god.

dog.

How about no.

whoops.

Old MacDonald had a farm, iii-ayy-iii-ayy-oh

ouch,my wrist hurts.

Howdy! My parrot is hungry now, it want a food that's crispy and yummy for his tummy! :3

smooth!

I want foots.

I am so hungry

lul

I don't know what to think about this.

i know right

do you sit on chairs?

I do sit in chairs, actually. Thanks for asking!

coconut milk.

No thanks, I don't want any. How about a ham sandwich?

anything in nglish without ''.

ran away

Gifts.

what

I'd try to say as much as I can without using that thing, but it turns out that it's just too hard.
Don't quit though, a man did a book without that in it, just it wasn't that famous.

I am a kawaii potato

dick

I long for a day in which such artificial, shallow, and outright bullshit post-industrialization concoctions of colloquial linguistics diminish to its minor origins -- to a status of flat humor and banal play -- but today, my wanton companions, today is not that day.

i can go without that thing, but it looks kinda hard to post without that thing
but i did it anyways, i am proud.

x

My cat is gay and it runs too much in my room. it knocks my stuff down. My cat's soo jumpy, my cat got hit by a car. Now my cat isn't so jumpy at all. It's so cool now and my stuff isn't knocking down

jyling wrote:

My cat is gay and it runs too much in my room. it knocks my stuff down. My cat's soo jumpy, my cat got hit by a car. Now my cat isn't so jumpy at all. It's so cool now and my stuff isn't knocking down

Your grammatical articulation is lacking in volubility

what is this?

This topic sucks. All posts should stop.

don't stop!

THIS. IS. SPARTA!!!!

(I can't stop saying this.)

I has a new brown switch lockboard!

holy shit!

󠀡

lol

This is rlly shitty

I can do this stuff all day long. Swag.

If Youth, throughout all history, had had a champion to stand up for it; to show a doubting world that a child can think; and, possibly, do it practically, you wouldn't constantly run across folks today who claim that "a child don't know anything." A child's brain starts functioning at birth; and has, amongst its many infant convolutions, thousands of dormant atoms, into which God has put a mystic possibility for noticing an adult's act, and figuring out its purport.

Up to about its primary school days a child thinks, naturally, only of play. But many a form of play contains disciplinary factor. "You can't do this," or "that puts out out," shows a child that it must think, practically, or fail. Now, if, throughout childhood, a brain has no opposition, it is plain that it will attain a position of "status quo," as with our ordinary animals. Man knows not why a cow, dog, or lion was not born with a brain on a par with ours; why such animals cannot add, subtract, or obtain from books and schooling, that paramount position which Man Holds today.

But a human brain is not in that class. Constantly throbbing and pulsating, it rapidly forms opinions; attaining an ability of its own; a fact which is startlingly shown by an occasional child "prodigy" in music or school work. And as, with our dumb animals, a child's inability convincingly to impart its thoughts to us, should not class it as ignorant.

Upon this basis I am going to show you how a bunch of bright young folks did find a champion; a man with boys and girls of his own; a man of so dominating and happy individuality that Youth is drawn to him as is a fly to a sugar bowl. It is a story about a small town. It is not a gossipy yarn; nor is it a dry, monotonous account, full of such customary "fill-ins" as "romantic moonlight casting murky shadows down a long, winding country road." Nor will it say anything about tinklings lulling distant folds; robins carolling at twilight, nor any "warm glow of lamplight" from a cabin window. No. It is an account of up-and-doing activity; a vivid portrayal of Youth as it is today; and a practical discarding of that worn-out notion that "a child don't know anything."

Now, any author, from history's dawn, always had that most important aid to writing:—an ability to call upon any word in his dictionary in building up his story. That is, our strict laws as to word construction did not block his path. But in my story that mighty obstruction will constantly stand in my path; for many an important, common word I cannot adopt, owing to its orthography.

I shall act as a sort of historian for this small town; associating with its inhabitants, and striving to acquaint you with its youths, in such a way that you can look, knowingly, upon any child, rich or poor; forward or "backward;" your won, or John Smith's, in your community. You will find many young minds aspiring to know how, and WHY such a thing is so. And if a child shows curiosity in that way, how ridiculous it is for to snap out:—

"Oh! Don't ask about things too old for you!"

Such a jolt to a young child's mind, craving instruction, is apt so to dull its avidity, as to hold it back in its school work. Try to look upon a child as a small, soft young body and a rapidly growing, constantly inquiring brain. It must grow to maturity slowly. Forcing a child through school by constant night study during hours in which it should run and play, can bring on insomnia; handicapping both brain and body.

wow , that's so long

I know, right? Kappa

[full transcript of a book known as A Void, or La disparition in its original form, by an author who was a part of Oulipo, a group known for writing with unusual constraints, such as avoiding a particularly common glyph in many forms of writing]

Raspbrril,a typical osu player, a nrd

Nirds arr the best pipo

Blitzfrog wrote:

Raspberriel being a typical osu player, a nerd

Nerds are the best people

good job ignoring this topic's point

good job, you dumb fuck

Fix'd

Why can't blitzfrog follow instructions? It's not that hard

I don't know man. Instruction is just damn hard to follow. I was always told to follow Mom and Dad's instructions. Its just such a pain. Why can't I do what I want? Stop trying to push Blitzfrog to do what you want!!

Inquiry. Is it ok to put a common acronym that would normally contain said symbol such as "MP3"? But if you input it in as an acronym it would not contain said symbol?

what

Basically what I am saying is that an acronym may contain it but by putting it in acronym form you avoid using it. Just asking if this is ok?

