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Birdy

balldoowell wrote:

For me its because I'm 6'1 and guys don't like that
I'm fine with anyone shorter than me and I'm 6'3 so uh call me or something 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-)

Honestly, I'm single mostly because I know nobody who I'd like to be in a relationship with. And I'm terrible when getting to know new people.
Cyclohexane
^lmao



as for me I just prefer living my life on my own since i have total liberty over what I want to do
dNextGen
i dont see the appeal of any man-child romance relationship (anything that isnt marriage basically)
IppE
Because I'm a stinky NEET who masturbates to cartoons.
Yuudachi-kun

IppE wrote:

Because I'm a stinky NEET who masturbates to cartoons.

Ippe
AshbeII
osurude ppstorm
IppE

Khelly wrote:

Ippe
Khelly
Vuelo Eluko
im not
DeletedUser_6709840
Single because all I need is yaoi and osu! to be satisfied with my life.
-Makishima S-
Because i don't trust womans.
GladiOol
I click circles in a weeaboo game. How the fuck could I not be single
chaee

balldoowell wrote:

For me its because I'm 6'1 and guys don't like that
they dont dislike it, it's intimidating and makes males look less 'male'

also ot: im not
Rilene
play more
Shohei Ohtani

balldoowell wrote:

For me its because I'm 6'1 and guys don't like that
oh really because I'm pretty sure it's the fact that you have the most shit-eating face I've ever seen in my entire fucking life
E m i

balldoowell wrote:

For me its because I'm 6'1 and guys don't like that
if it was true why would it matter?
would you want to be with someone who cares so much about height? if you actually are that above average height then it just makes you a filter for those people.
miykah
Because i fuck every single relationship up.
Different settings can be told. But not public xD

And then when they leave me, or i already dumped them i'll go nuts for attention of them. Yay.
OzzyOzrock
I want to keep the little money I have...........................................................and no one appeals to me enough for me to make a move gg
---------------_old_1
because momma said that little girls are the devil!
Aurani
You damn lifeless weebs, the reason you're single is because you don't go the fuck out. No matter how retarded or how ugly you are, you can STILL get someone to be with you, and I have pretty solid evidence for that. It goes for you too, OP. No, you're not single because you're tall as fuck; there has to be something else about you or something that you aren't doing right.

That being said, some people prefer to be hermits or have been in too many relationships (no OsuPatrick, an internet relationship is not a real relationship) and don't want to go through one again for an extended period of time. :p
FuZ

Aurani wrote:

You damn lifeless weebs, the reason you're single is because you don't go the fuck out.
no, you don't need to go outside to find someone, internet exists, i've been with someone IN REAL LIFE (not that "internet relationship" shit) for 4 years that way

checkmate
Yuudachi-kun

FuZ wrote:

Aurani wrote:

You damn lifeless weebs, the reason you're single is because you don't go the fuck out.
no, you don't need to go outside to find someone, internet exists, i've been with someone IN REAL LIFE (not that "internet relationship" shit) for 4 years that way

checkmate
You told me she broke up with you awhile ago
FuZ

Khelly wrote:

You told me she broke up with you awhile ago
yes WoW was more important than her after all
Rilene
osu has more priority than life
or vice versa
Aurani

FuZ wrote:

no, you don't need to go outside to find someone, internet exists, i've been with someone IN REAL LIFE (not that "internet relationship" shit) for 4 years that way

checkmate
Aren't you contradicting yourself there? You say it was a net relationship and then you proceed to say it wasn't. You CAN find someone on the net, I'm not saying you can't, but you ultimately have to GO OUTSIDE and check the person out in, well, person. You still have to have a proper real-life relationship for it to count as one - dating a bunch of pixels you barely know anything about is a good way to end up a wizard.
FuZ

Aurani wrote:

Aren't you contradicting yourself there? You say it was a net relationship and then you proceed to say it wasn't
meeting someone on the internet and then making this person your gf in real life doesn't necessarily means it was an internet relationship at first, you can very well be friend before meeting and then ask her out after a few irl dates if you like the person

internet relationship for me means you only see the person on the internet because the person live very far from you or because you're a retard, real relationship means you see the person multiple time a week in real life

it doesnt matter where you find the person first

there are also some case where an internet relationship evolve into a real life relationship but most of the time it's a long distance relationship and the relationship will break at one point because of that distance
DeletedUser_7520443
⊂(・﹏・⊂) no one.....? k didn't want to be in a relationship anyways
Rilene

QuillGill wrote:

⊂(・﹏・⊂) no one.....? k didn't want to be in a relationship anyways
this thread is now about discussion
you can no longer date here
DeletedUser_7520443

Rilene wrote:

QuillGill wrote:

⊂(・﹏・⊂) no one.....? k didn't want to be in a relationship anyways
this thread is now about discussion
you can no longer date here
;-;
N0thingSpecial
Cause animu grills too distracting
Jordan

