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NotEvenDoomMusic

IppE wrote:

Will provide accommodation if you do.
can i live with you (too)
IppE
we also make fun of norwegians





NotEvenDoomMusic wrote:

can i live with you (too)
If you're a catgirl, yes.
NotEvenDoomMusic
Not a catgirl, but we can dress your cat up to look like one.

So is finnland, sweden and norway the trifecta of white people debating on which A's is superior?
ä, å, or æ ?
IppE
none of those are pronounced the same

ä is best
Railey2
compared to the whole userbase, we have a disproportionate number of finns and germans here. But this is neither a sausage-fest nor is it a secret moose-lover-society, so .. just why? I think its fine that there are so many germans, because lets be true you can never have too many germans. But can't the finns just leave or something? We got to be representative.
IppE


Germans and finns are both highly likely to be weeaboo.

Must be the WW2 bond we share.
Railey2
IppE
highest average pp in top 100 represent!
Railey2
then theres this guy:
https://osu.ppy.sh/p/pp?c=HM

he didnt make it to the top100 though
DeletedUser_2024727
bad
Friendan
Hey aurani I'm in Paris fite me
Trash Boat

Friendan wrote:

Hey aurani I'm in Paris fite me
He'll beat you up with a baguette. Don't
Aurani

Friendan wrote:

Hey aurani I'm in Paris fite me
You seriously need to spend a night or two in Chateau de Perreux. I wholeheartedly recommend it.
Railey2
and it even is affordable. Thats kind of surprising
The Gambler
Anyone willing to meet up in Toronto?
Friendan

Trash Boat wrote:

He'll beat you up with a baguette. Don't
I saw a guy running with a baguette was that him?
Zelda
IppE
dNextGen
It's important to recognize your priorities in life.

Zelda
Aurani

Railey2 wrote:

and it even is affordable. Thats kind of surprising
Considering the services they offer, it's worth every single penny. Not to mention, it's an underrated little gem - you won't meet many people there.
Trash Boat

Zelda wrote:

dat stereoscopic
IppE

Trash Boat wrote:

dat stereoscopic
It is actually just chromatic aberration made by a shader.
NotEvenDoomMusic

Trash Boat wrote:

dat stereoscopic
*chromatic aberration


IppE wrote:

It is actually just chromatic aberration made by a shader.
Ninja'd my asshole
BrokenArrow
Is anyone here using Spotify and can confirm if The Offspring - You're Gonna Go Far Kid (Clean Album Version) is available in your country? I wanna check if it's a GEMA thing or it's banned across multiple/all countries.
If the first one is true: fuck Germany. I'm paying premium so at least let me listen to the songs I want to. This is fucking bullshit, this isn't the only case where Spotify randomly deletes songs from my playlist either.
IppE

NotEvenDoomMusic wrote:

Ninja'd my asshole


BrokenArrow wrote:

I'm paying premium so at least let me listen to the songs I want to.
But the jews don't want you to listen to the songs you want to.
EneT

BrokenArrow wrote:

Is anyone here using Spotify and can confirm if The Offspring - You're Gonna Go Far Kid (Clean Album Version) is available in your country? I wanna check if it's a GEMA thing or it's banned across multiple/all countries.
If the first one is true: fuck Germany. I'm paying premium so at least let me listen to the songs I want to. This is fucking bullshit, this isn't the only case where Spotify randomly deletes songs from my playlist either.
Yes, I use Spotify. I can confirm that that album hasn't been released on Spotify yet.
BrokenArrow
It was on Spotify until like 2 weeks ago. The entire album was removed, you can still see it if you enable something in your options, can't remember what it was called.
EneT
Artists can request to remove their songs from Spotify. I'm pretty sure that's what Taylor Swift did. It's probably because the band wants to give it more time for people to buy the actual album.
BrokenArrow
Meh, why would they do this to me? I've been their biggest fan since like the beginning of last month. Guess I'll have to buy their stuff the traditional way then..
Zelda

BrokenArrow wrote:

Is anyone here using Spotify and can confirm if The Offspring - You're Gonna Go Far Kid (Clean Album Version) is available in your country? I wanna check if it's a GEMA thing or it's banned across multiple/all countries.
If the first one is true: fuck Germany. I'm paying premium so at least let me listen to the songs I want to. This is fucking bullshit, this isn't the only case where Spotify randomly deletes songs from my playlist either.
Friend has Spotify, I can confirm that the song is indeed there.
BrokenArrow
Zzz that's just discriminating. I don't know jack shit about copyright but what's the point of making songs only available to certain parts of the world? GEMA has always been an annoyance here and I doubt it helps get rid of people pirating the music instead.
IppE

BrokenArrow wrote:

Zzz that's just discriminating. I don't know jack shit about copyright but what's the point of making songs only available to certain parts of the world? GEMA has always been an annoyance here and I doubt it helps get rid of people pirating the music instead.
Vuelo Eluko
who the fuck buys music jesus

unless you're trying to support some underground independent artists you're just throwing it away

big names and record companies dont need my cash
Railey2

xxjesus1412fanx wrote:

who the fuck buys music jesus
you buy music?
IppE
Railey2


:3
Aurani
When you live in a country like Germany or Sweden, of course you can afford the luxury of buying random albums from semi-anonymous artists, but I know for a fact that here, 1 in 10 thousand buys stuff like that. It's sad to see that people have no money to buy condoms, let alone albums of wannabe artist.

