AKA: Names We Chose When We Were 12 That Totally Sounded Cool at the Time But Now Just Make us Look 12
JarJarJacob: Reminding us of that terrible character constantly is a great way to make friends!
adam2046: Let's stick a string of numbers at the end of our name! Original.
And what, were you too lazy to capitalise your first letter or something?
Azure_Kyte: Ok, I know it comes from .Hack or something (but you changed a letter so points for originality) so it's not exactly the best choice to forge an identity. (Holy shit, his middle name is Flame? Seriously?)
Gabi: Your name is far too easy to mix up with Gladi.
MegaManEXE: This could get confusing if http://osu.ppy.sh/u/megamanx and http://osu.ppy.sh/u/megaman decide to turn up...
Derekku Chan: Faux Japanese and Chan makes me kawaii uguu desu
Engineer_chan: If that don't do the job, use more kawaii uguu desu
CDFA: Probably doesn't stand for anything and I really don't care if it does. Cannot even pronounce.
Gladi: Your name is far too easy to mix up withGladi Gabi.
lesjuh: Is it pronounced Lezjuh? Because I've been saying Lessjuh all this time and I'm not about to start calling you something different? And is it supposed to be gibberish or a different language or did you just stuff part of your name and something else together?
Pokebis: Even if it's pronounced pokey beez or whatever else, it's not going to stop me calling you poke ebyss. Because that's what it looks like.
Todesengal: It took me like 3 months to remember the first half of your name a while longer to remember the whole thing and then I find out that you've been teaching me misspelt German this whole time. What a fucking gyp. The whole angel of death thing seems scarily appropriate though what with the mass slaughter of woodland critters.
supergarlic: Let's put two words together to make an even better word. Super makes everything better, it's like uber and funny accents.
Mafiamaster: Slight doubt about the authenticity of this title as I don't think the mob boss would spend his time modding maps. Nor do I think I've ever seen you play a game of Mafia...
RL Link: Is it a Zelda reference or just an obscure in joke? Who cares! The only thing differentiating you from the other Links on osu (and there's a few of them) is your RL. Does it stand for Real Life? Rad Lad? R'lyeh? All I know is that it sounds like arralink if I'm in a hurry.
strager: Starger totally sounds cooler anyway.
NoHItter: Haven't I already complained about this somewhere before? Extra caps make your name harder to type properly.
Beuchi-chan: makes me kawaii desu
Blue_Dragon:No relation to RedDragon, Green Dragon, greendragon, BlueDragon360, red dragon1234, BlackDragon, black dragon, WhiteDragon or blueeyeswhitedragon...probably.
rust45: Just rust in general or is this some sort of specific rust? Is it a name? Why 45? Just Because rust was taken? These are all rhetorical questions by the way.
awp: a three letter name that's actually fun to pronounce? ...A Wild Pigeon or whatever sounds a bit lame though.
Ephemeral: It doesn't matter what I say about his name because he wont be around long (ba dum tish). Reminds people of effeminate though.
Remco32: The 31 Remcos before this one were all failures. gets confusing if I shorten it to Rem if Remmy is around.
Davidz123: Add a z to our name! Sound cooler!! Numbers!!! Even cooler!!!!
mekadon95: The 94 mekadons before this one were far better. The mekadon series really started going downhill from here on in. The removal of the tsundere voice chip was really the last straw and it didn't take long for mekadon co. to completely collapse in on itself after a market flood of cheap asian knockoffs with the features of the original models.
IMHO the mekadon49 with its wacky nipple tuners and kooky rainbow colour scheme was by far the best of the series.
Randy96: Randy co. have basically been releasing the same product with a new colour scheme for the last 10 years. Which isn't bad, the Randys are a solid product and a good buy. Sure no one exactly knows what they do, but that's fine.
Rokodo [RL]: Again with the RL? I don't know what a Rokodo is, but it probably has something to do with Taiko or something...
MittenMasterzz: Two Zs! The man's insane in the mainframe! (Also I don't quite know what benefits you gain by being the master of mittens of all things. But I'm sure you must be proud of your position.)
MarioBros777: Actually two people operating the same account. Need the sevens for luck (three of them for extra luck).
qlum: I don't know if this can even be pronounced, so I'm just going to guess you either misspelt a real word or mashed on the keyboard.
