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EneT
Your cat looks like it's been hotboxed several times and it's become a passive stoner.
Hika

Zelda wrote:

Nigga I'm sick and I just want to stay unconscious for the next forever until I'm not sick anymore

I guess I can post a few pictures of my cat though
but I love you and you did it anyway. love your cat too ughhh <3
and feel better lovebug.

Aurani wrote:

I'll talk like a nigger for a moment and say that Serbia and Austria got some beef, but I respect Railey as a fellow enemy.

not ebonics enough nigga
Trash Boat

Aurani wrote:

I'm the most important person here, obviously. Brian holds no powers over me, mainly because I actually like him.
Aurani for Overlord 2k16

Zelda wrote:

Hika wrote:

Zelda, derail please.
Nigga I'm sick and I just want to stay unconscious for the next forever until I'm not sick anymore

I guess I can post a few pictures of my cat though









why european cats are so fluffy?

and we got a hell of a rain few minutes ago, with wind and shit
Zelda

Hika wrote:

Zelda wrote:

Nigga I'm sick and I just want to stay unconscious for the next forever until I'm not sick anymore

I guess I can post a few pictures of my cat though
but I love you and you did it anyway. love your cat too ughhh <3
and feel better lovebug.
workin on it bae <3
EneT
I don't know, but the majority of cats here have normal-lengthed hair; especially the neighbourhood cats that always seem to chill and hang outside my bedroom sliding door, out in the garden.
Aurani

Hika wrote:

not ebonics enough nigga
Regardless, you're still a lovely nigger.
EneT
Aurani are you into Asian girls?
Aurani
Well to be quite honest, not really. If a person I loved above everything long ago was Asian, though, yes, I'd definitely still be into her, but as a standard? Nah, sadly not into Asian chicks.
EneT
Same.
Hika
Asian chicks are hot wtf
Railey2

Hika wrote:

Asian chicks are hot wtf
Aurani
Nah, their facial structure is mostly bleh. SOME of them are hot, but those are mostly from families with some Caucasian.
Railey2
Their facial structure is the best part for me. Psychologically, people often have a thing for rarities. So maybe it appeals to me because I barely was exposed to asian facial structures throughout my life. Have you been around many asians in your life aurani?
Aurani
We have a "Chinatown" here in the city, so yes, I've seen many Asians and I still see them daily. Thing is, I've seen a black person ONCE in my life, yet I don't have a thing for black people.
Hika
nah I'm just saying asian girls are hot but tbh some asians look like pure shit tbh.
i'm just an exception <333
Railey2
these theories are oversimplifying anyways. But they sure as hell sound cool and intuitive. So I might as well explain your objection away by saying that you probably had a black uncle who you had lots of contact to as a child, but then he left and now you can't remember because you were too young back then.
For the sake of my perfect theory!
Aurani
Wa....................... wat.

You know, you ain't that far away mate. I might actually find you, as Austria isn't that big. :V

Hika wrote:

nah I'm just saying asian girls are hot but tbh some asians look like pure shit tbh.
i'm just an exception <333
You're Asian? But aren't you black? So..... you're a black asian, eh? Kinky.
Railey2
If you find me, I might have a room big enough to put a second mattress in, and some tickets to climb mountains and shit
Aurani
Wait, you live near those in the picture?!!?!?

The heck mate, I'm definitely going to visit you!
Hika

Aurani wrote:

You're Asian? But aren't you black? So..... you're a black asian, eh? Kinky.
I'm sure I've explained the complexity of this to you haven't I....
Railey2

Aurani wrote:

Wait, you live near those in the picture?!!?!?

The heck mate, I'm definitely going to visit you!
I took the picture like 50m away from my room. Pretty gorgeous place if you ask me, 10/10 would move there again
Aurani
>Talked 3 lines in total over the course of 5 years.
>"I've talked to you about my personal life for sure!"
>Knows only her name
Yeah! :V

Railey2 wrote:

I took the picture like 50m away from my room. Pretty gorgeous place if you ask me, 10/10 would move there again
Damn mate. I love mountains! Not to mention, I have yet to visit Austria, as it's rich as heck history-wise.
Hika
Fuck you m8. Prepare your anus.
Aurani
My anus is always prepared.
Railey2
I'm generally open for having meetups, we just have some drinks, climb a mountain, marathon some shitty series or do whatever. Always went well so far.

I didn't pay much attention to cultural offers or historical places yet, since my interest in culture and history is rather limited. I know where a huge museum is though, so if thats your thing..
Trash Boat
im still waiting aurani lol
Aurani
Ye I'll begin a game in 10 or so minutes, since the fockin' Sweed is taking his sweet time from waking up.