Momiji wrote:

balldoowell wrote:

For me its because I'm 6'1 and guys don't like that
if it was true why would it matter?
would you want to be with someone who cares so much about height? if you actually are that above average height then it just makes you a filter for those people.
lol i love how this standard doesn't apply to females
5'0 womanlets these days won't settle for anyone under 6'2

t. angry manlet king

Anyway, I'm single because I'm too autistic to engage in conversations IRL
Topic Starter
balldoowell
Most of the short girl friends I know usually go for the shorter to average guy actually. Have you ever seen a 5ft girl try to kiss a 6ft and up guy? Shit is hilariously sad
Cyclohexane
jordan livin that five foot life

don't worry mang i know the struggle
lol
no matter what you all tell yourselves, whether you're ugly, short, disabled or just retarded. You have bad social skills. The amount of eggy retards (solid 3/10's) i see with girlfriends is unreal. My fellow britbongs will understand when i mention the name 'Jeremy Kyle', so many loser waste of spaces on there with girlfriends, it's insane.

Find a social group with good guy to girl ratio, build confidence and stop being beta.
Also accept you might just be ugly and either do something about it or lower your standards.

(trying to stop being edgy and insulting random people, sorry if i failed, i love you)
Yuudachi-kun
You cant honestly believe it's ok to think that because people can get the trashy girls on jeremy kyle, being trash themselves, it's a good reason.

I watched a LOT of jeremy kyle on youtube and they're all terrible.
lol
No but I believe people can get with people who are on their level, jeremy kyle being the lowest level. Also people only put the worst of jeremy kyle on youtube because thats what its known for, there are more than enough normal(ish) people that go on jeremy kyle.

Do you honestly believe these people don't have girlfriends/boyfriends for any other reason than bad social skills? Or are you just disagreeing to disagree
Yuudachi-kun
I think it's not very helpful or appealing to suggest that because those kinds of uneducated slobs/trash/slags/whatever get together that it's proof of an optimistic situation for others.
B1rd
Relationships are like a game, people will partner up with the best person they can, based on social status, wealth, looks etc. I can't be bothered playing the game, it's too much effort and I don't want to be obligated to have to spend time with some women every so often. My standards are also quite high and I have next to nothing to offer myself.
FuZ

B1rd wrote:

the game
B1rd

FuZ wrote:

the
Yuudachi-kun

FuZ wrote:

B1rd wrote:

the game
gay
B1rd
Sorry I don't get the meme.
FuZ

B1rd wrote:

the meme
B1rd
DeletedUser_7520443

B1rd wrote:

savage flan
Railey2

xxjesus1412fanx wrote:

im not
holy shit don't give me a heart-attack
Ephemeral
alternatively just find a really cool person that you enjoy spending time with and spend lots of time with them

no expectations, no entering a relationship for a "purpose", just let things fuckin go the way they're supposed to go

to be fair i'd also probably be single if i hadn't met my fiancee in the last year of high school but i find that the methodology of generally eliminating one's expectations does wonders for relationships of all types
Jordan

B1rd wrote:

Relationships are like a game, people will partner up with the best person they can, based on social status, wealth, looks etc. I can't be bothered playing the game, it's too much effort and I don't want to be obligated to have to spend time with some women every so often. My standards are also quite high and I have next to nothing to offer myself.
^
dNextGen

balldoowell wrote:

Most of the short girl friends I know usually go for the shorter to average guy actually. Have you ever seen a 5ft girl try to kiss a 6ft and up guy? Shit is hilariously sad
i always wondered why murricans cares about the stupidest shit like this
Yuudachi-kun
I've never kissed anyone before so I wouldn't need to worry about such things.
DaddyCoolVipper
I'm not looking for a relationship right now.
Foxtrot
isn't this surveys?

also, i'm single because i don't want a relationship
GladiOol

Dulcet wrote:

isn't this surveys?

also, i'm single because i don't want a relationship
hi girl, asl?
silmarilen
I'm not single, i am married to black rock shooter.
Mahogany
Aurani
How can you live in Ireland - the manliest Western country, yet be a brony? :V
Kappa FrankerZ

GladiOol wrote:

Dulcet wrote:

isn't this surveys?

also, i'm single because i don't want a relationship
hi girl, asl?
13/f/tokyo hi white boy
IppE

Aurani wrote:

How can you live in Ireland - the manliest Western country, yet be a brony? :V
You've got to balance out your manly daily life with some cute stuff.

