I will throw lots of molotov cocktails to you and I will try make a loud dubstep sound around you by saying "BO-BO-BO-BO-BONFIRE!" and watch you burning alive.
I will lure you to a construction building,then............... hmmmmm -_^
I will hit your head with a shovel and crash your skull.If I still see you alive,I will take your body and let the wolves eat you alive on a dark forest.
I'd seduce him, make him fall in love with me slowly. Be taken out for dinner. Smile innocent at this slime. Invite him to the river. Bag is prepared there. Ask him to look for the ring i dropped. Approach from behind. Hit him with pan from that bag. He collapses. I grin. Drag him half into water. Cut his hair off. Tie his arms and legs together. Add "some" stones in pockets. Bid farewell to him. Let him drown.