But when he reached to his house he found that their friends were planning a party hard for him. After that he never felt devasted anymore 
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Bob resurrected from the remaining ashes, and its life quality has been improved
yeah his health quality is great, but bob is a total asshole to everyone and no one likes him anymore, so they decided to raid his house and kill bob.
:<
:<
Fortunately, Bob remembered the lessons of his ninja sensei and he was able to escape from his house without any injury and without being noticed by his ex friends.
But then after escaping, he found his parents that are scolding him for not going to good college and blah blah blah . After all this talking, Bobs ex friends cought up to him and now their chasing him again.
Bob became a swan and lived happily ever after.
But ugly is beautiful in the upside-downtown, where Bob happens to live.
but the actual upside-downtown is literally UPSIDE-DOWN
so bob falls to his death (?)
so bob falls to his death (?)
em, Bob's a swan. remember? he has wings. he uses his wings to land safely
superman is a lie
your argument is invalid
bob falls and all of his miserable life causes him to die in mid-air.
your argument is invalid
bob falls and all of his miserable life causes him to die in mid-air.
Then some Random Bullsheet he manage to survive the fall
He got caught up in a crossfire between Mutantboars with guns and Space Dolphins with missle launchers.
but the somebody fired a massive laser beam that almost disintegrate Bob to oblivion
Fortunately Bob had a force field around him :]
force fields are not a lie
your argument is valid
bob fell safely down, but then unicorns with large giant swords (huehue) came in a large stampede, crushing bob.
your argument is valid
bob fell safely down, but then unicorns with large giant swords (huehue) came in a large stampede, crushing bob.
Jesus presses "ctrl+z" on his keyboard of life. This puts Bob back inside the forcefield. Jesus then presses "ctrl+A, Delete" on all of the unicorns, and Bob fell down safely
But the babies spit him out because he's too big.
As Bob was spat out he hit his head on a tooth and got knocked out, he then sank to the bottom of the ocean
but after he was almost about to hit the bottom bob was rescued by mermaids and was then taken to shore where the mermaids (or mermans) took care of him.
Bob happened to be under attack as an airstrike was launched and was heading in his direction!
Bob realized he has latent Magneto powers, and stops the missiles in mid air with his powers before entering an internal conflict of whether he should shoot the missiles back or just detonate them in mid-air.
but then they dropped missiles completely made of plastic, with a metal-free chemical component, totally petrifying Bob in plastic
but trash boat came in and removed all the plastic, and saving bob .
Kouya-
Then Bob woke 2 hours later and was fine.
then someone came in and put bob in a sack
now he is going to a circus where he will forced to break keyboards and jump over hit circles
now he is going to a circus where he will forced to break keyboards and jump over hit circles
but the sack was actually a worm hole sending bob across the universe and to safety on planet.. -no creativity left-
but the planet was being attack by the sack's allies planning to cut the planet into half and bob was on the edge of the surviving half.
bob says "This is not the end!" and revives
bob rolls down a hill and ends up with many broken bones, bob was still alive
Bob was still alive but the giant worm chasing him was as well