You wouldn't know.
Mahogany
I'm probably the least manly irish person

tbh the east, around dublin has it's fair share of not-manliness

You'd want to go west or north to be in lad country
Mahogany
Also I blame society for making me turn out this way
IppE

Mahogany wrote:

Also I blame society for making me turn out this way
Don't blame society for being a fucking sissy.
Aurani
You're the one talking, you damn weeb. =D
Yuudachi-kun

IppE wrote:

Mahogany wrote:

Also I blame society for making me turn out this way
Don't blame society for being a fucking sissy.
I'm a sissy too
Vuelo Eluko
stupid fucking faggot
maggots wouldnt even go near your dick if you cut it off
Mahogany

IppE wrote:

Mahogany wrote:

Also I blame society for making me turn out this way
Don't blame society for being a fucking sissy.
You can't make me not do that
Foxtrot

Mahogany wrote:

thank you for letting us know about your miserable life and for hiding the cum stains
Yuudachi-kun

Dulcet wrote:

Mahogany wrote:

thank you for letting us know about your miserable life and for hiding the cum stains

I can show you the cum stains in my blanket
Aurani
Don't touch the pure maiden Dulcet. Pick on the Finns and Frenchies.
Foxtrot

Khelly wrote:

Dulcet wrote:

thank you for letting us know about your miserable life and for hiding the cum stains
I can show you the cum stains in my blanket
8322
because as far as ive seen, the only thing relationships bring are problem after problem after fucking problem and i dont care enough to bother with that shit.
Yuudachi-kun
Dulcet wanna see them?
Foxtrot
the answer is still no
Yuudachi-kun
Still? This is the first time you said no
Mahogany

Dulcet wrote:

Mahogany wrote:

thank you for letting us know about your miserable life and for hiding the cum stains
My waifu is perfectly clean, how dare you?
Aurani

Mahogany wrote:

My waifu is perfectly clean, how dare you?
Cyclohexane
the other runescape image in this thread reminded me of this and it is quite appropriate for this thread


also this does belong in surveys thank you Dulcet for noticing

Dexenta
Because weeaboos shouldn't reproduce.
Jordan

Dexenta wrote:

Because weeaboos shouldn't reproduce.
Right
_handholding

lol wrote:

No but I believe people can get with people who are on their level, jeremy kyle being the lowest level. Also people only put the worst of jeremy kyle on youtube because thats what its known for, there are more than enough normal(ish) people that go on jeremy kyle.

Do you honestly believe these people don't have girlfriends/boyfriends for any other reason than bad social skills? Or are you just disagreeing to disagree
Fun Fact: Some people with good socials skills have trouble getting into a relationship
Aurani
No shit Captain Obvious. :p
Foxtrot

Kisses wrote:

Fun Fact: Some people with good socials skills have trouble getting into a relationship
Just because someone might have good social skills, it doesn't mean there's no chance whatsoever they can be a complete asshole, you know? It just means you're good at talking to people. I'm pretty sure if you're not a prick, someone will genuinely like you for who you are.
Vuelo Eluko
good social skills means knowing how to manipulate people to get what you want out of them, and successfully misleading them as to the nature of your true character. If someone can't get the pussy they lack these skills.
Aurani

Dulcet wrote:

Just because someone might have good social skills, it doesn't mean there's no chance whatsoever they can be a complete asshole, you know? It just means you're good at talking to people. I'm pretty sure if you're not a prick, someone will genuinely like you for who you are.
Are you implying that you can't get a date if you're an asshole? I assure you that I'm a genuine asshole but I can most definitely get someone to like me. Those two have no correlation, as all it takes for someone to like you is for you to carefully play the right cards and match the mood.
You can even be an edgy memelording kid, but someone somewhere is going to fall for that shit, so even without any kind of input you can still get someone to be with you or at least like you to the point of wanting to be with you.

There is literally NOTHING keeping any of you mongrels here from being single but yourselves. You and only you are responsible for what you do - you can't push it onto anyone.
Foxtrot
I wasn't implying that at all? It's easy to get a date if you have good social skills, but it doesn't mean the person will genuinely like you. If the feeling is mutual, though, I'm pretty sure you'd want to have a committed relationship with them, right? But at the same time, steady relationships are hard if you insist on acting like an asshole all the time, because they do require some kind of empathy. It's easy to get pussy, but it's hard to find true love. :'(
Rizumu Tenshi
Off-topic: Won't hurt to post in this subforum

Define "friendzone"
Thanks to the #####s in my class I have decided to stay single till God decides who would not friendzone me and appreciate me as I am, the techie who flashed custom systems on his Grand 2 for iM@S Starlight Stage and Aikatsu! Photo on Stage.

In other words, this country (Egypt) won't have more than one weeaboo techie, and the one weeaboo techie won't risk being in a relationship with a character of completely different characteristics again, after what happened with a classmate last year. (same classmates during all of high school)

I am the one in my school "in danger"; one more fake relationship will end my future (they all chase me because, as I see it, I'm just the "elite person" they want for themselves, be it while studying, pretending to love me, that stuff, and I do my best to evade it all)

Dismiss me at this point. Too long of a wall of text? I'm ready to stay single till death, to save my heart.