Railey2 wrote:

I'm generally open for having meetups, we just have some drinks, climb a mountain, marathon some shitty series or do whatever. Always went well so far.

I didn't pay much attention to cultural offers or historical places yet, since my interest in culture and history is rather limited. I know where a huge museum is though, so if thats your thing..
Neat! I'll be going to Venice around spring next year, so I'm definitely going to have a month or so off my colleges to be around, and I'll contact you so we can meet up. Having a few beers and visiting places with you/spending time together has always been my preferred method of meeting people. That's how I met a bunch of Scandies a few years back.
Railey2
Sounds good. Let's see if we are both still around till then
Aurani
>WW3 starts
Well shit.
Trash Boat
question: Im using chrome on my brothers notebook, and certain websites dont display correctly or dont display at all, why? example: KYM, Photobucket.
Railey2
when shit goes down I just hop over to Switzerland. When everything is a burning mess of darkness and destruction, Switzerland will still be fine because thats the way they roll
Aurani
They were always neutral not because no one gave a shit about them, but because the warfare wasn't as advanced as it is today. Nowadays, mountains don't mean shit, and harsh weather is merely a bother. Switzerland has no way to defend itself in the case of a major power attacking, such as NATO or Russia.
Railey2
I know, I was only half-serious.

WW4 will be fought with sticks and stones either way, right?
Yuudachi-kun

ahsoka08 wrote:

could someone buy me supporter
It was me I'm your secret santa
Rilene
nvm, nobody noticed it
Yuudachi-kun
Oh, in this game they translated 愛の囁き as sweet nothings. I thought that was just a dumb phrase only brian used. Now I know what it means
Trash Boat
that stream was alright, I guess. I didnt knew it could become that intensive in few hours.
Aurani
"wyrda: I'm proud to be australian
wyrda: please tell the forum that"

Well, here you go. The silenced one told me to say it.
Bweh

Khelly wrote:

Oh, in this game they translated 愛の囁き as sweet nothings. I thought that was just a dumb phrase only brian used. Now I know what it means
Guessing this is a different brian
Yuudachi-kun

Brian OA wrote:

Khelly wrote:

Oh, in this game they translated 愛の囁き as sweet nothings. I thought that was just a dumb phrase only brian used. Now I know what it means
Guessing this is a different brian
No, it was you. I thought it sounded dumb. You're the only one whom I've ever seen to use it.
Sync
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"Yes, I am communicating with you using these conveniently designed box tabs."
You thought there would be more in here, but there isn't. I'm sorry.
nothing. Hwat?!" "A sweet brain of nothings," Terry spoke confusingly. "That meant absolutely nothing. Hwat?!" "A sweet brain of nothings," Terry spoke confusingly. "That meant absolutely nothing. Hwat?!" "A sweet brain of nothings," Terry spoke confusingly. "That meant absolutely nothing. Hwat?!" "A sweet brain of nothings," Terry spoke confusingly. "That meant absolutely nothing. Hwat?!" "A sweet brain of nothings," Terry spoke confusingly. "That meant absolutely nothing. Hwat?!" "A sweet brain of nothings," Terry spoke confusingly. "That meant absolutely nothing. Hwat?!" "A sweet brain of nothings," Terry spoke confusingly. "That meant absolutely nothing. Hwat?!" "A sweet brain of nothings," Terry spoke confusingly. "That meant absolutely nothing. Hwat?!" "A sweet brain of nothings," Terry spoke confusingly. "That meant absolutely nothing. Hwat?!" "Terry spoke confusingly. "That meant absolutely nothing. Hwat?!" "A sweet brain of nothings," Terry spoke confusingly. "That meant absolutely nothing. Hwat?!" "A sweet brain of nothings," Terry spoke confusingly. "That meant absolutely nothing. Hwat?!" "A sweet brain of nothings," Terry spoke confusingly. "That meant absolutely nothing. Hwat?!"
Bweh

Khelly wrote:

No, it was you. I thought it sounded dumb. You're the only one whom I've ever seen to use it.
I got the phrase from Tatami Galaxy. So when did I use this?
Aurani
Damnit Brian, stop watching shit I watched recently.

Also, isn't the narrative kinda really fast in Tatami? Before I googled it, I thought I was the only one who could barely keep up with it.
Green Platinum
Ye it's pretty fast.
Bweh

Aurani wrote:

Damnit Brian, stop watching shit I watched recently.

