I love your new avatar. Send it to me.Zain Sugieres wrote:
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Ill send the full pic to u in a pm once i get homeB1rd wrote:
I love your new avatar. Send it to me.Zain Sugieres wrote:
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I was shooting heroin and reading "The Fountainhead" in the front seat of my privately owned police cruiser when a call came in. I put a quarter in the radio to activate it. It was the chief.
“Bad news, detective. We got a situation.”
“What? Is the mayor trying to ban trans fats again?”
“Worse. Somebody just stole four hundred and forty-seven million dollars’ worth of bitcoins.”
The heroin needle practically fell out of my arm. “What kind of monster would do something like that? Bitcoins are the ultimate currency: virtual, anonymous, stateless. They represent true economic freedom, not subject to arbitrary manipulation by any government. Do we have any leads?”
“Not yet. But mark my words: we’re going to figure out who did this and we’re going to take them down … provided someone pays us a fair market rate to do so.”
“Easy, chief,” I said. “Any rate the market offers is, by definition, fair.” He laughed. “That’s why you’re the best I got, Lisowski. Now you get out there and find those bitcoins.” “Don’t worry,” I said. “I’m on it.”
I put a quarter in the siren. Ten minutes later, I was on the scene. It was a normal office building, strangled on all sides by public sidewalks. I hopped over them and went inside. “Home Depot™ Presents the Police!®” I said, flashing my badge and my gun and a small picture of Ron Paul. “Nobody move unless you want to!” They didn’t. “Now, which one of you punks is going to pay me to investigate this crime?” No one spoke up.
“Come on,” I said. “Don’t you all understand that the protection of private property is the foundation of all personal liberty?” It didn’t seem like they did.
“Seriously, guys. Without a strong economic motivator, I’m just going to stand here and not solve this case. Cash is fine, but I prefer being paid in gold bullion or autographed Penn Jillette posters.” Nothing. These people were stonewalling me. It almost seemed like they didn’t care that a fortune in computer money invented to buy drugs was missing. I figured I could wait them out. I lit several cigarettes indoors. A pregnant lady coughed, and I told her that secondhand smoke is a myth. Just then, a man in glasses made a break for it.
“Subway™ Eat Fresh and Freeze, Scumbag!®” I yelled. Too late. He was already out the front door. I went after him. “Stop right there!” I yelled as I ran. He was faster than me because I always try to avoid stepping on public sidewalks. Our country needs a private-sidewalk voucher system, but, thanks to the incestuous interplay between our corrupt federal government and the public-sidewalk lobby, it will never happen.
I was losing him. “Listen, I’ll pay you to stop!” I yelled. “What would you consider an appropriate price point for stopping? I’ll offer you a thirteenth of an ounce of gold and a gently worn ‘Bob Barr ‘08’ extra-large long-sleeved men’s T-shirt!” He turned. In his hand was a revolver that the Constitution said he had every right to own. He fired at me and missed. I pulled my own gun, put a quarter in it, and fired back. The bullet lodged in a U.S.P.S. mailbox less than a foot from his head. I shot the mailbox again, on purpose.
“All right, all right!” the man yelled, throwing down his weapon. “I give up, cop! I confess: I took the bitcoins.” “Why’d you do it?” I asked, as I slapped a pair of Oikos™ Greek Yogurt Presents Handcuffs® on the guy. “Because I was afraid.” “Afraid?” “Afraid of an economic future free from the pernicious meddling of central bankers,” he said. “I’m a central banker.” I wanted to coldcock the guy. Years ago, a central banker killed my partner. Instead, I shook my head.
“Let this be a message to all your central-banker friends out on the street,” I said. “No matter how many bitcoins you steal, you’ll never take away the dream of an open society based on the principles of personal and economic freedom.” He nodded, because he knew I was right. Then he swiped his credit card to pay me for arresting him.
“Bad news, detective. We got a situation.”
“What? Is the mayor trying to ban trans fats again?”
“Worse. Somebody just stole four hundred and forty-seven million dollars’ worth of bitcoins.”
The heroin needle practically fell out of my arm. “What kind of monster would do something like that? Bitcoins are the ultimate currency: virtual, anonymous, stateless. They represent true economic freedom, not subject to arbitrary manipulation by any government. Do we have any leads?”
