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I would read you Shakespeare again and again until you pass out of fatigue, hunger and mind deterioration. :>
not sure how that'd kill me since I'd just listen to you read as I went on with my life normally. Then again, you'd have to read it for a pretty long time without sleeping or taking breaks.Puri wrote:
I would read you Shakespeare again and again until you pass out of fatigue, hunger and mind deterioration. :>
Basically, I could actually kill you with that.
So uhh, I don't even really need to come up with anything. You just killed yourself xD
*boop of depress*
poison their food
*song of depress*
i wouldn't ;A;
same :cPerfection wrote:
i wouldn't ;A;
Put him in a dark room for a few hours. Then give him a phone with permanent light theme.
He should die of burns in no time.
He should die of burns in no time.
worst fl player
Force them inside a subwoofer box and play OP by Loud, bass boosted.
Use that finger in your profile pic to stab your eyes
Gradually drown you in a pit of lava, dunked headfirst at a slow descent.
Kill me.
Thanks in advance.
Kill me.
Thanks in advance.
I wouldn't.
That is, if I weren't forced to, unable to do otherwise.
That is, if I weren't forced to, unable to do otherwise.
"How would you kill the person above!" does not equate to "How would you kill the avatar above!".Greninja wrote:
Isnt he already dead
Hmm.
Death by terminal disease. Let's just hope it's not painful and your death is peaceful.
Throw you into a black hole, so you can become "the cosmic shit of the void".
That is my ideal way to die right there.DJ Enetro wrote:
Throw you into a black hole, so you can become "the cosmic shit of the void".
Hell yeah.
Anyways, you'd probably die from a stupidly tragic accident of sorts. I guess I wouldn't mind giving you a push off the bridge railing.
If you end up reforming after I threw you into that black hole, I would put you into cryostasis then disassemble your atoms bit by bit.
Then I would sort those atoms then take a spaceship and spread your atoms so thinly, that it's impossible to reform into "the cosmic shit of the void".
Then I would sort those atoms then take a spaceship and spread your atoms so thinly, that it's impossible to reform into "the cosmic shit of the void".
Barbed arrow. Guts and organs. Stabby Stabby with arrow. Add Alcohol to wound ( for torture ). Repeat until dead xd
grind your face, fingertips, genetalia and feet off, then roast you in a fire
i call it the burnie sander
i call it the burnie sander
Your head should be gone. It should be asleep, hopefully. So I'm going to be weird and strange. I need you, genuinely. Question, question, question, question, question, question-- I don't care. You can crush your head. That is one of my best friend's D. Here's the thing about D. You just, there's-- you just need a D. I mean, literally die. That was the coolest thing ever.
yeet you into a black hole
rip their smug face off and tear their mouth apart owo
I'll leave them to decay after incinerating them and having their limbs and joints torn off.
Tritium poisoning,
Both with H3
And the song by memme
Both with H3
And the song by memme
Release a toxin which will cause his body to attack itself. He will die a slow slow death.
take that expectatious spoilerbox in their sig and bash their head in to a pulp, until there's nothing left
not even the skull
not even the skull
no u them and torture them with water bondage tied to an anchor
Have Meah give them terminal cancer as Meah bombards them with shitposts.
A happy death.
...Probably.
A happy death.
...Probably.
megalul:put him on a machine that kills him painless and slowly and make him watch cops hitting other cops on a theater screen and he is stuck to the seat
Have them tied to a 120-year-old Black Cherry tree so that they are immobile, and snipe them in each of their carpals and tarsals, shot with a .45-70 govt round each hour, letting them bleed out after each of the four joints were shot at least once, then dump a small 4 in. x 5 in. x 2 in. plastic container full of maggots on their head.
This seems gruesome wtf LOL
I'd probably choose poison, I wouldn't want to kill someone directly ><
I'd probably choose poison, I wouldn't want to kill someone directly ><
Achromalia wrote:
Have them tied to a 120-year-old Black Cherry tree so that they are immobile, and snipe them in each of their carpals and tarsals, shot with a .45-70 govt round each hour, letting them bleed out after each of the four joints were shot at least once, then dump a small 4 in. x 5 in. x 2 in. plastic container full of maggots on their head.
oof.Kirika wrote:
This seems gruesome wtf
im just imaginative.
uhhh i guess I'll just envision you motionless on the ground, having bled out from a single bullet to the heart.
break their skull so that it resembles your profile pic. you'll probably bleed and die in the process tbh.
(also Ryoid what is your Discord? You disabled PMs...)
(also Ryoid what is your Discord? You disabled PMs...)
Extremely loud microphone feedback that causes their head to split open.
Drug them, put them in a black van, run over as many speedbumps as humanly possible, then aim the van off a cliff and walk off.
Lodge two greasy kebab skewers up their nostrils and tell them to breathe in.
