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I forgot what it felt like to touch a computer for sooooooooooooo long..
I'd gladly donate my thigh gap to someone in need, indeed.EneT wrote:
I don't understand the craze over thigh gaps eitherYoeri wrote:
Thigh gaps are gross
I envy you.Hika wrote:
I forgot what it felt like to touch a computer for sooooooooooooo long..
Donate your thigh gap to african childrenStatic Noise Bird wrote:
I'd gladly donate my thigh gap to someone in need, indeed.
1 thigh gap = 1 water
How come darling?Kaienyuu wrote:
I envy you.
I work like 40+ hours a week and all I crave is Fate Stay Night UBW and food. I'm so tired of work.
I just love and miss my computer so much omg
War Thunder is fucking good
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Ew, sounds like some person just slapped some sounds together and thought it sounded good
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I'd donate mine too. Thigh gap all the way down to my knees, give me some of your fat in exchange plsStatic Noise Bird wrote:
I'd gladly donate my thigh gap to someone in need, indeed.
why do people care about if there is a gap or not between their legs?
Because they are boredKaienyuu wrote:
Why does anyone care about anything ever?
some things are relevant, this isnt.
Because it's inconvenient. Can't hold a phone on my lap, unless I balance it on a single thigh. Of course I've learnt that over time, but it's still a minor problem worth complaining about on the internet.silmarilen wrote:
why do people care about if there is a gap or not between their legs?
Those who don't have one and want to have one, I don't know. Maybe they think it looks nice because most of those who want one have a distorted image of their body anyway.
TL;DR: Because we can and are stupid.
i find it more convenient to balance something on a single thigh than in the middle between them, that way i wont have to hold my legs together
So true, I only just realized how convenient my Penis isBrian OA wrote:
My penis has me covered there.
Yaaaayy, hooray for dicks!! /o/
Kaienyuu wrote:
Yeah, dicks are great.
dicks are gross
Notto disu shitto agen.silmarilen wrote:
dicks are gross
Static Noise Bird wrote:
Not this shit again.
damn you're 1k posts ahead of me by now, remember when we had the same postcount?Static Noise Bird wrote:
Notto disu shitto agen.silmarilen wrote:
dicks are gross
7 hours alone in the bus. This journey couldn't have been better.
Why can't I have this kind of luckAurani wrote:
7 hours alone in the bus. This journey couldn't have been better.
You have too many stalkers/fans thats whyKaienyuu wrote:
Why can't I have this kind of luck
Frostei wrote:
I should stop sleeping for 12+ hours
Well I feel completely refreshed after just waking up from sleeping for 20 hours. Time for some coffee <3Aurani wrote:
Waking up 3 hours before a 7-hour trip is the best thing ever. Fucking Hell, I want to go back to sleep so badly.
DepressionFriendan wrote:
what did you do to sleep that long even
HibernateFriendan wrote:
what did you do to sleep that long even
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There's also something called Hypersomnolence (hypersomnia). Hypersomnia can be secondary to medical conditions such as clinical depression, multiple sclerosis, encephalitis, epilepsy, or obesity. It can occur as an effect of taking certain medications, withdrawal from them, or drug/alcohol abuse. Certain physical problems can cause it as well.
It was Easter yesterday, so no sane person would travel on that day. Luckily, I'm not sane.Kaienyuu wrote:
Why can't I have this kind of luckAurani wrote:
7 hours alone in the bus. This journey couldn't have been better.
Genitals are gross looking in general
Men are not pleasant to look at. I don't think they're meant to be.
Proper women don't care as much about looks, as they do for personality.
Speaking of which, an ex contacted me today and wanted to give me back a shirt I left her when we were together. That was fucking 5 years ago...
Speaking of which, an ex contacted me today and wanted to give me back a shirt I left her when we were together. That was fucking 5 years ago...
I'm not an expert on women but I'd say she doesn't care about returning your shirt.
Well, I would also think of that first, was it not for the fact that I don't even remember her face anymore, so I would assume neither does she mine.
She was always weird as shit anyways.
She was always weird as shit anyways.
Ahahaha. Personality does not matter when dissecting a pulchritudinous specimen.Aurani wrote:
Proper women don't care as much about looks, as they do for personality..
A bit confident in yourself aren't you?olivia272 wrote:
Ahahaha. Personality does not matter when dissecting a pulchritudinous specimen.
