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EneT

Brian OA wrote:

She has a ribbon around her boobs, that's probably it.
Horny guys, I get it
DeletedUser_4041880
NotEvenDoomMusic

Brian OA wrote:

Attractive character design, harem setting, generic main character who's driven by all the wrong reasons but because anime rarely delves beyond superficial matters it doesn't give a rat's ass. Wait, I started talking about the show instead..
Don't forget.
A full on sentence/ethical question as a title.

Bestseller 2015

Comiket 88 is going to be oversaturated by lewd dungeon anime. help
Friendan
Thats no girl Frostei
Ceph23
But is it good?
Aurani
Waking up 3 hours before a 7-hour trip is the best thing ever. Fucking Hell, I want to go back to sleep so badly.
piruchan
Damn. I thought this place would be free from Hestia.

EneT wrote:

And why is this anime bitch in particular so popular?
Haven't checked out the anime
I'm quoting someone here, "She's a big boobed loli, she was destined for popularity".

Aurani wrote:

Waking up 3 hours before a 7-hour trip is the best thing ever. Fucking Hell, I want to go back to sleep so badly.
Sleep on the trip.
Aurani

piruchan wrote:

Sleep on the trip.
I don't want to snore the passengers to death. :p
Nah, I just dislike letting my guard down around random strangers. I'm a heavy sleeper, so I don't want to take any unnecessary risks.
silmarilen

EneT wrote:

Brian OA wrote:

She has a ribbon around her boobs, that's probably it.
Horny guys, I get it
and girls
silmarilen

piruchan wrote:

Damn. I thought this place would be free from Hestia.
it's hard to avoid the subject when 90% of the community is weeaboo and she's the most popular character in weeabooworld right now
Vialle
OH ARE WE TALKING ABOUT HESTIA NOW AW AW AW
Birdy
Who's Hestia?
-sev
Some animay slut
Ceph23
so how come I haven't heard of this slut until I saw her being trampled upon in OT?
Yoeri
Thigh gaps are gross
Vialle
lolipai goddess
EneT

Yoeri wrote:

Thigh gaps are gross
I don't understand the craze over thigh gaps either
DeletedUser_4041880
I should stop sleeping for 12+ hours
Trash Boat

Frostei wrote:

I should stop sleeping for 12+ hours
Set 4 alarms at 8:00 am, 8:10 am, 8:20 am and 8:30 am

You are welcome
DeletedUser_4041880
Why the fuck would I want to wake up that early
Trash Boat
Hey, you asked for it
Hika
I forgot what it felt like to touch a computer for sooooooooooooo long..
Birdy

EneT wrote:

Yoeri wrote:

Thigh gaps are gross
I don't understand the craze over thigh gaps either
I'd gladly donate my thigh gap to someone in need, indeed.
-sev

Hika wrote:

I forgot what it felt like to touch a computer for sooooooooooooo long..
I envy you.
NotEvenDoomMusic

Static Noise Bird wrote:

I'd gladly donate my thigh gap to someone in need, indeed.
Donate your thigh gap to african children

1 thigh gap = 1 water
Hika

Kaienyuu wrote:

I envy you.
How come darling?
I work like 40+ hours a week and all I crave is Fate Stay Night UBW and food. I'm so tired of work.

I just love and miss my computer so much omg
-sev
I'd rather work than sit on my ass all day doing nothing.
AutoMedic
War Thunder is fucking good
DeletedUser_2024727
EneT
Ew, sounds like some person just slapped some sounds together and thought it sounded good
DeletedUser_2024727

EneT wrote:

Ew, sounds like some person just slapped some sounds together and thought it sounded good
ya
Zelda

Static Noise Bird wrote:

I'd gladly donate my thigh gap to someone in need, indeed.
I'd donate mine too. Thigh gap all the way down to my knees, give me some of your fat in exchange pls
silmarilen
why do people care about if there is a gap or not between their legs?
-sev
Why does anyone care about anything ever?
Trash Boat

Kaienyuu wrote:

Why does anyone care about anything ever?
Because they are bored
silmarilen
some things are relevant, this isnt.
Birdy

silmarilen wrote:

why do people care about if there is a gap or not between their legs?
Because it's inconvenient. Can't hold a phone on my lap, unless I balance it on a single thigh. Of course I've learnt that over time, but it's still a minor problem worth complaining about on the internet.

Those who don't have one and want to have one, I don't know. Maybe they think it looks nice because most of those who want one have a distorted image of their body anyway.

TL;DR: Because we can and are stupid.
Bweh
My penis has me covered there.
silmarilen
i find it more convenient to balance something on a single thigh than in the middle between them, that way i wont have to hold my legs together
EneT

Brian OA wrote:

My penis has me covered there.
So true, I only just realized how convenient my Penis is
-sev
Yeah, dicks are great.
EneT
Yaaaayy, hooray for dicks!! /o/
Yuudachi-kun

Kaienyuu wrote:

Yeah, dicks are great.
silmarilen
dicks are gross
Birdy

silmarilen wrote:

dicks are gross
Notto disu shitto agen.
Trash Boat

Static Noise Bird wrote:

Not this shit again.
silmarilen

Static Noise Bird wrote:

silmarilen wrote:

dicks are gross
Notto disu shitto agen.
damn you're 1k posts ahead of me by now, remember when we had the same postcount?
-sev

silmarilen wrote:

dicks are gross
Oy vey
Aurani
7 hours alone in the bus. This journey couldn't have been better.
IppE

silmarilen wrote:

dicks are gross
-sev

Aurani wrote:

7 hours alone in the bus. This journey couldn't have been better.
Why can't I have this kind of luck
EneT

Kaienyuu wrote:

