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Achromalia
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Achromalia

DJ Enetro wrote:

Am I really the toxic shit of OT, or are you letting me get to your heads?
And is satisfying the majority really superior to self-gratification?
It might be obvious for you guys, but not for me...
So does everything I say prompt this from you?

I'm kidding, but now it seems like you're starting to pick up the idea of self-gratification because I mentioned it once in a different thread.

I don't know what you're even trying to do, really. By the way, I never really thought you were the toxic shit of OT, if that's what you thought. If not, then I don't know why you're even asking.

"Satisfying the majority" being "superior to self-gratification", hmm. Is there some sort of complex going on here or...? Like, do you actually feel like people just want you to post something that satisfies their needs? How does that relate to you with "self-gratification", other than that it's the sort of tone your posts have?

From what I'm seeing, i'd say the problem isn't "noone understands me", neither is it "apparently i dont understand anyone", but more of "i cant seem convey my ideas properly".

I wouldn't be able to answer your questions since I never had an opinion on it in the first place, but anyhow, I'm just wondering what prompts all of this, as if you're feeling "intellectually isolated" or something.

I mean the way you sound, it's as if sometime in the future, you'd make a post worthy of being in /r/iamverysmart.
B1rd
2,974 posts
Joined December 2013
B1rd

Comfy Slippers wrote:



ppy.sh is next
This is why I don't have a Facebook, have a Google account, or a (((smart)))phone. Also why I don't use Discord - if you're not the consumer, you're the product.

peppy is probably more interested in the loli hentai on my desktop than my personal information.
B1rd
2,974 posts
Joined December 2013
B1rd
Previously I had this preconception about Lauren Southern that people just liked her because she was a female conservative. But watching her videos I've found I like her a lot, she's quite smart and has interesting opinions and doesn't just parrot partisan talking points. I've respect for her journalism on the plight of White South African Farmers and her fight against the UK and it's totalitarian laws.
B1rd
2,974 posts
Joined December 2013
B1rd
http://www.tomshardware.com/news/micros ... 36742.html

Just what we need: now Skype will be monitoring your private conversations for non-PC language.
Green Platinum
2,660 posts
Joined July 2011
Green Platinum

B1rd wrote:

This is why I don't have a Facebook, have a Google account, or a (((smart)))phone. Also why I don't use Discord - if you're not the consumer, you're the product.
A win for capitalistic ideals
B1rd
2,974 posts
Joined December 2013
B1rd
mfw I just turned 14 and learnt how to be intellectual by criticising capitalism
DaddyCoolVipper
342 posts
Joined July 2012
DaddyCoolVipper
If only there were some kind of regulations that'd prevent these companies from violating user privacy!


Roryrecast
Roryrecast
I don't know what the fuck you are talking about.
Green Platinum
2,660 posts
Joined July 2011
Green Platinum

B1rd wrote:

mfw I just turned 14 and learnt how to be intellectual by criticising capitalism

What are you talking about? Facebook took advantage of a gap in the market for financial gains. It's the consumers fault for not realizing it sooner. If you think companies should strive for good user experiences why do you criticise Microsoft for making Skype and Xbox live a more amicable service?
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B1rd
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B1rd

DaddyCoolVipper wrote:

If only there were some kind of regulations that'd prevent these companies from violating user privacy!
What a fantastic idea, to trust the biggest violater of individual privacy to protect my privacy.
DaddyCoolVipper
342 posts
Joined July 2012
DaddyCoolVipper
If you can't trust the state to provide regulations, and you can't trust corporations to provide regulations, then I don't see what you have to complain about lol
B1rd
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B1rd
Did I complain? Trusting any large institution with your personal information, or trusting it to have power over you life in any other matter, is extremely foolish. That's why I commented on my own course of action instead of complaining uselessly about how Google or Facebook or the Government are bad and should act more morally.