You're still a girl. What do you know? :Volivia272 wrote:
Ahahaha. Personality does not matter when dissecting a pulchritudinous specimen.Aurani wrote:
Proper women don't care as much about looks, as they do for personality..
What if humans were nocturnal
We'd be ugly as fck from the lack of sunlight our skin comes in contact with
So if I never go outside I'll be rich 
no, the other way around
You are already rich.BackOffMe50ft wrote:
So if I never go outside I'll be rich
Solution: stop being chinese
Then go drink some water or something, that shit makes your mouth so dry
Apple juice.
Done.
Done.
I don't see any problems there.Frostei wrote:
I can't stop eating goldfish crackers help
This is what modding/BN-stuff, GD (I mean the IRL thread) spamming and formerly my graphics thread has done to my count. But then again you probably have way more if we count OT posts to that, too.silmarilen wrote:
damn you're 1k posts ahead of me by now, remember when we had the same postcount?
So, apparently, making breakfast for someone in bed can lead to a +5 in friendship, but also a -42 if you colour the eggs black and purple for shits and giggles.
small increase in being generous, large decrease for messing with them? makes sense
"For someone in bed" ... pls
Lol, I love how you can make a sentence seem like OoT means something else.
So, how in the world do you fry eggs in bed?
I am tempted to troll myself with a sexual joke.
I am tempted to troll myself with a sexual joke.
I want to do it for you, but things might get to sexual between us.
Osu! off topic AU where "Brian OA" is the ultimate hedgehog whose real name is "Zero" with a prosthetic arm and nine angel wings and all chaos emeralds. When he combines with hedgehog partner/destined lover "Wojian" he becomes the Hedgehog Super Saiyan GOD and manipulates powers of time/space (Like Deus from Mirai Nikki) and pretty much everything.Brian OA wrote:
You'd need a portable stove
Brian's story is very tragic you see he is in an infinte timeloop (much like Madoka and Kagerou Days) where each time he tries to save Wojian but fails with Wojian dying. BUT they end up having eight babies.
SaigonAlice my saviour is back. God bless.
Stop referring to animes with abbreviations.
Obliteration on Titans?Syphist wrote:
Lol, I love how you can make a sentence seem like OoT means something else.
Stop referring to animes with abbreviations.
Hi SNB
This is way more funnier than I thoughtBrian OA wrote:
You'd need a portable stove
HI SAIGENALESaigonAlice wrote:
Hi SNB
Static Noise Bird wrote:
Obliteration on Titans?Syphist wrote:
Lol, I love how you can make a sentence seem like OoT means something else.
good gravy Vim is weird
the power though
the power
the power though
the power
Ohhi I remember youSaigonAlice wrote:
Oh and welcome back Saigon, I didn't notice you, sorry. In case you ask, you didn't miss that much. People prefer 2014 mapping to this one, Kuba Oms is STILL the most played map, pp has being recalculated several times, and HuniePop is now a thing among most playersSaigonAlice wrote:
Hi
Huniepop is shit.
I don't know I was cringing too much to get far into it.
If the artwork wasn't horrifying I still probably wouldn't look at it at all ever
what is huniepop?
The only good thing about Huniepop from what I've seen is that there are more than one girl that is dark-skinned. That's it.
Hello everyone! It actually makes me so happy for you all to greet little ol' insignificant me...! I really hope all of you are doing well! God bless.
Static Noise Bird wrote:
SaigonAlice my saviour is back. God bless.
NotEvenDoomMusic wrote:
HI SAIGENALESaigonAlice wrote:
Hi SNB
Blue Stig wrote:
Ohhi I remember you
Trash Boat wrote:
Oh and welcome back Saigon, I didn't notice you, sorry. In case you ask, you didn't miss that much. People prefer 2014 mapping to this one, Kuba Oms is STILL the most played map, pp has being recalculated several times, and HuniePop is now a thing among most players
AutoMedic wrote:
hello saigon
Choofers wrote:
requesting r34 of saigon's avatar
Hello everyone! It actually makes me so happy for you all to greet little ol' insignificant me...! I really hope all of you are doing well! God bless.
hello saigon
So, I just saw the numerous videos of kebab destroying Assyrian artifacts and ruins, and as someone who lives for archaeology, it made me quite literally cry. Ruins thousands of years old forever lost. A past erased from this planet.
