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ITT 2: We post shit that is neither funny nor interesting

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Antlia-
tfw you get silenced for typing something in the wrong chat Channel
Razzy

lol wrote:

:?

B1rd wrote:

STOP KNIVES SAVE LIVES

BAN ASSAULT KNIVES

No law-abiding citizen needs a high-capacity knife block. People are too irresponsible to be trusted with such dangerous weapons, and access to them might prompt otherwise normal people to go on murderous rampages at the slightest lapse of judgement. You think chopping vegetables is a valid reason? No. In our current society, highly-trained and professional French chefs are available at a moment's notice whenever you need to make that ratatouille dish. Stop making excuses.
what are you even saying
parodying gun control advocates
abraker

B1rd wrote:

In our current society, highly-trained and professional French chefs are available at a moment's notice whenever you need to make that ratatouille dish.
You lost me here.
johnmedina999

abraker wrote:

B1rd wrote:

In our current society, highly-trained and professional French chefs are available at a moment's notice whenever you need to make that ratatouille dish.
You lost me here.
"In our current society, highly-trained and professional police officers are available at a moment's notice whenever you need protection."
Blitzfrog
In our current society, highly trained and professional memers are available at a moment of notice whenever you need them to meme

Deez nuts on your chin
Rurree

Hika wrote:

Madvillain wrote:

Props to all the long posts, guys. I mean, I never read any of them, but mad props, they seem quite lengthy and definitely made with effort!
Stfu.
:(
abraker

johnmedina999 wrote:

abraker wrote:

You lost me here.
"In our current society, highly-trained and professional police officers are available at a moment's notice whenever you need protection."
That makes more sense.
Foxtrot

B1rd wrote:

STOP KNIVES SAVE LIVES

BAN ASSAULT KNIVES

No law-abiding citizen needs a high-capacity knife block. People are too irresponsible to be trusted with such dangerous weapons, and access to them might prompt otherwise normal people to go on murderous rampages at the slightest lapse of judgement. You think chopping vegetables is a valid reason? No. In our current society, highly-trained and professional French chefs are available at a moment's notice whenever you need to make that ratatouille dish. Stop making excuses.
Aurani

Hika wrote:

Madvillain wrote:

Props to all the long posts, guys. I mean, I never read any of them, but mad props, they seem quite lengthy and definitely made with effort!
Stfu.
I like feisty slaves.
DaddyCoolVipper

B1rd wrote:

STOP KNIVES SAVE LIVES

BAN ASSAULT KNIVES

No law-abiding citizen needs a high-capacity knife block. People are too irresponsible to be trusted with such dangerous weapons, and access to them might prompt otherwise normal people to go on murderous rampages at the slightest lapse of judgement. You think chopping vegetables is a valid reason? No. In our current society, highly-trained and professional French chefs are available at a moment's notice whenever you need to make that ratatouille dish. Stop making excuses.
To be fair, legalising guns in Britain to be on the same level as 'murrica would be pretty retarded. Americans don't understand that though
B1rd
People in cucked countries don't understand the value of the second amendment. There is no getting rid of guns, only centralising them under the power of the political elite and their underlings. How far back in history do you have to go to see to examples of mass murder and death under the hands of tyrannical governments, where hundreds of thousands and millions of people have been killed. America is one of the few places where lots of people aren't as complacent and arrogant as the rest of the world.
Mahogany
You know you can deal with tyrannical governments and the political elite by going out and voting instead of using guns.
You know, voting. That thing you refused to do. And bragged about it.
Jordan
tupac is still alive in Belgrade
silmarilen

B1rd wrote:

People in cucked countries don't understand
I think you don't understand the meaning of cucked.
B1rd
I'm sure the Redditor can tell me exactly how language stemming from imageboard culture is used.
Razzy

Jordan wrote:

tupac is still alive in Belgrade
it's true, he's making fast rap of Serbia
Wiwi_
off topic speedrun in half an a press
silmarilen
is that menardi?
Rurree
TURBO FOLK HIP HOP
Wiwi_
yes it's menardi
johnmedina999
What is this thread even.
Rurree
it's like a chat thread
johnmedina999
Oh, I see.

I'll see my way out then
Foxtrot

Madvillain wrote:

it's like a chat thread
No, it's a thread where you post content that is neither funny nor interesting
johnmedina999

Foxtrot wrote:

No, it's a thread where you post patterns that are neither fun nor interesting
Antlia-

Jordan wrote:

tupac is still alive in Belgrade
I fucking knew it
Erlkonig
hello i want to post but i have concern

will i banned if i post funny and interesting
silmarilen
yes
Hika

ahsoka08 wrote:

Jordan wrote:

tupac is still alive in Belgrade
I fucking knew it
Aurani is actually Tupac. Discuss.

