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These guys...

Disgusting
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Constatly
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6 words..

Only put in ~100ish plays tonight
sorry penger
got some o that pp tho

NANAY TATAY GUSTO KO TINAPAY
ATE KUYA GUSTO KO KAPE
LAHAT NG GUSTO KO AY SUSUNDIN MO
ANG MAGKAMALI AY PIPINGUTIN KO

MOTHER FATHER I WANT PEANUT BUTTER
SISTER BROTHER I WANT SOME TEA
EVERYTHING I WANT MUST BE SERVED RIGHT
IF YOU FAIL YOU'LL GET TWISTED ON THE EAR

I sexually Identify as Harambe. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of living in a gorilla enclosure at Cincinnati zoo and dragging children. People say to me that a person being Harambe is impossible and I'm retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install the name Harambe, harmless intentions and a gorillas body on me. From now on I want you guys to call me "Harambe" and respect my right to roam around the gorilla enclosure and drag around small children. If you can't accept me you're an agrizoophobe and need to check your zoo official privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

Hi, my name is Reggie. I like guys. I... really like guys. There's just something about them I like their touch, their smell, their... taste. I like to be taken from behind. I like it when they call me cute as they thrust into me. Feeling the heat of their breath on the back of my neck. I like- Oh I'm sorry, I got myself all worked up. Would you like to help me cool down?

We won't escape, so close your eyes, close your eyes, close your eyes, close your eyes, close your eyes, close your eyes, close your eyes, close your eyes, close your eyes, rururururururururururururuuuuuuu

pentaqola wrote:

Hi, my name is Reggie. I like guys. I... really like guys. There's just something about them I like their touch, their smell, their... taste. I like to be taken from behind. I like it when they call me cute as they thrust into me. Feeling the heat of their breath on the back of my neck. I like- Oh I'm sorry, I got myself all worked up. Would you like to help me cool down?

Delete this.
Please stop posting these kind of stuff.

tad01123 wrote:

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A young girl named Lisa often had to spend time alone at home at night, as her parents worked late. They bought her a dog to keep her company and protect her.

One night Lisa was awakened by a dripping sound. She got up and went to the kitchen to make sure the tap was off. As she was getting back into the bed she stuck her hand under the bed, and the dog licked it.

The dripping sound continued, so she went to the bathroom and made sure the tap was turned off there, too. She went back to her bedroom and stuck her hand under the bed, and the dog licked it again.

But the dripping continued, so she went outside and turned off all the faucets out there. She came back to bed, stuck her hand under it, and the dog licked it again.

The dripping continued: drip, drip, drip. This time she listened and located the source of the dripping—it was coming from her closet! She opened the closet door, and there found her poor dog hanging upside down with its neck cut. Written on the inside of the closet door was, "Humans can lick, too!"

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A young girl named Lisa often had to spend time alone at home at night, as her parents worked late. They bought her a dog to keep her company and protect her...

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Happy Story Time 2

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A young couple, both 18, decided they would get married after they finished high school. The father of the bride lived in Palm Beach in a mansion and was able to afford a big wedding for them. To make a long story short, they got married and the wedding was beautiful.

After the wedding, they had a big reception in an old building and everyone got fairly drunk. When there were only about twenty people left, the groom decided that they should play hide-and-seek. Everyone agreed and the groom was "it." While he covered his eyes, they all found hiding spots.

After about twenty minutes everyone had been found except the bride. The guests looked everywhere and tore the whole place apart looking for her. A few hours later the groom was furious, thinking the bride was playing a terrible trick on him. Eventually, everyone went home.

A few weeks later the groom, having filed a missing persons report, gave up looking for her. Heartbroken, he tried to go on with his life.

Three years later a little old woman was cleaning up the old building, where the reception had been held. She happened to be in the attic and noticed an old trunk. She dusted it off, and, out of curiosity, opened it. She screamed at the top of her lungs, ran out of the building, and called the police.

Apparently, the bride had decided to hide in the trunk for the game of hide-and-seek. When she sat down, the lid fell, knocking her unconscious and locking her inside. She suffocated after a day or so. When the old woman found her, she was rotting, her mouth hanging open in the shape of a scream.