Oh, lacking the social skills. But I'm not the social type (one word: anti-social) and I'm always offended in a way so I'm not at fault here.
Vuelo Eluko
i got a mad gash on my lower back from falling in the shower, i always knew that jagged metal spout would fuck me someday. it looks reaaal bad in the mirror and its bleeding but... it doesnt really hurt as much as i'd expect.

it just stings slightly really.

suddenly imagery of backs bleeding and covered in cuts from being whipped has lost a lot of its luster for me

edit: ok the stinging is starting to intensify i spoke too soon

edit2: its calmed down again
Aurani

Dulcet wrote:

I wasn't implying that at all? It's easy to get a date if you have good social skills, but it doesn't mean the person will genuinely like you. If the feeling is mutual, though, I'm pretty sure you'd want to have a committed relationship with them, right? But at the same time, steady relationships are hard if you insist on acting like an asshole all the time, because they do require some kind of empathy. It's easy to get pussy, but it's hard to find true love. :'(
I wasn't only talking about getting laid. I was talking about someone genuinely liking you for who you are - even if you're a complete and utter asshole. Also, true love does not exist in my book - only love with high or low maintenance.

I mean I'm 160% sure that two girls I know want to be with me despite me being not only extremely hard to approach and talk to, but also a pure and straight asshole. I have literally zero redeeming qualities, yet I got someone to like me for who I am. It would be talking out of my arse if I was just mentioning other people I've seen, but I've experienced it and I can safely say that no matter WHAT, you can not only get laid but also have a steady relationship. It just requires some damn effort - no one is going to knock on your door, you have to work for it.
Vuelo Eluko

Aurani wrote:

I have literally zero redeeming qualities
Aurani
Foxtrot

Aurani wrote:

I wasn't only talking about getting laid. I was talking about someone genuinely liking you for who you are - even if you're a complete and utter asshole. Also, true love does not exist in my book - only love with high or low maintenance.

I mean I'm 160% sure that two girls I know want to be with me despite me being not only extremely hard to approach and talk to, but also a pure and straight asshole. I have literally zero redeeming qualities, yet I got someone to like me for who I am. It would be talking out of my arse if I was just mentioning other people I've seen, but I've experienced it and I can safely say that no matter WHAT, you can not only get laid but also have a steady relationship. It just requires some damn effort - no one is going to knock on your door, you have to work for it.
Aw, they like you. <3
Jokes aside, I think it's possible to like someone despite their flaws. I'm pretty sure you're hard to approach to and such, but at the same time I can tell you have decency and common sense in you, so in my book I'm sure you're not THAT bad. I just can't stand people who do unneeded pain, those are the people I actually consider them assholes. I can't speak for the people who fall for them because I'm just not interested in those types, so I wouldn't know their thought process.
Aurani
I feel like you have experience with assholes since you really seem to not like them. :p
Well, there are many types of assholes around, but indeed, it's incredibly hard being with THAT kind of asshole for prolonged periods of time. Still, I think we've steered away from the original topic, which was why people here are unable to get into a proper relationship, and to that I can only say that they have themselves to blame (if they're really seeking to be with someone).
Also, you should be the one teaching me about relationships, Miss Married. :p
Foxtrot

Aurani wrote:

I feel like you have experience with assholes since you really seem to not like them. :p
I don't mind hanging around someone who tells it like it is, but I can't tolerate a prick who's just being mean for no reason whatsoever (I'll think twice if it's for comedy).

Aurani wrote:

Also, you should be the one teaching me about relationships, Miss Married. :p
no, I failed in all of my relationships
Aurani
What do you mean for no reason? There always has to be a reason for something. Maybe the prick has some mental issues, parent upbringing issues or something else. I'd agree on staying away from those people though.

The Miss Married was supposed to be a joke, since you said you got divorced 2 times if I remember. :V
And don't call them failed relationships - you learned something from them, no?
Cyclohexane
i remember the good times when we were pranking tbte on mumble

simpler times
for me anyway
Jordan

Aurani wrote:

I mean I'm 160% sure that two girls I know want to be with me despite me being not only extremely hard to approach and talk to, but also a pure and straight asshole.
IppE
Aurani

Jordan wrote:

Yuudachi-kun

IppE wrote:

Actually true
dNextGen

KingKlick[01] wrote:

because as far as ive seen, the only thing relationships bring are problem after problem after fucking problem and i dont care enough to bother with that shit.
Life itself is a problem tho, might as well be dead and face no more problems :^)
NanShanker69
Because no one around me interests me that much. They don't like the same things as me and most just find me weird.
Vuelo Eluko
took a 3 hour nap now the skin around the gash is all red and its sore
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