Green Platinum wrote:

B1rd wrote:

mfw I just turned 14 and learnt how to be intellectual by criticising capitalism
What are you talking about? Facebook took advantage of a gap in the market for financial gains. It's the consumers fault for not realizing it sooner. If you think companies should strive for good user experiences why do you criticise Microsoft for making Skype and Xbox live a more amicable service?
Don't know what your point is or what point you think you're responding to.
ac8129464363
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Joined October 2013
ac8129464363
man i fuckin love anime
Birdy
5,757 posts
Joined April 2011
Birdy
man i wanna fucc an ime
Wiwi_
215 posts
Joined July 2014
Wiwi_
am i too late to throw in a DAE Capitalism bad
ColdTooth
1,107 posts
Joined June 2012
ColdTooth

Dawnsday wrote:

am i too late to throw in a DAE Capitalism bad
I don't think it's late to bring anything capitalistic. It's called Capitalism for a reason.
FuZ
363 posts
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FuZ
oof
DaddyCoolVipper
342 posts
Joined July 2012
DaddyCoolVipper
B1rd
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Joined December 2013
B1rd
There's a strange phenomenon on forums, with dumb people typing a new paragraph for every sentence.
ColdTooth
1,107 posts
Joined June 2012
ColdTooth

DaddyCoolVipper wrote:



I don't even know if I want to even watch the entire video, but this showcases that our country is fucking dumb.

First of all, the city wanted to remove the statue of Robert E. Lee, which is a historical figure in American History, especially during the Civil War. He was a well-known general during his time, and even though the Confederates lost, he was still a very respected general. Why a city would remove something like this that is implanted in history textbooks, not teaching our future kids about the importance of the Civil War, and who sacrificed their life in it. Besides, I saw that statue a while back on a field trip, was really fun to view it and a few other museums nearby.

What's going to happen in 10, 20 years? Are kids going to have to look back and learn why our generation was just so fucking bad because we couldn't control ourselves and had to make up "alt-right" to tell that nobody should have equal rights? Just imagine if we have segregated schools again, separating not only the gender, but race and religion aswell. It just makes no sense, our country has gone from the era of post-war standoffs, to the era gas prices rising high, to the era of "racism is an okay thing".

Of course the police have to come in there and break up unnecessary fights and remove protesters breaking the law, it's their fucking job to do that. So what's the fucking point of alt-right people saying that they're not the violent ones, because punching a man in the face for yelling at them face-to-face, a woman, and pulling out a gun. People trying to make them a victim is just.. it's obvious these guys want attention, given the fact that they hold rallies there to support "neo-nazism". Why does the Nazi flag/symbol have to exist? It's not something we should be throwing around.

How stupid is this country again? I'm starting to lose track because even my school tried to go all 'alt-right' for a little bit before shutting down any student doing stupid actions involving in politics. Whoever thinks murdering young children who are part of a minority that you don't like are have completely lost their mind, and it's even worse for others to think THEY are the heroes...

edit: Misunderstood a lot of the video and fixed my mistakes, and I couldn't edit my original post for whatever fucking reason
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Comfy Slippers
194 posts
Joined April 2015
Comfy Slippers

B1rd wrote:

There's a strange phenomenon on forums, with dumb people typing a new paragraph for every sentence.
Depends on the context and the amount of text being written.
Zain Sugieres
579 posts
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Zain Sugieres
I hope America falls
johnmedina999
296 posts
Joined October 2016
johnmedina999
I hope you fall

I hope you have to call life alert
B1rd
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B1rd
TIL the alt-right is after the blood of non-white infants
B1rd
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B1rd
DaddyCoolVipper
342 posts
Joined July 2012
DaddyCoolVipper

B1rd wrote:

B1rd
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B1rd
Is that Destiny? He's looking very smart in his trilby.
B1rd
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B1rd
These are some high-grade memes.