BagnoGamer: What's a Bagno?
Ivalset: It's TeslaVI backwards or something apparently. Although he could just be bullshitting and have pulled it out of his arse.
Sounds like a magical fantasy land populated by unicorns and generic RPG heroes (who wish to ride the unicorns to the evil vampire king's lair in order to rescue the unicorn king and his daughter).
ztrot: I don't get it. Sounds retarded if I say zed trot.
RemmyX25 Who is Remmy anyway? Is that some sort of mathematical equation?
phill: Simple and straight to the point.
Mogsworth: Sounds like some gay furfag's name.
Loginer: Lost its magic as soon as I found out it was log in er and not Lodge in er.
NachoPiggy: Two words made into one! The ultimate combination attack!
peppy:: ...keep up the good work.
starrodkirby86: Took a few looks before i actually realised it was star rod kirby and not some sort of gibberish.
OH-SHI-: Saying your name in chat feels really weird and trying to change/shorten feels even weirder.
Sinistro: Actually a somewhat cool name.
Echo: Can't complain really...
Ph0X: Not the biggest fan of replacing letters with numbers. Probably could have added a lower case Y to the end and I wouldn't think any less about the name.
foulcoon: uuuuuh...Yeah, I'm not going to touch that.
0_o: Couldn't actually tell you apart from the numerous other emoticons until you'd been here for quite a while.
Neo@lex: Confused the fuck out of me when you used the name Neoatlex.
lukewarmholiday: I don't get it. Not actually named Luke right?
m980: Loses its mystique as soon as someone says "Em nine hundred and eighty"...
minyeob: I had no idea how this was spelt for a very long while.
JInxyjem: Extra capital and weird lack of a capital on gem makes everything feel sort of angley making it hard to read.
Luigi4444: MarioBros777's second account.
Guy-kun: Wow, that's descriptive.
WeegeevsWeegee: OMG Weegee lolololololololololol. Also vs seems like it should be capitalised in some way otherwise it just looks ugly.
chan: Kawaii desu
My fingers are starting to hurt.
I don't actually dislike most of your usernames though, so there's no real feeling in this...
Unless you're 5ku112. Fuck that.
JarJarJacob: Reminding us of that terrible character constantly is a great way to make friends!
adam2046: Let's stick a string of numbers at the end of our name! Original.
And what, were you too lazy to capitalise your first letter or something?
Azure_Kyte: Ok, I know it comes from .Hack or something (but you changed a letter so points for originality) so it's not exactly the best choice to forge an identity. (Holy shit, his middle name is Flame? Seriously?)
Gabi: Your name is far too easy to mix up with Gladi.
MegaManEXE: This could get confusing if http://osu.ppy.sh/u/megamanx and http://osu.ppy.sh/u/megaman decide to turn up...
Derekku Chan: Faux Japanese and Chan makes me kawaii uguu desu
Engineer_chan: If that don't do the job, use more kawaii uguu desu
CDFA: Probably doesn't stand for anything and I really don't care if it does. Cannot even pronounce.
Gladi: Your name is far too easy to mix up with
lesjuh: Is it pronounced Lezjuh? Because I've been saying Lessjuh all this time and I'm not about to start calling you something different? And is it supposed to be gibberish or a different language or did you just stuff part of your name and something else together?
Pokebis: Even if it's pronounced pokey beez or whatever else, it's not going to stop me calling you poke ebyss. Because that's what it looks like.
Todesengal: It took me like 3 months to remember the first half of your name a while longer to remember the whole thing and then I find out that you've been teaching me misspelt German this whole time. What a fucking gyp. The whole angel of death thing seems scarily appropriate though what with the mass slaughter of woodland critters.
supergarlic: Let's put two words together to make an even better word. Super makes everything better, it's like uber and funny accents.
Mafiamaster: Slight doubt about the authenticity of this title as I don't think the mob boss would spend his time modding maps. Nor do I think I've ever seen you play a game of Mafia...
RL Link: Is it a Zelda reference or just an obscure in joke? Who cares! The only thing differentiating you from the other Links on osu (and there's a few of them) is your RL. Does it stand for Real Life? Rad Lad? R'lyeh? All I know is that it sounds like arralink if I'm in a hurry.
strager: Starger totally sounds cooler anyway.
