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People of osu!, why are you single?

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Cyclohexane
because if you don't have time to read other people's posts you probably don't have time to post either
Endie-
I don't have bad social skills, I just generally hate being around people in generall. Finding someone who likes that sort of person is gonna take some time.

Nobody cares either. "People don't give a shit about me, why should I give a shit about them?" is my mentality atm. I'm gonna stick to it until I find something that changes my mind.
Cyclohexane
protip people will not give a shit about you until you make the first move
Yuudachi-kun

Mr Color wrote:

protip people will not give a shit about you until you make the first move
Doesn't that imply that you're the one who gives a shit about the other person?

Doesn't this seem like a paradox? If no one gave a shit about anyone then no one ever makes the first move.
Endie-

Mr Color wrote:

protip people will not give a shit about you until you make the first move
I'll just have to find someone to give a shit about first. Then I'll take your "protip" to good use.
E m i

Khelly wrote:

Mr Color wrote:

protip people will not give a shit about you until you make the first move
Doesn't that imply that you're the one who gives a shit about the other person?

Doesn't this seem like a paradox? If no one gave a shit about anyone then no one ever makes the first move.
people do give a shit about other people and the potentially given reason for the other person to give a shit is already the first move, if there is none then it has to be made
8322
big thing with me is that i would just hate having only one fucking thing on my mind at all times, the one thing being the significant other. relationships in general are just stupid; i see no benefit to them.
Ephemeral
i think about plenty of shit that isn't my dainty asian wife

you dont suddenly become a slavering fuckstick because you find someone cool to do shit with

well i mean, you USUALLY dont
Railey2

KingKlick[01] wrote:

big thing with me is that i would just hate having only one fucking thing on my mind at all times, the one thing being the significant other. relationships in general are just stupid; i see no benefit to them.
Can you see benefits to friendship then? Because there is definitely some overlap in terms of benefits you can get when you have either, a friendship or a relationship.

About your other point, that is usually not what happens. Being super on love is one thing, but usually your thoughts will just be.. normal. It's not like relationships brainwash you to use 98% of your capacity for the person you are with.
Qiyana
I'm 11, does that occur often?
Ephemeral
at 11 it is pretty much the only thing that happens

quite tragic really
Yuudachi-kun
In some countries, you can get married at 11
Ephemeral
some countries are also shit
notFunny_old_1
All I need is to stay in my clinic-internship with girls crazy as hell and boys who only needs waifu, anime and video games.
Joke aside, I'm really in an internship with peoples in wheelchairs and psychiatric patienters/students.
And I'm in the psychiatric side, because I stopped school and did n.e.e.t things. Bla bla bla.
So now I'm in. And I won't go outside since I finished high school. (and also have a girlfriend) ^^

(sorry for my terrible english)
FuZ

Furankuren wrote:

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notFunny_old_1
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-Mystic
Because i'm very lazy and accommodated to even think about building something more serious bit by bit. I also don't open myself enough to ppl, so mostly of my relashionships atm are superficial, wirh little chance to evolve into something more.
Flaus
gril is gross n has co0ties
u s a g i
I'm not single... >.>
Ephemeral
GET OUT RIAJUU

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Cyclohexane
dumb frogposter
Jordan

Ephemeral wrote:

GET OUT RIAJUU

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Toine
because I'm a cisgender human male and no-one seems to like that nowadays
Yuudachi-kun

Ephemeral wrote:

GET OUT RIAJUU

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
リア充爆発しろ
Rurree
Haven't found the person who I can really rely on and vice versa yet.
Topic Starter
balldoowell
I leave for a few minutes and this is what happens
jackisgone
because i cba to have a gf as a engineering student at uni
Yuudachi-kun
Mr colour never answered my question because he's a twat
Der Katze
Because I'm beautiful.
silmarilen

Der Katze wrote:

Because I'm beautiful.
who are you? your name is way too similar to katze
Der Katze

silmarilen wrote:

Der Katze wrote:

Because I'm beautiful.
who are you? your name is way too similar to katze
I don't know. Some people call me beautiful, other people call me cute
I often use Katze as nickname but it was already taken so I had to be creative
Zafufu
Because hao2confess
FlyOnTheWall_old
Because cats are the only thing that matter to me. @w@/
manuelv31
I am single thanks to my lack of a life,


no seriously im dead right now save me
-Mystic
Because i play osu.
JeremTheOuf
because- o wait osu helped me get a gf x)
Flabby-chan
because why not?

jk because i got depressed after a single rejection and im too scared to even find a crush at this point.

yep...
JeremTheOuf

Fab_Osu_Potato wrote:

because why not?
jk because i got depressed after a single rejection and im too scared to even find a crush at this point.
yep...

sad
Cyclohexane

JeremTheOuf wrote:

because- o wait osu helped me get a gf x)
Flaus
these bitches ain't loyal
chaee
i luv my daddy 8)
Kurochi-
Because I always talk about Anime in school, and I always see my Otaku side, not my feminine side :D
Upskirt
Don't you ever sexually identify as "single"? Ya know?