Meah
733 posts
Joined November 2014
Meah
that looks alien
Green Platinum
2,660 posts
Joined July 2011
Green Platinum
Pretty sure all futanari's are automatically Chads.
Foxtrot
1,165 posts
Joined April 2012
Foxtrot

B1rd wrote:

These are some high-grade memes.



https://www.facebook.com/16374907039435 ... 297948350/

goodnight Nasime-chan
B1rd
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B1rd
She was too good for this world.
Tupsu
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Tupsu
johnmedina999
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johnmedina999
good night
Milkshake
532 posts
Joined August 2011
Milkshake
I visited Aurani for a week and now I'm back home on a free day from army, returning tomorrow to the so called "normal routine". I want to die. I don't know how I'm supposed to return to it so quickly, I feel like lying down and dying in bed for days.
Comfy Slippers
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Comfy Slippers


kangz n shiet
B1rd
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B1rd
Here's an interesting bit of trivia: I was playing a game on my hard drive which centered around a protagonist who was repeatedly and brutally raped as a child and made infertile, and then took revenge by killing her abuser(s) with a kitchen knife. Then I went downstairs and read a book (not particularly risque either, just a novel by Dean Koontz) and the exact same thing happened in that plot as well.

Milkshake wrote:

I visited Aurani for a week and now I'm back home on a free day from army, returning tomorrow to the so called "normal routine". I want to die. I don't know how I'm supposed to return to it so quickly, I feel like lying down and dying in bed for days.
Town bicycle of the osu! community.
E m i
E m i
that's my type of game so... can share? :oops:
abraker
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abraker
that page took a while to scroll down through anyway
B1rd
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B1rd
It's a delightful title called "Maiden Rape Assault". Not really that high-quality but at least it was somewhat interesting.
Aurani
762 posts
Joined January 2013
Aurani

B1rd wrote:

Town bicycle of the osu! community.

Are you okay there?
I hope to God that you didn't become IppE 2.0 and called her what I think you did.
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Milkshake
532 posts
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Milkshake

B1rd wrote:

Town bicycle of the osu! community.
"...you are a neckbeard virgin loser who lives in his mum's basement. You are literally the worst kind of person and I'm not gonna bother replying to you any more or even acknowledging your existence in any way."

-- B1rd
Tupsu
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Tupsu

Aurani wrote:

B1rd wrote:

Town bicycle of the osu! community.
Are you okay there?
I hope to God that you didn't become IppE 2.0 and called her what I think you did.
I.. don't see what ippe has to do with any of this, maybe take it up with him personally if you have an issue with something he's said instead of applying his name to someone in a place where he can't reply

that said, jealous much, bird? I bet you wouldn't need to complain about other people having normal relationships if you moved out of the basement and learned how to socialise
DaddyCoolVipper
342 posts
Joined July 2012
DaddyCoolVipper

B1rd wrote:

It's a delightful title called "Maiden Rape Assault". Not really that high-quality but at least it was somewhat interesting.

You forgot to mention the Violent Semen Inferno
Comfy Slippers
194 posts
Joined April 2015
Comfy Slippers


So, I stumbled upon one of these bad boys. Had my doubts, as the debate of 'is utilitarianism morally acceptable' is a touchy subject to most professional philosopher of ethics. I find it good in a sense that Millgram doesn't reject utilitarianism but rather provides a cogent critique.
B1rd
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B1rd
I quite despise utilitarianism.
abraker
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abraker
one for their own
Jordan
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Jordan
h
Exclusives
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Exclusives


okay will do

Zain Sugieres
579 posts
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Zain Sugieres
haha yes
johnmedina999
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johnmedina999
hehe xd
abraker
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abraker
lol
145 posts
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lol
Hika
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Hika
should probably trigger warning that for sensitive people ^

Cause I’m still fuckin eating meat so I don’t care
B1rd
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B1rd
Or you could just refrain from eating circular-roasted pigs.
abraker
Global Moderator
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abraker
I don't care if it's tasty
lol
145 posts
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lol
no
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Serraionga
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Serraionga

abraker wrote:

I don't care if it's tasty
Comfy Slippers
194 posts
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Comfy Slippers

Serraionga wrote:

abraker wrote:

