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How to roast Blitzfrog ft. abraker
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Akakai99 wrote:
hi im kai
hi im new here and i genuinely have no idea thefuck is happening. will it get better as I come here more often?
stop quoting thissssBlitzfrog wrote:
Akakai99 wrote:
hi im kai
hi im new here and i genuinely have no idea thefuck is happening. will it get better as I come here more often?
Allmynamestaken wrote:
Says the person who is autistic enough to take something I say from Off-topic seriously.
Also, please stay as a virgin so that autism won't inherit down to someone's child.
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Well you're right I actually have autism
Then again this is coming from a guy who doesn't know how to really live their life in a strong way, dissing me in a "spray and pray" way. He should be only a private if he join the military
Roast #6 -> Allmynamestaken
lmaoooooo smoke weed everyday
SM0K3 W33D 3V3RYDAYkai99 wrote:
lmaoooooo smoke weed everyday
SM0K3 W33D
illuminatiBlitzfrog wrote:
SM0K3 W33D 3V3RYDAYkai99 wrote:
lmaoooooo smoke weed everyday
SM0K3 W33D
Topic Starter
wait...kai99 wrote:
illuminatiBlitzfrog wrote:
SM0K3 W33D 3V3RYDAY
SM0K3 W33D
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*GASP*
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Topic Starter
Meah wrote:
One drop of Meah is all you need
abraker wrote:
Meah wrote:
One drop of Meah is all you need
johnmedina999 wrote:
One drop of Me is all you need
Guess your mommy got what she neededjohnmedina999 wrote:
johnmedina999 wrote:
One drop of Me is all you need
Dropped you too hard doe
I'm the shield that Blitzfrog wields against your fire
Master; please teach me your ways.Blitzfrog wrote:
Guess your mommy got what she needed
Dropped you too hard doe
johnmedina999 wrote:
johnmedina999 wrote:
One drop of Me is all you need
Topic Starter
Alright follow these steps and you will learn the ways:johnmedina999 wrote:
Master; please teach me your ways.Blitzfrog wrote:
Guess your mommy got what she needed
Dropped you too hard doe
1) Forget you have a dick. You are not getting your dick stuck in anything this time. Tuck in your vaginas and assholes too, you won't be needing those either
2) Pick yourself up by the feet. Make sure you are defying physics and floating above ground. If you have trouble doing this step, you prob got a boner from the previous step
3) Now raise the arm holding your feet up and pull back. Go as far back as you can. Build up that energy
4) Now swing the hand as hard as you can, releasing your legs. If you don't go off flying, you are probably spinning in place. Just throw up a couple times and you should be ok
5) You should have hit something by the time you are reading this step, and hopefully by your head. If not, repeat this entire damn thing again until you get a concussion.
6) Not exactly dropping, but now you got profit... and a mental disorder. You are welcome!
Or you can just be like me and have your mom drop you for youabraker wrote:
Alright follow these steps and you will learn the ways:
1) Forget you have a dick. You are not getting your dick stuck in anything this time. Tuck in your vaginas and assholes too, you won't be needing those either
2) Pick yourself up by the feet. Make sure you are defying physics and floating above ground. If you have trouble doing this step, you prob got a boner from the previous step
3) Now raise the arm holding your feet up and pull back. Go as far back as you can. Build up that energy
4) Now swing the hand as hard as you can, releasing your legs. If you don't go off flying, you are probably spinning in place. Just throw up a couple times and you should be ok
5) You should have hit something by the time you are reading this step, and hopefully by your head. If not, repeat this entire damn thing again until you get a concussion.
6) Not exactly dropping, but now you got profit... and a mental disorder. You are welcome!
wew
Topic Starter
Your grandmother is dead. She had a fate worse than being roastedBlitzfrog wrote:
Or you can just be like me and have your mom drop you for you