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Ecarnage
the whole thread is illuminati

WE ARE TOO
puccithecat
EVEN THE PANCAKES, PIE, ICECREAM, KISSES CHOCOLATE, CAKE AND THE DORITOS

THE WHOLE ENTIRE OFF TOPIC FORUM IS ILLUMINATI

OR

THE WHOLE OSU COMMUNITY IS ILLUMINATI

satan should join osu
Bweh
I recall we had a cooking thread earlier that nobody contributed to.
Kappa FrankerZ
i make some pretty dank pasta

boil water, put pasterino in the waterino, add some salterino, cook al denterino, drain the waterino and add some storebought saucerino
Ecarnage

Kappa FrankerZ wrote:

i make some pretty dank pasta

boil water, put pasterino in the waterino, add some salterino, cook al denterino, drain the waterino and add some storebought saucerino
woah dude but what is the different between water and waterino water ?

I'm gonna try sushis for first time this month or weekend <3
with my irl friend Lakira
Rilene

Kappa FrankerZ wrote:

water
waterino*
chaee

Kappa FrankerZ wrote:

i make some pretty dank pasta

boil water, put pasterino in the waterino, add some salterino, cook al denterino, drain the waterino and add some storebought saucerino
Fucking E-Z
puccithecat
how 2 make extra-large pocky

1. get ze baguettes
2. melt ze chocolats
3. after melting ze chocolats, dip ze baguette in ze chocolats

DONe
The Gambler

puccithecat wrote:

how 2 make extra-large pocky

1. get ze baguettes
2. melt ze chocolats
3. after melting ze chocolats, dip ze baguette in ze chocolats

DONe
That is some nice yaoi sticks right there ;)
puccithecat

The Gambler wrote:

puccithecat wrote:

how 2 make extra-large pocky

1. get ze baguettes
2. melt ze chocolats
3. after melting ze chocolats, dip ze baguette in ze chocolats

DONe
That is some nice yaoi sticks right there ;)
eyy they are not made w/ yaoi ;w; HARU-CHAN DIDNT HELP ME MAKE THIS RECIPE also this didnt involve any gey shirtless men ;w;
Pikabutt

puccithecat wrote:

The Gambler wrote:

That is some nice yaoi sticks right there ;)
eyy they are not made w/ yaoi ;w; HARU-CHAN DIDNT HELP ME MAKE THIS RECIPE also this didnt involve any gey shirtless men ;w;
Think it would turn out better if there were; they can be your secret ingredient ;)
puccithecat

Pikabutt wrote:

Think it would turn out better if there were; they can be your secret ingredient ;)

ok then i found ingredient.

how 2 make icecreamu:
1. get ice
2. buy cream
3. mix 2gether.
4. put icecreamu in bowl or glass
donE
Rilene
I add soy sauce to rice.
And it was good.
The Gambler

Rilene wrote:

I add soy sauce to rice.
And it was good.
Cayenne pepper and oregano make for a good scented rice combo, IMO
Rilene
That recipe was meant to be extremely simple but I don't have those ingredients here, lol.
puccithecat
How to make food w/ lots of flavors:
1. Get spices that taste good to you
2. Put those in food that you are cooking (rice, egg, chicken, etc.)
3. After cooking put food in very fancy bowl or plate.

DOnnE
Rilene

puccithecat wrote:

How to make food w/ lots of flavors:
1. Get spices that taste good to you
2. Put those in food that you are cooking (rice, egg, chicken, etc.)
3. After cooking put food in very fancy bowl or plate.

