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The Gambler
All murder victims have admitted to drinking water. Water is the real killer...
Conor
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The Gambler
Every violent video game has music. Blame the music for driving kids mad
Conor
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The Gambler
16 is the age that one is allowed to drive a car. Doesn't say anything about crashing them
Conor
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The Gambler
They say gas is light...
Conor
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The Gambler
They say hard drives are hard to the touch
FillinFaye
I am typing
The Gambler
Mechanical keyboards are well... Mechanical
FillinFaye
keyboards are used for typing
Conor
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The Gambler
My avatar has a fatal obsession of looking towards the left
Conor
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chaee
I'm making strange sounds
Conor
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chaee
People are complaining about noise
The Gambler
Noise is sound, and sound is music. Does that mean noise=music?
Conor
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The Gambler

Conor wrote:

Static Noise = Bird.
You mean B1rd?

OT: Conor is Conor is Conor is SS

Nuff said
Treekii
The person above me is the 999th dagambler
The Gambler
The above specimen is a special tree of the pizzeria-consuming Lolitamus moepiens.
Conor
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The Gambler
My sig is centered, and is centered signaturely so
Critical Dude
The name of this thread is "Captain Obvious", the reason as to why it is called so should be pretty obvious.
If you are unable to understand why it is obvious, then let me explain it simply.
The aim of this thread is to post sentences, explanations, theories or phrases that are or should be already known (thus making them 'obvious'), for example: "Hats are worn on your head". This example demonstrates how this thread works; a member of this site will enter this thread and post information that is already known to most or all users on this forum.
That is all I have to say about this thread and its objective, please feel free to ask me any questions relating to this thread. However there is a 90% chance that I will ignore you as I am not a moderator for this site.

Thank you :P
The Gambler
You use muscles to produce facial contortions capable of inciting emotions of euphoria, relaxation and contentment. I call it smiling
Critical Dude
The word "Critical" means to express adverse or disapproving comments or judgements.
Whereas the word "Dude" means a man; a guy (often used as a form of address).

Therefore if we used these two words together, we will end up with "Critical Dude" which means a male that expresses unfavourable comments (like moi).
The Gambler
Critical comments are critical, dude

Nuff said...
Critical Dude
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The Gambler
Trust me, I'm a liar.
chaee
Dagambler's a liar
Critical Dude
Fun fact: Did you know that you are warm-blooded?
The Gambler
Performing a laceration of the subcutaneous layer of the human body leads to undesirable hemorraging. #IHatePaperCuts
Critical Dude
Fun Fact: You're alive!
Treekii
The person above me has a fine moustache
chaee
Loli struggles to eat pizza ;o;
The Gambler
This thread has become "Comment on above avatar"
KokoaCrunch

dagambler999 wrote:

This thread has become "Comment on above avatar"
duh~
Treekii
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