Wake up in the morning feeling like P Diddy
(Hey, what up girl?)
Grab my glasses, I'm out the door, I'm gonna hit this city
(Lets go)
Before I leave, brush my teeth with a bottle of Jack
'Cause when I leave for the night, I ain't coming back

I'm talking pedicure on our toes, toes
Trying on all our clothes, clothes
Boys blowing up our phones, phones
Drop-topping, playing our favorite CDs
Pulling up to the parties
Trying to get a little bit tipsy

Don't stop, make it pop
DJ, blow my speakers up
Tonight, I'mma fight
'Til we see the sunlight
Tick tock on the clock
But the party don't stop, no

Don't stop, make it pop
DJ, blow my speakers up
Tonight, I'mma fight
'Til we see the sunlight
Tick tock, on the clock
But the party don't stop, no

Ain't got a care in world, but got plenty of beer
Ain't got no money in my pocket, but I'm already here
And now, the dudes are lining up cause they hear we got swagger
But we kick em to the curb unless they look like Mick Jagger

I'm talking about everybody getting crunk, crunk
Boys tryin' to touch my junk, junk
Gonna smack him if he getting too drunk, drunk

Now, now, we go until they kick us out, out
Or the police shut us down, down
Police shut us down, down
Po-po shut us

Don't stop, make it pop
DJ, blow my speakers up
Tonight, I'mma fight
'Til we see the sunlight
Tick tock on the clock
But the party don't stop, no

Don't stop, make it pop
DJ, blow my speakers up
Tonight, I'mma fight
'Til we see the sunlight
Tick tock on the clock
But the party don't stop, no

DJ, you build me up
You break me down
My heart, it pounds
Yeah, you got me

With my hands up
You got me now
You got that sound
Yeah, you got me

DJ, you build me up
You break me down
My heart, it pounds
Yeah, you got me

With my hands up
Put your hands up
Put your hands up

Now, the party don't start 'til I walk in

Don't stop, make it pop
DJ, blow my speakers up
Tonight, I'mma fight
'Til we see the sunlight
Tick tock on the clock
But the party don't stop, no

Don't stop, make it pop
DJ, blow my speakers up
Tonight, I'mma fight
'Til we see the sunlight
Tick tock on the clock
But the party don't stop, no

Well, I guess the party just stopped

It had been a long, long day for the Abominable Snow Monster. He, like all Snow Monsters on the high mountain slopes, spent most of his day chasing those skiers who dared challenge this perilous mountain’s slopes. It was just a thing that all Snow Monsters did; they chased skiers and, if they caught them, they ate them. Of course, there had been a sharp decrease in skiers when all of the risk-taking ones eventually met their end on this isolated mountain face, but occasionally a new, daring skier would try their luck on the peak.

However, this Abominable Snow Monster was tired of this. He had spent all today chasing a skier up and down the slopes without end, until he could simply go no more. He had been bested by his prey, which left the Snow Monster content to simply eat a few of the wild dogs on the peak and call it a day. He was, like most snow monsters, a solitary creature. Snow Monsters seldom interacted other then in the chase, and even then it was more a matter of circumstance that they were chasing the same prey.

The Abominable Snow Monster felt something he had never really felt before… loneliness. It was a stark, cold feeling in his furred insides. He strode slowly across the mountain side as the sun sank in the horizon. Tears spilled slowly across his furry cheeks and froze as he walked slowly to his snow-enclosed cave home. All snow monsters had their own, so far away from each other… It was said that Snow Monsters would, occasionally, get together and mate, after the end of a great successful hunt and feast, but the Abominable Snow Monster had never experienced this, nor had any Snow Monsters on this mountain anymore. There had not been any new Snow Monsters in what had seemed like decades now, and the Snow Monsters living there didn’t seem to have the mind to make any new ones.

Why did I read this.

tl;dr

i would post more but it's nsfw

I'm not at work.

stop for me its the law

DiamondCrash wrote:

http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/keha2.shtml

I wish this was better written.

bad thread, you have until the start of page 4 to save it

Also I'm going to double post to make things interesting for you

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I'll help you make this thread better


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NOT.

this is fg/r, of course this thread is shit

NachoPiggy wrote:

Well, I guess the party just stopped

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lol

clever

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fock the pole fleece

*chomps down on my cigar gleefully, rubs hands together*