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So the news kind of sucks

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Shohei Ohtani
4.4 Earthquake at 4:04 AM.

Coverage of it took over the entire news. It's not even that serious, and you could tell that they were just making filler.

Pretty much, the news was like

"Aaah earthquake"
"I DON WAN DIE AT A DOHNUT SHOHP."
"The storeclerk reported cookies falling off of his shelves (oh god)."
"Aaaah"
"An expert walking in and saying "This happens a lot but just in places that nobody really cares about, so nobody actually cares.""
"I think "wait a second those have happened around where I live what the hell ;-;""
"AAAH"
"OH GOD A BUMP ON THE ROAD"
"That expert came back again"
"SO HERE'S THE WEATHER"
"OK Here's some SILLY pictures people sent us here's a picture of some guy watching this television program about 45 minutes ago."

Then I was like screw it and left.

Yeah the news kind of sucks.
Pokebis
Slower than Luke and onestop.
DeathxShinigami
I'm kind of interested in viewing this...Could you add a source?
Topic Starter
Shohei Ohtani
No. Usually when I add a source people complain about how I made it sound like it was actually interesting .-.
anonymous_old
TL;DR
Cuddlebun
'bawww people don't like the stupid shit I post'
Loginer
Did they go live on the scene and talk about how people were calmly panicking on the streets?

Also, it was probably terrorists trying out a dangerous new WMD.
Kitsunemimi
Am I the only one who read 'The new kind of socks'?
Pokebis

Harris73 wrote:

Am I the only one who read 'The new kind of socks'?
Hopefully.
Ph0X
I read "The new kind of suck" and I was interested for a second.
vytalibus
We should Youtube Poop that shit.
lukewarmholiday

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