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Aiseca wrote:

It's me! Dio!

Well done

pentaqola wrote:

Hi, my name is Reggie. I like guys. I... really like guys. There's just something about them I like their touch, their smell, their... taste. I like to be taken from behind. I like it when they call me cute as they thrust into me. Feeling the heat of their breath on the back of my neck. I like- Oh I'm sorry, I got myself all worked up. Would you like to help me cool down?

ah, how familiar. I see you're a fellow of... questionable culture.

Achromalia wrote:

pentaqola wrote:

Hi, my name is Reggie. I like guys. I... really like guys. There's just something about them I like their touch, their smell, their... taste. I like to be taken from behind. I like it when they call me cute as they thrust into me. Feeling the heat of their breath on the back of my neck. I like- Oh I'm sorry, I got myself all worked up. Would you like to help me cool down?

ah, how familiar. I see you're a fellow of... questionable culture.

We're all men of great culture, maybe even the best culture.

MrSparklepants wrote:

Achromalia wrote:

pentaqola wrote:

Hi, my name is Reggie. I like guys. I... really like guys. There's just something about them I like their touch, their smell, their... taste. I like to be taken from behind. I like it when they call me cute as they thrust into me. Feeling the heat of their breath on the back of my neck. I like- Oh I'm sorry, I got myself all worked up. Would you like to help me cool down?

ah, how familiar. I see you're a fellow of... questionable culture.

We're all men of great culture, maybe even the best culture.

Me: *thinking*

What do guys smell/taste like?

tad01123 wrote:

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Sup guys, It's me Loochi.

So I woke up to an awesome blow job from this model chick that I was banging, as usual, threw her ass out the window and got prepared for a non stop Diablo2 escapade.

I log on to my sweet ass account and see some nerds fighting over the channel about who's a better dueler. I immediatly think. "Heh, E Z P K." And I look through the game list and I find one I like. "Bring 08 items".

ya-jaaa: Sup man. You got?
Loochi: Yep.
ya-jaaa: Thank the lord man! I've basically been waiting all day and know joined.. What items you got?
Loochi: No body joined this game?? Shit son, I woulda thought it would be packed up by now? All my stuff is 08?
ya-jaaa: Wow! Show show show!

So we get into the trade screen and this is where the misunderstanding and nk'ing took place..

Loochi: Alright, I'll put up all my items and give a brief summary of them
ya-jaaa: hah sweet.
Loochi: This is my imbued syche from charsi, I got it a few weeks ago because Gheed jacked me when I tried to sell all my items to him for anni charm
ya-jaaa: ..?
Loochi: This is my tarn helm that I stole from a friend xfering. Got this about july 08. one of my favourite items I'd say. Won't give it up that e z. You'll have to give godly or bonesnap with eld to get this son.
ya-jaaa: wtf..
Loochi: These gloves I bought in nitemare from farah. I know they are white and non magic but they hold tremendous defence against pussies in duels. I got this in June 08, I actually think I ha-
ya-jaaa: ... fuck you leave the game
Loochi: woah? what's your prob sissy?
ya-jaaa: I don't want items from 2008 you fuckin moron. I want 1.08 items.. version 1.08. get it nuub?
Loochi: Nuub? LOL.. Makes me laugh everytime someone says that about ME.. 1.08?? Son you're livin' in the past, put your automap on. It's the 1.12 era son

about now I see the hostile sign and we both run to the bridge to determine the fate of this saga. I quickly hot key my grim ward attack and leap attack to this bitch bowin while he puts sme green aura under him. As soon as I step outside, i check my stats and resist, all in the negatives

Loochi: Shit son?! why the hell my shit this low!?
ya-jaaa: hacks. now die
Loochi: I knew your punk ass would tr-

*Loochi was slain by ya-jaaa*

ya-jaaa: ty for the gold bitch
Loochi: fuck you give it back. I need to repair my crude plate mail with that shit. you think that armour grows on trees son?
ya-jaaa: Lol.

I run out of town and I get struck by litning, two dead bodies. This does not bode well... had to call for back up.

Loochi: Lil T quit that xfer game and come help get my body. Get your sorceress up in this bitch. Some faggot keeps nking me.
Lil T: on my way bra.