Also, isn't the narrative kinda really fast in Tatami? Before I googled it, I thought I was the only one who could barely keep up with it.
Watched that a long time ago m8

It is quite fast. I feel like it can make or break the show for a lot of people, but it fits the main character very well imo.
Aurani
Thing is, I watched all of it, but I could only stand to watch about 3-4 eps a day. The narrative was rather tiring, as I don't want to take a dump on the show by constantly pausing it, and reading through 5 lines per second isn't exactly easy. It was quite a good show, though.
Green Platinum
Zetsubou-sensei has a similar issue. So many details you can miss watching for the first time.
Yuudachi-kun

Brian OA wrote:

Khelly wrote:

No, it was you. I thought it sounded dumb. You're the only one whom I've ever seen to use it.
I got the phrase from Tatami Galaxy. So when did I use this?
Sometime in this thread when you were again complaining about how people were talking and you used the phrase "just whispering sweet nothings to each other" or the like.
Bweh
Sounds about right

You guys do need to get a room 90% of the time

Aurani wrote:

Thing is, I watched all of it, but I could only stand to watch about 3-4 eps a day. The narrative was rather tiring, as I don't want to take a dump on the show by constantly pausing it, and reading through 5 lines per second isn't exactly easy. It was quite a good show, though.
The narrative is fast, but I found it pretty easy to follow. The pacing felt just right. Often times I could tell where the show was going so saving that time with the quick narrative was probably the best move.
Ceph23
Preview new forum design URL says jizz.
I imagine a situation where some guy tries to search for porn, types jizz in the address bar, gets to this place and ends up with a confused boner.
Granger

Hey did you hear...
Bweh
Rilene

Sync wrote:

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"Yes, I am communicating with you using these conveniently designed box tabs."
You thought there would be more in here, but there isn't. I'm sorry.
nothing. Hwat?!" "A sweet brain of nothings," Terry spoke confusingly. "That meant absolutely nothing. Hwat?!" "A sweet brain of nothings," Terry spoke confusingly. "That meant absolutely nothing. Hwat?!" "A sweet brain of nothings," Terry spoke confusingly. "That meant absolutely nothing. Hwat?!" "A sweet brain of nothings," Terry spoke confusingly. "That meant absolutely nothing. Hwat?!" "A sweet brain of nothings," Terry spoke confusingly. "That meant absolutely nothing. Hwat?!" "A sweet brain of nothings," Terry spoke confusingly. "That meant absolutely nothing. Hwat?!" "A sweet brain of nothings," Terry spoke confusingly. "That meant absolutely nothing. Hwat?!" "A sweet brain of nothings," Terry spoke confusingly. "That meant absolutely nothing. Hwat?!" "A sweet brain of nothings," Terry spoke confusingly. "That meant absolutely nothing. Hwat?!" "Terry spoke confusingly. "That meant absolutely nothing. Hwat?!" "A sweet brain of nothings," Terry spoke confusingly. "That meant absolutely nothing. Hwat?!" "A sweet brain of nothings," Terry spoke confusingly. "That meant absolutely nothing. Hwat?!" "A sweet brain of nothings," Terry spoke confusingly. "That meant absolutely nothing. Hwat?!"
I thought you said 'twat'.
Yuudachi-kun
whomp
Trash Boat
quick, guys: which Saints Row should I start with?
IppE
If you own a 360, the first one.

If not, but you own a ps3, 2.

If you have neither consoles, 3.

PC port of 2 was _bad_
Mahogany
I like 2 and 3. Never played 1. 4 is bad.
Yuudachi-kun
2 best
Hika
I enjoy 2 but you should start off at 3 for the hell of it. Best one imo.
4 is... okay.
Shohei Ohtani
Furry thread was biggest dissapointment lmao thanks 4 the support ;))
IppE
I'm too afraid to post my fav furry porns here, people might think I'm a furry.
-sev

IppE wrote:

I'm too afraid to post my fav furry porns here, people might think I'm a furry.
It's ok if you do it ironically
Aurani
You mean sarcastically? :p
Trash Boat
and you forgot Gat Out Of Hell, why?

dammit Auraninja
Aurani
You're my slave, you always come after me.
Zelda
Hell yeah, I'm starting to be less sick
-sev

Aurani wrote:

You mean sarcastically? :p
ha ha :ppppppppppppppp
Aurani
Suk dix m8
Trash Boat
Well, for being a dominatrix, your lack of whip is... disturbing, Aurani.
Aurani

Trash Boat wrote:

Well, for being a dominatrix, your lack of whip is... disturbing, Aurani.
Yuudachi-kun
Will I get to be dominated?
Aurani
Of course, lowly slave!
Yuudachi-kun

