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JeromeTT
what is this?
DaddyCoolVipper
This topic sucks. All posts should stop.
Rizevim
don't stop!
45Traeath
THIS. IS. SPARTA!!!!

(I can't stop saying this.)
MagicalPug
I has a new brown switch lockboard!
Rizevim
holy shit!
earthquake aim
󠀡
Rizevim
lol
MagicalPug
This is rlly shitty
Nightstalker
I can do this stuff all day long. Swag.
Bonk
If Youth, throughout all history, had had a champion to stand up for it; to show a doubting world that a child can think; and, possibly, do it practically, you wouldn't constantly run across folks today who claim that "a child don't know anything." A child's brain starts functioning at birth; and has, amongst its many infant convolutions, thousands of dormant atoms, into which God has put a mystic possibility for noticing an adult's act, and figuring out its purport.

Up to about its primary school days a child thinks, naturally, only of play. But many a form of play contains disciplinary factor. "You can't do this," or "that puts out out," shows a child that it must think, practically, or fail. Now, if, throughout childhood, a brain has no opposition, it is plain that it will attain a position of "status quo," as with our ordinary animals. Man knows not why a cow, dog, or lion was not born with a brain on a par with ours; why such animals cannot add, subtract, or obtain from books and schooling, that paramount position which Man Holds today.

But a human brain is not in that class. Constantly throbbing and pulsating, it rapidly forms opinions; attaining an ability of its own; a fact which is startlingly shown by an occasional child "prodigy" in music or school work. And as, with our dumb animals, a child's inability convincingly to impart its thoughts to us, should not class it as ignorant.

Upon this basis I am going to show you how a bunch of bright young folks did find a champion; a man with boys and girls of his own; a man of so dominating and happy individuality that Youth is drawn to him as is a fly to a sugar bowl. It is a story about a small town. It is not a gossipy yarn; nor is it a dry, monotonous account, full of such customary "fill-ins" as "romantic moonlight casting murky shadows down a long, winding country road." Nor will it say anything about tinklings lulling distant folds; robins carolling at twilight, nor any "warm glow of lamplight" from a cabin window. No. It is an account of up-and-doing activity; a vivid portrayal of Youth as it is today; and a practical discarding of that worn-out notion that "a child don't know anything."

Now, any author, from history's dawn, always had that most important aid to writing:—an ability to call upon any word in his dictionary in building up his story. That is, our strict laws as to word construction did not block his path. But in my story that mighty obstruction will constantly stand in my path; for many an important, common word I cannot adopt, owing to its orthography.

I shall act as a sort of historian for this small town; associating with its inhabitants, and striving to acquaint you with its youths, in such a way that you can look, knowingly, upon any child, rich or poor; forward or "backward;" your won, or John Smith's, in your community. You will find many young minds aspiring to know how, and WHY such a thing is so. And if a child shows curiosity in that way, how ridiculous it is for to snap out:—

"Oh! Don't ask about things too old for you!"

Such a jolt to a young child's mind, craving instruction, is apt so to dull its avidity, as to hold it back in its school work. Try to look upon a child as a small, soft young body and a rapidly growing, constantly inquiring brain. It must grow to maturity slowly. Forcing a child through school by constant night study during hours in which it should run and play, can bring on insomnia; handicapping both brain and body.
Rizevim
wow , that's so long
Bonk
I know, right? Kappa
Razzy
[full transcript of a book known as A Void, or La disparition in its original form, by an author who was a part of Oulipo, a group known for writing with unusual constraints, such as avoiding a particularly common glyph in many forms of writing]
Blitzfrog
Raspbrril,a typical osu player, a nrd

Nirds arr the best pipo
Razzy

Blitzfrog wrote:

Raspberriel being a typical osu player, a nerd

Nerds are the best people
good job ignoring this topic's point ;)
Zekks
good job, you dumb fuck
Blitzfrog
Fix'd
Edgar_Figaro
Why can't blitzfrog follow instructions? It's not that hard
Blitzfrog
I don't know man. Instruction is just damn hard to follow. I was always told to follow Mom and Dad's instructions. Its just such a pain. Why can't I do what I want? Stop trying to push Blitzfrog to do what you want!!
Edgar_Figaro
Inquiry. Is it ok to put a common acronym that would normally contain said symbol such as "MP3"? But if you input it in as an acronym it would not contain said symbol?
Battle
what
Edgar_Figaro
Basically what I am saying is that an acronym may contain it but by putting it in acronym form you avoid using it. Just asking if this is ok?
Arospity
Arospity is hot
WavePoint
You all cannot trickshot in CoD
Blitzfrog
For mankind is but a drunk satyr. Had Gods not taught it's pitiful rubbish a way to talk, our world would miss it's diabolic trash and sprung randiantly with natural art. Although it is also truthful to say OT is an innovation from souls of a God. Shall all of us pray to that God, calling him Lord Lock
user_of_pencil
This topic is hard and stupid.
Golterboose
Trigg'r'd that I cannot say what I want :(
Blitzfrog