NoHItter: Haven't I already complained about this somewhere before? Extra caps make your name harder to type properly.
Beuchi-chan: makes me kawaii desu
Blue_Dragon:No relation to RedDragon, Green Dragon, greendragon, BlueDragon360, red dragon1234, BlackDragon, black dragon, WhiteDragon or blueeyeswhitedragon...probably.
rust45: Just rust in general or is this some sort of specific rust? Is it a name? Why 45? Just Because rust was taken? These are all rhetorical questions by the way.
awp: a three letter name that's actually fun to pronounce? ...A Wild Pigeon or whatever sounds a bit lame though.
Ephemeral: It doesn't matter what I say about his name because he wont be around long (ba dum tish). Reminds people of effeminate though.
Remco32: The 31 Remcos before this one were all failures. gets confusing if I shorten it to Rem if Remmy is around.
Davidz123: Add a z to our name! Sound cooler!! Numbers!!! Even cooler!!!!
mekadon95: The 94 mekadons before this one were far better. The mekadon series really started going downhill from here on in. The removal of the tsundere voice chip was really the last straw and it didn't take long for mekadon co. to completely collapse in on itself after a market flood of cheap asian knockoffs with the features of the original models.
IMHO the mekadon49 with its wacky nipple tuners and kooky rainbow colour scheme was by far the best of the series.
Randy96: Randy co. have basically been releasing the same product with a new colour scheme for the last 10 years. Which isn't bad, the Randys are a solid product and a good buy. Sure no one exactly knows what they do, but that's fine.
Rokodo [RL]: Again with the RL? I don't know what a Rokodo is, but it probably has something to do with Taiko or something...
MittenMasterzz: Two Zs! The man's insane in the mainframe! (Also I don't quite know what benefits you gain by being the master of mittens of all things. But I'm sure you must be proud of your position.)
MarioBros777: Actually two people operating the same account. Need the sevens for luck (three of them for extra luck).
qlum: I don't know if this can even be pronounced, so I'm just going to guess you either misspelt a real word or mashed on the keyboard.
BagnoGamer: What's a Bagno?
Ivalset: It's TeslaVI backwards or something apparently. Although he could just be bullshitting and have pulled it out of his arse.
Sounds like a magical fantasy land populated by unicorns and generic RPG heroes (who wish to ride the unicorns to the evil vampire king's lair in order to rescue the unicorn king and his daughter).
ztrot: I don't get it. Sounds retarded if I say zed trot.
RemmyX25 Who is Remmy anyway? Is that some sort of mathematical equation?
phill: Simple and straight to the point.
Mogsworth: Sounds like some gay furfag's name.
Loginer: Lost its magic as soon as I found out it was log in er and not Lodge in er.
NachoPiggy: Two words made into one! The ultimate combination attack!
peppy:: ...keep up the good work.
starrodkirby86: Took a few looks before i actually realised it was star rod kirby and not some sort of gibberish.
OH-SHI-: Saying your name in chat feels really weird and trying to change/shorten feels even weirder.
Sinistro: Actually a somewhat cool name.
Echo: Can't complain really...
Ph0X: Not the biggest fan of replacing letters with numbers. Probably could have added a lower case Y to the end and I wouldn't think any less about the name.
foulcoon: uuuuuh...Yeah, I'm not going to touch that.
0_o: Couldn't actually tell you apart from the numerous other emoticons until you'd been here for quite a while.
Neo@lex: Confused the fuck out of me when you used the name Neoatlex.
lukewarmholiday: I don't get it. Not actually named Luke right?
m980: Loses its mystique as soon as someone says "Em nine hundred and eighty"...
minyeob: I had no idea how this was spelt for a very long while.
JInxyjem: Extra capital and weird lack of a capital on gem makes everything feel sort of angley making it hard to read.
Luigi4444: MarioBros777's second account.
Guy-kun: Wow, that's descriptive.
WeegeevsWeegee: OMG Weegee lolololololololololol. Also vs seems like it should be capitalised in some way otherwise it just looks ugly.
chan: Kawaii desu
My fingers are starting to hurt.
I don't actually dislike most of your usernames though, so there's no real feeling in this...
Unless you're 5ku112. Fuck that.
And I was one of the best players there in general, so..