Hint: he is edgy as fuck.
silmarilen
morning hika
Hika
morning silly silm
Rurree
i remember aurani sending a black guy pic you should send a new one
Hika
He has curly hair. Curly hair.
Mahogany
Blitzfrog
Mahogany, should rename yourself to melancholy, cus that's what I felt when I realised a boi still loves this stuff
Razzy
you don't like Undertale?

EDIT: also, that's pretty hilarious coming from someone who can't stop repeating "Deez nuts on your chin"
Mahogany

Blitzfrog wrote:

Mahogany, should rename yourself to melancholy, cus that's what I felt when I realised a boi still loves this stuff
exactly which part of my purchase are you criticizing pls
Blitzfrog

Mahogany wrote:

Blitzfrog wrote:

Mahogany, should rename yourself to melancholy, cus that's what I felt when I realised a boi still loves this stuff
exactly which part of my purchase are you criticizing pls
the walkie talkie looking thing on the right
Rurree
so.... why is the book on the right R18
Razzy

Madvillain wrote:

so.... why is the book on the right R18
oh dear god

i didn't even notice that lmao
Mahogany

Madvillain wrote:

so.... why is the book on the right R18
Because it's clop
lots and lots of clop

Blitzfrog wrote:

the walkie talkie looking thing on the right
That is the edge of my pyjamas
Blitzfrog

Mahogany wrote:

That is the edge of my pyjamas
Don't be so edgy
Mahogany
I'm pretty sure buying physical copies of clop comics is the exact opposite of being edgy :lol:
Foxtrot
Buying clop porn is anything but calming
silmarilen
why the fuck would you buy a physical copy of mlp porn?
Rwyta

silmarilen wrote:

why the fuck would you buy a physical copy of mlp porn?
Because he likes them, crude answer i know.
Blitzfrog

Allmynamestaken wrote:

silmarilen wrote:

why the fuck would you buy a physical copy of mlp porn?
Because he likes them, crude answer i know.
Pretty sure it's for his kids
Mahogany

silmarilen wrote:

why the fuck would you buy a physical copy of mlp porn?
To have it!

Blitzfrog wrote:

Pretty sure it's for his kids
>Implying I'd ever be able to hold a serious relationship
Blitzfrog

Blitzfrog wrote:

Pretty sure it's for his kids
>Implying I'd ever be able to hold a serious relationship[/quote]

Who said you needed a serious relationship to have kids, or STI for that matter
-Makishima S-
Who said you needed a serious relationship to have kids, or STI for that matter
Serious relationship is more fun

and Clop comics are interesting on their unique way but for this you need good drawer and storyteller in once. Not many fit this requirements to make great story and eye candy looking acts to make a NSFW comic pleasure to read.
Mahogany

Blitzfrog wrote:

Who said you needed a serious relationship to have kids
singleparenting is meh
Rurree
well, i hope you have fun.
Mahogany
thanks, you too
B1rd
Man, how do I always seem to use up my 500GB internet quota halfway through the month.
Mahogany
You should spend less time online
Especially less time here
Jordan


>tfw women would rather date a 40 IQ low functioning autist who doesn't even speak rather than the average neurotypical male

SWALLOW THE RED PILL
Razzy

Jordan wrote:



>tfw women would rather date a 40 IQ low functioning autist who doesn't even speak rather than the average neurotypical male

SWALLOW THE RED PILL
when you act like this, it isn't hard to see why
Jordan
I wasn't talking about myself. I'm far above average :^)

I was just saying.
Mahogany
Your desperation is showing
Jordan

Mahogany wrote:

Your desperation is showing
And here's the exception that proves the rule
Blitzfrog

Raspberriel wrote:

Jordan wrote:

>tfw women would rather date a 40 IQ low functioning autist who doesn't even speak rather than the average neurotypical male

SWALLOW THE RED PILL
when you act like this, it isn't hard to see why

Women.
Meah
I wonder how it feels like to have a Lion as a house pet/
levesterz

Meah wrote:

I wonder how it feels like to have a Lion as a house pet/
probably like this
_handholding
Japanese, Korean and girls with blonde hair/ blue eyes are objectively perfect, if you state that you disagree then you're basically stating you're mentally retarded as well
Razzy

Kisses wrote:

Japanese, Korean and girls with blonde hair/ blue eyes are objectively perfect, if you state that you disagree then you're basically stating you're mentally retarded as well
yay, you're back
winber1
all you gotta do is just google search "ugly japanese girl" and ur point is moot
Zekks


I listen to this

It makes me comfortable
Aomi

Kisses wrote:

Japanese, Korean and girls with blonde hair/ blue eyes are objectively perfect, if you state that you disagree then you're basically stating you're mentally retarded as well
There will always be ugly people, no matter what race you are lol
The Asian girls you like are mostly all with makeup or even plastic surgery, so yeah, their aim IS to look good, Korea's beauty standards are inhhmanly high so most of them are kind of forced to do plastic surgery at a young age so they won't get criticized by their society, or even their family.