...i hope you know what you were doing, simply "walking off" a moving vehicle is bound to have you break an ankle.[ - Jax - ] wrote:
aim the van off a cliff and walk off.
oh fuck it's rook hi
uhhhhhhhhhhhh--
I'd let you listen to a future music playlist of songs in "rate the music of the above user's post!", as you are tied to a conveyer belt danganronpa-style waiting to be crushed by 40 tons of compact avian bones.
Serenade to them...off-key... before carving off their ears to make a delicious stew.
oof that's kinda brutal, an uncomfortable/creepy and painful way to die. hell yeah xDRook wrote:
Serenade to them...off-key... before carving off their ears to make a delicious stew.
i can actually imagine this happening, this creepy, hauntingly beautiful serenade, akin to this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPHaPLJmZNI
I'd have you carried off about 22,000 ft into the air with tons of cranes, only to be hit by a short-distance commercial aircraft.
the same as always why?DJ Enetro wrote:
(also Ryoid what is your Discord? You disabled PMs...)
OT: i skin him alive : )
I'd drown you in a pool of cyanide, encased by 8 foot tall walls.
Ryoid wrote:
the same as always why?
1. I left OT + the OT News Discord because I think it made me into a worse person.
2. Looking for friends from Indo to talk to while I’m here.
OT: overwhelm him with PIU until he dies from exhaustion
now that's just insult to injury with my shit lung capacity and nonexistent stamina.DJ Enetro wrote:
overwhelm him with PIU until he dies from exhaustion
I'd fit you into an immobile mecha suit that acts as a bronze bull, boiling you as the suit is slowly descending into a large stratovolcano.
1. Gunshots to the heart, legs, and arms.
2. Freeze his body parts, to as low a temperature as possible for 24 hours.
3. Burn the result.
2. Freeze his body parts, to as low a temperature as possible for 24 hours.
3. Burn the result.
overkill. my body is rather weak, one shot to the heart is plenty.DJ Enetro wrote:
1. Gunshots to the heart, legs, and arms.
2. Freeze his body parts, to as low a temperature as possible for 24 hours.
3. Burn the result.
Have a fair one on one fight with no weapons in an empty room. It'd be too close for comfort, sure, as im weak and can be stunned or knocked out by only a couple successive hits, but I tend to killshot anyone by nature, as i hear from classmates. I go for vital spots with highly variable damage, high agility, and moderate defensive capabilities with low health. think of playing touhou. that's my fighting style.
Achromalia wrote:
i can actually imagine this happening, this creepy, hauntingly beautiful serenade, akin to this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPHaPLJmZNI
Lol I got chills.
Tell them they have to headbang during a speedcore concert otherwise all threads on Off-Topic get deleted.
Achromalia wrote:
[ - Jax - ] wrote:
aim the van off a cliff and walk off.
...i hope you know what you were doing, simply "walking off" a moving vehicle is bound to have you break an ankle.
I meant aim it off a cliff, then jump off it and put a brick on the accelerator lol
Hypnotise them into mapping a Sotarks' GD.
[ - Jax - ] wrote:
Achromalia wrote:
[ - Jax - ] wrote:
aim the van off a cliff and walk off.
...i hope you know what you were doing, simply "walking off" a moving vehicle is bound to have you break an ankle.
I meant aim it off a cliff, then jump off it and put a brick on the accelerator lol
Hypnotise them into mapping a Sotarks' GD.
force them to watch suicidemouse.avi
if they don't start killing themselves, i'll then put them to the russian sleep expirement and torture them by playing Jane - It's a Fine Day hours on end and on the 3rd day, I'll stab them to death, then shoot them with a gun 50 times and then they'll be dead..
P.S I am not a psycho in any way, I just wanted to think of the craziest way to kill the person above (in this case its [-Jax-])
hmm. prolonged suffering.MinNin wrote:
force them to watch suicidemouse.avi
if they don't start killing themselves, i'll then put them to the russian sleep expirement and torture them by playing Jane - It's a Fine Day hours on end and on the 3rd day, I'll stab them to death, then shoot them with a gun 50 times and then they'll be dead..
I can just imagine it. Watching suicidemouse.avi would slightly affect me, but you'd be delusional to think it'd provoke me to kill myself. I could see myself enduring the three days of the russian sleep experiment somewhat well, but I'd definitely be hallucinating some weird shit. Listening to the song for a full day would be tolerable, the second day would get irritating but still tolerable as there would be tons of ideas in mind as to the ways i can remake the song, from breakcore and trance to neurofunk and Splittercore. I'd probably be pacing a lot on the second day. If I were attacked with a knife I'd likely manage to disarm you, but not without at least being slashed or stabbed twice.
Moving on.
I'd just cut you up. im lazy rn :c
pull your eyes and force you to eat it and watch you until you die running out of blood
Slow roasting, then drape him in peanut sauce, and stick a wooden stick through his roasted body.
