You know who is a guy with free time?
I need to go through every new thread and record its UTC date from inspect element, link and name. I need to go through every new post. I need to see if the player in question unlocked anything new, and if they did, copy over the thread link and the UTC date from inspect element and the action over to their table. Then run a script that updates each player's spreadsheat.
And I've been doing this one or more times a day for 2.5 weeks now.
I spend 2 hours on this a day. Give me a brake. Kai and Blitzfrog have nothing on this in their demonstrated acts.