On another note, I just got a taste of why Longbowmen completely raped the French alongside their Genoese Crossbowmen buddies.
My army barely two thousand strong, with the bulk of it being Longbowmen, and my King protecting their flanks. Meanwhile, Frenchies over 6 thousand strong, extremely strong cav with a variety of crossbowmen and militia archers supporting the bulk that are the dismounted knights.

Needless to say, I lost 354 men, most of which were my knights, as I foolishly charged into a spear wall, like a moron, and Frenchies? Yeah, they lost 5377 men. Half of them routed and were executed for cowardice.
The Gambler
Remember, big-time artists only make money in their concerts. Since music can be illegally downloaded through P2P networks, their merch and other services recoup what they spent in music and music-videos.

I'd buy from a small artist/amateur band, but not anything professional since amateurs need the money more. Though I'm risking buying shitty thongs as well.
Vuelo Eluko

The Gambler wrote:

Though I'm risking buying shitty thongs as well.
in my experience popularity has very little to do with quality of music, you're just as at risk giving money to the bigger names.

the only real way to be sure in any case is to hear as much as you can before you buy
B1rd
I bought 5 Touhou games from Japan and I haven't even opened them yet. I am unemployed and I live in Australia. Gee, I wonder where to cut back on the budget, dumbass politicians.
DeletedUser_4041880


:c
DeletedUser_3905941
final fantasy 14?
your tastes are beyond repair
DeletedUser_2024727
bad
Friendan

Choofers wrote:

it's a good game and you're a fucking shithead if you think otherwise
no
Aurani
Boy oh boy, I can't wait to test my new bow.

Only 3 months to go.
B1rd
what bow is that?
Aurani
Eh, it's hard to put it in English....

I guess the closest I can get is that it's basically a custom-made yew longbow.
B1rd
Hard to put in words? That makes me a bit curious. By longbow do you mean a traditional English longbow? Really though, made out of yew, nice. I presume you got it without paying half a fortune, must be a benefit of living in Europe I guess.
Aurani
Hard as in I'm not an expert by any means in that subject, so I have a rather vague idea of how different draw weights affect your body or how certain techniques improve the results in the long run, but I've certainly shot a bow before, and I'd love to actually teach myself over the years to correctly use one - specifically the longbow, as I adore the part they played in the history of England.

It costed a bit, but definitely not a fortune.
Vuelo Eluko
edit: oh above post answers all

good job getting a respectable hobby, shitposting just isn't sustainable.
Aurani
Thanks Jesus.

You can't root me out - the edginess shall live on.
NotEvenDoomMusic

IppE wrote:

I buy music sometimes

like this: http://psychofilthrecords.bandcamp.com/album/2

or http://alst.net/2015/05/05/arcd0047-popculture-3/

or even http://radiantdancefloor.tumblr.com/ even though it's free on bandcamp

I actually wanted to acquire http://www.tano-c.net/disc/tcplus-0015/ for some time, but now that i want to link to the store it seems to be down.
Haven't been to the official tano°c store for a while now so i don't know if they've been down for some time or just in some sort of maintenance.

Railey2 wrote:

xxjesus1412fanx wrote:

who the fuck buys music jesus
you buy music?
Yeah, if the cover isn't too hentai or a gorefest, then it's pretty worthwhile having the physical copy of it, mainly because it looks neat and it's something that you'll enjoy much more knowing you've spent some money on it, even though you could've gotten the CD rip or whatever somewhere else.

I mean you're not obligated to give them your money, but if the artist doesn't own a manson on their private island or are genuine with what they do, then they would probably appreciate any amount of money that they could get from people purchasing their stuff.

Also, buying digital music is pure bullshit???? (unless no other option is given and/or you really intend to support the artist directly)
Vuelo Eluko

NotEvenDoomMusic wrote:

enjoy much more knowing you've spent some money on it
this consumerist society scares me
Vuelo Eluko
brb playing dota
IppE

NotEvenDoomMusic wrote:

I actually wanted to acquire http://www.tano-c.net/disc/tcplus-0015/ for some time, but now that i want to link to the store it seems to be down.
Haven't been to the official tano°c store for a while now so i don't know if they've been down for some time or just in some sort of maintenance.
http://diverse-direct.com/hardcore-tanoc/tcplus-0015-2/
Zelda

Choofers wrote:

RedPanda wrote:

final fantasy 14?
your tastes are beyond repair
it's a good game and you're a fucking shithead if you think otherwise
But it's objectively a shitty game.

IppE
And still you play it.

NotEvenDoomMusic

IppE wrote:

http://diverse-direct.com/hardcore-tanoc/tcplus-0015-2/


on another note, found on the tano°c store twitter
07/03 [INFO] TANO*STORE本日21時頃リニューアルオープン予定です!! 21:00よりリニューアル記念配信を行いますので、是非ご覧下さい。 #tanoc | TANO*C STORE
So yeah, maintenance.

