I love you <3shawnachu wrote:
oh here's your thing DahplA:SPOILERDahplA woke from a fitful night's sleep. It had been hard work presiding over his map modding kingdom - new requests from the peasantry were rolling in quicker than ever before. But he was a kind, generous, and hard-working king, and he kept his subjects happy and stocked up on their favorite food: Lucky Kudosu. The corn flakes mixed with sweet, star-shaped marshmallows had been the most popular meal in the kingdom ever since the god peppy bestowed the fast-growing Kudosu seeds upon the land.
Of course, DahplA kept a large deposit of the processed whole grain in his private reserve. He called up his assistant, Jloughman14, to bring him a fresh bowl of Lucky Kudosu. Jloughman14 was just as hardworking as DahplA was, though all the praise seemingly went to his king instead. He wasn't too bitter about it though - after all, it was all about the work. Teaching peasantry so that they could grow Kudosu themselves and contribute to the Global Topography Project (a program created by DahplA to give shape to all the kingdom's music) was difficult and time consuming, but fulfilling nevertheless.
Jloughman14 brought in a slip of paper with the bowl of cereal.
"DahplA, here's a new mod request", he said he slid the document across the table. "It's for a song called Summertime Record. Take a look."
DahplA picked up the paper. A grizzled-looking dinosaur stared back at him from the top left corner of the page. Its bespectacled gaze seemed to communicate a sense of distant memories, but DahplA couldn't quite figure out what it meant. Below it were a few notes about the mod request; "Drain time: 3:09. Five difficulties." Typical formatting. Below that were a few hastily scrawled words: "great song, questionable map". Whoever this dinosaur was, he definitely didn't have too much self-esteem.
"Is that all?" DahplA enquired, reaching for another bite of cereal. He was missing the key part of the mod request. an obligatory message of praise for the king. The policy seemed a bit egoistic, but it was to make sure the peasantry knew all the mod request laws before submitting anything. It was useful in filtering out more careless requests.
Jloughman14 shook his head. "I'm afraid not. Here's the obligatory message of praise the guy submitted." He slowly reached down under the table and produced a gigantic stack of paper, bound extremely loosely with twine.
The enormous weight of the paper stack crashed onto DahplA's breakfast table, briefly shaking his bowl of Lucky Kudosu. A few corn flakes managed to escape their confinement and ended up on the floor.
DahplA slowly lowered his spoon from his mouth in disbelief.
"My god."
That's going on the profile right now ^_^ Work will start soon
