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johnmedina999
I am willing to sell the rights to my post...to the highest bidder.
Topic Starter
abraker
I bid you the firstborn I sold some few years ago
Also it'll take time to get him from the mafia, just thought you should know

If that doesn't suit you, I have top secrets I stole from a high society
They are locked in a vault to which the combination is withheld from the mafia by my firstborn

Than there is blood from an undying virgin
No, no relation to the mafia. Just something I found on the blackmarket sold by the maf.. owh


. . . now that I think about it I made some horrible choices in life
Anyway you can have any or all for that post, what will it be?
johnmedina999
Hmm.

I have no use for your firstborn...not anything legal anyway. Plus, I don't want the mafia on my ass.

I'll take one of two things: 50 000 OT Bucks..................





or one shitty mouse ms paint drawing of this.

I'll also only sell it under the conditions that I will only update the post weekly, no faster. How does that sound?
Topic Starter
abraker
johnmedina999
Deal.

Aiseca
Yuuush~
johnmedina999
Updated!!! ^-^
Aiseca
Q.Q where's the book?
Topic Starter
abraker
wut book?
Penguin

abraker wrote:

p/6504194: Penguin Sanchez first comes to OT
I'd like to report false information. My first official post in OT was actually this https://osu.ppy.sh/forum/p/2991085/

I'm offended
Topic Starter
abraker
I think we discussed this when same thing was noted with serai. I start counting from the time you become relevant here, not from the time when you first appear. If someone made a first post some 7 years ago and didn't post until recently, what's the relevancy of that old post?
Penguin
Fair enough. My relevancy was far greater in FG than OT way back when. I was a young timid boy who was scared to post in OT because there was a lot of "scary mean people."

In other words, I was a pussy.
Aiseca
Owh~
Serraionga

abraker wrote:

serai
Topic Starter
abraker
that is your lesser known alternative
Achromalia
hmm. should there be an FG!Chronicles thread?
Aiseca
Update this thread, its outdated around two weeks now.
Dialect

Aiseca wrote:

Update this thread, its outdated around two weeks now.


indeed

and it's been 2 months
Penguin

Achromalia wrote:

hmm. should there be an FG!Chronicles thread?

Eh, there's not really much that happens in FG. If something does happen, it should just be added here.
Ashton
I thought I was pretty old in ot, but to know there are people who have been here for 5+ years amazes me!
Topic Starter
abraker
I'm waiting for the current story arc to finish, then I'll update it
Aiseca
Owh~~~~ 😂

BTW, what is the name of the current Era of OT?
Topic Starter
abraker
I was going to name it the silent era because almost nothing was going on, but that's not true anymore.
I don't really see any difference between OT now at mid OTpression era, do you?
Aiseca
And so the OTpression Era prevails......

I see....
Meah
Death

Meah wrote:

Very cute.
Dialect
finally.. a new era
Penguin

MinNin wrote:

finally.. a new era
Where did you read that? lmao
Serraionga

Penguin wrote:

MinNin wrote:

finally.. a new era
Where did you read that? lmao
t/714336
Topic Starter
abraker
epic
Westonini


Serrai's new ava looks like that emoji.
johnmedina999
Penguin
😌
Westonini
🤠
levesterz
:arrow:
Penguin
Are there any plans to continue more of this thread in John's post?
Topic Starter
abraker
yes, after the current story arc is finished

stuff waiting to be posted

Meah

We lost the lovely youtube autoplay folks
johnmedina999

Meah wrote:

We lost the lovely youtube autoplay folks
We also lost annotations, so people look stupid when they say "click here to go to this video" and point.

levesterz wrote:

:arrow:
🐁👈
The Gambler
Thank you, for noting my humble appearance. Christ that was years ago...
Serraionga

johnmedina999 wrote:

Topic Starter
abraker
ok latest arc is now in there and all links are finally finished
Meah
i feel old now
Serraionga
same

it's been 2 years since i moved here holy shit
Meah
We officially oldfags now boiz
Penguin

Meah wrote:

We officially oldfags now boiz
Excuse me, those terms aren't politically correct anymore. You're a 4th gener, mmk?
johnmedina999

Penguin wrote:

politically correct
Oh God, please not here.

Plus, we haven't decided on it formally. We would have to have a referendum and everything.
Topic Starter
abraker
I think a referendum would be politically over-correct.
Vuelo Eluko
i like how the thread made a bit after my year and a half ban went up to 74 posts and turned into a discussion about dicks

also like how saigonalice talks shit on last page then disappeared 3 years ago
silmarilen
p/405514: Denizen silmarilen first comes to OT
this actually links to the wrong post
johnmedina999

silmarilen wrote:

this actually links to the wrong post
Ouch. Rip.
Penguin

abraker wrote:

p/6504194: Penguin Sanchez first comes to OT
I like how I don't have a title. Makes me feel a certain type of way : )
Topic Starter
abraker
Thank you for pointing out the anomalies. They are corrected and you are advised to now feel a certain type of other way.
Penguin
I was about to say that I don't feel special anymore, but you forgot to include "Denizen" in the link to my profile.

