Achromalia wrote:

Oof. Time to ad-MinNi-ster first aid to your comedy.

MinNin wrote:

Drama still requires the biggest porn

Achromalia wrote:

now that's just insult to injury with my shit lung capacity and nonexistent stamina.

DJ Enetro wrote:

Sucking at something is subjective.

Achromalia wrote:

"I've never been a fan of Internet Explorer"
Crowd laughs nervously and a few grunts are heard from the back seats as people edge closer to hear the punchline.
"Why not? Don't you like the internet?"
The crowd suddenly stands up, aware that they are about to receive what they came for. People slowly edge closer to the set as Sheldon prepares for his next line. Sweat is clearly visible on his brow and his mouth is quivering in anticipation as he readies himself for what is about to happen.
"I just prefer Firefox because, like the fox, I am cunning and nimble."
The crowd suddenly surges forward as the words escape Sheldon's mouth. They are so powerful, they almost shake the very foundations of the CBS studios. He watches as, in what he perceives as slow motion, the crowd moves toward his fragile body. He has been preparing for this moment his whole life. This is his moment. This is his Emmy. This is his Golden Globe. This is even his Oscar. The crowd converges around him so quickly they ignore the trampled cries of Leonard and Penny, who now lie shaking on the floor, their bones crushed by the sheer mass of the crowd. Sheldon stares back at the eyes around him. What he sees are no longer people. What he sees is the human psyche stripped down to its core. Their lives, what they were before this moment has been forgotten. Ravenous. Hungry. They want one thing from him. Sheldon closes his eyes, clears his mind and relaxes his body. What happens next depends completely on the next few seconds. The time between this and what he mutters next feels like an eternity. Slowly, he opens his eyes. He looks at Leonard, then at Penny, both lying lifeless on the floor. Without a second thought, he says with resounding conviction...
"BAZINGA"
In a split second, the crowd pounces on his ready and waiting body. Man, woman, child all at once. Sheldon cries out in complete ecstasy as they consume his flesh. He stops suddenly, as he drifts into eternal slumber. Peace at last.

TeeArctic1 wrote:

HELLO HUMAN, I MYSELF ALSO IDENTIFY AS THE SPECIES HOMO SAPIENS.

Achromalia wrote:

TeeArctic1 wrote:

holy fuck.

keremal wrote:

my child is dead, yet again. oof.

Achromalia wrote:

Westonini wrote:

I'd have a sudden urge to eat apples.

Husa wrote:

when will you show yyoour bikini now that ive shown mine=?

Achromalia wrote:

oh fuck forum sucks

Husa wrote:

Westonini wrote:

I'd have a sudden urge to eat apples.

CatzerTM wrote:

Aho Girl

keremal wrote:

who cares about replays when you can have skills and bragging rights

Achromalia wrote:

jax is my city

Westonini wrote:

peppy's pretty gay huh

- Aries - wrote:

Hi! Looking for Mod!

NM

Artist-Title: Taiga Aisaka (CV. Rie Kugimiya) & Ami Kawashima (CV. Eri Kitamura) - Holy Night
Map: https://old.ppy.sh/b/1464946
Length: 2:55
Diff(s) to Mod: NM and HD
Key: 4 Keys

keremal wrote:

no

u

Westonini wrote:

That ass

(no comment on this tho )

Aiseca wrote:

Westonini wrote:

If you go to bed at 4-5 AM is it good night or good morning 🤔🤔🤔

Technically, good mronin'

jxrhythmer2002 wrote:

不是，美国

DJ Enetro wrote:

Yep, stop with the bwoahs.

Achromalia wrote:

westonini is oof

yuhaii wrote:

yes, it is good idea to stick ur p3n insid3 a mous

Achromalia wrote:

omae wa mou shindeiru

yuhaii wrote:

is that a loli in your userpage

Westonini wrote:

Hello ColdTooth No.2

I mean when I first saw MLP I could understand why people liked it, but it's just a bit too girly for me.

yuhaii wrote:

the first thing people would assume you're american even if you're "from china" (or chinese american) because you have usa flag lmao

DJ Enetro wrote:

Elaine why necropost? Just wondering

I mean I won’t be surprised if people start roasting me with scorn, but still..

yuhaii wrote:

THIS ISN'T A FUCKIGN GAME

Achromalia wrote:

"I dont give a fuck about your wrist."

yuhaii wrote:

boo

its another skull owo

DJ Enetro wrote:

Meah start actually guessing real countries pls

OT: POW-! nope.

Indonesia

keremal wrote:

make me thonktea.

Husa wrote:

Nipples.

Aiseca wrote:

Ass Color

Husa wrote:

i like the avatar, it makes me thirsty for pp

henry11hei wrote:

459 steam games

[ - Jax - ] wrote:

I STILL DON'T HAVE FUCKING OSU SUPPORTER THIS ISN'T IMPORTANT BUT FUCK YOU ANYWAY