Arospity is hot

You all cannot trickshot in CoD

For mankind is but a drunk satyr. Had Gods not taught it's pitiful rubbish a way to talk, our world would miss it's diabolic trash and sprung randiantly with natural art. Although it is also truthful to say OT is an innovation from souls of a God. Shall all of us pray to that God, calling him Lord Lock

This topic is hard and stupid.

Trigg'r'd that I cannot say what I want

Zenmetsu wrote:

Trigg'r'd that I cannot say what I want

Smart humans only post

Blitzfrog wrote:

For mankind is but a drunk satyr. Had Gods not taught it's pitiful rubbish a way to talk, our world would miss it's diabolic trash and sprung randiantly with natural art. Although it is also truthful to say OT is an innovation from soul of a God itself. Shall all of us pray to that God, calling him Lord Lock

Sorry Blitzfrog it was such a witty grouping of words, lost by that awful marking.

I will admit it is difficult to not sound moronic and follow this forum's chat policy whilst typing.

Edgar_Figaro wrote:

Blitzfrog wrote:

For mankind is but a drunk satyr. Had Gods not taught it's pitiful rubbish a way to talk, our world would miss it's diabolic trash and sprung randiantly with natural art. Although it is also truthful to say OT is an innovation from soul of a God itself. Shall all of us pray to that God, calling him Lord Lock

Sorry Blitzfrog it was such a witty grouping of words, lost by that awful marking.

I will admit it is difficult to not sound moronic and follow this forum's chat policy whilst typing.

I thought you would not find out so I didn't fix it

b3nis

I want my pizza now

how do you do this

it's too hard :/

kai99 wrote:

how do you do this

it's too hard :/

Git gud

Nobody's fault but my own
Walk down this road with a loan.
I said that I'd stay but I don't
Follow my words so you know
I'm lying and fighting but within I'm dying and crying
And I'm trying and trying but I'm always failing and failing
All I want is your loving and caring
But I f*** up so all I got is you hating
Just know baby that I am sorry

This is too simple. Do you still have anything more difficult than this? (Oh boy I did it)

Espalza wrote:

This is too simple. Do you still have anything more difficult than this? (Oh boy I did it)

Mhmm you did it

It's basic isn't it

Good luck and stay fun with your other posts in this topic

thanks

Try again.

Blitzfrog wrote:

Nobody's fault but my own
Walk down this road with a loan.
I said that I'd stay but I don't
Follow my words so you know
I'm lying and fighting but within I'm dying and crying
And I'm trying and trying but I'm always failing and failing
All I want is your loving and caring
But I f*** up so all I got is you hating
Just know baby that I am sorry

holy shit
i hafta admit

this god

user_of_pencil wrote:

Good luck and stay fun with your other posts in this topic

It's not that difficult.

Foxtrot wrote:

It's not that difficult.

4 words
Duh it's not difficult

>totally missing my point

Foxtrot wrote:

>totally missing my point

Blitzfrog wrote:

Foxtrot wrote:

It's not that difficult.

4 words
Duh it's not difficult.

Got point now

how do you guys do this lol..
im out of vocab

im also out of vocab
tbh i don't think you can actually say anything substantial without yii

Think I can fly, think I can fly when I'm with you.

I wanna run away
I wanna run away

I wanna run away
Just you and I, I, I, I, I
you and I, I, I, I, I (x3)
Just you and I

That is only for you
You can pass on substantial information through synonyms and arranging words into formations that avoid using 'yiii'
Its all just about how big your dictionary is

It is tricky at first to construct words into a way that avoids "yii" and still say anything substantial, but with a good vocabulary it can work. Still it is a pain constantly having to stop and think of synonyms for words.

Yggdrasil is my dirt waif

Uh Oh
Two Kais
Not good...
Two micro dicks...

Uh Oh
Two Blitzfrogs
Not good...
Two diamond tiny dicks...

wat

Ok so if Kai99 has micro dick
SayaKai must also got micro dick
Oh boy

Blitzfrog wrote:

Ok so if Kai99 has micro dick
SayaKai must also got micro dick
Oh boy

watdfuq?

Tfw you just skip out on a word cus you can't post with a "yiii"

I am a Narumaya fag bish

Good to know
But you still Kai

Nah, that ign was dat ship na--- oh great nevermind.

-SayaKai wrote:

Nah, that ign was dat ship na--- oh great nevermind.

Annnnnd this boy didn't follow post policy

I cannot do this, fk

Rip SayaKai

lmao I still can't do this m8

It's basic. All you got to do is find synonyms of words, switch it around and wabam you did it

I'm finding my ravioli.

Good luck finding your ravioli

I'm trying too hard.

Nah you ain't trying hard if you only post 4 words

I think at minimum it should contain thirty words although if you can add additional it'll go to show how witty you sound. Why thirty you may ask? It simply is first amount not containing "yii" that is two plus digits so I could say it

Edgar_Figaro wrote:

I think at minimum it should contain thirty words although if you can add additional it'll go to show how witty you sound. Why thirty you may ask? It simply is first amount not containing "yii" that is two plus digits so I could say it

Till I fall down,
From my clown,
I'll flow right through fat clowns.
And I'll knockdown,
All who doubt my ruling
Blast that countdown.
I will pound, I frown, you drown, tryna swim out
Turn around, say hi to your burial ground.

Burn in damnation,
Frustration,
Duration of Infinity.
An illusion,
Confusion,
Wrong notion,
Surpassing Blitzy?

What you got,
Figaro forgot
Blitzy passing thirty.
And you cannot,
Say Blitz sucks,
Cus I did this whilst rhyming