Achromalia wrote:
Have them tied to a 120-year-old Black Cherry tree so that they are immobile, and snipe them in each of their carpals and tarsals, shot with a .45-70 govt round each hour, letting them bleed out after each of the four joints were shot at least once, then dump a small 4 in. x 5 in. x 2 in. plastic container full of maggots on their head.
oof.Kirika wrote:
This seems gruesome wtf
...i hope you know what you were doing, simply "walking off" a moving vehicle is bound to have you break an ankle.[ - Jax - ] wrote:
aim the van off a cliff and walk off.
oof that's kinda brutal, an uncomfortable/creepy and painful way to die. hell yeah xDRook wrote:
Serenade to them...off-key... before carving off their ears to make a delicious stew.
the same as always why?DJ Enetro wrote:
(also Ryoid what is your Discord? You disabled PMs...)
Ryoid wrote:
the same as always why?
now that's just insult to injury with my shit lung capacity and nonexistent stamina.DJ Enetro wrote:
overwhelm him with PIU until he dies from exhaustion
overkill. my body is rather weak, one shot to the heart is plenty.DJ Enetro wrote:
1. Gunshots to the heart, legs, and arms.
2. Freeze his body parts, to as low a temperature as possible for 24 hours.
3. Burn the result.
Achromalia wrote:
i can actually imagine this happening, this creepy, hauntingly beautiful serenade, akin to this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPHaPLJmZNI
Achromalia wrote:
[ - Jax - ] wrote:
aim the van off a cliff and walk off.
...i hope you know what you were doing, simply "walking off" a moving vehicle is bound to have you break an ankle.
[ - Jax - ] wrote:
Achromalia wrote:
[ - Jax - ] wrote:
aim the van off a cliff and walk off.
...i hope you know what you were doing, simply "walking off" a moving vehicle is bound to have you break an ankle.
I meant aim it off a cliff, then jump off it and put a brick on the accelerator lol
Hypnotise them into mapping a Sotarks' GD.
hmm. prolonged suffering.MinNin wrote:
force them to watch suicidemouse.avi
if they don't start killing themselves, i'll then put them to the russian sleep expirement and torture them by playing Jane - It's a Fine Day hours on end and on the 3rd day, I'll stab them to death, then shoot them with a gun 50 times and then they'll be dead..
Honestly wouldn't be too bad. ~6.7% chance of death, most likely because of deprivation of food or liquids.Aiseca wrote:
I will lock him up with Nico Yazawawa in a metal safe.
Achromalia wrote:
Have them tied to a 120-year-old Black Cherry tree so that they are immobile, and snipe them in each of their carpals and tarsals, shot with a .45-70 govt round each hour, letting them bleed out after each of the four joints were shot at least once, then dump a small 4 in. x 5 in. x 2 in. plastic container full of maggots on their head.
*sigh*jxrhythmer2002 wrote:
Wait a minute, you're already dead, right? Well, I will simply cut off your skull then...
Achromalia wrote:
be exposed to 30 Gz downward for 30 seconds without any form of G-suit or G-reducing equipment.
achro this isn't an actual roleplay LOLAchromalia wrote:
*sigh*
this is gonna be a pain.
*walks over to my disembodied skull and picks it up, dusting it off and feeling around it for any damage*
seems fine. well, here goes nothing, for the 132nd time.
*places my skull on top of the atlas bone of my vertabrae, hoping to find that spot where the realignment peg would fit in, eventually managing to pop my skull on*
euugh. that's always annoying.
moving on.
jxrhythmer2002 wrote:
I destroyed your drums so you would be too bored
jxrhythmer2002 wrote:
That's highly unlikely, though?
Westonini wrote:
Rig the elevator.
megalul: