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Granger

IppE wrote:

Granger wrote:

I dont know if its outdated, but the quiz comes from the same quiz i have my entire (small) knowledge about C from.
Is the ascent thing some self-made function, since there is absolutely no mention of such thing existing in C.
Dunno. Maybe. The guide also called them for loops once. http://sparen.github.io/ph3tutorials/ph3u1l5.html#sub4

Oh hello new page.
Trash Boat

Aurani wrote:

Stop leading proper discussions and continue circlejerking like Brian commands.
Braian aint mein commander. Heidern is.
Granger
Oh wait.
let x = 5;
ascent(i in 0..8){
x=i;
}
If you do the above, x will start at 0, but it will be set to the value of i, which is 0. As the loop continues, x will be set to 1, 2, 3, and eventually, 7. After it is set to 7, the local variable i is set to 8, and the loop ends, leaving x as 7. In total, the code loops 8 times, and i has values from 0 to 7.

Well, thats kinda backwards...
Aurani

Trash Boat wrote:

Aurani wrote:

Stop leading proper discussions and continue circlejerking like Brian commands.
Braian aint mein commander. Heidern is.
IppE

Granger wrote:

Dunno. Maybe. The guide also called them for loops once. http://sparen.github.io/ph3tutorials/ph3u1l5.html#sub4

Oh hello new page.
Oh yeah apparently they're specific to that danmaku game engine thing. Normally people just use for loops to do stuff like that.
I think you'd be better off reading something less specific, or even just the plain old reference http://en.cppreference.com/w/c/language
Granger
Okay then. Still i find it weird how this ascent thing works almost exactly like for loops but slightly different... You'd think it would check and increment its local value every time it is called not when it ends...

Hmm, this reference thing looks complicated... still ill bookmark it. It cant hurt, can it?
IppE

Granger wrote:

Hmm, this reference thing looks complicated... still ill bookmark it. It cant hurt, can it?
Well thats more for when you need to how some function works, here is a pretty good site for learning basics http://en.wikibooks.org/wiki/C_Programming
Zelda
If complicated throws you off, I'd say you're trying to learn the wrong thing.
Granger

IppE wrote:

Granger wrote:

Hmm, this reference thing looks complicated... still ill bookmark it. It cant hurt, can it?
Well thats more for when you need to how some function works, here is a pretty good site for learning basics http://en.wikibooks.org/wiki/C_Programming
Okay thank you.

Zelda wrote:

If complicated throws you off, I'd say you're trying to learn the wrong thing.
Well, i meant complicated more as... it throws a lot of new terms at you you dont understand yet, so overall it gets confusing for you.

Its like trying to do algebra if you only learned how to do basic addition and subtraction.
Not gonna stop me, but as is are those explainations mostly confusing rather than helpfull, id need to learn some more about the terms first.
Yuudachi-kun
Today marks 90 days of having a tablet. 8-)
silmarilen
ive had my tablet for almost 2 years now and i still dont use it
IppE
Bought mine in 2010 and I still haven't broken it in a osu! induced buttrage.
Zelda
2009 tablet here, still working like new.
Trash Boat
Same here. But Android tablets, right?
piruchan
The only tablets I've ever had are the ones that you put in your mouth.
Aurani
Yo Piru, do you want deep fried ice cream perhaps?
piruchan
I never get the idea behind that, but sure.
Hika

Trash Boat wrote:

Same here. But Android tablets, right?
Sometimes I feel like either
1.) I lack the proper intelligence to see if you're being sarcastic or not or
2.) You're just really out of the loop and I should stop trying to add points to your head.

in other news, today is beautiful and I think i'm gonna go out and take pictures of the town
Aurani

piruchan wrote:

I never get the idea behind that, but sure.
Can a man not offer another man bloody deep fried ice cream out of sheer friendliness? Do I have to have some ulterior motives to share something with you?
Now eat. :V
Granger
I dont get the idea behind deep frying ice...
Aurani
Neither do I, hence why I offered him some. I saw it on the menu of the restaurant I was ordering my food from, and I just exclaimed "fuck it, here goes nothing" and ordered it.
Yeah, congrats Aurani.