Leave the resulting “satay orang” for wild animals to eat.
Idek
Leave the resulting “satay orang” for wild animals to eat.
Idek
Make them listen to every song ever made, played all at once, with headphones.
put them in a soundproof room and play SCP 407. it would be weird and disgusting to watch.
Inflate him like a balloon until he internally explodes from the air pressure.
ooh, forgot about this >:')
ot: i'll sneak up on them from behind inside an alleyway and muffle them with a handkerchief powdered with remnants of sleep dust or some shit, kidnapping them. after he wakes up, he'll see a buzzsaw turned on, which cuts enetro in half, as he feels his eyes burning with a very strong sensation before the saw falls on his skull. vertically.
ot: i'll sneak up on them from behind inside an alleyway and muffle them with a handkerchief powdered with remnants of sleep dust or some shit, kidnapping them. after he wakes up, he'll see a buzzsaw turned on, which cuts enetro in half, as he feels his eyes burning with a very strong sensation before the saw falls on his skull. vertically.
slowly transform their body into that of a robots, then brainwash them into thinking they're my servant.
While the person won't be dead, their former personality and body are.
While the person won't be dead, their former personality and body are.
simplistic, i like it
take a phone wire and wrap it around his neck while i inject him with various chemicals slowing down his heart rate and eventually killing him.
now this is how i want to die
take a phone wire and wrap it around his neck while i inject him with various chemicals slowing down his heart rate and eventually killing him.
now this is how i want to die
be exposed to 30 Gz downward for 30 seconds without any form of G-suit or G-reducing equipment.
Honestly wouldn't be too bad. ~6.7% chance of death, most likely because of deprivation of food or liquids.Aiseca wrote:
I will lock him up with Nico Yazawawa in a metal safe.
OT: Send them off in a Sukhoi Su-27 and basic fighter pilot training for a dogfight against Mobius 1's F-22A Raptor.
I would give you deathstreams so that you would lose too much blood from your fingers.
Give them a taste of reality. Three dimensions, real life people, and real interaction. Then, distort that reality, not into 2D, but 4D. Oh wait no, looks like you were just attacked by a mob of people and drugged with a heavy concentration of dimethoxy propylthiophenethylamine.
Send them back to 1916, in France, and have them jump straight into no man's land while wearing 5000 LED lights. In the small chance that they survive, send them back to 3000 BC and have him take a journey with Otzi the Iceman, 1 day prior to his death.
I destroyed your drums so you would be too bored
Achromalia wrote:
Have them tied to a 120-year-old Black Cherry tree so that they are immobile, and snipe them in each of their carpals and tarsals, shot with a .45-70 govt round each hour, letting them bleed out after each of the four joints were shot at least once, then dump a small 4 in. x 5 in. x 2 in. plastic container full of maggots on their head.
Wait a minute, you're already dead, right? Well, I will simply cut off your skull then...
Don't kill me I'm innocent
*sigh*jxrhythmer2002 wrote:
Wait a minute, you're already dead, right? Well, I will simply cut off your skull then...
this is gonna be a pain.
*walks over to my disembodied skull and picks it up, dusting it off and feeling around it for any damage*
seems fine. well, here goes nothing, for the 132nd time.
*places my skull on top of the atlas bone of my vertabrae, hoping to find that spot where the realignment peg would fit in, eventually managing to pop my skull on*
euugh. that's always annoying.
moving on.
Achromalia wrote:
be exposed to 30 Gz downward for 30 seconds without any form of G-suit or G-reducing equipment.
kill them embarrassingly by exposing their little corruption collab with nila. owo
also
also
achro this isn't an actual roleplay LOLAchromalia wrote:
*sigh*
this is gonna be a pain.
*walks over to my disembodied skull and picks it up, dusting it off and feeling around it for any damage*
seems fine. well, here goes nothing, for the 132nd time.
*places my skull on top of the atlas bone of my vertabrae, hoping to find that spot where the realignment peg would fit in, eventually managing to pop my skull on*
euugh. that's always annoying.
moving on.
make sure that they are moving at a velocity of 30 m/s @ 30º E of N, then slam them into the Akashi-Kaikyo bridge.
idk
idk
I'll just stab you with the pencil I used for my Mathematics examination (a very sharp one)
by a lack of weebs to conversate with, which leads to internet boredom, which leads to eventual quitting of the social construct and internet laws, which leads to death on the internet. a
(realises this isn't the Otaku Culture subforum)
...Oh, so this is why I have no friends. I've been in the wrong place the whole time.
I splashed kerosene on you and set you alight. You're a Bulbasaur so obviously IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE
...Oh, so this is why I have no friends. I've been in the wrong place the whole time.
I splashed kerosene on you and set you alight. You're a Bulbasaur so obviously IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE
jxrhythmer2002 wrote:
I destroyed your drums so you would be too bored
i bought more
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