About now T comes in, glowing with his queer purple outfit and ugly troll looking mask. Definitly scares niggaz in duels

ya-jaaa: LOL. You think that shit will beat me?
Loochi: Take a hit of his frozen orb I dare ya? wink.gif
ya-jaaa: go I'll take it.

His aura changed to a bluey colour. T powers up to his max and shoots three direct frozen orbs and his mana was drained. Not a dent in this bitchs armour. Some kinda godly shit. T, in his failing attempt tried to teleport back to town but was zapped in his ass by the litning more money taken. It's time for Kuzin K to come in this bitch

ya-jaaa: LOL! a summonin necro? you gotta be joking
Kuzin K: I notcied your litnig hack aonly attacks 1 guy? wat u gonna do now son? I got an army of 6 mages and 3 skeletons and a act3 merc with gear bought from charsi. wat u got on me son?
Loochi: THAT'S MA KUZZZINNN.

Kuzin K was killed in 1 hit and little litning bolts came out from that bolt and killed all his skeletons that took him half an hour in cold plains normal to get.

Guys.. Was this beef MY fault? I truely think this guy is unethical. He took all our gold and took our ears to show everyone how much of noobs we are... If I had my bonesnap the tables would probably be in my favour..

Ashton wrote:

What do guys smell/taste like?

love

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tad01123 wrote:

I wanna die.

Aiseca wrote:

tad01123 wrote:

I wanna die.

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Sup guys, It's Loochi.

So today I was in a game helpin my homie J-Bomb get the horadric malus to imbue us something nice and juicy. Preferably a superiour avenger guard and hope it comes out to arreats face. To me, I don't mind about the ED of stuff. As long as I get the item all is good.

Before I walked into the monastary I recieved a urgent message from one of my friend on my list Elite_ringgrip requesting that I had to immediatly come join the game and help with tristram.

Loochi:"Sorry J-Bomb, we'll finish this quest as soon as I help Elite_ringgrip with tristram"
J-Bomb:"Damn bro, you should start charging people for all the help you're doing."
Loochi:"Nah man, it's my job. I like to put a smile on peoples faces. Thas all. Besides, once you get rich and high level like me and attain all the knowledge, it's good to pass it all on to the lil homies u no?" tongue.gif

So I entered the game 'Ube69' password 'torch' and I see Elite_ringgrip in the game by a red town portal?

Elite_ringgrip"Fuck bro, about time you came.. I need your help.."
Loochi:"Wat? Tristram? dude, isn't that shit in the cold plains?"
Elite_ringgrip"...no. Stoney field... Anyway, I need your help. I want you to do EXACTLY what i say bro. Serious this time.. ok!? don't do anythign out the ordinary.."
Loochi:"Don't worry man, I've got experience in this shit. I put the L in Leet" biggrin.gif
Elite_ringgrip: "..."

We went through the portal but something didn't seem right.. It was too quiet.. Almost TOO quiet.. As if we're being watched.
Elite_ringgrip:"Ok follow me."
Loochi:"LOL.. Dude? where the fuck you going? You off to get wirts leg or something? kk You do that and I'll go rescue cain"

*Loochi was been slain by diablo*

Elite_ringgrip: "YOU FUCKING MORON! WTF DID I FUCKIN JUST FUCKING SAY U FUCKIN DUMB FUCKING FAGGOT.."
Loochi: "Woah!? wtf?! Diablo!? .. wtf!? HIS BROTHERS ARE HERE TOO!? - WTF DID YOU CUNTS DO TO CAIN YOU FAGGOTS!"
Elite_ringgrip: "omg.."

As if we were doomed enough by the Lord of terror himself, he was accompained by his most trusted and only brothers. Baal, the lord of destruction and mephisto, the lord of hatred! - Things couldnt get worse... or could they!? There was a huge mass of monsters guarding by my body - There was no way I could get it back.. Only way was to make a deal with Larzuk and buy some armoury and be prepared for serious action. This is big boys toys now.