It's shit.
B1rd
I prefer not having diabetes thanks.
Aurani
Now I know what I can torture you with. Thank you for the information, mate. :V
Granger
p/3362670

THE WIKI IS NOT ACCESSIBLE ENOUGH

ITS NOT ENOUGH, WE NEED A POPUP WHENEVER YOU VISIT THE WEBSITE
TELLING YOU THAT WE HAVE A WIKI
Aurani
If that was the case, Gameplay and Rankings wouldn't exist and I'd also make it so a person with less than 50 IQ can't enter this site, meaning that you'd instantly lose over 80% of the overall users. :V
-sev
These threads exist so that people like me can shitpost more
Trash Boat

Hika wrote:

Sometimes I feel like-
Just calm down, ok? Geez
Zelda

Trash Boat wrote:

Same here. But Android tablets, right?
Are you literally as dumb as a sack of rocks ?
Aurani
Don't listen to what they say, Boat. I'm pretty sure you only hit your head when you were little, that's all. Stay strong! :V
Hika
I've always wanted to try deep fried ice cream. Heard it was really good but I don't get the logic in that, also...
IppE
Trash Boat
Finally the summer is starting to fade away, leaving place for the cold autumn
IppE
Phil Collins
silmarilen
phil collins is pretty cool
Friendan

IppE wrote:

Phil Collins

silmarilen wrote:

phil collins is pretty cool
literally who?
silmarilen
go die in a fire
silmarilen


what do?
Yuudachi-kun
hahahahahahaha
Trash Boat
better put on a coat, this is going to be a long, long winter
IppE

Trash Boat wrote:

better put on a coat, this is going to be a long, long winter
You don't know shit about winter.
Trash Boat
Bitch pls, it's not necessary to snow if you are looking for a cold weather
Vuelo Eluko

silmarilen wrote:



what do?
Xilver told me he was my biggest fan a few days ago
i think its becoming a thing
piruchan
Is Burger King good?

There are no McDonald's near me and I have a sudden craving for hamburger.
Yuudachi-kun
CHICKEN♂FRIES♂ARE♂BACK

The only reason to go to BK


I'm going to map the entirety of this album one day.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4upeOpzM__E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8HNa2Q6LfuI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKJu6VXVb6o
_Kisume

piruchan wrote:

Is Burger King good?

There are no McDonald's near me and I have a sudden craving for hamburger.
Fast food chains (like most products anyway) use different recipes depending on country; besides, it's mostly personal taste anyway.

Over here Burger King has amazing burgers but really shit fries compared to mcd.
Aurani

piruchan wrote:

Is Burger King good?

There are no McDonald's near me and I have a sudden craving for hamburger.
Fuck both of those, Pljeskavica is 500 grams of pure heart attack. :V
B1rd
$1.80? wtf, so cheap. It's like $5 here for a good burger. I'd go to that country and buy 100 of those burgers.
Aurani
What's even better is that you can get an even bigger pljeskavica for about 3 bucks, which is 700 grams, filled with ham, bacon and cheese, plus any and every condiment you take with it is free.
olivia272
I like fat.
IppE

Trash Boat wrote:

Bitch pls, it's not necessary to snow if you are looking for a cold weather
Maybe in Patagonia, but I doubt you live there.

And still, -20C is fairly normal.
Blue Stig
I just finished catching up on Homestuck.
I can see why the fandom is nuts.
Homestuck is not for fragile minds.
Jazz
I remember that update after the long hiatus, my friend got so worked up about it which made me realize the Homestuck fandom is a dark place.
Blue Stig
It toys with your mind and it knows it.
Reading it is a test of will in itself.
Kappa FrankerZ
homostuck
Trash Boat

Kappa FrankerZ wrote:

-HEAVILY CENSORED-
And that's why you are in everybody's blacklist
Aurani
I never knew the chap even existed, let alone was he relevant enough to be put in my blacklist.

Speaking of which, I wonder how many buggers put me in theirs, apart from half the cancerous FG visitors.
Trash Boat
Talking about hamburgers, anybody went to Wendy's? I have to try those square ones
Yuudachi-kun
Have you ever tried to fit a square peg in a round hole, son?
IppE

Kheldragar wrote:

Have you ever tried to fit a square peg in a round hole, son?
Trash Boat probably has, being the retard he is.

In other news, math still makes my head hurt, I wish we only had coding and no math courses.
Yuudachi-kun
You've obviously never seen this commercial.

IppE

Kheldragar wrote:

You've obviously never seen this commercial.
Why would I have seen some american burger commercial.
Yuudachi-kun
That's why I said obviously not
Trash Boat

Kheldragar wrote:

Have you ever tried to fit a square peg in a round hole, son?
You are asking the wrong question. You should have said this instead: Have you ever tried to fit a CUBE peg in a round hole, sonny?
Now THAT'S the right question
Yuudachi-kun
There are no such things are squares since we live in a 3D world and everything has some depth.
Trash Boat
Including paper?
silmarilen
OT has almost reached 4k threads
remember when i made thread #3000?
twice?
IppE
To be completely honest, I don't.

