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keremaru
quick neck cut from behind, then i pull out the vocal coord and stab your eye
Zekks
blunt force using a dildo
Serraionga
splatter a dish of spaghetti with bolognese sauce against his face at neckbreaking speeds
DJ Enetro
Voy a matar Serrai con el japonés hasta que dice "Es demasiado para mí..." y ha se muerto.

(I'm going to kill Serrai with Japanese until he says "it's too much for me..." and has killed himself died.)
Ryoid
Speak in bahasa Sunda until he modar himself
Zekks
sickle to the throat
Achromalia
a wave goodbye ;w;
Husa
Throw him in the bread cutter.
Meah
Feed a lot of worms
Husa
Meah
Feed you a frozen soup
Husa
feed to kraken then
Meah
Have you tasted pudding in rice? ;3
Isshiki Kaname
earrape mans not hot
Keiger
earrape hardbass
yuhaii
earrape with boku no pico moans
Achromalia
earrape with Ryoji Ikeda, Breakcore, IDM, Speedcore, Splittercore, and Extratone

COMBINED, totaling 150 decibels, you're forced to listen with bass-enhanced headphones right on your ears

(all that because you mentioned boku no pico)
Husa
Feed you shoes
Ryoid
Eat your shoes
keremaru
shove the shoes down throat and make them choke :3
DJ Enetro
make your snorlax so thicc that it crushes you to death
keremaru
get liposuction on my snorlax so that it's thicc enough and then crush you with the extra fat :3
MiharuUwU
straped down to a chair and have boku no pico on loop while force feeding you fresh cabbages
Isshiki Kaname
Pokemon S/M doujinshi package
yuhaii
boku no pico.
MiharuUwU
correct all the grammatical errors in the latest fan-fics written by all the teenagers of this world
Keiger
a rocket
DJ Enetro
slice him with a katana, cutting off his limbs, stabbing him in the heart, then cutting off his head
Husa
Cast a deadly spell incantation on you.
yuhaii
reol.
Meah
Blow Yellowstone super volcano
xXOsuPersonXx
natural causes
keremaru
cut their head off with a chainsaw then let wolves feast on their intestines while i gloriously raise their severed head
Meah
flamethrower
keremaru
err
alchoholic backfire from that flamethrower
Achromalia
kills me first but dies because guilt about it or something

or maybe not

i'd probably die though
DJ Enetro
Overload his ears with music
Cocolites
bury him alive
Meah
drink
Husa
burn
MiharuUwU
garbage disposal
Achromalia
forget to recycle
keremaru
dump into meat grinder
Meah
Solar beam
keremaru
counter solar beam w/ chlorophyll bulba, aka the one in my ava
DJ Enetro
Eruption
keremaru
sky drop
Husa
slice you in 3 pieces
keremaru
summon illuminati to abduct you and sacrifice you to the triangle poster
Meah
drop a nailcutter
Isshiki Kaname
nuke north korea instead of south
squirrelpascals
ban anime
DJ Enetro
Disqualify one of this person's beatmaps, enough to force him/her into a permanent depressed state
Achromalia
scrap metal shredder
Husa
just kill him/her
Isshiki Kaname
murder reol and cause a massacre in her area just as if I were having endgame fun in gta game
Husa
torture eriri and make her kill herself then kill you as if I were playing a minigame on roblox
Achromalia

Husa wrote:

just kill him/her
and then feel remorse

but gets over it within a week
a1l2d3r4e5d6
Overfeed.
Husa
squeeze your chin till u die of sweetness
Puri_old_1
Acid bath while alive
DJ Enetro
Drown in a bathtub full of scented water that you were relaxing in a little while ago
a1l2d3r4e5d6
Admit to the Gulags.
Isshiki Kaname
Destroy ther ps3
Puri_old_1
Hug strangulation
Achromalia
accidental depression sorry I didn't mean it ehhhh ;w;

I'm kinda just posting here for uhhhhhh

"no particular reason"
neopolitan-
calling you a "large heck" then dabbing you to the shadow realm
is that too much
oh boy hope i don't get banned
Achromalia

Ultim4 wrote:

calling you a "large heck" then dabbing you to the shadow realm
except youre not as large of a heck :)
neopolitan-

Xuequinox wrote:

except youre not as large of a heck :)
aw ty:)
DJ Enetro
Take the waifu of an avatar this person has, use it to trap him/her in bed until death
Achromalia
metal scrap shredder v2

edgy meme edition
Zain Sugieres
knife
Achromalia
scalpel

makes "Zain Sugieres" look more like "Vein Surgeries"

and then kills you in the process because I'm complete shit and wouldn't know a thing about surgery

then revive you when I get it right
keremaru
sledgehammer owo
Achromalia

keremal wrote:

sledgehammer owo
o boi

probably edgy memes that went a bit too far
keremaru
edgy memes are my strenkth

ot: fiteme man comes and stronks the day
Achromalia
STRONK EDGE MEME that went WAY TOO FAR
Puri_old_1
I would read you Shakespeare again and again until you pass out of fatigue, hunger and mind deterioration. :>
Achromalia

Puri wrote:

I would read you Shakespeare again and again until you pass out of fatigue, hunger and mind deterioration. :>
not sure how that'd kill me since I'd just listen to you read as I went on with my life normally. Then again, you'd have to read it for a pretty long time without sleeping or taking breaks.

Basically, I could actually kill you with that.

So uhh, I don't even really need to come up with anything. You just killed yourself xD
keremaru
how's about some tide pods
schilar
Push him/her off a rooftop.
Achromalia
*boop of depress*
keremaru
probably bash their head in
Perfection
poison their food
Achromalia
*song of depress*
Perfection
i wouldn't ;A;
Achromalia

Perfection wrote:

i wouldn't ;A;
same :c
Bloom
Put him in a dark room for a few hours. Then give him a phone with permanent light theme.

He should die of burns in no time.
Topic Starter
worst fl player
Ive waiting a long time to say this.

I would kill you by reading to you the history of America's greatest role models
Bloom
I'll kill you by mentioning how you're not in that list.
uv937
Force them inside a subwoofer box and play OP by Loud, bass boosted.
Bloom
Install Windows Vista and hope for them to commit suicide.
DJ Enetro
Kill you with that alien in your sig
Tyistiana
Use that finger in your profile pic to stab your eyes
Achromalia
Gradually drown you in a pit of lava, dunked headfirst at a slow descent.

Kill me.

Thanks in advance.
Bloom
Crush him up to make bonemeal..
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I wouldn't
(i'm not insane...)
Achromalia
I wouldn't.

That is, if I weren't forced to, unable to do otherwise.
Greninja
Isnt he already dead
Achromalia

Greninja wrote:

Isnt he already dead
"How would you kill the person above!" does not equate to "How would you kill the avatar above!".

Hmm.

Death by terminal disease. Let's just hope it's not painful and your death is peaceful.
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