Loochi:"Shit Elite_ringgrip.. This is not happning.."
Elite_ringgrip: "..?"
Loochi:"Who ever told deckard cain and tyrael that the soul stones of diablo and mephisto was destroyed at the hellforge was jus a fuckin bloody lier to try get ist runes. Their soul stones aren't destroyed?! ALL THREE ARE HERE FOR GOD'S SAKE!"
Elite_ringgrip"lol. You're a fucking idiot."

Loochi: "Alright, I made this mess, now it's time to get us both out of this and shut the portal before Malah and the rest of Harrogath are doomed. Mortal men were not ment to witness the 3 prime evils at once. It's up to us"
Elite_ringgrip:"wow. I can't belive this shit.. You're so stupid.. And you ruined the place because it's over packed with minions. It's laggy as fuck and if we enter the portal we're most likely bound to die.. It's impossible now."
Loochi: "YEAH!? WELL HOW ABOUT WE FUCKIN TRY THE IMPOSSBILE? COZ THE POSSIBLE JUST AINT WORKING FOR US U FUCKN DUMB INDIAN!"
Elite_ringgrip: " Whatever faggot u lead. I'll put vigor on so we both run. U distract while I trap meph in."
Loochi:" You cant count on me man."

As soon as I entered the portal, the inevitable happend. I died with 1 hit from a skeleton mage. Elite_ringgrip howver, managed to trap mephisto in the house as he promised and made things abit easier for us. But not quite.. He died many many times. Horrible ways too.

Elite_ringgrip:"FUCK! YOU OW ME KEY SETS NOW DUMBASS. SHOULD HAVE NEVER MSGED U.."

We had no plan from this point, it seemed that we were doomed. But a true friend and a helpful ally signed on "Lil_T"

Loochi: "T! get your ass in here man, we need your assitance! no time to explain the situation but we need u here STAT!! uber69 / torch"
Lil_T:"yooo Loochi Looch' sup bra, I jus got back from a party man, im wasted XD - kk omw bro"
Elite_ringgrip: "wtf.. who's this.."

Elite_ringgrip got more pissed off because the fact that T joined the game made the game alot harder, but if anyone knew knowledge and secret strategies about this game. It's Lil T. I consider him a heroic friend and a true guru on D2. I wouldn't be where I am today. I would never label myself as godly if wasn't around to teach me.

Lil T: "Tristram in act 5? Another glitch Looch'?"
Loochi: "Looks like it man, but there's no time to try and figure out maintainance.. This is tough shit, and without my body. There's no way in hell we can win this."
Elite_ringgrip: "ROFLMFAO!"

Lil T powered up to his max, he put on frost armour and energy shield. He was the only one strong enough to go in there and look at the situation. The plan was for him to use static field on them and get them down to low life while I go get my body and use my leap attack on baal while Elite_Ringgrip uses smite on diablo to slap him around a bit (lol at smite? get a real skill atleast..)

T went in and we watched his life diminsh rapidly, I've never seen T get this damaged before except for that duel against that hacking druid. But to make things fair, T was a bit drunk from that party, so his ability to play musta been distorted, otherwise he woulda made light work out of these prime evils. I quickly managed to get my body but had to make a run for it. Those demon guards were in my way and there was nothign I coulda done. Diablo was right there in my site, a perfect hit that woulda ended all of this and saved tristram once and for all.. I failed..

Lil T: "Shit yo! My life's dropping so fast, I'm out of mana and life pots! ima go heal."
Loochi: "Never a dull moment huh T?"
Elite_Ringgrip: "lol noobs.."

As I ws heroicly fighting these demons, I see Lil T on my mini map heading south... TO WHERE MEPHISTO IS TRAPPED!?!? and I immediatly thought..

Loochi: "oh no... ..... ... T NO!! , COME BACK U FUCKIN DRUNK CUNT! You're going the wrong way!"
Lil T: "Nah man, this is the way to pepin. I'm jus gonna get healed and buy some pots"
Loochi: "PEPIN!? DUDE THIS ISN'T DIABLO 1, IT'S DIAB-"

*Lil T was slain by mephisto*

After this moment we heard mephisto's laugh and an aura of skeletons arouse. I had to run for it and enter the TP but i had to dodge some obstacles , so I ran around and more monsters were being summoned

Elite_ringgrip: "STOP running around u idiot! u'r making it worsE! it's laggy enough! ur only making it laggier and harder!!! omfg"

I was jus about to enter the portal but the lag spike was so huge, that in a blink of an eye, my elite barb was slain by baal's nova... Man kind has failed the world. If Griswald were to see the middle of trisram now, he'd turn in his grave. Elite tried to go in the portal, but after he wnt in. the game crashed.. We rejoined but after we entered again we crashed.. There was no way we can go back to that forsaken pitt.