Thanks for the diverse-direct link though, didn't knew it existed.
Zelda

IppE wrote:

And still you play it.

I have lost control of my life.

Milkshake
i can't believe this place still exists
Yuudachi-kun
Give me all your shekels
Milkshake
go celebrate ur crap
Yuudachi-kun

Milkshake wrote:

go celebrate ur crap
My grandmother told me to always respect the Jewish community or else they'd put the sheeny curse on me.
silmarilen
morning pirtelö
Milkshake

Khelly wrote:

Milkshake wrote:

go celebrate ur crap
My grandmother told me to always respect the Jewish community or else they'd put the sheeny curse on me.
i'm at germany atm so i can also put u in a gas chamber w/e u prefer

p.s morning silm chan
Yuudachi-kun
They still have those!!1!??1?!1
Milkshake
exclusively just for me
Yuudachi-kun

Milkshake wrote:

exclusively just for me
Have fun :D
NotEvenDoomMusic
Today's supposed to be the hottest day in germany.
How is it compared to ישראל??

pls no comment on how hot u r pls we know already

also hi milkershaq
Milkshake
emg it's daamusik om g

also it feels exactly the same i'm sweating my soul off here
NotEvenDoomMusic

Milkshake wrote:

also it feels exactly the same i'm sweating my soul off here

the weather should get better around next week though,
expect some thunderstorms and stuff
Milkshake
OH STOP IT DOOM-CHAN
Lewder
so army on monday and i had to shave my head
now idk about you but i vastly prefer myself with hair

oh fugg, hi pirtelö :3
IppE

Milkshake wrote:

i'm at germany atm so i can also put u in a gas chamber w/e u prefer
get your buns over here so I can put you in a sauna

Lewder wrote:

so army on monday and i had to shave my head
now idk about you but i vastly prefer myself with hair

oh fugg, hi pirtelö :3
You kinda look like a younger lewa. Also have fun in the army.
Lewder
pretty sure lewa and i are born in the same year
IppE
You've done less drugs so that might explain it.
B1rd
Damn, RIP hair.
jaaakb
try to stay alive, hair is the source of power for us and cutting it only serves the enemies of the state who have infiltrated our army
piruchan
I've read that Indonesia might be the next Greece in terms of economy. What should I anticipate?

It is said that Argentina is on the same page as well, so you might want to keep your eyes peeled, Trash Boat.
Shiyzo
what is this
B1rd

piruchan wrote:

I've read that Indonesia might be the next Greece in terms of economy. What should I anticipate?

It is said that Argentina is on the same page as well, so you might want to keep your eyes peeled, Trash Boat.
Maybe you should leave that country.
Trash Boat

piruchan wrote:

I've read that Indonesia might be the next Greece in terms of economy. What should I anticipate?

It is said that Argentina is on the same page as well, so you might want to keep your eyes peeled, Trash Boat.
You should worry more about Germany instead.

Lewder
movie suck
anime sucks
fun sucks
you suck
NotEvenDoomMusic

Lewder wrote:

so army on monday and i had to shave my head
now idk about you but i vastly prefer myself with hair

oh fugg, hi pirtelö :3
You went from a stereotypical suomalainen to a ruski
pls don't cyka blyad at me

also, have fun in the army
Trash Boat

Lewder wrote:

movie suck
anime sucks
fun sucks
you suck
Lewder
You are drunk
Go to bed
Now
Milkshake

Lewder wrote:

movie suck
anime sucks
fun sucks
you suck
you look like lewa and u tell us that we suck
B1rd
Trash Boat
Haters can no longer hate. lol
IppE

jaaakb wrote:

try to stay alive, hair is the source of power for us and cutting it only serves the enemies of the state who have infiltrated our army
You sound like a leftist hippie. I don't like leftist hippies.

Trash Boat wrote:

Haters can no longer hate. lol
Good thing I'm not a sheepfucker so I can keep on hating.

NotEvenDoomMusic wrote:

pls don't cyka blyad at me
сука блять

Trash Boat wrote:

You should worry more about Germany instead.
>robot killing a man in a factory more worrisome than a whole country going bankrupt

Classic Trash "Utter Retard" Boat
Trash Boat
Economy will no longer matter if there is not any human left to cash the taxes
NotEvenDoomMusic
Dakimakuras will no longer matter if there is not any weebs left to cash the ¥´s
Trash Boat
^This cat gets it
IppE
Well it is a cat. Cats reign superior.
Milkshake
hello ippebuns
NotEvenDoomMusic

IppE wrote:

it
TRIGGERED

on another note,
IppE

NotEvenDoomMusic wrote:

TRIGGERED


Milkshake wrote:

hello ippebuns
こんにちわ
silmarilen
ציצים
Yuudachi-kun

Lewder wrote:

pretty sure lewa and i are born in the same year
So you mean you're not a loli cirno with black hair?
Zelda


fokken cramped piece of shit case
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