“Not yet. But mark my words: we’re going to figure out who did this and we’re going to take them down … provided someone pays us a fair market rate to do so.”
“Easy, chief,” I said. “Any rate the market offers is, by definition, fair.” He laughed. “That’s why you’re the best I got, Lisowski. Now you get out there and find those bitcoins.” “Don’t worry,” I said. “I’m on it.”
I put a quarter in the siren. Ten minutes later, I was on the scene. It was a normal office building, strangled on all sides by public sidewalks. I hopped over them and went inside. “Home Depot™ Presents the Police!®” I said, flashing my badge and my gun and a small picture of Ron Paul. “Nobody move unless you want to!” They didn’t. “Now, which one of you punks is going to pay me to investigate this crime?” No one spoke up.
“Come on,” I said. “Don’t you all understand that the protection of private property is the foundation of all personal liberty?” It didn’t seem like they did.
“Seriously, guys. Without a strong economic motivator, I’m just going to stand here and not solve this case. Cash is fine, but I prefer being paid in gold bullion or autographed Penn Jillette posters.” Nothing. These people were stonewalling me. It almost seemed like they didn’t care that a fortune in computer money invented to buy drugs was missing. I figured I could wait them out. I lit several cigarettes indoors. A pregnant lady coughed, and I told her that secondhand smoke is a myth. Just then, a man in glasses made a break for it.
“Subway™ Eat Fresh and Freeze, Scumbag!®” I yelled. Too late. He was already out the front door. I went after him. “Stop right there!” I yelled as I ran. He was faster than me because I always try to avoid stepping on public sidewalks. Our country needs a private-sidewalk voucher system, but, thanks to the incestuous interplay between our corrupt federal government and the public-sidewalk lobby, it will never happen.
I was losing him. “Listen, I’ll pay you to stop!” I yelled. “What would you consider an appropriate price point for stopping? I’ll offer you a thirteenth of an ounce of gold and a gently worn ‘Bob Barr ‘08’ extra-large long-sleeved men’s T-shirt!” He turned. In his hand was a revolver that the Constitution said he had every right to own. He fired at me and missed. I pulled my own gun, put a quarter in it, and fired back. The bullet lodged in a U.S.P.S. mailbox less than a foot from his head. I shot the mailbox again, on purpose.
“All right, all right!” the man yelled, throwing down his weapon. “I give up, cop! I confess: I took the bitcoins.” “Why’d you do it?” I asked, as I slapped a pair of Oikos™ Greek Yogurt Presents Handcuffs® on the guy. “Because I was afraid.” “Afraid?” “Afraid of an economic future free from the pernicious meddling of central bankers,” he said. “I’m a central banker.” I wanted to coldcock the guy. Years ago, a central banker killed my partner. Instead, I shook my head.
“Let this be a message to all your central-banker friends out on the street,” I said. “No matter how many bitcoins you steal, you’ll never take away the dream of an open society based on the principles of personal and economic freedom.” He nodded, because he knew I was right. Then he swiped his credit card to pay me for arresting him.
God bless Amereconomic freedom and lack of regulations.
>go in Post You In Real Life Thread
>Out of 20 pages, there are two White Americans
There Amerimutt meme is real.
>Out of 20 pages, there are two White Americans
There Amerimutt meme is real.
Bird can you show me what you look like?
pretty sure it's somewhere in the "post a picture of yourself" threadKisses wrote:
Bird can you show me what you look like?
As I mentioned previously, I'm planning a walking trip down to Hobart, which is about 280KM away from where I live. I'll probably take some pics/videos to document it.
when is this trip occurring? can I expect you to be a fabulous white cis male owo
Probably the 20 or 20st of May.
Definitely the 20st of May.
Strange it says 32th of May for me:
B1rd wrote:
As I mentioned previously, I'm planning a walking trip down to Hobart, which is about 280KM away from where I live. I'll probably take some pics/videos to document it.
Are you gonna stop somewhere for the night or are you genuinely gonna walk the entire 280KM in one day
Well I'd have a hard time walking 280KM is one day, it's probably gonna take 5 or 6. I've go a good lightweight freestanding tent that I plan to use, I'd like to try urban camping when I get in to the city too, since accommodation is quite a big expense (and I've already spent too much money on all this outdoor gear).
