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Wish granted, but _______

posted 2015-04-18T13:46:35+00:00

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Conor

Joined May 2013

Conor 2015-04-19T03:30:19+00:00

It was actually my semen, the amount of work I had to put in was inhuman

Wish granted, but your true love turned out to be me

I wish I wasn't Cookiezi anymore, I want my limbs back damn

Treekii

Joined October 2012

Treekii 2015-04-19T03:32:05+00:00

Wish granted, but you now have bad acne

I wish to be an actual tree

☆ edit later ☆

SaigonAlice

Joined March 2013

SaigonAlice 2015-04-19T03:38:13+00:00

Wish granted, but you are the Tree named Tim who is in love with 31 year old Emma McCabe.
http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-l ... 7275760785
'Best sex ever'

I wish for more time.

-SayaKai

Joined October 2014

-SayaKai 2015-04-19T05:45:27+00:00

Wish granted, but no one can laughed at me

Spamming katface is good though.

SaigonAlice

Joined March 2013

SaigonAlice 2015-04-19T13:44:00+00:00

What?

I wish for Kanye West.

Conor

Joined May 2013

Conor 2015-04-19T20:42:51+00:00

Wish granted, but you get interrupted every sentence

I wish for a normal sleep schedule

FuZ

Joined January 2011

FuZ 2015-04-19T20:47:13+00:00

Wish granted but you're tired all days
Story of my life

I wish i could speak every languages

FillinFaye

Joined November 2014

FillinFaye 2015-04-20T21:49:51+00:00

wish granted, but you can no longer speak the same language to your family and friends.

I wish I was a salad

Conor

Joined May 2013

Conor 2015-04-20T21:54:14+00:00

Wish granted, but you're the worst type of salad and nobody will ever want to eat you. You will eventually rot away and be thrown into the trash.

I wish I could have a small freezer in my bedroom.

slithien

Joined August 2012

slithien 2015-04-20T22:16:17+00:00

Wish granted, however your bedroom is now the small freezer.

I wish I could have more wishes

Aomi

Joined August 2013

Aomi 2015-04-20T22:19:53+00:00

Wish granted, but you won't be able to use them.

I wish I could bite Conor really hard.

You beefing with my enemy does not make you a friend of me.

FillinFaye

Joined November 2014

FillinFaye 2015-04-20T22:28:07+00:00

wish granted, but you can no longer bite anyone else.

I wish I had cake right now

slithien

Joined August 2012

slithien 2015-04-20T22:29:29+00:00

Wish granted, you get some used urinal cake

I wish I could have more nutella

Aomi

Joined August 2013

Aomi 2015-04-20T22:31:02+00:00

FillinFaye wrote:
wish granted, but you can no longer bite anyone else.

I wish I had cake right now

Conor is the only one I need to bite.

@bakathien- Wish granted, but you'd die of diabetes.

I wish I could change my name again.

You beefing with my enemy does not make you a friend of me.

Conor

Joined May 2013

Conor 2015-04-20T22:31:56+00:00

Wish granted, all you have to do is e-mail accounts@ppy.sh (I've had 4 different usernames)

I wish A1 never started what he did

Aomi

Joined August 2013

Aomi 2015-04-20T22:34:17+00:00

Wish granted, but he'd start something worse than that.

I wish I could bite off your face.

You beefing with my enemy does not make you a friend of me.

Conor

Joined May 2013

Conor 2015-04-20T22:35:54+00:00

Wish granted, but my face is left so disfigured you wouldn't to put your teeth anywhere near it again

I wish I had water in my bottle

Aomi

Joined August 2013

Aomi 2015-04-20T22:37:13+00:00

Wish granted, but the water tastes like rotten meat.

I wish I could have a couple picture with you.

You beefing with my enemy does not make you a friend of me.

Conor

Joined May 2013

Conor 2015-04-20T22:45:22+00:00

Wish granted, but it's the only couple picture we had and it gets stolen, never returned

I wish I lived closer to my friends

FillinFaye

Joined November 2014

FillinFaye 2015-04-20T22:53:17+00:00

wish granted, but your house would just be in a trash can.

I wish I had an osu tablet

Conor

Joined May 2013

Conor 2015-04-20T22:54:45+00:00

Wish granted, but the settings aren't optimal for osu! and you could never play properly with it. These can't be changed.

I wish I had a mechanical keyboard.

ElliottB1

Joined December 2013

ElliottB1 2015-04-20T22:56:14+00:00

Granted, but it's actually an electronic keyboard.

I wish there were more parodies of commercials to make them look as if they advertise stuff about osu!.

FillinFaye

Joined November 2014

FillinFaye 2015-04-20T23:29:08+00:00

wish granted, but the commercials are based off the calvin klein commercials

I wish I had ice cream

Conor

Joined May 2013

Conor 2015-04-20T23:31:48+00:00

Wish granted, but unfortunately for you it's covered all over my body

I wish someone would bring me a coffee

KokoaCrunch

Joined February 2015

KokoaCrunch 2015-04-20T23:35:59+00:00

Wish granted, but the bitterness in the coffee kills you.