Why can't I have this kind of luck
You have too many stalkers/fans thats why
DeletedUser_4041880
I got a stupid pet from completing achievements

B1rd

Frostei wrote:

I should stop sleeping for 12+ hours

Aurani wrote:

Waking up 3 hours before a 7-hour trip is the best thing ever. Fucking Hell, I want to go back to sleep so badly.
Well I feel completely refreshed after just waking up from sleeping for 20 hours. Time for some coffee <3
Friendan
what did you do to sleep that long even
Yuudachi-kun

Friendan wrote:

what did you do to sleep that long even
Depression
Trash Boat

Friendan wrote:

what did you do to sleep that long even
Hibernate
Friendan
Well actually it was most likely a 24 hour long fap
DeletedUser_4041880
There's also something called Hypersomnolence (hypersomnia). Hypersomnia can be secondary to medical conditions such as clinical depression, multiple sclerosis, encephalitis, epilepsy, or obesity. It can occur as an effect of taking certain medications, withdrawal from them, or drug/alcohol abuse. Certain physical problems can cause it as well.
Aurani

Kaienyuu wrote:

Aurani wrote:

7 hours alone in the bus. This journey couldn't have been better.
Why can't I have this kind of luck
It was Easter yesterday, so no sane person would travel on that day. Luckily, I'm not sane.
Vialle

silmarilen wrote:

dicks are gross
The reason i dont read gangbang H
BackOffMe50ft
Genitals are gross looking in general
B1rd
Men are not pleasant to look at. I don't think they're meant to be.
Aurani
Proper women don't care as much about looks, as they do for personality.

Speaking of which, an ex contacted me today and wanted to give me back a shirt I left her when we were together. That was fucking 5 years ago...
B1rd
I'm not an expert on women but I'd say she doesn't care about returning your shirt.
Aurani
Well, I would also think of that first, was it not for the fact that I don't even remember her face anymore, so I would assume neither does she mine.
She was always weird as shit anyways.
Zelda
olivia272

Aurani wrote:

Proper women don't care as much about looks, as they do for personality..
Ahahaha. Personality does not matter when dissecting a pulchritudinous specimen.
EneT

olivia272 wrote:

Ahahaha. Personality does not matter when dissecting a pulchritudinous specimen.
A bit confident in yourself aren't you?
Aurani

olivia272 wrote:

Aurani wrote:

Proper women don't care as much about looks, as they do for personality..
Ahahaha. Personality does not matter when dissecting a pulchritudinous specimen.
You're still a girl. What do you know? :V
BackOffMe50ft
What if humans were nocturnal
EneT
We'd be ugly as fck from the lack of sunlight our skin comes in contact with
DeletedUser_4041880
Pale skin was a sign of wealth back then
BackOffMe50ft
So if I never go outside I'll be rich 8-) 8-)
silmarilen
no, the other way around
Yuudachi-kun

BackOffMe50ft wrote:

So if I never go outside I'll be rich 8-) 8-)
You are already rich.
Aurani
Shitty tanned commoner women, ew
DeletedUser_4041880
I can't stop eating goldfish crackers help
EneT
Solution: stop being chinese
DeletedUser_4041880
No thanks
EneT
Then go drink some water or something, that shit makes your mouth so dry
Trash Boat
Apple juice.

Done.
DeletedUser_4041880
Reminds me of kindergarten snacks
-sev

Frostei wrote:

I can't stop eating goldfish crackers help
I don't see any problems there.
Birdy

silmarilen wrote:

damn you're 1k posts ahead of me by now, remember when we had the same postcount?
This is what modding/BN-stuff, GD (I mean the IRL thread) spamming and formerly my graphics thread has done to my count. But then again you probably have way more if we count OT posts to that, too.
Aurani
So, apparently, making breakfast for someone in bed can lead to a +5 in friendship, but also a -42 if you colour the eggs black and purple for shits and giggles.
EneT
small increase in being generous, large decrease for messing with them? makes sense
Syphist
Why would you make the breakfast while in bed?
EneT
"For someone in bed" ... pls
Syphist
Lol, I love how you can make a sentence seem like OoT means something else.
Aurani
So, how in the world do you fry eggs in bed?

I am tempted to troll myself with a sexual joke.
Ceph23
I want to do it for you, but things might get to sexual between us.
Bweh
You'd need a portable stove

SaigonAlice

Brian OA wrote:

You'd need a portable stove

Osu! off topic AU where "Brian OA" is the ultimate hedgehog whose real name is "Zero" with a prosthetic arm and nine angel wings and all chaos emeralds. When he combines with hedgehog partner/destined lover "Wojian" he becomes the Hedgehog Super Saiyan GOD and manipulates powers of time/space (Like Deus from Mirai Nikki) and pretty much everything.

Brian's story is very tragic you see he is in an infinte timeloop (much like Madoka and Kagerou Days) where each time he tries to save Wojian but fails with Wojian dying. BUT they end up having eight babies.
Birdy
SaigonAlice my saviour is back. God bless.

Syphist wrote:

Lol, I love how you can make a sentence seem like OoT means something else.
Obliteration on Titans?

Stop referring to animes with abbreviations.
SaigonAlice
Hi SNB
AutoMedic

Brian OA wrote:

You'd need a portable stove

This is way more funnier than I thought
Trash Boat
NotEvenDoomMusic

SaigonAlice wrote:

Hi SNB
HI SAIGENALE

Static Noise Bird wrote:

Syphist wrote:

Lol, I love how you can make a sentence seem like OoT means something else.
Obliteration on Titans?
Blue Stig
good gravy Vim is weird
the power though
the power


SaigonAlice wrote:

Ohhi I remember you
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