act like I was raped and hire a lawyer to bullshit prove me right in court of American bullshit law for an excessively large compensation and false sympathy from teenage circlejerk union tumblr when the case goes viral until they realize that I'm white and therefore too privleged to be sorrowed for.
Yes, I get it, my profile doesn't show up to anyone but me. I don't understand it either, but surely there are better conversation topics than my lack of a viewable profile.
I color my greentexting green because I [REDACTED] feel like it.