I don't care if it's tasty
Naimae
66 posts
Joined September 2011
Naimae
lmao sorry if this sounds edgy but that video is a wonderful meme

8/10
Aurani
762 posts
Joined January 2013
Aurani

abraker wrote:

I don't care if it's tasty
Seen actual gruesome vids about chicks and other animals being melted into wax-like pastes, still eating meat. Delicious.
Wiwi_
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Wiwi_
im too afraid to go back a page lads
Green Platinum
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Green Platinum
I remember summer days on my friend's farm watching demonstrations of sheep being slaughtered and gutted. Gross but interesting.
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johnmedina999
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Joined October 2016
johnmedina999

Green Platinum wrote:

I remember summer days on my friend's farm watching demonstrations of sheep being slaughtered and gutted. Gross but interesting.
This post is amazing. It starts out as a comfy nostalgia post ("I remember summer days on my friend's farm") but then it turns into a post that is darker in nature ("watching demonstrations of sheep being slaughtered and gutted"). Lastly it ends up with a hint of acceptance for the world, along with a personal opinion on the subject ("Gross but interesting"). This is a 10/10 post! Good job.
B1rd
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B1rd
Vegan ethics are interesting.
abraker
Global Moderator
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abraker
would you eat a cat if it was tasty?
Meah
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Meah

lol wrote:

looks good but replace with bastards
Green Platinum
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Green Platinum

Meah wrote:

looks good but replace with bastards
I hope you know my parents are unmarried :(
Meah
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Meah

Green Platinum wrote:

Meah wrote:

looks good but replace with bastards
I hope you know my parents are unmarried :(
bastards from my own pov
B1rd
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B1rd
johnmedina999
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johnmedina999
lol
abraker
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abraker
0. B1rd             Bird
B1rd
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B1rd
Feels good to have my comment featured in the newspaper again. MFW I'm taking my political shitposting to a national level.
DaddyCoolVipper
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DaddyCoolVipper
Strictly speaking, all online shitposting is shitposting at an international level.
B1rd
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B1rd
>mfw people complain about the holocaust

If the Jews didn't like the nazis then they should have just moved to Somalia. They voluntarily accepted the condition of being genocided by staying in Germany.
BrokenArrow
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BrokenArrow
7.5k posts and this is by far the most retarded thing you've ever said, congratulations I thought you couldn't get much worse than this
B1rd
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B1rd
>German doesn't understand satire

I'm curious as to what other things I've said that are so bad.
Aurani
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Aurani

BrokenArrow wrote:

7.5k posts and this is by far the most retarded thing you've ever said, congratulations I thought you couldn't get much worse than this
You're actually surprised? lol
Green Platinum
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Green Platinum

B1rd wrote:

>German doesn't understand satire.
Your comment wasn't even satirical though.
B1rd
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B1rd

Green Platinum wrote:

B1rd wrote:

>German doesn't understand satire.
Your comment wasn't even satirical though.
Yes it was. It was a satirical reductio ad absurdum argument against people who try to justify government actions by saying you can just leave.

Generally I base by posts on the idea that people are smart enough to understand some subtlety and will realise that if an argument is stupid and illogical, it's not meant to be taken seriously, even if they are ignorant of the topic of the post in question. So I don't dumb down my posts by explaining everything in literal terms.
B1rd
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B1rd
And in this case, there is plenty of context to understand what I'm talking about. Just looked at the two previous posts.
B1rd
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B1rd
Anyway, to change the subject away from politics.