Elite_ringgrip: " U MOTHER FUCKEr, REMOVE ME U FAGGOT. I'm GONNA KEY LOG UR GAY ACCOUNT AND SELL IT TO CHARSI U FUCKIN FAGGOT. U OW ME A KEY SET BY THIS SATURDAY U FUKIN BITCH."
Loochi: "Mate, show some respect. If it weren't for me and T in that game, there woulda been no lag and the 3 prime evils woulda came through that portal leaving nothing but chaos. I'll get your damn keys faggot."
Loochi: "Shit T, we need to get the keys!? how!?"
Lil_T:" e z bro, jus buy some off akara. You cna get sets of keys."

Loochi: "Once again T, I'm lost without ya" tongue.gif
Lil_T: "Vouch that, Now let me show you the secret cow level" tongue.gif

Loochi:" Ohhh no.. never a dull moment.."

kurokotei - Galaxy Collapse (lyrics)

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MrSparklepants wrote:

Achromalia wrote:

pentaqola wrote:

Hi, my name is Reggie. I like guys. I... really like guys. There's just something about them I like their touch, their smell, their... taste. I like to be taken from behind. I like it when they call me cute as they thrust into me. Feeling the heat of their breath on the back of my neck. I like- Oh I'm sorry, I got myself all worked up. Would you like to help me cool down?

ah, how familiar. I see you're a fellow of... questionable culture.

We're all men of great culture, maybe even the best culture.

I will neither confirm nor deny..

Westonini wrote:

MrSparklepants wrote:

Achromalia wrote:

pentaqola wrote:

Hi, my name is Reggie. I like guys. I... really like guys. There's just something about them I like their touch, their smell, their... taste. I like to be taken from behind. I like it when they call me cute as they thrust into me. Feeling the heat of their breath on the back of my neck. I like- Oh I'm sorry, I got myself all worked up. Would you like to help me cool down?

ah, how familiar. I see you're a fellow of... questionable culture.

We're all men of great culture, maybe even the best culture.

I will neither confirm nor deny..

Ashton's tea got spilled to this thread :\

die

dadadadadadadadadie

ColdTooth wrote:

die

I think you mean dye.

Like how that anime chick dyed her hair because she has validation issues.

Penguin wrote:

ColdTooth wrote:

die

I think you mean dye.

Like how that anime chick dyed her hair because she has validation issues.

Who are you talking about? Genuinely curious. Can't be my wife, because the actual reason her hair is like that is very different and very sad.

WE DO NOT HAVE A DRIVE- yes we do. Y'know what, we do. Because by every conceivable metric it is not possible for this restaurant to have a drive-through, and if there's anything I've learned, it's that if it abides by the laws of physics, it simply cannot exist in this twisted fucked up world. So even though we do not even have room for a drive-through, or any roads running behind our building, or anyone in this world that owns cars other than us, I know that when I walk back there, I will be looking a drive-through right in the face. Oh, and there it is. Right there. Wonderful. So uh, I'm going to go home and asphyxiate every single stray cat i see on the way there. You have fun with your drive-through.

Vuelo Eluko wrote:

Penguin wrote:

ColdTooth wrote:

die

I think you mean dye.

Like how that anime chick dyed her hair because she has validation issues.

Who are you talking about? Genuinely curious. Can't be my wife, because the actual reason her hair is like that is very different and very sad.

that one purple haired nep nep chick that levesterz posted. I would never stoop so low as to offend your beautiful wife!

Penguin wrote:

I would never stoop so low as to offend your beautiful wife!

you better not, she's their wife, after all.

*glare*

if i don't have a wife am i a soulless human

Achromalia wrote:

Penguin wrote:

I would never stoop so low as to offend your beautiful wife!

you better not, she's their wife, after all.