Why the fucking shit aren't we just fucking nuking them, if they'll ruin everything anyways? Might as well launch a fucking crusade and erase all kebab from there, as they've proven numerous times that their nonexistent culture poisons this world.
Why the fucking shit aren't we just fucking nuking them, if they'll ruin everything anyways? Might as well launch a fucking crusade and erase all kebab from there, as they've proven numerous times that their nonexistent culture poisons this world.
Who are you referring to with the "we" in "why aren't we nuking them"
"We" as in "the western world". Doesn't matter if it's Russia, or U.S.A. or any of the nuke-capable EU countries. Just fucking destroy those shits already. They can kill their own people all they want, but they have no right to completely erase the past with their unwashed barbaric kebab hands.
I think it's frightening how you and many other "westerners" find nuking to be a clean, easy solution with absolutely no repercussions.Aurani wrote:
So, I just saw the numerous videos of kebab destroying Assyrian artifacts and ruins, and as someone who lives for archaeology, it made me quite literally cry. Ruins thousands of years old forever lost. A past erased from this planet.
Why the fucking shit aren't we just fucking nuking them, if they'll ruin everything anyways? Might as well launch a fucking crusade and erase all kebab from there, as they've proven numerous times that their nonexistent culture poisons this world.
You do realise that many innocent civilians, including men, women and children would be caught in this nuke, were it to happen? And no, the nuke will end up harming innocents - there is no magical way to somehow engineer the blast to only affect extremists, a nuke will indiscriminately kill anyone or anything in its vast area of effect, believe it or not.
Sure, maybe nuke an isolated base, that might work right? Actually wrong - there may be rivers or lakes that will spread the radioactive contamination to villages/cities.
Btw, calling Iraqis "kebabs" is downright racist.
EDIT: Sorry.Kaienyuu wrote:
Nuking barbarians sounds like a civilised thing to do.
I like youAurani wrote:
So, I just saw the numerous videos of kebab destroying Assyrian artifacts and ruins, and as someone who lives for archaeology, it made me quite literally cry. Ruins thousands of years old forever lost. A past erased from this planet.
Why the fucking shit aren't we just fucking nuking them, if they'll ruin everything anyways? Might as well launch a fucking crusade and erase all kebab from there, as they've proven numerous times that their nonexistent culture poisons this world.
It was a quote of what Aurani said in the post above mine rather than my own wording.SaigonAlice wrote:
Calling muslims "barbarians" sounds rather civilised as well.
I really give zero fucks about what you consider racist.
Saving all lives is not possible, so knock off that shitty utopian idea, please.
I'm also not racist, and am calling only those Muslims who don't deserve being called like that, kebab.
I would erase all kebabs from Iran to Austria without a second thought. I respect most other, proper Muslims, I assure you of that.
So yes, I'll call those shits kebab, and I couldn't care less about your opinion of me, as I don't even know you.
Also, no, I wouldn't nuke them - that would destroy those ruins in the same manner they did, and It would make me no better than them.
An old-fashioned crusade should do the trick.
Saving all lives is not possible, so knock off that shitty utopian idea, please.
I'm also not racist, and am calling only those Muslims who don't deserve being called like that, kebab.
I would erase all kebabs from Iran to Austria without a second thought. I respect most other, proper Muslims, I assure you of that.
So yes, I'll call those shits kebab, and I couldn't care less about your opinion of me, as I don't even know you.
Also, no, I wouldn't nuke them - that would destroy those ruins in the same manner they did, and It would make me no better than them.
An old-fashioned crusade should do the trick.
Well spoken, "the only opinion that you should care about is your own" is what I always sayAurani wrote:
I really give zero fucks about what you consider racist.
Saving all lives is not possible, so knock off that shitty utopian idea, please.
I'm also not racist, and am calling only those Muslims who don't deserve being called like that, kebab.
I would erase all kebabs from Iran to Austria without a second thought. I respect most other, proper Muslims, I assure you of that.
So yes, I'll call those shits kebab, and I couldn't care less about your opinion of me, as I don't even know you.
Also, no, I wouldn't nuke them - that would destroy those ruins in the same manner they did, and It would make me no better than them.
An old-fashioned crusade should do the trick.