Having a cold shower was a cool experience. It's autumn at the moment, and I just turned the cold water on full blast and hopped under. It really provokes and extreme physiological response, and after a minute or two the water actually feels warm. Having cold showers is supposed to have a lot of health benefits and it feels great, so I can see why the Scandinavians do ice bathing.
abraker
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abraker

B1rd wrote:

Having a cold shower was a cool experience. It's autumn at the moment, and I just turned the cold water on full blast and hopped under. It really provokes and extreme physiological response, and after a minute or two the water actually feels warm. Having cold showers is supposed to have a lot of health benefits and it feels great, so I can see why the Scandinavians do ice bathing.
thinking about it makes me cold. Idk, don't think it's for me. On the contrary, I like hot baths.
B1rd
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B1rd
They both have their merits. However I've always been the coldest getting out of a hot shower in a cold morning. When you take a cold shower it make you cold for the first 15-30 seconds, but then your body starts to heat up a lot to compensate. Or at least it feels like it does.
keremaru
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keremaru
cold water used to feel good when i was younger
then i turned into a mainland american and started using hot water
but then the downside of that was that i was used to being in hot water that the air felt cold
so really cold water is the best water

..now go take a bath in a waterfall
DaddyCoolVipper
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DaddyCoolVipper
Yeah cold showers are apparently really good for you. Too spooky for me though, I like my shower time to be comfortable
Naimae
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Naimae
Hi, sorry I'm late

Allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go.

Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake.
B1rd
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B1rd

citremi wrote:

Hi, sorry I'm late

Allow me to play devil's advocate here for a moment. For all intents and purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a dime a dozen, true virtues are a blessing in disguise. We often put our false morality on a pedestal like a bunch of prima donnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granted. So I ask of you to muster up all the strength you can because it is a dog-eat-dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge chip on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kitchen sink, and even though you are having a field day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sixth sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blind eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero tolerence when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around goes around, and when supply and demand fails you will be the first to go.

Mark my words, when you get down to brass tacks it doesn't take rocket scientist to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who wears the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your pride and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through trial and error but I swear on my mother's maiden name that when you put the pedal to the medal you will pass with flying colours like it’s a piece of cake.
Fixed.
DaddyCoolVipper
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DaddyCoolVipper
Thank you birb
Meah
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Meah
johnmedina999
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johnmedina999
Holy shit bird you didn't have to edit that whole post it's a copypasta wtf

Also, you messed up on "pedal to the medal" (it's metal).

Anyway, this whole discussion reminds me of the time Aurani admitted to bathing in the open air in a waterfall or something. Said he liked to feel the wind on his cheeks.
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Green Platinum
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Green Platinum
I've seen medal, metal and mettle for that saying.
Aurani
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Aurani

johnmedina999 wrote:

Anyway, this whole discussion reminds me of the time Aurani admitted to bathing in the open air in a waterfall or something. Said he liked to feel the wind on his cheeks.
What's wrong with that? Not a single person can see you and it's beautiful on 40 degrees with that lovely breeze hitting your body as the water embraces you.
Pure Heaven
Milkshake
532 posts
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Milkshake
Reminds me of that one time my retarded roommate started washing her dishes using the hot water as I showered, the water turned ice-cold.
Truly a challenging experience, the challenging part being trying to not lose my fucking shit at her. It literally says above our apartment's sink "is someone showering? don't use the water here!"
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VinZentVanDough
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VinZentVanDough

Milkshake wrote:

Reminds me of that one time my retarded roommate started washing her dishes using the hot water as I showered, the water turned ice-cold.
Truly a challenging experience, the challenging part being trying to not lose my fucking shit at her. It literally says above our apartment's sink "is someone showering? don't use the water here!"


People that never follow the rules smh
Comfy Slippers
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Comfy Slippers
Let's go boys and girls! It's politi-test time!

https://8values.github.io
http://www.politiscales.net/en_US


My results


B1rd
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B1rd
Respect women property rights.



The second one is way too convoluted.
ColdTooth
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ColdTooth


I think the first one is also.. kinda misleading. I don't even consider myself a liberal, but this site thinks I am, even though I'm not.
Comfy Slippers
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Comfy Slippers
You can try
https://www.politicalcompass.org/test

Still think that this one is relatively biased
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B1rd
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B1rd
That test is quite bad. An I don't see how Coldtooth isn't a Liberal, according to the bastardised American definition, considering the results on his political test.
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