Was it in late 2013/early 2014 ? Because that would explain why I don't remember it.
B1rd
I wonder when my status will be upgraded from newfag to middlefag.
Yuudachi-kun

B1rd wrote:

I wonder when my status will be upgraded from newfag to middlefag.
Whenever you feel like it.
Aurani
I feel like molesting some stranger on the street.
-sev
Is that a good thing or a bad thing?
IppE

Kaienyuu wrote:

Is that a good thing or a bad thing?
Depends on the stranger.

I miss strager.
olivia272
Good luck.
Aurani
Depends entirely on how the stranger would feel like getting molested by me.
Luck is merely a mortal's tool. I am no mortal.
olivia272
I place trust in common sense.
Granger
I dont for common sense aint that common.
Aurani
All I want is a lady of the night, not a philosophy lesson.
Go away Satan, you're too close to the Sun, you'll melt your wings.
silmarilen

IppE wrote:

To be completely honest, I don't.

Was it in late 2013/early 2014 ? Because that would explain why I don't remember it.
probably, i dont even remember exactly when it was myself, the first thread was probably over 2 years ago already and the 2nd one got locked in 1 or 2 days.

they were shit threads anyway, i dont know how to content
Granger
-sev
I think I'm getting addicted to nicovideo MAD's.
IppE

Kaienyuu wrote:

I think I'm getting addicted to nicovideo MAD's.
AutoMedic
Vuelo Eluko
that escalated quickly jesus fuck
Aurani
Oh my fucking God, that is so wrong on so many different levels. =D
B1rd

Aurani wrote:

Oh my fucking God
Birdy

Kaienyuu wrote:

I think I'm getting addicted to nicovideo MAD's.
Are they still a thing? Like, you know, it's 2015, I'm legitimately curious.

If you do mean the "good", old ones, then sure, proceed.
piruchan
I was seconds late. What was the content of the thread(s)?
Aurani
Basically what the titles say.
I told you we need to cleanse kebab.
B1rd
Vuelo Eluko
_index wtf
piruchan
Today university starts and I'm bewildered by the amount of computer illiteracy of these "kids from the capital".

I'm not saying I'm very computer literate and knows every little bits of my laptop, but is it really that hard to check whether your Windows is 32-bit or 64-bit? And deciding which binary release of codeblocks to download is pretty simple given you read the instructions.

But I guess that is to be expected in a country where some people think that accessing Facebook and accessing the internet are two entirely different things.

Edit: hi new page
Vuelo Eluko
i only made a facebook because i once had a job that required me to have one
never added any friends on it or used it at all since, cant even remember what email its under.
B1rd
I went on it a few weeks ago to message a scanlator group. Funny how the people I barely even new in high school still had me added years later. I deleted them all.
Aurani

piruchan wrote:

Today university starts and I'm bewildered by the amount of computer illiteracy of these "kids from the capital".

I'm not saying I'm very computer literate and knows every little bits of my laptop, but is it really that hard to check whether your Windows is 32-bit or 64-bit? And deciding which binary release of codeblocks to download is pretty simple given you read the instructions.

But I guess that is to be expected in a country where some people think that accessing Facebook and accessing the internet are two entirely different things.

Edit: hi new page
-sev

Static Noise Bird wrote:

If you do mean the "good", old ones, then sure, proceed.
I'm just watching old ones, idk if they are still a thing.
DeletedUser_4041880
-sev

Frostei wrote:

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0/12
Birdy
I miss making these, maybe I should get back into this stuff again. But then again, it's 2015.
B1rd
I wrote 'jerk off' in a post and it got censored :roll:
Vuelo Eluko

Aurani wrote:

piruchan wrote:

Today university starts and I'm bewildered by the amount of computer illiteracy of these "kids from the capital".

I'm not saying I'm very computer literate and knows every little bits of my laptop, but is it really that hard to check whether your Windows is 32-bit or 64-bit? And deciding which binary release of codeblocks to download is pretty simple given you read the instructions.

But I guess that is to be expected in a country where some people think that accessing Facebook and accessing the internet are two entirely different things.

Edit: hi new page
i dont see who would react like that unless they had some very abusive experiences in their life
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