It's cool that you like those type of girls, I respect that, but there will always be ugly people, no matter what race or country they live in.
Jordan

Kisses wrote:

Japanese, Korean and girls with blonde hair/ blue eyes are objectively perfect, if you state that you disagree then you're basically stating you're mentally retarded as well
northeast asians generally all suffer from flat face syndrome and are objectively ugly, actually.

their maxilla is on average fucking shit, no wonder so many resort to plastic surgery

your idea of a good looking jap and korean must be a woman caked in makeup and, whatnot, had plastic surgery

Makeup also makes the most difference in asians out of all races, and by far

pic related

_handholding
I really didn't think people would have taken what I wrote as serious as a heart attack; or maybe I'm just perceived as retarded ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Jordan

Kisses wrote:

I really didn't think people would have taken what I wrote as serious as a heart attack; or maybe I'm just perceived as retarded ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I knew I was taking the bait but I just couldn't resist lol, everytime someone tells me asians are attractive i have to pinpoint that
lol
italian subhuman
Aomi

Jordan wrote:

your idea of a good looking jap and korean must be a woman caked in makeup and, whatnot, had plastic surgery

Makeup also makes the most difference in asians out of all races, and by far

pic related

This.
Also;

_handholding
It mostly looks bad because of the non symmetry (don't kill me grammar police). If they were to be with completely no makeup they wouldn't look AS bad
Aomi

Kisses wrote:

It mostly looks bad because of the non symmetry (don't kill me grammar police). If they were to be with completely no makeup they wouldn't look AS bad
The point is to show how much difference makeup can make.
Even if they wouldn't look AS bad, they still wouldn't be your definition of perfect, because you fall in love with how their makeup looks on them, not their actual face.
Blitzfrog
Caucasians ftw, asians have no grab
_handholding

Aomi wrote:

The point is to show how much difference makeup can make.
Even if they wouldn't look AS bad, they still wouldn't be your definition of perfect, because you fall in love with how their makeup looks on them, not their actual face.
I honestly don't care about makeup as much as you think I do. Not trying to sound like a dick but yh

Raspberriel wrote:

yay, you're back
Omg a fan, I love you!
Tae

Blitzfrog wrote:

Caucasians ftw, asians have no grab
once you go asian you won't go caucasian 👏
Hika
lmaooo Asian guys..... no thank
Tae

Hika wrote:

lmaooo Asian guys..... no thank
asian guys can be 👌 to me, but each to their own I guess ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Kisses wrote:

It mostly looks bad because of the non symmetry (don't kill me grammar police).
*asymmetry
s m h

shoutout to the topic being Asians dragging me in here
Hika
depends tbh. I'm dating one right now for two years and am surprised bc his dick isn't small
Zain Sugieres
Stfu Tae ur gay ur opinion doesnt matter
Tae

Zain Sugieres wrote:

Stfu Tae ur gay ur opinion doesnt matter
wow ok guess I'll just go die :( also that's only half true

Hika wrote:

depends tbh. I'm dating one right now for two years and am surprised bc his dick isn't small
wew, I need me one of those 😍
Zain Sugieres
Being bi doesnt make you half gay you are still full gay
Jordan

Hika wrote:

lmaooo Asian guys..... no thank
TBH meds are the masterrace when it comes to attractiveness.

Masculine, dark but not dark enough for shitskin territory, THICC dickies, great facial structure.

I and my thousand girl harem can confirm that
Zain Sugieres
Italians are the worst kind of humans literally only brought pizza and spaghetti to the world
Hika
I enjoyed my time with this guy from Iran.
thicc cocks
Mahogany

Zain Sugieres wrote:

Italians are the worst kind of humans literally only brought pizza and spaghetti to the world
Pizza and Spaghetti are life you fuckwit, Italians are amazing because of that
Jordan

Zain Sugieres wrote:

Italians are the worst kind of humans literally only brought pizza and spaghetti to the world
And me, which is the single most significant and beneficial contribution to the world
Blitzfrog

Tae wrote:

Zain Sugieres wrote:

Stfu Tae ur gay ur opinion doesnt matter
wow ok guess I'll just go die :( also that's only half true
Wait so if you're single and waiting for a partner, are you on standbi???
B1rd
>Italians are white

Haha. Nice joke. We all know that Anglos are the masterrace in terms of intelligence and attractiveness.
Zain Sugieres
Anglos are even worse than Italians, at least those roman wannabes are good at cooking
Faust
It's been a while, how's everyone ?
Hika

Faust wrote:

It's been a while, how's everyone ?
I'm well. Currently doing an internship with a really big company and still working my amazing other job. And school is kicking my ass.
I put in an application to transfer schools so I hope that goes well. Literally crying right now.

How is lord Faust?
Jordan
winber1
i'm still a degen
B1rd


Malik really is an epic shitposter.
Razzy
Mahogany
I'm pretty sure khel supports trump just because khel hates everyone
B1rd
Since Khelly said he was gay I don't know why he'd care.
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