Mum + Dad = Muddam (Pronounced = Mud-da-am) Muddam is a mother and father that decided together to literally become one with the other through extensive yet very unnecessary surgery. This experiment is said to help the two bond much better emotional and physically.
Greethrill (verb) - The act of expressing one's thrill in greeting a person. Greethrill (noun) - The thrill coming from greeting a person. Greethrilled (adj.) - Being thrilled from greeting a person.
Crapulator - A gadget that can convert the amount of crap you speak into how many years, months and days that you've been an idiot (from words to numbers)