Kuronuma-chan wrote:

Because I always talk about Anime in school, and I always see my Otaku side, not my feminine side :D
Arousal, friend.
Aras
Because there's no osu! female player around me
Endie-
what is love?
worst fl player
who needs relationships when you can get drunk at a club and finger someone in the restroom
Offdensen
I'm not single tho :'>
And my gf already knows about my osu! obsession.
levesterz
Because i still have no idea whats a blue corn moon is
Endie-

FelicianoGasai wrote:

I'm not single tho :'>
And my gf already knows about my osu! obsession.
I call fake
mfw
real girls are gross
Railey2
your mom is gross too then
Yuudachi-kun

mfw wrote:

real girls are gross
mfw
damn you got me
Topic Starter
balldoowell
tfw your parents are gay couples
Fubukicat

Endie- wrote:

what is love?
Don't hurt me baby~
dragonoidso

balldoowell wrote:

For me its because I'm 6'1 and guys don't like that
i have 7 inch weener does that mean u are shorter than that?!!!
how can this be?!
Kappa FrankerZ

dragonoidso wrote:

balldoowell wrote:

For me its because I'm 6'1 and guys don't like that
i have 7 inch weener does that mean u are shorter than that?!!!
how can this be?!
how can it be 7 inches long if there are only 6 million people in the world?
Flaus

Kappa FrankerZ wrote:

how can it be 7 inches long if there are only 6 million people in the world?
8 million*
DeletedUser_2024727
bad
LegendaryItami
I have a folder with over 3,000 anime profile pictures in it and I play video games 20 hours a day. 8-) ;)
[Paradoxum]
Cuz when you're single, you can do anything! Instead of dates, you can get yourself equipment and stuff for Osu.
(I think this answer is awkward)
Lacrimae_old
dating is tiring
plus im broke
hapiPlonz
yo someone hit me up bitch
[Paradoxum]

Lacrimae wrote:

dating is tiring
plus im broke
that is why we stay single
B1rd
Even a supreme gentlemen like Elliot Rodgers couldn't get a date, if he couldn't there is zero chance that weebs like us could. You see, you're either born a normie or you're not; if you're not, nothing you can do will ever get you a gf.
Hatate-tan
probably it's my destiny to live a solitary life
thelewa
.
TakuMii
because everyone keeps telling me that my grades are more important than a gf
DeletedUser_6709840
It's now complicated for me
Ava
Why should I be in a relationship?
Cheeriozz
I'm not single! :o I'm in a threesome-relationship with my bed and pizza.
DeletedUser_2024727
bad
chems_old
it's a long story but, i think the main reason why i am single is because of my habit of eating exclusively egg salad. usually when i play this game i only eat egg salad (anything else makes me grossed out). when ever im thirsty i wash it down with raw milk. this pass time of mine has caused women to reject me because, my terrible breath, bad body, and social anxiety.
repr1se
I'm attracted to 2D women.
Zain Sugieres

repr1se wrote:

I'm attracted to 2D women.
Mahogany
Pituophis
yes
dinaukkung
because im ugly lol
Cheeriozz

Choofers wrote:

Unsure of where you're going with just my profile pic and no words. xD
Ecarnage
Being single rocks dude
seriously

Relationships are so fkng tiring and troublesome
Rhonin
because my osu! skill is not high enough
[-Alv-]
Because i like it, and i can store my money for supporting osu
Akemi-kun
because you'll save money on games rather than spending it on a girl.


and i'm broke.
Dextersydney

repr1se wrote:

I'm attracted to 2D women.
Same

Zain Sugieres wrote:

repr1se wrote:

I'm attracted to 2D women.
Same
laport

balldoowell wrote:

tfw your parents are gay couples
So then there's two gay couples that work together raising the shit out of you, or more than two? Ten couples?
Do they have weekly meetings or how does that work I wonder.
roshan117
im too lazy to get another girlfriend
Aomi

roshan117 wrote:

im too lazy to get another girlfriend
dude nice
Mahogany

roshan117 wrote:

im too lazy to get another girlfriend
I will be your girlfriend
Yuudachi-kun

Mahogany wrote:

roshan117 wrote:

im too lazy to get another girlfriend
I will be your girlfriend
Roshan is literally the worst person you could have picked.
Aomi
yes khelly you are better
Meah
Because single life is awesome.
DeletedUser_2024727
bad
Rurree

roshan117 wrote:

im too lazy to get another girlfriend
become mine pls
Aomi

Rurree wrote:

roshan117 wrote:

im too lazy to get another girlfriend
become mine pls
that wont end well boy
Dextersydney

Khelly wrote:

Mahogany wrote:

I will be your girlfriend
Roshan is literally the worst person you could have picked.

Aomi wrote:

yes khelly you are better
Khelly is bae
Yuudachi-kun
Of course I'm better if Roshan is literally the worst. Anyone and everyone is better.
FuZ
not me
roshan117

Khelly wrote:

Of course I'm better if Roshan is literally the worst. Anyone and everyone is better.
lol nice
Yuudachi-kun

FuZ wrote:

not me
Shut up, Fuz. Your ass is like top 10.
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