Are you going to do 280 roundtrip (140 walking, 140 walking back? Or are you going to walk 560 in total? Or are you going to hitch a ride back?
B1rd wrote:
Well I'd have a hard time walking 280KM is one day, it's probably gonna take 5 or 6. I've go a good lightweight freestanding tent that I plan to use, I'd like to try urban camping when I get in to the city too, since accommodation is quite a big expense (and I've already spent too much money on all this outdoor gear).
I don't know about Hobart's local laws but in a lot of cities you can get in trouble for urban camping, so be on the lookout for that. I wish you godspeed and a good travel!
Welcome back, UltraHenzie!
who?
abraker wrote:
who?
Thanks.Foxtrot wrote:
I don't know about Hobart's local laws but in a lot of cities you can get in trouble for urban camping, so be on the lookout for that. I wish you godspeed and a good travel!
Probably both.johnmedina999 wrote:
Are you going to do 280 roundtrip (140 walking, 140 walking back? Or are you going to walk 560 in total? Or are you going to hitch a ride back?
Anyway, I'm leaving today, I'll post updates when I get closer to civilisation again.
the fact that the person above me left before hitting 3k pisses me off
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Is it important thing to you ? ><Flannel wrote:
the fact that the person above me left before hitting 3k pisses me off
Why you so care about this number of post ? What benefit of it ? ^^
it's a jokeKyousukee wrote:
Is it important thing to you ? ><Flannel wrote:
the fact that the person above me left before hitting 3k pisses me off
Why you so care about this number of post ? What benefit of it ? ^^
Flannel wrote:
Kyousukee wrote:
Flannel wrote:
the fact that the person above me left before hitting 3k pisses me off
Is it important thing to you ? ><
Why you so care about this number of post ? What benefit of it ? ^^
What is a joke?
The existence of some people here :^)abraker wrote:
What is a joke?
owh
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Mention me some cool forums I could join.
Mara wrote:
Mention me some cool forums I could join.
Something happen to the last one you were on?
I haven't been on any (as in, active) for the past one year or so. Discord is not cutting it for me.B1rd wrote:
Something happen to the last one you were on?
whats wrong with discord?
Everything.abraker wrote:
whats wrong with discord?
How can it be made better?Mara wrote:
Everything.
By vanishing.abraker wrote:
How can it be made better?
Hei Mara.
Moi, SNB.Birdy wrote:
Hei Mara.
u guys heard of the new eu art13 proposal
I don't particularly like Discord either, too little privacy. You still on Tuuba though?Mara wrote:
I haven't been on any (as in, active) for the past one year or so. Discord is not cutting it for me.B1rd wrote:
Something happen to the last one you were on?
Totalitarian measures that restrict people's freedom to share information must be fought at all costs.Zain Sugieres wrote:
u guys heard of the new eu art13 proposal
Old art gets boring and people go crazier, and then even more crazier by breaking down the meaning
Francis Bacon did some spooky-ass art
I haven't been active on Tuuba for a year.B1rd wrote:
I don't particularly like Discord either, too little privacy. You still on Tuuba though?
i miss being on an active forum
oh wait a sec
oh wait a sec
Why not?Mara wrote:
I haven't been active on Tuuba for a year.B1rd wrote:
I don't particularly like Discord either, too little privacy. You still on Tuuba though?
what the fuck is with this new gay ass ui
You don't need to use it yet.
E m i
I just don't think I fit in anymore.B1rd wrote:
Why not?
Not that it matters since the forum is dead as hell either way.
This is a haiku
Winter, Summer Spring and Fall
That is all for now.
Winter, Summer Spring and Fall
That is all for now.
Lol, apparently I have been blocked by Railey. How will I ever recover from this ignominy?!
What did it take for Railey to block you lol
Im scared
Apparently, challenging his opinion on copyright laws.abraker wrote:
What did it take for Railey to block you lol
But who will build the roa-
Oh shit I thought they were joking.
I just saw that ad on TV.
I just saw that ad on TV.
This place has of late seemed quite bereft of any interesting discussion on anything. I wonder if all the so-called serious posters have left.
Do we get to party now?
Zain Sugieres wrote:
u guys heard of the new eu art13 proposal
I think we got a very big problem now :/
how do you disable this shitty ui this fucking sucks
UltraHenzie wrote:
Sometimes we make mistakes.