Zenmetsu wrote:

Trigg'r'd that I cannot say what I want :(
Smart humans only post
Edgar_Figaro

Blitzfrog wrote:

For mankind is but a drunk satyr. Had Gods not taught it's pitiful rubbish a way to talk, our world would miss it's diabolic trash and sprung randiantly with natural art. Although it is also truthful to say OT is an innovation from soul of a God itself. Shall all of us pray to that God, calling him Lord Lock
Sorry Blitzfrog it was such a witty grouping of words, lost by that awful marking. :(

I will admit it is difficult to not sound moronic and follow this forum's chat policy whilst typing.
Blitzfrog

Edgar_Figaro wrote:

Blitzfrog wrote:

For mankind is but a drunk satyr. Had Gods not taught it's pitiful rubbish a way to talk, our world would miss it's diabolic trash and sprung randiantly with natural art. Although it is also truthful to say OT is an innovation from soul of a God itself. Shall all of us pray to that God, calling him Lord Lock
Sorry Blitzfrog it was such a witty grouping of words, lost by that awful marking. :(

I will admit it is difficult to not sound moronic and follow this forum's chat policy whilst typing.
I thought you would not find out so I didn't fix it
Fourth
b3nis
Sentencings
I want my pizza now
kai99
how do you do this

it's too hard :/
Blitzfrog

kai99 wrote:

how do you do this

it's too hard :/
Git gud
Blitzfrog
Nobody's fault but my own
Walk down this road with a loan.
I said that I'd stay but I don't
Follow my words so you know
I'm lying and fighting but within I'm dying and crying
And I'm trying and trying but I'm always failing and failing
All I want is your loving and caring
But I f*** up so all I got is you hating
Just know baby that I am sorry
Stupid Idiot
This is too simple. Do you still have anything more difficult than this? (Oh boy I did it)
Blitzfrog

Espalza wrote:

This is too simple. Do you still have anything more difficult than this? (Oh boy I did it)
Mhmm you did it

It's basic isn't it
user_of_pencil
Good luck and stay fun with your other posts in this topic
JohnnyKnoxville
thanks
45Traeath
Try again.
kai99

Blitzfrog wrote:

Nobody's fault but my own
Walk down this road with a loan.
I said that I'd stay but I don't
Follow my words so you know
I'm lying and fighting but within I'm dying and crying
And I'm trying and trying but I'm always failing and failing
All I want is your loving and caring
But I f*** up so all I got is you hating
Just know baby that I am sorry
holy shit
i hafta admit

this god
Foxtrot

user_of_pencil wrote:

Good luck and stay fun with your other posts in this topic
It's not that difficult.
Blitzfrog

Foxtrot wrote:

It's not that difficult.
4 words
Duh it's not difficult
Foxtrot
>totally missing my point
Blitzfrog

Foxtrot wrote:

>totally missing my point

Blitzfrog wrote:

Foxtrot wrote:

It's not that difficult.
4 words
Duh it's not difficult.

Got point now
kai99
how do you guys do this lol..
im out of vocab
gracefu
im also out of vocab
tbh i don't think you can actually say anything substantial without yii
kai99
Think I can fly, think I can fly when I'm with you.

I wanna run away
I wanna run away

I wanna run away
Just you and I, I, I, I, I
you and I, I, I, I, I (x3)
Just you and I
Blitzfrog
That is only for you
You can pass on substantial information through synonyms and arranging words into formations that avoid using 'yiii'
Its all just about how big your dictionary is
Edgar_Figaro
It is tricky at first to construct words into a way that avoids "yii" and still say anything substantial, but with a good vocabulary it can work. Still it is a pain constantly having to stop and think of synonyms for words.
-SayaKai
Yggdrasil is my dirt waif
Blitzfrog
Uh Oh
Two Kais
Not good...
Two micro dicks...
kai99
Uh Oh
Two Blitzfrogs
Not good...
Two diamond tiny dicks...
-SayaKai
wat
Blitzfrog
Ok so if Kai99 has micro dick
SayaKai must also got micro dick
Oh boy
-SayaKai

Blitzfrog wrote:

Ok so if Kai99 has micro dick
SayaKai must also got micro dick
Oh boy
watdfuq?
Blitzfrog
Tfw you just skip out on a word cus you can't post with a "yiii"
-SayaKai
I am a Narumaya fag bish
Blitzfrog
Good to know
But you still Kai
-SayaKai
Nah, that ign was dat ship na--- oh great nevermind.
Blitzfrog

-SayaKai wrote:

Nah, that ign was dat ship na--- oh great nevermind.
Annnnnd this boy didn't follow post policy
-SayaKai
I cannot do this, fk
Blitzfrog
Rip SayaKai
-SayaKai
lmao I still can't do this m8
Blitzfrog
It's basic. All you got to do is find synonyms of words, switch it around and wabam you did it
Sentencings
I'm finding my ravioli.
JohnnyKnoxville
Good luck finding your ravioli
45Traeath
I'm trying too hard.
Blitzfrog
Nah you ain't trying hard if you only post 4 words
Edgar_Figaro
I think at minimum it should contain thirty words although if you can add additional it'll go to show how witty you sound. Why thirty you may ask? It simply is first amount not containing "yii" that is two plus digits so I could say it :D
Blitzfrog

Edgar_Figaro wrote:

I think at minimum it should contain thirty words although if you can add additional it'll go to show how witty you sound. Why thirty you may ask? It simply is first amount not containing "yii" that is two plus digits so I could say it :D
Till I fall down,
From my clown,
I'll flow right through fat clowns.
And I'll knockdown,
All who doubt my ruling
Blast that countdown.
I will pound, I frown, you drown, tryna swim out
Turn around, say hi to your burial ground.

Burn in damnation,
Frustration,
Duration of Infinity.
An illusion,
Confusion,
Wrong notion,
Surpassing Blitzy?

What you got,
Figaro forgot
Blitzy passing thirty.
And you cannot,
Say Blitz sucks,
Cus I did this whilst rhyming
slithien
That's a long ass post you just did, wish I could do long posts as good as that with the sick rhyming.
laura-
your christmas hat is gay
Edgar_Figaro

slithien wrote:

That's a long ass post you just did, wish I could do long posts as good as that with the sick rhyming.
Usually small words that will catch you up without your knowing. Probably could just omit that word and it would flow just as good. But I will admit I can't do crazy stuff with rhyming as blitzfrog can :( . Also blitz I wasn't trying to say what you said wasn't good but simply saying that four was bad and that thirty is a good goal to shoot for.
slithien
Forgot about that word whoops, also -Tatsuo you can go sit on a giant dildo, Christmas will last for 365 days just you watch .
Blitzfrog

Blitzfrog wrote:

slithien wrote:

Forgot about that word whoops, also -Tatsuo you can go sit on a giant dildo, Christmas will last for 365 days just you watch .
Funny
You can't pass "yiii"-ly policy, and thinks you can go through Christmas?

Edgar_Figaro wrote:

slithien wrote:

That's a long ass post you just did, wish I could do long posts as good as that with the sick rhyming.
Usually small words that will catch you up without your knowing. Probably could just omit that word and it would flow just as good. But I will admit I can't do crazy stuff with rhyming as blitzfrog can :( . Also blitz I wasn't trying to say what you said wasn't good but simply saying that four was bad and that thirty is a good goal to shoot for.
Wasn't thinking about that that way but ok
Nor did I post 4 word posts
I took out a chunk of hair during my post btw.
Hitoshirenu Shourai
I think y'all do cool stuff with words. That's just my opinion though. I'm not wrong, guys! I might be lying though. If I am, may gods crush my larynx. ^^

Edit: CRAP I failed with "be" qq
Blitzfrog

Hitoshirenu Shourai wrote:

I think y'all do cool stuff with words. That's just my opinion though. I'm not wrong, guys! I might be lying though. If I am, may gods crush my larynx. ^^
Oh boy
Hitoshirenu Shourai
I know, I'm bad at this kinda thing.
Blitzfrog
I don't know man, I find this kind of thing fun and not too hard. It's all about having a big vocabulary and using it
Hitoshirenu Shourai
If you contain a big vocabulary in your brain, that isn't a thing that's all that good, in my opinion. But my opinion is dumb, so~
Blitzfrog
I would say that is wrong!!
Hitoshirenu Shourai
I would say you can think what you want but still fail~
Edgar_Figaro
Having a big vocabulary is a good thing I would say. I can't think of a way that it is bad. I think you might think it's bad as it might look as a way to show off, but as long as you don't go around bragging about it or trying to sound wordy I think it's ok.
Blitzfrog
^Uh oh, I did a bad
45Traeath
I think I can do it.
If I do it in a way only I can... Mmmm...
I don't think that will work, though.

Do you think I could do it?
Saeto_old_1
It's funny.
kai99
im hungry but i still hafta study smh
Blitzfrog
I think OT is liking our stuff. It got valhallad too!!
kai99
mhmm, that was good stuff.
Blitzfrog
Can't flood too much or mods will kill my ass
Serraionga
not fair

i suck at this >:( >:(
kai99
it is a known fact that blitz did flood forums and got punishd rip
Blitzfrog

kai99 wrote:

punishd
I'll fix that for you

I think what you want to say is:

It is a known fact that Blitzfrog is so cool Flans had to punish him
kai99
:thinking:
Fhaye
Avocado
Meah
Salad
kai99
potato salad sounds good
Blitzfrog
I want buffalo wings
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