*glare*

gender-neutral pronouns are the way of the future... haha, I'm kidding.

 

well good
as long as were clear on that

"it does things" doesn't sound all too pleasant. Too inorganic. I would refer that to a non conscious object

I shall invent better gender neutrals to use.



hmmm... let's first handle he/she

For organic things let's use "ree does things"

ree went shitposting

Added bonus: you can now reeeeee in normal speech!

Reeeeeeeeeeeee fucking doomed the shitposing thread.




Now to handle the his/her stuff

It's res fault that Death locked the shitposting thread

Adds "r" in front, "e" from "her" in middle, and "s" for "his" at the end.



Great! And finally him/her

We need to fucking lynch rem!

Adds "r" in front, "e" from "her" in middle, and "m" for "him" at the end.




And that is all. Now we have a new and enhanced language!

CT is right below me

There's two at the bottom of banana. One's got an AWP, don't peak.

*teammate peaks and gets awped*

wtf bro

When is 🅱️ikmin 4 coming out?

pentaqola wrote:

When is 🅱️ikmin 4 coming out?

When is Earth🅱️ound 2 / Mother 4 coming out?

When is the 🅱️keleton coming out?

"Penguin diet can be classified in five groups of penguins.

Great Penguins.

The diet of the King penguins rely mainly in fish and squid and include a small amount of krill and other crustaceans. Fish constitute 80-100% of the diet, except in winter, when fish is only 30% of the intake. Lantern Fish are the main fish eaten by Penguins. The Emperor penguin diet is made up fish, crustaceans and cephalopods.

Brush-tailed Penguins.

This group includes the Adelie Penguin, the Chinstrap Penguin and the Gentoo Penguin. Their diet is mainly composed by Antarctic Krill, siverfish and glacial squid. The amount of fish in their diets varies from place to place according with opportunity going from 15% in places with less fish up to 50% in places with abundant fish.

Little Penguins.

The little penguins group is made up by the little blue penguin and the northern little penguin. This group mainly feed on fish, squid and other small sea animals, the main difference with other groups is that they are shallow hunters not going deeper than 2 m.

Banded Penguins.

In this classification you can find the Magellanic Penguin, the Humboldt Penguin, the Galapagos Penguin and the African Penguin. The mostly feed on small fish like sardines, cephalopodus like cuttlefish and squid and some other small crustaceans. African Penguins in particular add anchovies and pilchards to the previous diet.

Yellow-Eyed Penguins.

In this classification you can find only theYellow-eyed Penguin. The feed up to 90% on small fish and cephalopodus like the arrow squid.

Crested Penguins.

This large group is conformed by the Fiordland Penguin, the Snares Penguin, the Erect-crested Penguin, the Southern Rockhopper Penguin, the Northern Rockhopper Penguin, the Royal Penguin, the Macaroni Penguin and finally the Chatham Islands Penguin. The feed on krill and other small prey like small fish, squid, octopus and crustaceans."

Penguin wrote:

pentaqola wrote:

When is 🅱️ikmin 4 coming out?

When is Earth🅱️ound 2 / Mother 4 coming out?

when is 🅱️okemon 🅱️latinum remake coming out?

charamaru wrote:

Penguin wrote:

pentaqola wrote:

When is 🅱️ikmin 4 coming out?

When is Earth🅱️ound 2 / Mother 4 coming out?

When is 🅱️okemon 🅱️latinum Remake coming out?

When is 🅱️eltarune 🅱️hapter 2 coming out?

Achromalia wrote:

charamaru wrote:

Penguin wrote:

pentaqola wrote:

When is 🅱️ikmin 4 coming out?

When is Earth🅱️ound 2 / Mother 4 coming out?

When is 🅱️okemon 🅱️latinum Remake coming out?

When is 🅱️eltarune 🅱️hapter 2 coming out?

When is 🅱️lood🅱️orne 2 coming out?

My signature is a secret portal the OT.
So whoever random people click on my signature got teleported here

Aiseca wrote:

My signature is a secret portal the OT.