We learn from them.
apparently peppy hadnt learned from this mistake yet
peppy was a mistake
old.ppy.shAutoMedic wrote:
how do you disable this shitty ui this fucking sucks
thankabraker wrote:
old.ppy.shAutoMedic wrote:
how do you disable this shitty ui this fucking sucks
the world cup has been exceptional this year so far and we're barely a week and a half in
@automedic alternatively click the switch in the left bottom corner on osu.ppy.sh
it's not good, it's score v2Dawnsday wrote:
the world cup has been exceptional this year so far and we're barely a week and a half in
Dawnsday wrote:
the world cup has been exceptional this year so far and we're barely a week and a half in
i agree but why tf is your flag the uk
IT'S COOOOOMING HOMEDawnsday wrote:
the world cup has been exceptional this year so far and we're barely a week and a half in
hi, im new here. Plz dont eat me
DarkWraith101 wrote:
hi, im new here. Plz dont eat me
Bump.
And I thought that the post was referring to the osu! world cup instead of soccer. Shows how much I keep in touch.
And I thought that the post was referring to the osu! world cup instead of soccer. Shows how much I keep in touch.
France won btw
There is a rumor that France won, but do you know who actually won?
ahhhh usa won.
damn those americans
abraker wrote:
damn those americans
damn those 'muricans
Oh yeah, I didn't watch the Taiko World Cup 2019, who won?
japanjohnmedina999 wrote:
Oh yeah, I didn't watch the Taiko World Cup 2019, who won?
*checks*
japan
Did you know that Japan signed a multi trillion dollar agreement at the end of World War II to the United States and the rest of the world? The agreement let the United States take the victory in order to hide its true intentions: to slowly take over the world using anime as mind control. In 2020, during the opening ceremony of the Olympic Games, they will transmit gamma waves from a secret base in Akihabara to everyone who has ever watched anime before through the TV screens that are streaming the Games and Japan will be able to control your thoughts.
The agreement also states that Japan must win every Taiko World Cup.
The agreement also states that Japan must win every Taiko World Cup.
Yamakan will stage his rebellion soon.johnmedina999 wrote:
Did you know that Japan signed a multi trillion dollar agreement at the end of World War II to the United States and the rest of the world? The agreement let the United States take the victory in order to hide its true intentions: to slowly take over the world using anime as mind control. In 2020, during the opening ceremony of the Olympic Games, they will transmit gamma waves from a secret base in Akihabara to everyone who has ever watched anime before through the TV screens that are streaming the Games and Japan will be able to control your thoughts.
The agreement also states that Japan must win every Taiko World Cup.
So that's why america is in so much debt. It's not oil, it's anime!johnmedina999 wrote:
Did you know that Japan signed a multi trillion dollar agreement at the end of World War II to the United States and the rest of the world?
johnmedina999 wrote:
Did you know that Japan signed a multi trillion dollar agreement at the end of World War II to the United States and the rest of the world? The agreement let the United States take the victory in order to hide its true intentions: to slowly take over the world using anime as mind control. In 2020, during the opening ceremony of the Olympic Games, they will transmit gamma waves from a secret base in Akihabara to everyone who has ever watched anime before through the TV screens that are streaming the Games and Japan will be able to control your thoughts.
The agreement also states that Japan must win every Taiko World Cup.
Oh my Akihabara!
This thread is dead. If the oldfags have left us in search of greener pastures, I dare say that this is a new OT era.
eh, they left at the start of the OTpression era. You just woke up. Whoever remained was saying their last words to this place, that is all.johnmedina999 wrote:
This thread is dead. If the oldfags have left us in search of greener pastures, I dare say that this is a new OT era.
Damn right. This used to be an elitist thread. :{johnmedina999 wrote:
This thread is dead. If the oldfags have left us in search of greener pastures, I dare say that this is a new OT era.
Then revive it, let this not be common ground for peasants, but rather a meeting place for the sophisticated shitposter. It suits not nobles to don themselves in rags and low-quality content. Vive la revolution, make OT elitist again!
Serraionga wrote:
Serraionga wrote:
Serraionga wrote:
Serraionga wrote:
THE OLD OT™ WAS BETTER
just let it die
noZain Sugieres wrote:
just let it die