I wish I can meet Jesus

''Me speek vely gud enggrish''

yyuryyubicuryy4me

Conor

Joined May 2013

Conor 2015-04-20T23:41:01+00:00

Wish granted, but once you're done talking he turns you into wine and drinks you

I wish my osu! idols would return

FillinFaye

Joined November 2014

FillinFaye 2015-04-20T23:45:00+00:00

wish granted, but they would leave again

I wish I can be better than Cookiezi

Conor

Joined May 2013

Conor 2015-04-20T23:55:29+00:00

Wish granted, but you'll go 100% blind. You won't know when this happens, you'll wake up without eye sight one day.

I wish I could have better HR skills without having to play more for it

FillinFaye

Joined November 2014

FillinFaye 2015-04-21T00:01:42+00:00

wish granted, but you cannot have access to all the other mods

I wish my embarrassing photos of me when I was an infant would be gone from my mom's facebook ;-;

Conor

Joined May 2013

Conor 2015-04-21T00:05:08+00:00

Wish granted, but embarrassing photos of you at your current age appear on your mom's facebook instead

I wish I had photos of myself from my childhood

FillinFaye

Joined November 2014

FillinFaye 2015-04-21T00:12:42+00:00

wish granted, but they would all appear on http://awkwardfamilyphotos.com/

Conor

Joined May 2013

Conor 2015-04-21T07:32:44+00:00

I wish I had slept last night

(Faye forgotten, so I'll carry it on like this I guess)

olivia272

Joined March 2015

olivia272 2015-04-21T08:33:12+00:00

Wish granted, but you still feel like you did not sleep for one second.

I wish I had better speakers.

When you planted flowers inside of me, I thought you were going to water them too.

Conor

Joined May 2013

Conor 2015-04-21T08:46:48+00:00

Wish granted, they're the best speakers anyone could wish to own, but the sound is inaudible only to your ears.

I wish I had books to read.

Aomi

Joined August 2013

Aomi 2015-04-21T10:58:02+00:00

Wish granted, but all of them are blank.

I wish it was summer.

You beefing with my enemy does not make you a friend of me.

Conor

Joined May 2013

Conor 2015-04-21T12:34:44+00:00

Wish granted, but you never get to go outside

I wish for all my problems to simply go away

Aomi

Joined August 2013

Aomi 2015-04-21T12:43:43+00:00

Wish granted, but you won't be able to comfort anyone else for the rest of your life.

I wish I could lick your hair.

You beefing with my enemy does not make you a friend of me.

Conor

Joined May 2013

Conor 2015-04-21T12:45:24+00:00

Wish granted, but with each lick, my hair slowly disappears until I'm left with a bald head

I wish I could lick your neck (oops)

Aomi

Joined August 2013

Aomi 2015-04-21T12:47:03+00:00

Wish granted, but I'd slap you with a pillow.

I wish I could finally get enough coins to purchase a limited character on Subway Surfers like fml ; v ;

You beefing with my enemy does not make you a friend of me.

Conor

Joined May 2013

Conor 2015-04-21T12:50:08+00:00

Wish granted, but your phone gets destroyed and you lose everything

I wish I could sleep right now

Aomi

Joined August 2013

Aomi 2015-04-21T12:55:07+00:00

Wish granted, but you'd have nightmares every time you try to sleep.

I wish I could speak Korean.

You beefing with my enemy does not make you a friend of me.

Conor

Joined May 2013

Conor 2015-04-21T12:56:38+00:00

Nothing changed

Wish granted, but everybody no longer understands Korean

I wish the roadworks outside my house would stop

Aomi

Joined August 2013

Aomi 2015-04-21T12:57:42+00:00

Wish granted, but a wrecking ball would destroy your house.

I wish I could travel to any country at any time.

You beefing with my enemy does not make you a friend of me.

Conor

Joined May 2013

Conor 2015-04-21T12:59:33+00:00

Wish granted, but there's an 80% chance that your plane will crash everytime you travel

I wish nobody takes my #1 on Wrecking Ball now you reminded me

Aomi

Joined August 2013

Aomi 2015-04-21T13:01:15+00:00

Wish granted, but you can no longer get any #1 scores other than on that map.

I wish I could see your sleeping face. (´◉◞౪◟◉)

You beefing with my enemy does not make you a friend of me.

Conor

Joined May 2013

Conor 2015-04-21T13:03:06+00:00

Wish granted, but you completely forget what my face looks like every day after

I wish I could see your "ready to bite Conor's face" face

Aomi

Joined August 2013

Aomi 2015-04-21T13:10:41+00:00

But you'd never get bitten by me.

I wish I could speak fluent English.

You beefing with my enemy does not make you a friend of me.

GSG95

Joined October 2014

GSG95 2015-04-21T13:56:37+00:00

Granted. But no one in the world speaks English anymore.

I wish this thread would last longer than mine. t/261428&start=0

let it live.

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a1l2d3r4e5d6

Joined February 2014

a1l2d3r4e5d6 2015-04-21T15:14:49+00:00

Granted. However your thread was bumped and it became more popular than this, eventually killing it.

I wish I had a better mouse for osu!

"We've all been asleep for the past 16 years."

FillinFaye

Joined November 2014

FillinFaye 2015-04-21T22:11:42+00:00

Granted, but your mouse would be so expensive that it would get stolen.

I wish I can be the best Kanye west.

Nathanael

Global Moderator

Joined January 2013

Nathanael 2015-04-22T16:49:42+00:00

Granted but it only lasted for a millisecond.

There is already the same thread as this. Please continue here: t/261428

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