well ok there are no black panels, but then how do you access the menu and jump through the thread, and reply then?
in the upper and lower part of the page obviously, like in the old forum you'll have to scroll up or down to access to your profile or jump through the thread

upper part looks good imo, but lower part of the page could look like this

leaving all the clusterfuck that the new forum has, it could look really good imo
abraker
I might make a monkeyscript or something for pagination
then show ppy how many people download the script in the dev thread
maybe that will convince him otherwise
Westonini
Well just because they downloaded it doesn't mean they'd like it though. It just means they were willing to try it.
abraker
I mean through what others are saying in posts
levesterz
Unlimited scrolling with reply box covering 2/3 of the screen in bad in mobile Unlimited scrolling with reply box covering 2/3 of the screen in bad in mobile Unlimited scrolling with reply box covering 2/3 of the screen in bad in mobile Unlimited scrolling with reply box covering 2/3 of the screen in bad in mobile Unlimited scrolling with reply box covering 2/3 of the screen in bad in mobile Unlimited scrolling with reply box covering 2/3 of the screen in bad in mobile
pentaqola


Reply box too big? Cut it down and bring on the damage!
levesterz

You are lucky while me onthe other side need to suffer from this
pentaqola
That screenshot was edited.
Although it would be great if the website actually looked like that instead of the whole screen being the reply box.
Westonini
It's as if the designers never tried to use the new site on mobile before.
Aiseca
It's actually terrible to do anything that requires me to use keyboard in using the new website design in my tablet because the reply box eats the screen and half is my keyboard, anything else I typed around 6 lines of text, I cannot see..
levesterz
coming soon to Ous! blind typing challenge.
TeeArctic1
Using the new site on mobile is a massive pain, most of the time I can't even see what I'm replying to, sucks when you big brain, the reply box doesn't go away at all, and seeing as it covers a lot of the site, you can barely go through a single page without straining yourself. Not to mention the fact that more often than not, pressing post doesn't work or gives you a /box
Aiseca

I just Dab it out....


levesterz
pentaqola
Wow, Momo seemed to have gotten to the Philippines. What a great time to make her rise up the grave!
levesterz
I gonna journey to yt kids to find that vid ( prob find something worse than momo )
johnmedina999

levesterz wrote:

I gonna journey to yt kids to find that vid ( prob find something worse than momo )
Yup. There's some weird shit on YouTube Kids. There are some things that give grown men nightmares. Be careful, levesterz.
levesterz
I have been scared for life once in there . What the worse can it get? Scared for the second ti...... its gonna happen is it?
TheLegendaryHD
so today i know that i will be sick in the next day because my immune system has decreasing everytime, so i sleep a little bit early and drink a lot of vitamins to help my immune system kill this fucking virus and recovery itself, see you tomorrow hopefully my immune system would be able to succeed in his mission
Tad Fibonacci
I haven't posted here in a while so I'll just leave this post here.
Serraionga
Attendance.

Serraionga - PRESENT
johnmedina999 - PRESENT
Plini - PRESENT
levesterz -
Westonini - PRESENT
Tad - PRESENT
Aiseca - PRESENT
TeeArctic1 - PRESENT
johnmedina999
Present!
Plini
YO, my name's missing there.
Tad Fibonacci
Present!

Edit: I just went to GD and it's basically a beta version of Help and G&R. Makes me appreciate the diversity of OT.
I mean, which forum do you go to that has it's own president election, court cases, bio terrorist disguised as a tea seller, leg thread, arm thread, haiku thread and many more.

I'm so proud of this community.
TeeArctic1
Does the janitor have to do attendance?
Tad Fibonacci

TeeArctic1 wrote:

Does the janitor have to do attendance?
Wait... y-you're not... re-really a penguin?
But a boy in a penguin outfit all along?
Aiseca
Forum Creeper present!

*Uh... I'm just mining the entire stronghold while I was gone... Teehe~~*
Penguin
I prefer the old site on desktop and the new site on mobile. The one thing I dislike on mobile is how intruding the reply box is. It's pretty easy to work around, but it's annoying to have to minimize the reply box if you want to view the thread while replying.
Westonini
👌👌👌👌👌
Ender Lain
The 13 letters...
Uryyb...jub vf guvf?
Vg'f zr.
Jub?
Lbhe puvyqubbq avtugzner.
Uneevf? Ubj qvq lbh trg zl ahzore?
...
...
...
NAFJRE ZR!!!
...

(Whfg nfx Ynva sbe zber)
pentaqola
I want to make a joke, but I am just stunned in confusion.
abraker
How many posts does it take to make a shitpost? Two.
abraker
one for the shitpost
abraker
half for the shitpost
abraker
quarter for the shitpost

and so on ...
Aiseca
Sleep.
levesterz
Eep
johnmedina999
Nice one abr
Westonini

juesus
johnmedina999

Ender Lain wrote:

The 13 letters...
Uryyb...jub vf guvf?
Vg'f zr.
Jub?
Lbhe puvyqubbq avtugzner.
Uneevf? Ubj qvq lbh trg zl ahzore?
...
...
...
NAFJRE ZR!!!
...

(Whfg nfx Ynva sbe zber)
Oh shit, I didn't notice this one. This adds one more piece to the puzzle. Thanks for this, Lain!
levesterz
Pls decode it for me too xd
johnmedina999
Let me compile these into one post so I can access them easily.

https://old.ppy.sh/forum/p/7000943
The 13 letters...
Uryyb...jub vf guvf?
Vg'f zr.
Jub?
Lbhe puvyqubbq avtugzner.
Uneevf? Ubj qvq lbh trg zl ahzore?
...
...
...
NAFJRE ZR!!!
...

(Whfg nfx Ynva sbe zber)

https://old.ppy.sh/forum/p/7000959
better to check shitpost thread. Easy to you
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https://old.ppy.sh/forum/p/7000997
check the Shitpost and Spam thread, this is the last part.
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https://old.ppy.sh/forum/p/7001033
the reason why I end it
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Answers
1st box: ROT-13
Hello...who is this?
It's me.
Who?
Your childhood nightmare.
Harris? How did you get my number?
...
...
...
ANSWER ME!!!
...

(Just ask Lain for more)

2nd box: Morse to text
and the call hungs up 5 minutes after that, she get a short message from ryan (her neighbor) telling that there's someone has been waiting on her front doorbetter to watch your front door right now3:32(againask lain for more)

3rd box: Hexadecimal to ASCII
nobody's in there, she closed the door, lock'd it. Go to the security room, checking all CCTV record....and yes. He was standing in front of the door for 3 hours to waiting for that door opened by her.
"Why he did this to me? Is he want to kidnap me again after long long time ago."


(L: Should I end this story? It doesn't make any sense if you post it on your blog or a forum)

4th box: Hexadecimal to ASCII (base32)
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
ASCII (base32) to plain text
the reason why i end this story because it's 3AM rn
i can't sleep. Reason? not because i drink a coffee.
I think someone has been looking on me through the window...at 3AM
Hallucination? maybe

rn i turn on the tv but i didn't watch to it, my friend told that it's the best thing to do if you feel uncomfortable during your deadline time
Box 4 solved by pentaqola!
Plini
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johnmedina999
Yeah, posted it before I tried it ><
Plini
oh you already did it, mb
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