>new site

Rats, rats, we are the rats
Celebrating yet another birthday bash

Michael! it's your birthday today
Cake and Ice cream is on its way

(and) Michael! been such a good boy this year
Open up your gifts while we all cheer

Michael! been such a good boy this year
Open up your gifts while we all cheer

johnmedina999 wrote:

Aiseca wrote:

My signature is a secret portal the OT.

>new site

Yes, new site, so they suffer with the strange interface wahahaha!

Aiseca wrote:

My signature is a secret portal the OT.
So whoever random people click on my signature got teleported here

I have enter realm of discord. Tru that link

levesterz wrote:

Aiseca wrote:

My signature is a secret portal the OT.
So whoever random people click on my signature got teleported here

I have enter realm of discord. Tru that link

The image banner, not the text below it Q.Q)

Hold on.

Aiseca wrote:

I actually smell death for this thread......
RIP.

Aiseca predicted the future!

Aiseca wrote:

levesterz wrote:

Aiseca wrote:

My signature is a secret portal the OT.
So whoever random people click on my signature got teleported here

I have enter realm of discord. Tru that link

The image banner, not the text below it Q.Q)

Okay gotcha

johnmedina999 wrote:

Hold on.

Aiseca wrote:

I actually smell death for this thread......
RIP.

Aiseca predicted the future!

Serrai is still the best Oracle we have here..

And too bad it didn't last up to 1000 posts like I anticipated.

Requesting that Aiseca be officiated as local OT Oracle.

no oracle is as good as Serrai

abraker wrote:

no oracle is as good as Serrai

Believe in this

HEYYEYAAEYAAAEYAEYAA

Howdy, my name is Rawhide Kobayashi. I'm a 27 year old Japanese Japamerican (western culture fan for you foreigners). I brand and wrangle cattle on my ranch, and spend my days perfecting the craft and enjoying superior American passtimes. (Barbeque, Rodeo, Fireworks) I train with my branding iron every day, this superior weapon can permanently leave my ranch embled on a cattle's hide because it is white-hot, and is vastly superior to any other method of livestock marking. I earned my branding license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day. I speak English fluently, both Texas and Oklahoma dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about American history and their cowboy code, which I follow 100% When I get my American visa, I am moving to Dallas to work in an oil field to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a cattle wrangler for the Double Cross Ranch or an oil rig operator for Exxon-Mobil! I own several cowboy hats, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to America, so I can fit in easier. I rebel against my elders and seniors and speak English as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond. Wish me luck in America!

levesterz wrote:

https://twitter.com/incorrectmgrp/status/1097413132077559808?s=20

lol

Idk but that tweet remind me of this thread

To beest faire, thee has't to has't a v'ry high IQ to und'rstand Rick and M'rty. The humour is as subtle as a speck of salt in frogs' soup, and without a solideth graps of the'retical phisiks most of the jokes shall wend ov'r a typical view'r's headeth. Th're's eke Rick's woe-begotten outlook, which is deftly woven into his charact'risation- his p'rsonal philosophie draws heevily from Narodnaya Volya light'rature, f'r instance. The fans und'rstand this stuffeth; those gents has't the intellectual capacity to truly appreciateth the depths of these japes, to realise those jests not just merely funny- they sayeth someth'ng deepeth aboot life. As a conseequens people who is't disliketh Rick & M'rty truly art sodden-witted idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciateth, f'r instance, the humour in Rick's ecsketential common jape "wubba lubba dub dub," which itself is a sekretiv ref'rence to Turgenev's Russian epic Fath'rs and Sons. I'm smirking even but now just imag'ning one of those addlepat'd simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius wit unfolds itself on their telev'sion screeneths. What dim buffoons... How I pity those folk. 😂

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And aye, by the way, I doth has't a Rick & M'rty tattoo. And nay, thee cannot seeth. T's f'r the ladies' eyes only- and even if that comesth to pass, they has't to demonstrateth they art within 5 IQ points of mine owneth (pref'rably base'r) bef'rehand. Nothin p'rsonnel, peat. 😎

which one of you butt munches joined the discord voice channel then left immediately? I got all excited cause I thought someone came to talk to me

Penguin wrote:

which one of you butt munches joined the discord voice channel then left immediately? I got all excited cause I thought someone came to talk to me

putting that person in the list