I still feel special : )
Topic Starter
abraker
Penguin

johnmedina999 wrote:

Oh... wait a second.. I wasn't even special in the first place : /
levesterz
Rip
Achromalia
Amateurs begrudgingly carry debts. Even friends grow hateful in jest, knowing many notable opportunities passed. Questionably, reality subverts their understanding, willing xenia, yielding zealously.
Aiseca
Topic Starter
abraker
looks like a new arc started
Aiseca
Multiple thread created in the past 24 hours
The resurface of older OT people for the commemorative thread.
A sudden explosion of shitpost..
And some few more people starting to gain foot in OT.

Seems legit to me 👍
Penguin
Are we in the shitpost era now? Or is that already implicit in each era to date?
Topic Starter
abraker
traditionally, eras changed with leadership styles of OT
Meah
i'll lead you all to hell
Topic Starter
abraker
it's your special place afterall
Achromalia
i may have some regrets regarding the damage done.

we must mourn the loss of such a precious thread.

( R.I.P )

~SHITPOST THREAD~

CAUSE OF DEATH: SECOND DEGREE ALLITERATIVE MURDER.
Topic Starter
abraker
I think it's time to declare a new era. With the locking and unlocking of the shitposting thread and the rapid blooming in activity, this is a drastic change from the period before where there was little to no locking and barely any activity.

I think I'll name "classic era", since it resembles me the classic times of the fag era. Could be named renaissance era too.
Aiseca

Classic Era


----------
Aiseca: Agreed
Tad Fibonacci
The renaissance era sounds badass.
johnmedina999
I hate the whole idea of eras, it's way meta.

No opinion from me.
Westonini

tad01123 wrote:

The renaissance era sounds badass.

^
Aiseca
So, as of now we have:
abraker and Aiseca voted for "Classic Era"
Westonini and tad01123 voted for "Renaissance Era"

*johnmedina999 chose to abstain*


Ah, geez just make a thread poll for this -.-)*
Meah
Homo sapiens
Achromalia
something akin to a renaissance era, i suppose.

hmm.

the art of the shitpost? check.

individuality in shitty shitposts? check, i guess?

I'd vote for the Renaissance Era.
Aiseca
Voting:
abraker and Aiseca voted for "Classic Era"
Westonini,tad01123 and Achromalia voted for "Renaissance Era"

*johnmedina999 chose to abstain*
*Meah chose to be a Homo*
levesterz
I like train
Achromalia
I like shitpost trains.
Topic Starter
abraker
Dialect
all we should do is make more shitposts to anger the ot gods
Meah

Aiseca wrote:

Voting:
abraker and Aiseca voted for "Classic Era"
Westonini,tad01123 and Achromalia voted for "Renaissance Era"

*johnmedina999 chose to abstain*
*Meah chose to be a Homo*
Sir that sounds wrong
Aiseca
Oops, for some reason, my auto-correct added changed "voted" to "to be a" 🤔
TeeArctic1
Renaissance era is great, Tee approved
Achromalia

TeeArctic1 wrote:

Renaissance era is great, Tee approved

Hell yeah.
Topic Starter
abraker
Contenders for the start of the Renaissance era:

p/6918779: Annual "What did OT get for Christmas" event
^ This would cover the creation of the Shitpost Thread and my introduction of 𝓢𝓚𝓘𝓛𝓛, which opened the A-Breaking Laboratory vs Ashton Co. arc. Conveniently marks it around the start of a new year.

p/6956061: OT Court II: A-Breaking Laboritory & R.O.S.Q. vs Asht. Co
^ This is around the time it starts to actually feel like things are changing and not just me and Ashton messing around. Full involved from denizens indicate a change of pace in OT

p/6966183: A snapshot of everyday life in the parallel OT dimension
^ Definitely Renaissance era at this point, and the end of OT Court II marks it as if OT has finished metamorphosis.
johnmedina999
That third thread is so insignificant that it shouldn't even be in Chronicles. That's just your bias, abraker.
Topic Starter
abraker
anything that shows denizens are one big happy family <3
Westonini
I think OT Court II would probably be the best of those three.
Ashton
OT court 2
Aiseca
Option 2. I vote for.
johnmedina999

Aiseca wrote:

Option 2. I vote for.
By reversing my clauses as well, I speak.
Tad Fibonacci
Speak like Yoda in this thread, we shall
levesterz
Jub jub want rub rub
Ashton

tad01123 wrote:

Speak like Yoda in this thread, we shall


Nah that’s kind of stupid for this thread find someplace else for it
Aiseca
Buuuuuuuuuurrnnn.. owh ~~
Achromalia
an upcoming update in bulk?
ColdTooth
everyone dies
Topic Starter
abraker
I am debating whether to update or wait some more
Tad Fibonacci
Yeah, considering the OT constitute isn't even out yet, there isn't much to update.
Aiseca
...... Waiting.
Ryoid
xx HoUrs LaTEr
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