Aurani wrote:

Of course, lowly slave!
You're not my master; yoeri is.
Aurani
I'm everyone's master here. Brian is the overlord of OT, and I am his bitch, thus you are all bitches.
Yuudachi-kun

Aurani wrote:

I'm everyone's master here. Brian is the overlord of OT, and I am his bitch, thus you are all bitches.
Girlcock
Bweh

Aurani wrote:

I'm everyone's master here. Brian is the overlord of OT, and I am his bitch, thus you are all bitches.
If you're going to fantasize that much you might as well start writing fanfics
Yuudachi-kun

Brian OA wrote:

Aurani wrote:

I'm everyone's master here. Brian is the overlord of OT, and I am his bitch, thus you are all bitches.
If you're going to fantasize that much you might as well start writing fanfics
I have a feeling you'd tell him to stop doing that as well.
Bweh
If it wasn't good, yeah
Yoeri
A hierarchy of sexual tension
Bweh
And, unfortunately, no one is on top
Trash Boat
I'd like to see Aurani's fanfics.
Aurani

Brian OA wrote:

Aurani wrote:

I'm everyone's master here. Brian is the overlord of OT, and I am his bitch, thus you are all bitches.
If you're going to fantasize that much you might as well start writing fanfics
Wait, I was in a League match and I wrote it incorrectly.... or have I? Did you edit my post you mongrel? You're my bitch, not vice versa.
Railey2
I got 99 problems
Trash Boat
depend, can you edit it, Aurani?
Bweh

Aurani wrote:

Wait, I was in a League match and I wrote it incorrectly.... or have I? Did you edit my post you mongrel? You're my bitch, not vice versa.
Yuudachi-kun

Brian OA wrote:

And, unfortunately, no one is on top
I'm always on bottom
Aurani

Brian OA wrote:

Aurani wrote:

Wait, I was in a League match and I wrote it incorrectly.... or have I? Did you edit my post you mongrel? You're my bitch, not vice versa.
Also, you're giving me free reign to write fanfics here? I might actually begin one tonight. :V
Vuelo Eluko

Khelly wrote:

Brian OA wrote:

And, unfortunately, no one is on top
I'm always on bottom
Railey2
I don't think Khelly was complaining
Yuudachi-kun

Railey2 wrote:

I don't think Khelly was complaining
I'm ALWAYS on bottom.
Railey2
you're not on bottom when it comes to being on bottom, then you are on the fucking top
Yuudachi-kun

Railey2 wrote:

you're not on bottom when it comes to being on bottom, then you are on the fucking top
What does this mean
Bweh
Semantics framing a negative into a positive

It's like saying you're the best at being bad
Railey2
"you say you are bad at everything? But you are the not bad at being bad!

"you say you are the best at everything? But you are not the best at not being the best!"

"you say you are the best at not being bad at everything? But you are bad at being bad at not being bad!"

"you say you are the best at not being the best at not being the worst at not being the best at everything? But you are bad at being the best at not being the best at being bad!"

semantics are fun.
B1rd
Anyone else hate the new forum design enough to boycott the site if it replaces the old one?

It'd be cool if you could migrate ITT to another site. It's not like the game is actually relevant to anything that happens here.
Green Platinum
Let's all boycott osu! supporter and thus peppy's source of income so he makes the changes we want.

Have fun with that.
Aurani
But, I haven't bought supporter in over a year, and I don't ever plan on doing it again, so how the fuck do you boycott something if said something doesn't even need you, in this case the Forum. Peppy wouldn't give two demonic shits about a bunch of agitated people from the ass of the Forum. Ironically, this place is where the highest quality content is discussed on the whole site, yet they treat it like a recycle bin. Bleh.
B1rd
That's just a self defeating mentality. If enough people stopped thinking this and actually did it, then it would have an effect. Especially if we could get some popular streamers involved. And like you say, they don't give two shits about OT here, so why don't we leave to a better platform and leave peppy to rule over his 14 year old demographic that he's obviously aiming for with his dumbed down smartphone like forum design?
Bweh

B1rd wrote:

Anyone else hate the new forum design enough to boycott the site if it replaces the old one?

It'd be cool if you could migrate ITT to another site. It's not like the game is actually relevant to anything that happens here.
Funnily enough, I left Bungie's forums and came here because they redesigned the place some three years ago. I didn't get to bring any friends, though.
Aurani
Yeah, okay, if you manage to move 20+ people to a new Forum, I'll gladly follow you.
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