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CARD AGAINST HUMANITY

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LiLi
Osu! will destroy your life.

I will ___________ tonight after I ____________ you.
Kruzon
I will have luxurious dinner tonight after I roasted you

Please _______________ I don't want to _______________
Zaphkael
Please drain your blood, I don't want to make my hands dirty when I kill you.
If I _______ now, will you _________?
Fourth
If I do a school shooting now, will you still be with me?

________ are bad for your health. Instead of using/eating that please try __________.
LiLi
Human feces are bad for your health. Instead of using/eating that please try their hearts.

Tomorrow I will ____________ but it have to be with _________________.
Kruzon
tomorrow i will learn karate but it have to be with john cena

don't ____________ because ____________
Kao
Don't play osu because.

my _____ IS _____!!!!
Fourth
my cat IS ON FIREE!!!!

Please ______ yourself. Because you are ______.
Kao
Please kill yourself. Because you are too fabulous

I wish my ________ would _______ me so hard.
Kruzon
i wish my penguin would cat me so hard

take a _________ before __________
levesterz
Take a can of red bull before trying to fc a song

_______you if _______ dont ______
Kruzon
thank you if you don't eat me

_________ yesterday ________
LiLi
I died yesterday morning

Did you see that ____________? I swear I though it was ______________.
Fourth
Did you see that shit over there? I swear I though it was Kanye.


______ her right in the _______.
Kruzon
squeeze her right in the cheek

_________ GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH ___________
45Traeath
nnnnggggGYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH-- *dead*


Stop! ________ this ________ will ________ me.
clover
Stop! Doing this (this being ur mum HAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA) will kill me

Always give 100 percent, unless _________
Topic Starter
jyling
Always give 100 percent, unless i missed


/r/osugame is ________
Fourth
/r/osugame is the worst meme out there
Topic Starter
jyling

Fourth wrote:

/r/osugame is the worst meme out there
i don't have any __________ in osu!
45Traeath
I don't have any accuracy in Osu!.

Oh no...... ________, I knew it.
Blitzfrog
Oh no...... Deeznutsonyourchin, I knew it.
Daichi Shinku
Oh no I liked to lick that guy's accuracy so much i could die from it Deeznutsonyourchin, I knew it.

That feeling when _______________, Man I love to lick it again.
-Kyu
That feeling when licking a dead thread is so good, Man I love to lick it again.


Oh Lord ____,bless me with your ____
Topic Starter
jyling
Oh lord cookiezi , bless me with your osuskills




For my next trick, I will pull _____ out of _____
45Traeath
For my next trick, I will pull sand out of my pocket.

So... how's your ________?
kai99
So.. how's your necro?

I'd like some _________ and _________ please.
45Traeath
I'd like some fries and a cooooooooooooooooooooooooke please.
(Coming from "Whose Line is it Anyway?".)

This, is the best ________ fish I've ever seen.
Comfy Slippers
This, is the best zander fish I've ever seen.

___ stole my bike
Blitzfrog
Deez nuts stole my bike

I want to ____ deez nuts on your _____
Rwyta
I want to chop deez nuts on your fake penis.

Onii-chan, I ____ you but please don't ____ my ____.
Blitzfrog
Onii-chan, I want you but please don't blow my circle.

Could you put your _____ into my _____?
Sentencings
Could you put your circles into my osu! skin?

Look at this ____ that I just found. When we say ____, throw it on ____.
Comfy Slippers
Look at this loli that I just found. When we say ayylmao, throw it on the ground.

If you smeeeeeeeell, what the _____ is _______.
45Traeath
If you smeeeeeeeell, what the creep is "smurfing" there.

Get ________ ready, ________ is about to go under the desk.
ElliottB1
Get your soul ready, the rarest meme is about to go under the desk.

I can't believe ______ is ______.
kai99
I can't believe life is OT.

Do you want to _________ and ________ with me?
Sentencings
Do you want to bfdi and chill with me?

Oh my ____ where ____ are ____!
Blitzfrog
Oh my Lordy where farts are hidden

_____ Is what I call ____ because it _____ me
Flanster
That Is what I call shitposting because it suits me

Aaaaugh! _____ crashed! Im ______!
Blitzfrog
Aaaaaaugh! PC crashed! I'm Bwoah!

Give me _____ because I am ____
Flanster
Give me food because I am hungry.

Maybe you have a ________ because its not ________
Blitzfrog
Maybe you have a mental-issue because it's not English

I am ____ and I ____ people who ____ on ____
Flanster
I am angery and I love people who roast me on OT.

Who needs ______ when you have _______
Blitzfrog
Who needs mods when you have Blitzfrog

Everytime I log on I say ____
45Traeath
Everytime I log on I say "Bijour".

Uuhh... How did _____ even succeed in _____?
Daichi Shinku
delet this post.
Qiyana
Uuhh... How did children in asia even succeed in licking dog pee?

Stop _____ on my _____!
Daichi Shinku
Stop Stepping on my Peepee!

Hello _____? Yes I like some _____ Pizza.
45Traeath
Hello <911>? Yes I like some <cocain cheese> Pizza.

Try again, you'll certainly succeed in _____ with _____.
Achromalia
Try again, you'll certainly succeed in (finding a notable talent) with (drinking sewage water).

Well, you'd be good at ______ if maybe you actually ______.
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