DOnnE
That's like a food assemble kit.
puccithecat

Rilene wrote:

That's like a food assemble kit.
hmm... i need more ideas...

how to make fruit salad:
1. catch some froots (make sure it is 1000x combo.)
2. after catching froots get some creamu.
3. mix 3gether ingredients
4. add some spices or some sugar 3 make mor flavoors
5. put in bowl/plate/whatevs

DOnE
Rilene
Try give me a steps to boil a egg with velvety and soft texture.
fat pear

Rilene wrote:

Try give me a steps to boil a egg with velvety and soft texture.
by dying in a car crash
puccithecat

Rilene wrote:

Try give me a steps to boil a egg with velvety and soft texture.
1. get eggssu
2. boil the eggsu
3. search internet to how 2 make eggsu w/ velvet sof texture
4. after search you know already
5. after cooking put it on bowl/plate

DOnDE
Rilene

puccithecat wrote:

Rilene wrote:

Try give me a steps to boil a egg with velvety and soft texture.
1. get eggssu
2. boil the eggsu
3. search internet to how 2 make eggsu w/ velvet sof texture
4. after search you know already
5. after cooking put it on bowl/plate

DOnDE
It's not that easy.
I want to eat a egg with that texture, it's pretty rare and hard. :(
Though nice meme.



[ microism ] wrote:

Rilene wrote:

Try give me a steps to boil a egg with velvety and soft texture.
by dying in a car crash
wat
Bweh

[ microism ] wrote:

Rilene wrote:

Try give me a steps to boil a egg with velvety and soft texture.
by dying in a car crash


Rilene wrote:

Try give me a steps to boil a egg with velvety and soft texture.
It's mostly all in the boiling time. I can't say what exactly constitutes as soft and velvety, especially since I haven't had boiled eggs in a long time, but I'd recommend going through some trial-and-error and keeping track of your results and cooking time.
Rilene

Brian OA wrote:

Rilene wrote:

Try give me a steps to boil a egg with velvety and soft texture.
It's mostly all in the boiling time. I can't say what exactly constitutes as soft and velvety, especially since I haven't had boiled eggs in a long time, but I'd recommend going through some trial-and-error and keeping track of your results and cooking time.
Ohhh then.
I'm just not sure whether to use low heat for a long time or a high heat in a short time.
Or a constant rising heat which I'm not sure.

Or is it because of the egg itself?
Bweh
Freshness does matter with eggs, but I don't really know what's the difference between eggs over location and how climate will affect cooking conditions.

I'd recommend just sticking to one heat and tracking your results, though I'm sure there's probably something about that online.
Rilene
Hmmm... Will try that tomorrow.
With a low-medium heat so that heat can pass evenly throughout the boiled egg.
The Gambler
Rilene

The Gambler wrote:

Try this website
Mmmm, must try this soon.
thelewa
talk to me danny
puccithecat
how 2 make super powerful eye-sight medicein:
1. buy carrot, green vegetabls, eeggsu, berries, almonds, mackerel,
2. coook, boil, cut, whatever aslong they are together
4. mix mix mix
5. add some spices for more flavoring
6. put in bowl/plate

ondondonONOEN
Rilene

puccithecat wrote:

how 2 make super powerful eye-sight medicein:
1. buy carrot, green vegetabls, eeggsu, berries, almonds, mackerel,
2. coook, boil, cut, whatever aslong they are together
4. mix mix mix
5. add some spices for more flavoring
6. put in bowl/plate

ondondonONOEN
I consider that as a healthy stew, kappa.
puccithecat

Rilene wrote:

I consider that as a healthy stew, kappa.
no, its medicien
man... i should make a cookbook ;w;
Rilene
Please publish a cookbook.
puccithecat
ok i will
soooon
Ecarnage
today I made apple pie for my classroom friends
hope they will like it

I put poison in it
puccithecat
why use cooking oil while cooking in a frying pan??
use cooking spray, it may kill you but it makes you less fat. and make your food less gross ;D
Raesboudn

puccithecat wrote:

cooking spray
I threw up a little just reading about this. Why is this a thing?
Ecarnage
what is a cooking spray my fellow friends
puccithecat
Baby don't hurt me, baby don't hurt me no more.





OT: cooking spray, my friend is a poisonous chemical that is like cooking oil but it is much less gross and less grease :3
Raesboudn
Actually, when I looked it up at first it kind of did sound like some weird chemical waste stuff, but reading the ungredients list it really just seems to be regular canola oil put in a spray can and sold at a high price. Doesn't exactly sound like it will kill you. Stilll makes me wonder why people would pay for this instead of just using plain old oil/butter, it's not like those can only be used in vast amounts that would make every dish gross and greasy. D:
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